I can't remember if I've done one of these before, but have a Tiefling!Dummy. [x]

The show's always gotta go on.

You never know who's watching.

Sometimes half the fun of having fictional parent f/os is really funny cause sometimes you see a character who the whole fandom has the hots for meanwhile I’m here like… yep that’s my parent everyone find’s them EXTREMELY attractive

Anyways parental f/o havers imagine teasing the CRAP your parental f/o over people thirsting after them <3

i love fizzarolli

🚩 :o)

>:o) 🤡💕✨

send me a 🚩 and i'll share my unpopular rpc opinions and hot takes.

🚩. canon muses lowkey scare me. is this a hot take or just a confession? mm lowkey a confession but this blog is my front lawn and i want to put the silly garden gnome out there.

[lays down on a therapist sofa with a bag of popcorn] as an oc blog with my own laundry list of issues, it’s very unlikely I will follow a canon-only blog first. Even if I dig what and who they’re writing, I just feel to much strange self-inflicted pressure to maneuver around me “not wanting to be that guy.”

What does that mean exactly? No clue my fellow clown lover, it's my own internalized anxiety that I'm still working on— it’s not a standard I hold against anyone else so I know it’s something I need to work on. Baby steps and all.

If I follow a blog that’s either canon-only or has canon muses, they passed an incredible vibe check and show respect towards other ocs w/out making them feel lesser when writing with.

[blows a kiss to my mutuals that have canon blorbos]

He's allllllllways posing for the camera, so true my iconic clown

how amusing. if he were a little less ambitious, DIO would be content to keep his follower count at the so-called sex number.

That'll probably be it for me for the night! We got a lotta shenanigans going on with our apartment and gotta do some things last-second, so I got less out than I expected.

you don't understand ʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀꜱᴛᴀɴᴅ puɐʇsɹǝpun ʇ,uop noʎ puɐʇsɹǝpun ʇ,uop noʎ p̵̧̨͈̤̜̮͖͒̎̊̐͜u̵͕̰̅͜ɐ̴̡̹͛̈́͊ʇ̸̡͔͉̻̤͚͇̞̤̂̀͝ͅs̵̘̟͖͙̄̈̂̇̈́͑̌̈́̂͜͜͠ɹ̸̟̳̌̆͋͗͠͝ǝ̶̱̞͚̑͑̈p̶̧̢͔̦̣̲͇̎̃̑̀ṵ̶̢͈̬̞̖̘̺̥̙̎͋͛͒̾̋̓͠ǹ̵̨̠̰͔̳̦̞͈͙̙̎͗̈́́ ̵̞̮͔̥̹̔̓̒̈́̌ʇ̶͈̹͛̀͐̾̾͐̎͠ͅ,̸̞̦̤̥̙̔̄͌̒͑̂̚͝͠ư̷̧͓̈́͋̋̓̀̓̾́̈õ̴͚̱̤͎̎͊̑͝p̵̨̥̜͖̩̩͙͗̑ ̵̨̰͛͋͂͌̅͂̀̿ṅ̷̡̢̳̘̮̻̥̺̪͂̈͛ö̸̧̬͔̝̙̟̰̣̦͌͗̽̽͆͠ʎ̵̦̰̟̈́̆̃͌͆͗͋̀̅̕͜ͅ

ＤＯＮ＇Ｔ．ＧＥＴ．ＣＬＯＳＥ．

Me seeing any of the middle age men in One Piece: Dad? Are you my dad? Father? My Dad?

Our current candidates

Genuinely considering adding Shanks and his two scorned exs on as familial f/os at this point wahaha

Like yes those are my goofy ass dramatic dads!

𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐂 𝐆𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐄𝐒. bold what always applies. italicize what sometimes / somewhat applies. ​​​​​​​ㅤrepost, do not reblog.

holding hands ■ buying flowers ■ cooking ■ cuddles ■ writing a poem / song ■ holding door open ■ tying shoe laces ■ sharing a milkshake with two straws ■ offering their jacket when it's cold ■ kissing in the rain ■ publicly confessing love ■ long walks at the beach ■ doing the titanic pose on a boat ■ taking cute pictures in a photobooth ■ sharing a taxi / uber ■ kissing the back of their hand ■ slow dancing ■ getting tickets of their favourite artist / sports team / other ■ introducing them to their parents ■ lighting candles ■ flower petals on bed ■ love letters ■ star gazing ■ brushing / doing their hair ■ picnics ■ teaching them to play an instrument / a sport while gently guiding their hands ■ compliments ■ late night drives ■ taking selfies together ■ drawing them ■ self - made gifts ■ massages ■ proposing with a family heirloom ring ■ lending them their favourite book to read ■ paying for dinner / coffee ■ mixtapes / playlists ■ surprise birthday parties ■ feeding them ■ handing them keys to their apartment ■ making space in drawer for their clothes when they stay over ■ sharing a blanket ■ couple costumes ■ tucking a hair strand behind their ear ■ running after them at the airport / keeping them from leaving ■ moving cities to be together ■ blowing a kiss ■ breakfast in bed ■ defending them in a fight (verbally / physically) ■ joint bubble baths ■ dropping the l - bomb ("i love you") ■ dedicating a song at the karaoke bar to them ■ wearing their clothes ■ yawning before putting an arm around them while watching a movie ■ grant them the last bite from a meal

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in my continued effort 2 make this blog more accessible and less whack [which is so very hard when fallen l.ondon is Like That] instead of main muses, i tweaked that section to give some muse suggestions for characters easier to interact w without having a ton of lore / world knowledge ! of which elysium specifically is king [he is so very nice] KJNEMRH

okok sleep deprived BUUT i think i have the j//jk verse figured out so far!!!!!!

three clowns atm!! shiori (g*ojo), minako (t*oji + ch*oso) and kanna (n*anami) !!!!!!! 🌸💕

minako is g/ojos older sister (by a few years she graduated college and was in her first year as a teacher in ye olde flashback era of when g*ojo and besties were in school) she was married and thus and still into today she uses her late spouses surname mizuhara.

shiori is either n//aoyas twin but they weren’t really close as kids and aren’t close now so there isn’t much to that?? (or maybe they were but now its strained due to yk succession who gets to be heir i am not quite sure about that yet!! oo it would give s//uccesiion but make it j//jk OO!!!!!) ORR she’s the older sib of m*ai and m*aki?? and still candidate of heir (?) in that as well?)

BUT ANYWAY..!!!! she was an old classmate of g/ojo and the besties (was maybe in either his year or n/anami and kannas year?) AND BESTEST BUDS. its giving childhood sweethearts to lovers yk? CUUTE.

fast forward t*oji passes….ish. right she and him after they grad they raise her nephew together (he even has a room at her apartment they’ve been SUUPER married but never got together what gives yk?? ILL EXPLAIN 💀) so her career skyrocketed (as an actress?? model? both????) and so things got busy BUUT like they’ve baaasically been living together and raising two youngins (minako and t*oji have a daughter aya <3) they hang out like ALL THE TIME……. and yet not married 💀

(but i mean thats not to say they’ll never yk *giggles* shes taking a year off of to help out and support m*egumi at his first year with goj 🥀🤧 SUPER MARRIED PARENTS!!) theyve alsoo been very invested the last decade or so with getting two of their besties together ever since n*anami said he was interested in her since like forever and never told them about it but swore to never tell her about it so theyve been trying to subtly *wheeze* set them up 🥀🤡

WHICH LEADS ME TO KANNAAA so she’s the granddaughter to the principal of the k*yoto campus and she transferred to tokyo so not to have the rep as “principals kid” (she still did alas 💀✨🤧) and possibly get special treatment bc shes related to one of the administrators. her curse technique she uses (its like c*assia in r*ogue trader-ish seeing emotions, curses and resonances as colors and swipes of paint and swipes of a paintbrush !!) and its helpful as she is a psychotherapist these days for sorcerers !!!!!!! 🌸 very much on the outside cool and collected “has her stuff together.” meanwhile that mask hides behind a hot mess teehee <3 also parties a lot chronic partner drags shiori to all of her after parties and galas and suggests kanna “tags along” so she can party 🥀😌 the girls are thriving!!!!!!!!

she didn’t think anything of nan and in fact likely didn’t even know he existed let alone has had a childhood harbored crush on her 🥀💀 ……. and then they reunite when they’re set up together in ep9 TEEHEE (everyone (g*ojo and shiori) cheers they’re brains for suggesting she aid them HUUUGE) she had planned only to be there for the exchange event and then go back to things buuuut teehee n*anami like kanna fell HARD (everyone’s thrilled especially g*ojo and shiori ndjxxh) and thus decided to take a transfer to be in t*okyo HEHE.

SO GOLDFISH BRAIN their curses!! minako (dream walking/weaving), shiori (pied piper if i make her an actress she doesn’t do musicals or play instruments UNLESS there’s curses in her midst bc she can control them and people in the vicinity with her ability (like meat puppets 🥀🤧 BUUT if i made her a model people already would expect her not to sing so i mean it would be convenient??) and kanna was listed earlier!!

(also when g*ojo and shiori finally DO get together everyone was like ????? we thought you both already were?? and they were like 🥀🧍‍♀️🧍👁️✨😶🫨)

BONUS TRACK VERSION: so nan and kan begin as more of a fwb but it doesn’t last im thinking bc teehee <3 BUUT not before shiori stopped by kans place for something and noticed…… something of nanamis there 🥀💀 (like a tie or jacket of his or something yk?) BUT THE WAY SHIO BOLTSSSS TO DELIVER THE NEWS very had to be ✨ so normal ✨ around them lest ye aforementioned parties are made aware that they know 🌸💕🫨🥴

💖 happy father's day to this philandering bastard 💖

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"Sad people see an easy target and they go for it."

             “Oh, tell me ‘bout it. Been there as a target myself, especially of those gray faced annoyances.”

             “They only back away when I start t’ threaten their lives with my sword, though.” High Tide, no.

where do you hold your love?

on your shoulders

You hold your love on your shoulders; a weight to bear but one you're not crumbling under. Love for you is heavy; big & it makes up everything. The world is comprised entirely of love and you know it. This can make you feel smaller than you'd like to, like you have an obligation to be a part of it or maybe an obligation to create a love so massive it marks itself as different; greater. A task to take upon yourself but doesn't all love feel different? And isn't all love great?

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Jokergender

a feminine, outgoing and mischievous gender connected or related to jesters, jokers, or clowns.

or, a gender connected and related to Joker Buro from Muse Dash.