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unhinged-nymph · 1 year

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There’s so many stills that they could have used for this cover… and yet they chose one of the gayest shots. Lmao ok

#like hey Twinkie fingies? the shot of us that’s a metaphor for slapping our hard dicks against each other’s?#yeah let’s go with that one #yeah I know we’re not even digging in it #yeah and I know we’re not even near the hole at all #but… dicks #🙄😮‍💨#these two are exasperating #rhett and link #rhink #it’s also really bothering me that they capitalized the a

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testure-1988 · 1 year

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It ain't Thanksgiving without my father yelling about how people on welfare are leeches

#🙄😮‍💨

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parrrty-poison · 1 year

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as much as social media sucks, at least you can have as many one-sided conversations with your dead friends as you want

#me? making a habit of talking to dead people again?#who the fuck else am i gonna talk to lmfaoo #the dead dont judge your vulnerability #and the dead are where i want to be too 🤟🤟🤟#i need to stop emo posting on tumblr #but i need to put this shit somewhere #cause its not like im gonna reach out to anyone ever #🙄😮‍💨#god im so sick of myself

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dosestrellasbinarias · 2 years

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me @ my mom 5 minutes before a party i already told my friends i would come to

#I SWEAR IS EXACTLY LIKE THIS #whenever i go talk to my mom she's already like #🙄😮‍💨#violetta #francesca caviglia #camila torres

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fangedup · 5 months

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// getting old means starting to feel shooting pains in the knee you partially fractured like EIGHTEEN YEARS AGO

#ooc.#🙄😮‍💨

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greenfiredragonfly · 1 year

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Why. Why would you turn off reblogs on an informational post that you made to spread awareness about an issue???? And it's a true issue which I can personally verify, so. My friend. If you didn't want the post to get big what was the point???? What was your goal here???? Buddy. Seriously.

#like i get the functionality of being able to turn off reblogs on tumblr #and good for you if you use it #but it's also annoying as fuck to come across #:/#life on tumblr #🙄😮‍💨

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9116 · 3 months

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via _joshuasnow’s Instagram story | January 25, 2024

#GOOD MORNING EVERYONE 🤪🫣😳🫨😮‍💨🙄😌#mitch marner #auston matthews

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kazutora-kurokawa · 21 days

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Kakucho x Weak!Reader

♡ SFW + NSFW, fem reader, reader has multiple unnamed diseases, reader gets tired easily, reader takes meds, Kakucho is a gentleman (per usual), oral->fem and male receiving, soft sex, masturbation ♡

note: requested by @1dkneo 🩵

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SFW

🩷 Helps you keep track of all the medicine you take, he has a cute little chart on the wall of your bedroom to remind you

🩷 Sets your doctor appointments and puts reminders on your phone's calendar

🩷 Carries you on his back when you're too weak to walk

🩷 Cooks and cleans when you don't feel like it, he's the perfect little househusband

🩷 Drops everything he's doing to let you nap on his chest

🩷 Will literally bathe, dress, and feed you if you ask (put a ring on his finger already 🙄)

NSFW

🩷 Eats you out for hours on end, your pleasure is his pleasure (and he's lowkey greedy)

🩷 Never asks you for head because he doesn't want to inconvenience you, but if you offer then he's down for it

🩷 Takes his time when he fucks you because he wants to memorize the way you feel around his dick

🩷 Extra gentle with you and showers you with praise, you'll never go a day without hearing him call you beautiful, or gorgeous, or perfect

🩷 Respects your boundaries because he was raised right, if you're not in the mood then he'll go in he bathroom and take care of it on his own (he'll obviously be thinking of you the whole time, probably scrolling through pictures of you too)

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Taglist

@arlerts-angel @i-literally-cant-with-this @trevengersprincess @giugiette @katkusuo @happy-trenchcoated-impala @drunkcheesecake @darkstarlight82 @reiners-milkbiddies

#tokyo revengers headcanons #tokyo revengers x reader #tokyo revengers smut #tokyo revengers fluff #kakucho fluff #kakucho smut #kakucho x reader #gimme this man right now 🙄 🫴🏽 c'mon hand him over #I feel weird because I haven't been active like that lol 😭 I swear I'm still here though #just lurking in the background fr 😶‍🌫️#need a man like kakucho that'll do all my work for me 😮‍💨

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pandoraroid · 2 months

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milo loves taking pictures of sweetheart and posting them (w/ their consent ofc). he'd say something like "while your ability to go invisible and creep up on me comes in handy a lot, a cute face like yours needs to be shown off"

"but neither do i mind keeping you to myself"

#or maybe even “just think of me as your personal paparazzi baby”#can you tell i miss this man 😮‍💨🙄#redacted audio #redactedverse #redacted milo #redacted sweetheart

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therefugeofbooks · 3 months

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stop stealing photos from pinterest and reposting as yours stop stealing photos from pinterest and reposting as yours stop stealing photos from pinterest and reposting as yours stop stealing photos from pinterest and reposting as yours stop stealing photos from pinterest and reposting as yours stop stealing photos from pinterest and reposting as yours stop stealing photos from pinterest

#😮‍💨🙄#tired #my ramblings

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theeblackmedusa · 10 months

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i love her i do i do i do