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#👑 Diavolo supremacy
obeiii-mee · 3 years
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Christmas letters, from your favourite demons:
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Being back at home in the Human Realm was nowhere near as great as you originally thought it would be.
Now that you’ve experienced life in DevilDom and participated in the countless, amazing adventures it had to offer, nothing would be as exciting ever again. And you’ve come to terms with that. Once you arrived back, you fell into your old routines again and allowed life to endlessly drag on, forever wishing the day would just end already. Everything was just....dull.
Of course, you missed them too. Terribly. So terribly, in fact, that even though you got to talk with them on the phone daily, it never felt like it was quite enough. The seven deadly sins and their respective owners made a point to keep in touch with you as much as possible, as had the future King of DevilDom himself. Your demons indeed. The creatures you lived with during your time in DevilDom and got so carelessly attached to. Not to mention the two angels which you considered part of the family as well, seeing as the three of you three spent an awful amount of time together. And then there’s obviously Solomon, who still shows up to your doorstep out of the blue for no other reason than to just say hello but, unfortunately, not as frequently as you wanted him to.
So, you woke up every morning with the pain of realising how much you missed them and how much you wished for them to be here. You weren’t lonely. You had friends and family to keep you occupied. You had a job. You had things to do. But those things never filled the hole in your heart that formed when you left your friends behind. You woke up every morning with enthusiasm for their upcoming phone call and went to bed knowing it would happen again the next day. That was your coping mechanism for the following year.
December rolled around and before you knew it, you were counting the days up to Christmas. You busied yourself that month to get the house decorated, the Christmas tree up and lit, the presents bought and wrapped up ready to be handed out. You made plans with your loved ones for Christmas Day and fell asleep on Christmas Eve, grateful for the distractions the holiday season provided.
You woke up on the 25th of December, knowing damn well the busy day you had ahead and deciding to delay it by reading your mail. Everything seemed fine: bills, bills, Christmas card from F/N (friend’s name) blah, blah, blah.
However, you noticed something different in that bundle of correspondence you had received. An envelope that didn’t have a stamp on it but cursive handwriting that you didn’t recognise at first at all instead. Then you looked through your mail again and spotted another one in slightly messier handwriting. Another one, then another one and Jesus, there had to have been at least a dozen of them!
You laid all of the envelopes out on a table and after a few moments of your brain wheels spinning, it clicked; were the brothers the ones behind this? You hoped so. And you certainly hoped it wasn’t a prank or some random family Christmas mail because that would disappoint you immensely. Too late; you had already raised your hopes way too high.
You had no idea what to expect. At all. So, you sat down in the living room and got comfortable as you picked out a random letter from the pile and began to impatiently tear it open. The handwriting was familiar now and your smile widened the longer you took to open the stupid thing as the rising anticipation got the better of you.
Smoothing out the first letter you got your hands on, you began reading it’s contents with the biggest grin on your face you’ve had in a while:
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From Lucifer-
Dear MC,
I am extremely happy to finally get into contact with you again as my brothers, and especially Mammon, have gotten rather greedy with the privilege of speaking on the phone with you. I decided to let it pass because they were all pretty down trodden over your leave at the end of the exchange program and thought this would provide some sort of closure for them.
Truth is, I have, perhaps, been handling your absence worse than my brothers have. I’ve kept myself busy over the past year but the mansion doesn’t feel quite as lively as it did when you still lived here, despite it being just as loud thanks to my brothers. Lord Diavolo says he’s worried about me, however I believe he’s over exaggerating as he always does. I want you to know that I’m doing just fine and that you should not worry about me in the slightest.
On the topic of Lord Diavolo, he was the one who came up with the idea of writing to you. A few days ago, he brought to our attention that today is Christmas, a very important holiday to humans all over your realm and believed it would be wise to have all of us write you a ‘Christmas’ letter. As silly as it sounded at first, this had sent my brothers into a complete frenzy and surprisingly, I have been looking forward to it as much as they have.
I don’t plan to waste much more of your time as I’m sure you have a very hard day ahead of you so I will leave you to it in a moment. After all, I’m sure you have received everyone else’s letters by now as well which shall take a bit of time to get through. To get to the point, I have been discussing with Lord Diavolo l the possibility of bringing you back to DevilDom or perhaps visiting you in the Human Realm. We are still making arrangements but it is entirely possible we will meet again in the very near future. I will, without a doubt, try my hardest to make this happen and will hopefully hold you in my arms once again soon enough.
To conclude, MC; I miss you dearly. I wish to hear your voice again, to see you and to have you next to me where you belong. I hope this letter finds you well and that you are just as enthusiastic as we are to reunite with each other. Expect more letters from me, especially if I can’t convince Mammon to hand over my turn to speak with you tomorrow. That is all I have to say for now, MC. I hope you have a ‘Merry Christmas’ as you humans say.
I love you.
Love, Lucifer
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From Mammon
Dear Human,
You better be paying attention to this letter because THE GREAT MAMMON granted you the honour of him writing to you! So ya better be grateful understand? I took precious time out of my day to do this so be happy! And I want you to write back, like right now. Like I expect a letter from you to arrive today alright?
I didn’t really want to write this letter but Lord Diavolo kinda forced me to so now that we’re here I might as well keep writing. I know that you miss me MC and that life must be SO. FUCKING. BORING. UP. THERE because it’s been really boring down here too. And I live in Hell so that says something. But don’t worry! Because a little bird told me that you might be coming back to DevilDom! Actually I eavesdropped on Lucifer and Lord Diavolo talking about it but that doesn’t matter!!
You should be excited to be back ya hear me? Especially because you get to see me again! I expect to have your full, undivided attention alright?! Since I’m your first and everything, it’s only fair you do that, OK?!?
Lucifer told me not make this letter too long because apparently you’re busy right now doing some stupid shit for a random human holiday buuuuuttttt I want you to know that I have been doing slightly better in my classes! And I wish you were here to celebrate it with me because I’m going to go to the casino tonight to reward myself! And it’s not really the same without you. After all, you’re my lucky charm so if you don’t get your ass down here soon enough, then I’m just gonna have to sneak out to the Human Realm by myself!
Levi is throwing a tantrum outside my room so I need to go now. Would it kill him to not interrupt me when I’m talking to you??? I wanted this to be the longest letter out of them all since I’m your first and I’m obviously more important but I suppose you’ll appreciate it either way. The deal is that I miss you, ya big idiot alright? And I want to keep hanging out with you. And I want you to keep helping me out with my homework because everyone sure as hell knows I’m shit at schoolwork. Get back already will ya???
Have a merry Christmas or whatever you’re doing right now.
I really really
I love you
You still have your DDD right? Call me damn it I want to hear your voice!!
From the Great Mammon
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From Levi
To Henry, My Best Friend:
Idk how normies like you write letters during this day and age. Have you never heard of texting??? But I guess it’s not that bad. Especially if it makes you happy, MC. Maybe this letter thing wasn’t such a bad idea.
Today, I suffered an enormous amount of pain that I wish to never go through again. My DDD got corrupted and ALL my Mononoke progress got DELETED!!!! Poof, just gone! Now I have reinstall it! And get to where I left off! If that wasn’t bad enough, while I was sulking over my great loss, I thought I should speak with you because you’re my Henry and you always manage to make things better. So I went to your room. And when I got there I remembered you didn’t live with us anymore. SO THEN MY DAY WENT FROM TERRIBLE TO RIGHT DOWN DEVASTING AND MISERABLE. (P.s: Mammon was in your room. That greedy bastard 100% stole one of your pillowcases, the simp)
I know it’s Christmas up there in the Human Realm and even though all I know about Christmas was originally learned from anime (like the yucky otaku I am), I want you to have a great time! And just to let you know, I still have all my game files saved on my computer so when you do finally come back, we can keep playing together! There’s this new game that came out and I want to play it so badly because it’s got such good reviews!! But you’re my player 2 so I am obligated by the law of friendship to wait for you to come back.
Anyway, I miss you MC. I mean, you’re a normie but you’re my normie and more importantly MY HENRY. My story line can’t really carry on without you. So, I’ll talk with Lucifer and I’ll bring you to DevilDom myself. Even if I have to sell a bunch of my stuff. So please, please try your hardest to summon me or something until then. I am literally dying without you.
Lmaooooooo, Satan tripped Lucifer down the stairs while I was writing this and now there’s a commotion downstairs LOL. I kinda wish you were here to see this, i can hear Lucifer shouting from my room, it’s funny af. I’ll end my letter here because I have to go pester Mammon about my money again cuz he sure as hell didn’t pay me back. PLEASEEE DON’T FORGET ABOUT ME! I know out of all of my brothers I’m easily the most forgotten but please don’t forget that you’re my Player 2, K?
I sorta love you, normie.
Love From Levi
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From Satan
Dear MC,
I certainly hope you’re not going to get too overwhelmed today, especially considering the amount of letters we have all sent you at once. However, understand that we have a hard time containing ourselves when we get given the opportunity of contacting you in any way, shape or form. Even though we all technically get to hear your voice every other day, it’s not nearly enough for any of us.
I was very tempted to write you a poem but I didn’t have nearly enough time to actually make you one. We were given the idea to write to you only a couple of days ago so composing a poem worthy of you would be impossible to do in that short amount of time. Just know that you are my, and dare I say DevilDom’s, absolute ray of sunshine and always will be. If you were here right now you’d rightfully tease me but I don’t really care. Call me cheesy all you want MC, I’m not one to hide behind bluff like Mammon or Levi.
You already know I have many human acquaintances so therefore, I am very aware of the holiday season you must be partaking in right now. Even if you’re, maybe, stuck indoors. Either way, I’m happy you’re back at home with your loved ones since you must’ve missed them dearly during the exchange program. Make the most of it and enjoy it for your sake, all right? You deserve it, and I mean this wholeheartedly.
I really liked the notion of writing a letter to you, not that I’m that old-fashioned or anything but I believe a letter is way more intimate than a text or an email. Lucifer almost refused to let me send this to you because he’s still really pissed that I’ve pushed him down the stairs earlier. But I somehow got it through to you. In case you’re wondering, Belphie came up with the idea to trip him. I just executed it.
I have so many books I’ve been itching to give you, MC, you wouldn’t believe it. I’ve already read all the ones you let me borrow from you from the human world so once Lord Diavolo agrees to send you back here, bring with you as many books as you can. You know me well, don’t you? My thirst for knowledge is not easy to quench. The same goes for my love to you.
You have a nice Christmas MC, enjoy the vacation because I’m going to make sure we’re going to meet again. And my brothers are still just as moronic so enjoy the quiet while you can.
Much Love, Satan
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From Asmodeous
To My Darling MC,
It’s incredibly frustrating that I have to deal with my extravagant skin routine without being able to talk to you while I’m doing it. I know you must be in so much pain right now as you don’t get to see my beautiful face every single day like before. Or hear my enchanting voice for that matter because that moron Mammon keeps getting greedy with the phone calls! Unbelievable!
But Oh Darling, you won’t guess all the things that have happened every since you left. Mammon almost got made into stew by the witches because of his debts and Levi filmed it all and posted it on DevilTube, can you believe it? And don’t get me started on the tension between Lucifer and Satan, it’s thicker than you know what ;) My two cherished brothers aren’t getting along and it is just awful; wouldn’t you say?
This letter format isn’t really my style but now you know my handwriting is just as beautiful as me so I guess it could be worse. Ooohh, I just remembered! It’s Christmas Day right? What are you up today then? You must have something planned right? What kind of clothes are you wearing? What about make up? I’ve seen so many amazing Christmas make up tutoring DevilGram that you must try out! And don’t get me started on the amount of outfits I found that would suit you! I bought all of them and I’m keeping them safe in my room until I see you again, OK?
My dear MC, how I miss holding your face in my hands. And I have so many products to try out on you now. I have this new skin lotion that will leave you speechless. That is if my brothers don’t interrupt us while we’re doing this. I hate them so much when they cockblock us like that. Though I suppose it’s understandable seeing as how jealous they get over you. Which is weird, that was supposed to be Levi’s thing you know?
It’s kind of boring going out shopping without you going with me but I guess I’ll survive. I don’t really have a choice. And neither do you. So try your best to manage to while you’re away because you’ll be back with us before you know it. I promise you MC! It will be a very touching reunion.
Don’t forget that I love you lots and lots xxx
Love, Asmo xx
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From Beel
To MC:
Sorry if the letter is stained or anything when you read it. I’m eating right now so I’ll accidentally get it everywhere if I had to guess. I’m not going to spend too much time on writing this because you definitely have better things to do than read it but I just want you to know I love you.
Lord Diavolo mentioned something about Christmas while exposing his newest scheme to us, I think? It’s a holiday, right? A time to spend with your family? That doesn’t sound so bad actually. I should do that too. I haven’t seen much of my siblings for the past while besides Belphie. I’ll round them up after finishing this so we can watch a movie or something. And get popcorn. Though I wish you were here with us because you are part of my family, I hope you are spending time with yours and having fun.
I miss you a lot more than I expected to, so much so that it started affecting my eating habits a bit. I’ve been eating slightly less lately. Still enough to get yelled at for raiding the fridge but also not enough to draw the concerns of some of my brothers. I can’t help it. Food doesn’t taste nearly as good without you here with me so I don’t take much satisfaction from eating anymore. Training is also harder since I’ve gotten used to you helping me out. I have a lot of energy I need to burn off so I need to fall back into my old routine. Which I’m having trouble with as well.
My nightmares also started again. And I don’t have you to hold my hand at night anymore. So they’ve gotten worse. They distract me but they don’t bother me as much as they do Belphie. He’s also got nightmares. It doesn’t matter though, he still sleeps day and night. He’s sleeping in my lap as I’m writing this. I shouldn’t really add that he misses you too because I’m sure you have his letter as well but I’ll write it in for good measure. Both of us miss you!
I’ll finish the letter here but MC, when you do get back let me know in advance, OK? I need to make you a cake or something. Would you rather human ingredients or DevilDom ingredients? Hopefully I won’t eat the ingredients. Or the cake before you get here.
Make sure you are eating properly. Love you
From, Beel
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From Belphie
To My Human, MC:
i was too lazy to start this at first but then i figured it’s for you so i got kinda motivated. writing this by hand is so tiring, i really don’t understand why diavolo didn’t just let us text you or something. he comes up with the stupidest of plans as usual
i don’t really care for the holiday season but i care about you a lot believe it or not so happy holidays. christmas especially on this particular day. that’s all you’re getting from me
you’ve been gone away for what feels like centuries so please just summon me. i need my emotional support human and that’s you so hurry up will you? i can’t sleep as well without my pillow
also, who the hell am I going to annoy now that you’re gone? the answer to that is lucifer but who am i going to tease since you’re not here anymore? i’m also sorry i’ve been sleeping through your phone calls as well. i don’t have much will to live right now but i’ll get Beel to wake me up every time you call
ok, i’m too tired to continue from here on out. i’ll get you back to devildom one way or another MC don’t worry. in case satan mentioned this in his letter, i may have suggested to him to push lucifer down the stairs. and I filmed it while pretending to sleep. i’m sending you that later, shit is hilarious
i don’t know why but i’m seriously in love with you so stay safe alright?
Blah, Blah From Belphie
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From Lord Diavolo
To My Favourite Human,
MC! I am aware of a human celebration that happens on this exact date today so I thought it would be wonderful if I managed to get everyone to write you Christmas letters! And everyone seemed so excited it made me happy as well.
In case you’re wondering about me, I’m doing well other than being swarmed up in dull and predictable paperwork that as the future King of DevilDom I must complete. Unfortunately, I’m not Lucifer and I can’t really bring myself to plough through the tasks like he can. On a related note, Lucifer has been overworking himself again recently and my concerns of his health grow bigger by the day so maybe ask him about it, when you have the chance?
Ah yes, another thing I must bring to your attention! I want to bring you back to DevilDom MC. Temporarily for now of course but I know some demons that would be more than happy to keep you there permanently, though I suppose I would include myself in that category. During your stay here, you made my pranks on the brothers way more enjoyable and I genuinely felt comforted by your presence. Therefore, even though the studen exchange program is over, I wish to have you come back! There’s still many things we have to discuss about this so just wait for a second letter from me to arrive with the details.
In any case, I really hope you’re having a marvellous time at home. Especially during Christmas. You humans are the cutest when it comes to festivals, I mean you all have a celebration for almost everything! It’s amazing. I expect you to tell me everything about your Christmas over tea when we meet again MC. And it is something I’m enthusiasticly looking forward to!
I miss you just as much as the brothers do so keep in touch, MC.
From Lord Diavolo
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From Barbatos
Dear MC,
Lord Diavolo suggested we should all take time out of our day to send you some nice holiday wishes. I am not an expert on the human realm outside of their cuisine by any means but I know today must be Christmas so I expect you to have the day off and relax.
Things are the same here in DevilDom as they were when you left. The brothers are up to no good as usual. To be completely honest with you, I still think back on that time you snapped at them. It was the most satisfying thing I witnessed in a while and I still look back to it with fondness as I do to the memory of you.
Lord Diavolo has been telling me about the Human Realm at the moment so I hope you’re keeping yourself safe. Otherwise, I would be forced to go up there and check up on you myself. Thinking about it, that sounds like a wonderful idea. Maybe I can convince Lord Diavolo to tag along too. It would be nice to see you again MC. Before we invite you back to DevilDom that is.
Forgive me if this letter seems rushed. I have many things to do around the castle as usual and many schemes I need to indulge my Lord in. However, I have been really impatient to write to you, especially considering the importance of the holiday seasons, so I’ve cramped my best of wishes in this letter you are reading right now. I would love to hear you reply soon.
Take care of yourself MC.
From Barbatos
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Sorry the formatting is so shït and that this is so long. I should have thought about writing this in a different way so it wouldn’t be such a pain to read. The point of it was to find your favourite character and read their letter to you. I can write one for Simeon, Luke and Solomon too if people want.
Al~
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