This is so funny "Thomas" "Zane" even looks bigger than Alan just. By silhouette? Because of the hair. It's significantly more voluminous lmao

That waterpipe is the first of many collaborations!

this one is for @machinavellian! you people have no idea how much fun I had with this one hehehe

Ilkka Villi || Alan Wake 2

🏳️‍🌈 ILKKA SAYING QUEER ZANE RIGHTS 🏳️‍🌈

Wandering around the cinema

Well hello, Darling...

and cut!

"Like an evil twin, feel it scratching within Like an insane sovereign ranger And his beautiful face with his leathery lace So can't you see the play he's staging?"

"Gonna write something short and sweet and maybe a little funny where Darling shows 'Thomas' 'Zane' the Dreamer's broadcast"

...

‘Well….’ He hesitates. He is, technically, a biologist inasmuch as he still is anything he used to be as a real person (or to be more accurate, he once was one). He’d once dreamed of going on expeditions to the deepest part of the ocean—the real one, to be clear, not… this one down here—and describing new habitats and species. He never stopped diving, either, But he chose a leap of faith to pursue his fledging career as a poet instead of ever actually working as a biologist. He was, at best, a poet with a degree in biology. Hell, at this point, he’s even overwritten that treasured career, so perhaps he’s not even that outside of his own mind. Now, he’s supposed to be a filmmaker who’s played a poet once.    ‘Not—not exactly.’

Ah, yes. I certainly understand where all this entirely invented Thomas Zane backstory keeps coming from!

I think so far there's a 10% Casper Darling presence and a conservative 85% Thomas Zane thinking about himself to himself for some reason. And it's not even in the fun, unhinged way he presents himself in the game...

Anyway, send help!

I heard Thomas Zane's new game won some awards!

And inside every lady, there's a cowboy who'd love to come out And inside every cowboy, there's a lady who'd love to slip out

The auteur

my sexuality? Remedyverse men covered in blood