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atttwoood · 1 year

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A minor person goes to read fanfics about minor characters:

Also fics with minors:

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an-inspired-eternity · 4 months

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i disagree on ichisaki being 3.5 fes tho. there's no fucking way on this planet earth they start fes rotation 2 before finishing rotation 1.

#shitpost agenda #shut up richie #project sekai #if this ages like milk im deleting my account #<-- for legal reasons this is a joke

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vixenicks · 2 months

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hrhrhhfh

#ive talked about this before but i turn 18 in may and i think the idea of that in general irks me alot #mainly for like housing and moving out reasons #but the age eighteen feels gross #i dont want it #i dont want that #i dont know i think the culture around being legal sucks and i hate it #its like im losing an excuse #its no longer a conversation of how old i am its a conversation of my consent on the matter #and thats something i never want #i wanna be sixteen forever but also not really #something something it feels like something has been torn away from me again aging is an innate horror i cant explain #personal #vent ish #skyler posting #i look up 18th cakes on pinterest and you see alot of “finally legal!” “she's legal<3” like ew #idk

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heniareth · 11 months

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It's interesting to note how the Tabris Origin, which involves a wedding, kidnapping and attempted sexual harassment, and fighting your way through an estate full of guards, is the Origin where gender plays a huge role in what story you experience. M!Tabris will always storm the castle coming to the rescue of his cousin and his betrothed, while F!Tabris will always have to fight her way out because the men in her life can't fully protect her (Nelaros dies, Soris literally hands her the sword, Cyrion is powerless to stop the abduction. Okay, this may be a little unfair to Soris who does fight side by side with Tabris and counsels caution the same way regardless of Tabris's gender). I'd go so far as to say that Tabris is the only Origin where the gender of your PC has a definite impact on the story.

TLDR to the rant in the tags: Tabris is constrained on all sides by being an elf, by their gender, in part by their family, and by society at large (both the Alienage and the wider city).

#bumble our guys are occupying my mind again. the origin defines their roles and experiences so #a lot has been said about the superficial equality of men and women in dragon age: they are equal from a legal point of view #both can become soldiers inherit or assume a position of political and social authority #but that's pretty much it #that experiment aside i think for the tabris story it's interesting. tabris is so contrained #don't go out of the alienage at night. don't anger the shem #don't carry weapons. don't insult them. live in squalor & misery with no hopes of social mobility. get married to a person you don't know #this happens to you because you are an elf. and this happens to you because you are playing as a man or a woman #the other origin where gendered violence might crop up is brosca and idk to what extent bc i haven't had much contact with f!brosca's story #but it would be just like beraht to make weird comments. aeducan gets a weird comment by trian too but that's it #but the alienage is a pressure cooker and the violence dealt unto its inhabitants has a perverse amount of nuance #unlike the circle which is another pressure cooker but a different one the alienage has a better life and more opportunities paraded in #*front of its inhabitants at every waking hour. the mages don't have that jarring contrast (they are reminded of how bad they have it in #*other ways but violence is much easier to normalize in closed communities. there is a reason uldred was able to stoke a rebellion after #*having been at ostagar. one taste of fresh air and that stuffy tower must've been hell awaiting. even wynne takes ger first chance to gtfo #the alienage however knows with striking clarity what it doesn't have. and that hurts. that stings. this ramble went way off track #but my main point is that tabris is constrained on all sides while at the same time having a better life dangled in front of their nose #*every single waking hour. no wonder their origin ends in massacre at their hands #the dam has broken loose. the water is finally cooking over and the pressure cooker explodes #tabris has a body count comparable to that of a seasoned criminal (brosca) and of a knight defending their invaded home (cousland)#which is freaking impressive if you ask me #dragon age #dao #dragon age origins #tabris #warden tabris #f!tabris #m!tabris #astala tabris

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a-koschyei · 11 months

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i need to make a koschei rancidness meter because whew if the man isn't checked ? yea the range truly is verse and dynamic dependent.... and will determine if i permit him to live so choose wisely

#if u tell me to turn the dial on high i'm telling u to sharpen those knives or else i will slit his throat MYSELF #dragon age koschei has some rights i'll give him a few years to touch grass and calm tf down or else 🔪#deathless..... ok MAYBE i'll give him a semi redeemable end #regency...... min 50 life sentences in the basement for crimes against humanity and just being nasty. we'll see if he cleans up after that #winter trilogy....... i get it but he's ON THIN FUCKING ICE begging for a tragic end #dnd.... he's the prince of demons... like the actual devil????? KILL HIM ! i don't care i don't want to hear it #fairytale and modern are the wild cards idk he can be anywhere on this spectrum but pls stab him at least we don't need a legal reason

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kraviolis · 11 months

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i love streamers who arent overly friendly/familiar with their chats and who share minimal personal information like not even their names they just go by their usernames. unironically my fave ones

#krav talks #occamssabre is great at this #i dont know his name. i dont know what state he lives in. i dont know what he looks like. i dont know if he's in a relationship.#i dont even know his age or what breed his dog is. i know he has a dog only bcus she barks sometimes #the One tidbit of personal info i know about him is that he has a dayjob as a personal injury lawyer #but he literally says this in his twitch description followed by “no legal advice is given on this channel”#and i guarantee the only reason he's very very open about this is because 80% of his RP is influenced by him being a lawyer #like he's the one guy everyone goes to when they need to ask about laws and charges and trials and shit #even the judges and attorneys in character just call bundy up like “heyyy can u clarify this thing for me”#np

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vivi-scera · 7 months

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hey what's up! i wanted to drop in and say ur mellonear fanfic was AMAZING. easily one of the best works in the tag 💕. please please tell me ur going to write more for them. i just can't get over the amount of detail you put into it... if u don't mind talking about it... i just want to know how ur mind works pretty please 🤲

who— can you guys pls come off anon i'm begging and crying!!!

anyway THANKS SO MUCH. here i was bitching and moaning to my friends that that piece didn't turn out as well as i would've liked. can think of 2 or 3 fics off the top of my head that i love way more. but i'm so glad you liked it <333

and sad to say i am, in fact, not writing more for them <\3 i feel like i've said everything i can say about them? i mean they have like 10 lines total together how much more could i possibly extrapolate sdkjflhsf. i'm not a huge au writer tbh i pretty much only like working within canon. but you'll be happy to know i do plan on writing another death note fic (an au one though, surprisingly). just not for meronia. not telling which pairing but. near is in it trust. obvi it'll have meronia subtext.

and thank you thank you for the compliment about the details even though >.< i thought i didn't put in nearly enough. literally read that semi-canon side story in its entirety and only put in 2 things from it. and one of the things i straight up plagiarized <3 but we're gonna say i just referenced it.

i think i mostly just wanted to focus on how like childish yet mysterious they were. imagine you're kira, a functional god, and these 2 kids are running around without your knowledge trying to thwart you. you don't know what they look like, what they know about you, what they are to each other, what their names are, etc. etc. (they also represent the two halves of your would-be lover but we're not gonna go there). at the end of the day, they don't even care that much about YOU, a god (because they already had their own and well. you killed him)!! i guess i wanted to further emphasize that the stakes (for catching/stopping kira), for near & mello, weren't that high. at least,, not as high as beating each other (SO romantic). it was as if it were, as i referenced, just a game to them!! but a game sort of rigged against them, favoring the wammy industrial complex ofc. (the house always wins wink wink). but also,, it's all very tragic in the sense that they really have no other way to look at things. just child soldier things yknow.

idk there was some insane untapped story-telling potential there in the canon. the set-up sort of gave near & mello their own godhood statuses and stripped kira of his own. if i were to rewrite part 2 of death note i'd either keep it all strictly in light's pov or keep it all strictly in theirs. it did a disservice to the story/characters, imo, by attempting to keep the same dynamic/pov going from part 1. i'm not gonna lie and say the 2nd part was as good as the 1st sorryyy. because they were somewhat misutilized i never even considered the (incestuous) implications until someone ;) started posting about them ofc. then i thought about how much their dynamic reflected my personal favorite pairing of all time (knowers know) so i kind of took some preconceived notions and applied them. actually i was originally writing fic for afore-not-mentioned pairing and i'm pretty sure i just used lines from that to get started lmao.

anyway that's all i got atm. if i think of more i wanna talk about i'll write more <3 thx again for the ask!! feel free to ask more ofc ;3

#meronia #nearmello #based on allat i bet you can guess which pairing it is. and no it's not lawlight 🙄 sdkjflshf. don't get me wrong i like it! but what hasn't #been said about them? also not sure i could make their dynamic incestuous that's kind of my thing here. i'm good but not that good LMAO #oh also another thing about the title. i wanted to do a play on “playing house” and incest. there was a line in there #dunno if it worked tho #“they have like 10 lines total together how much more could i say” sdkjf as if i'm not waxing poetic about k*rokura every second of the day #they met ONCE back in 2001 and had even fewer lines together #also if we are going to be so fr rn one of the actual big reasons i didn't ship them before was because i thought near was 12 💀#was SO shocked when i saw alex's art for the first time i was like. wow they are so bold for that #i sort of started shipping it before i even looked up their ages skdjfsf but legally no i didn't 😐#vivi.asks

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femmeroi · 7 months

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kill yourself faggot

Our relationship is rough right now, but in a few episodes we will be married.

#Pretty sure I know who sent this considering... everything #If you manage to see this even after I blocked you heres a list of reasons why I blocked you- since you want to know so bad #1.) Your views on sex work are regressive- I don't like how you demeaned that line of work simply because a of model was mean to you #2.) I am not comfortable with the way you talk about trans people- you are casually mysgonistic and transphobic when talking about them #You being trans does not give you a pass for this imho #3.) For all the posturing you do about the ZeXal skirts you and your friends are weird about under age characters + the post about #Edo being “apparently legal” was just gross to me. Your friend being weird about Yuri is how I originally found and blocked you.#4.) I don't like how you called someone a bitch just because they blocked you- you said you gave their art “nothing but support”#Before they blocked you. People do not owe you kindness or time or patience just because you liked their art.#You are not entitled to friendship or courtesy or anything at all just because you rebloged someones art.#5.) You hate Yu/ bel so much you call them a “child predator” I REALLY don't think you'd like following me considering they're my angel #When I have time again I want to dedicate more of my posts to Judai/Yu/ bel/Jun content and you'd fucking hate your life seeing that #So I blocked you before that became an issue.#I had you blocked for a while but when the VRAINS discourse happened I unblocked you so I could easily see what was up #Unfortunately I forgot to reblock you and I only remembered about your whole existence after you interacted with me #Usually I say shit like “Not everyone is going to like you and you just have to accept that as okay”#But in your case- there's a reason so many people have you blocked.#It's not because you have a “problematic fave” like you claim- it's because you have rancid fucking vibes #I'd rather people not interact with or acknowledge this post btw- I'm going to ignore anything further because idgaf about it all #I just wanted to annoy mr deranged by yu/beling all over their ask lol

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thewafflewhat · 2 years

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i would like to propose a new leah headcanon (using the knowledge that she likes both writing/poetry and music/musicians*coughfatincough*) and say that she definitely had a spoken word poetry phase

specifically for shane koyczan and his work with the short story long, hannah epperson, and dan mangan

#she totally heard 'to this day' for the first time at the age of 10 and cried for like an hour but had no real clue why #don't mind me just having thoughts about my fictional blorbos again 🥲#the wilds #leah rilke #shane koyczan #for my tags #in which i have to insert one of my old niche hyperfixations into my most recent brainrot so i don't kms #(for legal reasons that last part was a joke #i'm still in my depression era about the cancellation and i'm using humour to cope lol)#as a sidenote this has put a really great au idea into my head #leah as a spoken word poet and fatin as the cello player who accompanies her #and the music makes the poetry more powerful #i hope someone who's actually talented with writing sees this and takes inspo #no one wants ME to write that idea... just trust me on that #(#leatin #so i can find this post again if i'm super bored and have really bad leatin brainrot again)#also! there i was rewatching old shane koyczan poems on youtube and who shows up on the reccommended videos?#none other than ben fucking folds lmao #my tags once again being longer than the actual post and no one is even a little bit surprised 💀#well who even cares? i wrote this post for me :D

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skenpiel · 2 years

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uuuu. havent seen conscience of the king in a long time but i remember the episode being very good overall. but kirk hitting on a 19 year old is creepy as fuck right. like. thats not just me, right.

#TAKE IT WITH A GRAIN OF SALT BC I CANT TELL WHEN HES FLIRTING AND WHEN HE ISNT..??#i have autism unless hes straight up saying things like 'youre attractive' i couldnt tell #but the way he sits close to her and speaks in that soft voice. he should be about 33 when this takes place.....#babygirl thats not NORMAL #remember in the beginning of wrath of khan when he complained about having to work with children at the academy #and the children in question were u know like 20 year olds #at 34 (s2) i think theres a part where he refers to checkov as a kid or at least points out how young he is #lenore is NINETEEN YEARS OLD. he should NOT be HITTING on her!!!!!!!!! he KNOWS THAT!!!!!!!!#hope 2 god im reading this wrong.#this is why i hate the internet based idea that anyone over 18 is a fully grown adult #like no a 20 year old is not a responsible adult........#i know as a minor i dont have a lot to say in this but like. speak to anyone over 30 im begging you #ask them if they think a 22 year old is a fully grown realized adult. the answer is no #ur still in the fucking toddler years of adulthood u dont know wtf is going on...........#its like. obscenely young NO youre not a child and YES you ARE an adult #but like. ur not fully grown u cant be expected to see the world or reason the way a 40 year old would #this is why it saddens me to see like. 25 year olds worry about how theyre getting old #you arent old. youre REALLY YOUNG. also theres nothing WRONG with being old aging is a GIFT #anyway back 2 what i was talking about. just bc shes a legal adult doesnt mean kirk should be hitting on her. shes still just a kid #shes literally a teenager its in the name. nineteen....... plsss god let me be reading kirks behavior wrongggg PLEASE

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astrofons-highderich · 2 years

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I have so many ideas that would make interesting fma illustrations or comics (or fics if I could write lol) but instead of making them my brain just endlessly churns with very slightly differing heied meet cutes jfhgjhb

#don't get me wrong it's a blast in here ndhfhb i just wish my brain would slow down and let me get something with substance down for once #this otp brainrot has not left me for at least 16 years #Today's is AU where Ed aged into liking the taste of milk but doesn't want to tell anyone as he feels a loss of identity #after stepping down as the fullmetal alchemist and clings to his familiar personality traits even when they're deprecating #and also because it's a way to keep things like when his height is inevitably brought up by people around him #instead if focusing on the whole massove physically trauma that stunted his growth.#he copes with the stress from these by sneaking out to empty diners or cafes at night and just going to town on some milkshakes #the only other person there one night is alfons who recently seeked asylum in amestris after fleeing his drachma-controlled country #he's completely alone in the city as most mistake his accent for drachman and barely any other from his country make it through the border #he was put into a university program to learn the language and amestrian engineering terms but central university is mainly full of #rich military kids who are assholes so alfons tries to spend as much time not in the dorms as he's legally allowed #he watches ed come in completely dishevelled and mad yet the most stunning human being he's ever seen #and watches this man slam back the dairy with such morbid fascination he loses all sense of fear or shame and just has to talk to ed #to figure out...why?#and ed is so repressed and lonely and brain freezed at this point in his life #finally meeting someone that's never heard of him in so many years and telling them the stupid reason that they pretend not to like milk #all his thoughts and problems just come spilling out and alfons also as repressed and lonely equally spills his emotions out.#and then they fall in love and so on and so forth this is when my brain resets to another scenario hfhfh #heied

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homunculus-argument · 20 days

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Finland has mandatory military service for all able-bodied men. The summons come to every man on the year they turn 18, and your service status is visible on your government records - whether you've done your service, are yet to be summoned, or deemed excempt from service and for what reasons. Even if you're blind, deaf, in a wheelchair and cognitively impaired, you still need to show up for the evaluation, though ideally you'll already have a doctor's note for the occasion that basically just says "I mean just fucking look at this guy", and the military doctor will look at you and go "yeah" and sign you off as unfit for service for the time being.

And if you get your legal gender changed, your military status updates accordingly. When I got my gender marker changed to male in my late 20s, I automatically showed up in the government systems as an adult male who has not done military service yet, and I got summons the same year. However, back then being transgender was a diagnosis that you need a doctor's evaluation on, and being trans was one of those medical conditions that give you the option to opt out of service - in the "you can go if you think you can handle it" way, but you have no obligation to volunteer. So I didn't.

I met a friend recently who mentioned that he's going to wait a few years yet before getting his gender legally changed, so he can age out of the conscription system and avoid summons altogether. I said that I was released from service due to trans diagnosis, and asked if he can't do so as well. He said no - the law has been changed since I transitioned, and now that you no longer require a medical diagnosis to be trans, it is also not a diagnosis that'd make you excempt from the military.

So the finnish government basically just said "if you're a grown man with nothing wrong with you, then you're a grown man with nothing wrong with you. Now grab this fucking gun and do your duty for fatherland."

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the-closet-witch · 3 months

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wow, hi, been a while

tl;dr: in the ~2 years I've been gone I've done a lot of different types of growing and I've been thinking about practicing witchcraft regularly again. may or may not revive this blog to track it, no promises

long version under the cut I suppose

My last proper post was that ask I answered December 24, 2021. I know I edited my pinned post, but I don't remember when. The post on Litha was scheduled bc I missed it originally lol

there's a post a bit farther down about focusing on my practice before I help others with theirs, and that's basically what the absence boils down to. I'd been in a bit of a groove, and I never really stopped practicing, but my frequency and dedication definitely took a dip

here's where I maybe get unnecessarily personal, but I think a lot of it might have to do with my autism. masking is exhausting, and during my break I was having an extra rough time mentally, so I just didn't have the energy to even try

recently I've been feeling a bit more motivation, though. I was happy when I was doing this stuff regularly, and maybe it's just hindsight, but I want to try again.

Despite that, I really have no promises of starting this blog back up again. I might, I might not. If I do, it'll probably be a lot more like a journal than a guide.

whatever happens, I do really want to thank you all. Every now and then I'll come on here to check something and see all the new notes and know that I'm still helping people. Even if I'm not making anything new, people are still finding my stuff and using it to learn, and that's really,, heartwarming, I guess.

thanks for finding this kid's stuff cool :]

#the-closet-witch posts #not my usual content #update I suppose #more in here bc I cannot be made to shut up #(also bc it's less important)#but also I was like.. freshly old enough to use tumblr without lying about my age when I made this #I am now almost a legal adult in certain places #so most of the ''growing'' I mentioned was literally just growing up lmao #I've got a lot of different ideas & beliefs now #hence why the post might feel different even from my less polished ones before #I read through them all before writing this and oh my god I really did use to type like that huh?#I still typed :) instead of :]#(subtle difference but very important)#it is kind of neat to see #I had so much less posting anxiety #which !! another reason #I have somehow somewhere along the way become incredibly anxious about saying anything online #if you want to see the times I'm not #(and as a treat for reading through all of this)#my usual account is @lunar-strawberry :]

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thegardengrows-infrozenrain · 3 months

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shit i forgot to introduce myself

dunno if the others do that but i will lol

anyways uuuuhhh i'm oleander (when i'd woken up in here i didn't actually have a name, it's related to stuff from the last time i used the body (not good stuff :( ), miss molly actually named me) and i'm like... seventeen lmao

gender is masc, dunno completely abt my sexuality yet

#sometimes i'm like eight which is weird #but to be fair that was like the last time i was here. was somewhere around ages 8-10 #so yknow prolly something to do with that. it's nice to do colouring pages and everyone else in headspace is nice to me like that #anyways yeah idk what to say. ryan is pretty and i wanna kiss him #i wanna do other stuff to him too #kinda wish he reciprocated but like also. he's like fourty-something and i'm one year out from being legal #tbh i think i scare him in headspace. bro does NOT want what i'm tryna give LMFAOOOOO #Speaksies! | Oleander #sysblr #plurality #alter intro #should i tag for dormancy mention #? as that is like... the reason i keep saying i 'woke up' is cause i guess like #i was dormant for a while or something? came back for... honestly i'm still tryna figure that out #it's weird tho that i'm sys host and yet also i went and fucked off for like nine years???#guess maybe i couldn't handle all the stress at the time #i still can't but i refuse to disappear again out of spite towards myself lmao

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allmyfriendsareheathens · 5 months

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You know, I used to not like the ending of Ass Burgers, but then as I got older, I realized how it had a great message which was very realistic, which was that your mental health does not improve right away, if at all, that can actually take years. It also had a great message both in and out of universe, which was that nothing lasts forever, and things change, which is probably why the Marsh family are still living in the farm.

#to be honest i wish stan's aspergers (asd) diagnosis was actually genuine #why can't he be both depressed and autistic at the same time?#also don't drink before the legal drinking age kids #south park #i'm not really depressed but i actually had a similar experience to stan when i was in middle school #not as bad obviously #those episodes are pretty much part of the reason he's one of my favorite characters in the show #before i couldn't even care less about him #south park spoilers #spoilers #also funny story i saw ass burgers for the first time at like 9 or 10 years old #i had no idea what was going on #i ended up skipping most of it anyway

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avaantares · 1 year

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Fanfiction Authors: HEADS UP

(Non-authors, please RB to signal boost to your author friends!)

An astute reader informed me this morning that one of my fics (Children of the Future Age) had been pirated and was being sold as a novel on Amazon:

(And they weren't even creative with their cover design. If you're going to pirate something that I spent a full year of my life writing, at least give me a pretty screenshot to brag about later. Seriously.)

I promptly filed a DMCA complaint to have it removed, but I checked out the company that put it up -- Plush Books -- and it looks like A LOT of their books are pirated fic. They are by no means the only ones doing this, either -- the fact that """publishers""" can download stories from AO3 in ebook format and then reupload them to Amazon in just a few clicks makes fic piracy a common problem. There are a whole host of reasons why letting this continue is bad -- including actual legal risk to fanfiction archives -- but basically:

IF YOU ARE A FANFIC AUTHOR WITH LONG AND/OR POPULAR WORKS, PLEASE CHECK AMAZON TO SEE IF YOUR STORIES HAVE BEEN PIRATED.

You can search for your fics by title, or by text from the description (which is often just copied wholesale from AO3 as well). If you find that someone has stolen your work and is selling it as their own, you can lodge a DMCA complaint (Amazon.com/USA site; other countries have different systems). If you haven't done this before, it's easy! Here's a tutorial:

HOW TO FILE A COPYRIGHT COMPLAINT FOR STOLEN WORK ON AMAZON.COM:

First, go to this form. You'll need to be signed into your Amazon account.

Select the radio buttons/dropdown options (shown below) to indicate that you are the legal Rights Owner, you have a copyright concern, and it is about a pirated product.

Enter the name of your story in the Name of Brand field.

In the Link to the Copyrighted Work box, enter a link to the story on AO3 or whatever site your work is posted on.

In the Additional Information box, explain that you are the author of the work and it is being sold without your permission. That's all you really need. If you want, you can include additional information that might be helpful in establishing the validity of your claim, but you don't have to go into great detail. You can simply write something like this:

I am the author of this work, which is being sold by [publisher] without my permission. I originally published this story in [date/year] on [name of site], and have provided a link to the original above. On request, I can provide documentation proving that I am the owner of the account that originally posted this story.

In the ASIN/ISBN-10 field, copy and paste the ID number from the pirated copy's URL. You'll find this ten-digit number in the Amazon URL after the word "product," as in the screenshot below. (If the URL extends beyond this number, you can ignore everything from the question mark on.) Once this number has been added, Amazon will pull the product information automatically and add it to the complaint form, so you can check the listing title and make sure it's correct.

Finally, add your contact information to the relevant fields, check the "I have read and accept the statements" box, and then click Submit. You should receive an email confirmation that Amazon has received the form.

Please share this information with your writer friends, keep an eye out for/report pirated works, and help us keep fanfiction free and legally protected!

NOTE: All of the above also applies to Amazon products featuring stolen artwork, etc., so fan artists should check too!

#fanfiction #ao3 #piracy #dmca #pirated fanfic #please signal boost #i'm mad but also laughing that my dmc fanfic is now a 'number one best selling novel' lol #i'm also a traditionally-published author #so this is both hilarious and deeply insulting to me

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