#“THE UNIVERSE WILL SING YOU TO SLEEP” ?????????? IM CHEWING ON GLASS
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LAST WEEK, ON A FRIDAY,
I CRY OVER A DAVID TENNANT CHARACTER, CROWLEY
THE VERY NEXT FRIDAY, TODAY
I CRY OVER A DAVID TENNANT CHARACTER, THE 10TH
"..I DONT WANNA GO"
WHAT IF I THREW UP
#IM SICK!! IM SICK OF IT!! JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!#AND TO THINK BBC DROPPED THIS DOUBLE-EPISODE SPECIAL ON CHRISTMAS.#FUCKERS REALLY SAID “MERRY CHRISTMAS. HERES DAVID TENNANTS DOCTOR DYING. CHEERS CUNTS.”#ITS SO LONG!! AND SO FUCKING SAD!! MY MANS BEEN DYING FOR TWENTY MINUTES#“THE UNIVERSE WILL SING YOU TO SLEEP” ?????????? IM CHEWING ON GLASS#GOOD OMENS#DOCTOR WHO#10TH DOCTOR#FUCK
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Butterflies (Javier x Reader) {MTMF}
Title: Butterflies
Rating: PG-13
Length: 1900
Warnings: Pining.
Notes: You can find everything about Maybe Today, Maybe Forever here. Set in June 1988.
Summary: Reader spends an evening out with Connie and Steve.
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“So,” Connie started with a coy look, “Steve tells me you’ve caught the eye of a certain someone at work.”
You tensed, ever so slightly, as you brought the beer bottle to your lips and took a sip. “We’ve just had one date.”
“Oh, so it was a date?” She wiggled her brows. “That sounds like there might be another date, doesn't it, Steve?” Connie questioned, nudging him in the ribs.
You shot Steve a withering look. You had explicitly told him not to go running his mouth about your date. And that meant Connie.
“Who needs a refill? Oh, look you do, honey.” Steve remarked as he picked up Connie’s empty wine glass and retreated towards the bar.
“I told him not to tell anyone.” You explained to Connie as she met your gaze with a questioning look. “You know how I feel about dating coworkers.” The uncomfortable conversation the Murphys had roped you into after you started working for the DEA was still fresh in your mind a year later.
“But he’s not really your coworker.”
“I see him at work!” You huffed a little, folding your arms across your chest. “Sure, he’s more of a work-adjacent associate.” You shrugged your shoulders, “I just want to keep this whole thing on the downlow for now.”
Connie looked so excited for you. It actually kinda made your heart hurt a little. She truly wanted the best for you — and everyone, really. And at least now she wouldn’t keep trying to find you a date.
“Is there something to keep on the downlow?”
You rolled your eyes and took another swig of beer, “We’re going hiking this weekend.”
“Okay, I have to ask,” Connie started, “Did you guys sleep together?”
“Really?” You let out an exasperated sound, sinking back against the booth. “No. Okay? We did not sleep together.”
“I’m so proud of you.” She slid out from her side of the booth and moved to join you on yours. “I’m not going to judge you for how you live your life but—”
“Sounds like you’re about to.” You side-eyed her.
“I’m not. But I am glad that you might’ve found someone to settle down with.”
“We have had one date, Connie. One. Date.” Your brows drew together as you turned to look at her. “I don’t know how things work in West Virginia, but…”
“Oh, shut up!” Connie laughed, squeezing your arm as she leaned against you. “We should double date.”
“Maybe.” You shrugged. “I meant it when I said I’m trying to keep this thing on the downlow, okay?”
Steve returned then, sliding into the booth across from the two of you. “You two through talking about the suit?”
“You’re as bad as Javier.” You scoffed, shaking your head. “Lance is a perfectly decent person.” He was actually pretty fantastic, in your book. He was a charmer, that was for certain. A little bit of a southern accent that really suited his smooth way of talking. Strong jaw, pretty blue eyes.
The only thing wrong with him was the fact that Javier hated him. Steve did too, but Javier… really hated the guy.
The funniest thing was the fact that you were dating Lance because of Javier. If he hadn’t pointed out that he didn’t like the way the ‘CIA suit’ was looking at you, you wouldn’t have noticed that Lance was hitting on you. You tried to keep work and your personal life separate. It was hard to do that in Colombia, where your work friends had become your only friends.
Javier had no idea that he had put Lance on your radar as a potential boyfriend. Boyfriend. It was such a juvenile term, but Lance had already put that out into the universe. It had actually been sweet. After your date, he’d walked you home, kissed your cheek, and told you that he would be honored with the chance to be your boyfriend.
But it put you in a weird position. Javier hated Lance. He hated the CIA, in general, but Lance really seemed to piss him off. Every time you were stuck in a joint department meeting, Javier would seethe over every fucking word Lance said. Not that it would just stop after the meeting.
You were pretty fucking nervous about letting Javier find out about you and Lance. That was the sole reason you’d told Steve. You wanted to know what he thought would happen when Javier found out. But the man was a wild card sometimes and, as Steve pointed out, you tended to be on the same page as him.
Which meant there was every chance you might lose Javier. And that prospect really sucked. Who else was going to talk telenovelas with you?
Steve drummed his fingers against the table, shaking his head, “Let’s make one thing clear right now. I am not as bad as Javier. If you’re happy, that’s all that matters.”
You smiled at him, “Thank you.”
“We’ll have to have both of you over soon,” Connie suggested. “Once you’re ready to be more public about your relationship.” She nudged you in the ribs, “Don’t worry about whatever issue Javier has. You’re living your life, not his.”
“Yeah.” You chewed on your bottom lip as you finished off the last of your beer. “You know, we’ve got an early morning, Steve. I think I’m gonna head home.”
“Already?” His brows rose upwards. “Alright, well I guess I’ll see you tomorrow.”
“Are you okay?” Connie questioned as she slid out of the booth so you could get out.
“I’m just tired.” You admitted and you were. But you also really didn’t want to have this conversation. “Five gets here fast.”
She hugged you, “I really am happy for you.”
“Thank you,” You squeezed her back. “See you in the morning, Murph.” He offered him a mock salute, before you headed to the bar to close out your tab.
It felt stupid to run, but you really didn’t want to talk about your fledgling relationship with Lance. If you weren’t careful, Connie would already have your wedding and honeymoon planned by the weekend.
You really liked him too. He’d been an absolute gentleman during the date — the kind of gentleman that made the butterflies in your stomach swarm just from thinking back on it. It had been awhile since you felt that kind of giddy.
———
Sleep was not your friend. Every time you started to fall asleep, your mind would present some new topic for you to stress about. Currently, it was Javier. Of course it was Javier. As if he wasn’t constantly on your mind recently, as you mulled over whether or not you’d lose his friendship. Nights like this one was precisely why you didn’t want to lose him.
You threw off your covers and padded barefoot out of your bedroom, grabbing the phone off the side table. You caught ahold of the cable, keeping it from snagging on the edge as you sat it down on the sofa beside you.
You curled your legs beneath you as you sank back against the sofa, turning the TV on and seeking out whatever telenovela was on at one in the morning. You tucked the phone between your shoulder and your ear as you dialed a familiar phone number.
It took two rings before he picked, “Hello?”
“Hey,” You offered quietly. “I hope I didn’t wake you up.”
“You didn’t,” Javier assured you, though his voice sounded rather exhausted.
“Amar y Vivir is on.”
“Yeah?” Javier questioned, before you heard the rustle of Javier’s hand covering the receiver. “Hang on a second.” The line went quiet. He’d clearly sat the phone down. You could barely make out the sound of voices — his and a woman’s — though both were distant and muffled.
He clearly hadn’t been up.
You were a second away from hanging up, before Javier returned. “Sorry about that, company just left.” He sighed heavily, “What’s this about Amar y Vivir?”
“Javier, you didn’t have to kick the poor woman out at one in the fucking morning to talk telenovelas with me.”
“It’s fine.” He assured you. “She’s already gone and I’ve already got the TV on.” He sighed heavily and you could almost picture him dragging his fingers through messy hair.
“I still can’t believe they chose to show a car bombing,” You stated, veering your mind away from the direction it was headed. “In the current political climate? It was ballsy.”
“I’m impressed Escobar hasn’t found a way to permeate the telenovelas yet.” Javier offered with a chuckle, “There’s nothing he won’t use to his advantage.”
“Don’t ruin novelas for me, Javi. You can’t make them about work.”
Javier snorted, “You’re the one who brought up car bombs, baby.”
You rolled your eyes, “I’m not your baby.”
“You got a preference for something else, baby?”
“No.” You laughed softly. “It’s fine.”
“That’s what I thought. “Javier clicked his tongue against his teeth, before sighing heavily. “You know, this isn’t a half-bad novela. I still think them having a kid was an odd choice.”
“Why?”
“I don’t know. He’s got his enterprise, she’s got her music.” He paused for a moment, humming thoughtfully. “I dunno. They just didn’t strike me as the parenting type.”
“I guess I get that,” You shrugged. “Her own parents weren’t the best.” You grew quiet and realized you were listening to the sound of Javier breathing, instead of focusing on what Irene was singing on the screen. “Javi, have you fallen asleep?”
“No.” He answered, though you weren’t entirely convinced.
“Javi?”
“Hmm?”
“You’re asleep aren’t you?”
Javier exhaled slowly, “Maybe.”
“Javi, just go back to sleep. I didn’t mean to wake you up.”
“You know I’m…” He trailed off, growing quiet again. It sounded like maybe the phone had slipped out of his hold. “I’m always going to answer the phone for you.”
Which was a silly thing to say, considering he had no way of knowing that it was you calling him. “I hope that’s the truth, Javi.” You whispered, even though you knew he couldn’t hear you now. “I really hope you’re still going to answer when I call.”
You started to put the phone back on the cradle, but you paused. Maybe he’d wake back up and expect you to be on the other line still. You stretched out on the sofa, tucking the pillow under your head.
This might be the last time Javier would stay up — or fall asleep — watching telenovelas with you. Even sleeping, you weren’t quite ready to let that go. Just in case, you lost this.
But Connie was right. You weren’t living his life, you were living your life.
Lance wasn’t going anywhere.
If Javier cut you off, it would hurt like hell but you weren’t going to let it hold you back. That wasn’t you. You’d jumped through every arbitrary hurdle, you’d been met with thanks to men, and the last thing you were going to do was let Javier’s bad attitude hold you back from something that had the potential to be great.
You heard a rustle on the other end of the line and you brought the phone back to your ear, “Javi?”
“Sorry, I uh…”
“Fell asleep?”
“Yeah.” He laughed nervously. “I’m awake now. I’m not going anywhere.”
You really hoped that was true.
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GET TO KNOW ME!
1: My name? Jess, but most online people call me Jet
2: Do I have any nicknames? I have loads of nicknames and I pretty much answer to slurred words too lmao
3: Zodiac sign? Taurus
4: Video game I play to chill, not to win? Overwatch
5: Book/series I reread? Junjou romantica and a few others
6: Aliens or ghosts? I like both... but I guess aliens
7: Writer I trust enough to read whatever they write? @yakulev-trash
8: Favourite radio station? don't have one... oh wait... maybe kerrang
9: Favourite flavour of anything? toffee
10: The word that I use all the time to describe something great? sick
11: Favourite song? worst question to ever be asked... fuck knows fam
12: The question you ask new friends to get to know them better? got any kinks? lmao
13: Favourite word? yaaaars
14: The last person who hurt me, did I forgive them? my ex and no I do not
15: Last song I listened to? post Malone better now
16: TV show I always recommend? the big bang theory or anything Michael McIntyre
17: Pirates or ninjas? ninjas
18: Movie I watch when I'm feeling down? I don't really watch a lot of films to be honest
19: Song that I always start my shuffle with/wake-up song/always-on-a-loop song? at the moment BTS- idol ft minaj
20: Favourite video games? overwatch, rayman, bloodbourne
21: What am I most afraid of? losing my son
22: A good quality of mine? non judgemental
23: A bad quality of mine? quick to assume
24: Cats or dogs? dogs
25: Actor/actress you trust enough to watch whatever they're in? Jason stathem
26: Favourite season? winter
27: Am I in a relationship? no im happily single
28: Something I miss? lay ins
29: My best friend? Jody and wife
30: Eye colour? blue
31: Hair colour? at the moment its half purple half red
32: Someone I love? Yaku! my omega :D
33: Someone I trust? my mum
34: Someone I always think about? my son
35: Am I excited about anything? Haikyuu season 4
36: My current obsession? Reinhardt x Lucio smut
37: Favourite TV shows as a child? Sailor moon and digimon
38: Do I have someone of the opposite sex that I can tell everything to? yeah, my gay American friend Jacob
39: Am I superstitious? nahhhh
40: What do I think about most? getting all my shit sorted
41: Do I have any strange phobias? ……. nunu from teletubies and wind turbines
42: Do I prefer to be in front of the camera or behind it? behind it
43: Favourite hobbies? writing, gaming, painting, drawing
44: Last book I read? deviations submissions
45: Last film I watched? 47 ronin
46: Do I play any instruments? I used to play the violin and guitar. but don't anymore, although I do want to learn piano
47: Favourite animal? leopard
48: Top 5 blog on Tumblr that I follow? bun that
49: Superpower I wish I could have? telekinesis
50: How do I destress? vape
51: Do I like confrontation? mate I love that shit
52: When do I feel most at peace? when im cuddling my son
53: What makes me smile? a few things... okay a lot of things but too many things to name
54: Do I sleep with the lights on or off? off, what made man sleeps with them on?!?!
55: Play any sports? pfffffft
56: What is my song of the week? why is there so many song questions
57: Favourite drink? milk
58: When did I last send a handwritten letter to somebody? ………… hand...…. written...…. letter?
59: Afraid of heights? nope
60: Pet peeve? chewing gum loudly
61: What was the last concert I went to see? reading festival and I only went to see metallica lol
62: Am I vegetarian/vegan/pescatarian? no
63: What occupation did I want to do when I was younger? red arrow pilot
64: Have I ever had a friend turn enemy? yeah
65: What fictional universe would I like to be a part of? Haikyuu… and I would be such a slut lol
66: Something I worry about? all the legal stuff im going through right now
67: Scared of the dark? embrace the dark
68: Who are my best friends? what... like you want me to name them all?????
69: What do I admire most about others? honesty. if a person is honest with me all the way through then I will really appreciate them
70: Can I sing? don't think so
71: Something I wish I could do? dance and play the piano
72: If I won the lottery, what would I do? treat my mum and dad to what ever they wanted and the fly over to Hawaii and be with my omega and then move to Japan
73: Have I ever skipped school? no kids don't skip school!
74: Favourite place on the planet? Tokyo
75: Where do I want to live? Tokyo
76: Do I have any pets? nope
77: What is my current desktop picture? Kuroo and Tsukki in suits sat on a sofa
78: Early bird or night owl? night owl
79: Sunsets or sunrise? sunsets
80: Can I drive? legally no
81: Story behind my last kiss? goodbye lmao
82: Earphones or headphones? headphones
83: Have I ever had braces? yes for 2 years then I didn't wear my retainer and they moved back lmao
84: Story behind one of my scars? I have a scar at the top of my finger where I caught it in the part of the door where it locks and I was on skates and slipped and chopped my finger off. I went running to my mum and she put the tip back on and rushed me to hospital lmao
85: Favourite genre of music? metal
86: Who is my hero? my mum
87: Favourite comic book character? do overwatch comics count? if so then Genji
88: What makes me really angry? having to repeat myself
89: Kindle or real book? real book
90: Favourite sporty activity? *throws up*
91: What is one thing that isn’t tight in schools that should be? sorting out bullies
92: What was my favourite subject at school?
93: Siblings? yes 3... 2 sisters and 1 brother
94: What was the last thing I bought? bread
95: How tall am I? 5″8
96: Can I cook? yes I can
97: Can I bake? indeed
98: 3 things I love? anime, Tsukki, and petals
99: 3 things I hate? slow updates, not getting haikyuu season 4 and my ex lmao
100: Do I have more girl friends or boy friends? boy friends
101: Who do I get on with better, girls or boys? usually boys
102: Where was I born? Hastings UK
103: Sexual orientation? pansexual
104: Where do I currently live? Hastings
105: Last person I texted? my mum
106: Last time I cried? I couple of weeks ago
107: Guilty pleasure? im not guilty about any of my pleasures ;)
108: Favourite Youtuber? the anime man
109: A photo of myself. nope
110: Do I like selfies? if im the one taking it
111: Favourite game app? summoners war
112: My relationship with my parents? really good with mum and a bit rocky with dad
113: Favourite accents? Australian
114: A place I have not been but wish to visit? Hawaii to visit my omega
115: Favourite number? 7
116: Can I juggle? not a chance
117: Am I religious? science
118: Do I like space? yes
119: Do I like the deep ocean? nooooooo
120: Am I much of a daredevil? yeah, stupidly sometimes ahahaha
121: Am I allergic to anything? peanuts
122: Can I curl my tongue? yeah I can ;)
123: Can I wiggle my ears? yeeeeeee
124: Do I like clowns? I don't hate clowns?
125: The Beatles or Elvis? the beatles
126: My current project? wildest dreams
127: Am I a bad loser? sometimes
128: Do I admit when I wrong? yes I do
129: Forest or beach? forest
130: Favourite piece of advice? “each day is a gift and not a given right”
131: Am I a good liar? I am really!!! shit at lying. I twitch and stutter, its not pretty.
132: Hogwarts house / Divergent faction / Hunger Games district? Hogwarts house- Slytherin
133: Do I talk to myself? sometimes
134: Am I very social? I can be
135: Do I like gossip? its like asking if I like to breath
136: Do I keep a journal/diary? nahhhhh
137: Have I ever hopelessly failed a test? I failed a few tests
138: Do I believe in second chances? yeah
139: If I found a wallet full of cash on the ground, what would I do? find the ID and return it
140: Do I believe people are capable of change? no
141: Have I ever been underweight? nahhhhhh
142: Am I ticklish? yes, very...its embarrassing
143: Have I ever been in a submarine? I have but it wasn't going under water lol
144: Have I ever been on a plane? indeed I have
145: In a film about my life, who would I cast as myself, friends and family? rebel Wilson to be me, Melissa McCarthy to be my mum lol
146: Have I ever been overweight? yeah still am a thic bit ahaha
147: Do I have any piercings? yes I have 10
148: Which fictional character do I wish was real? Tsukki or Kuroo maybe even Yamaguchi for best friend material or Tanaka for banta
149: Do I have any tattoos? yes I have 4
150: What is the best decision I have made in life so far? to break up with my ex lmao
151: Do I believe in Karma? 100%
152: Do I wear glasses or contacts? no I have perfect vision
153: What was my first car? n/a
154: Do I want children? if I didn't then I would be pretty fucked now ahaha
155: Who is the most intelligent person I know? I did have a friend called Aaron and he was very very very very smart
156: My most embarrassing memory? I don't get embarrassed
157: What makes me nostalgic? the smell of clay
158: Have I ever pulled an all-nighter? yes many times
159: Which do I value more in others, brains or beauty? brains
160: What colour mostly dominates my wardrobe? black lmao!!
161: Have I ever had a paranormal experience? yeah loads lol
162: What do I hate most about myself? my weight
163: What do I love most about myself? ugh.... my humour lol
164: Do I like adventure? hell yeah!
165: Do I believe in fate? yes I do
166: Favourite animal? …. wasn't this already asked? well in case you forgot! leopard
167: Have I ever been on radio? nope
168: Have I ever been on TV? yes I have hehehehe
169: How old am I? 25
170: One of my favourite quotes? because we don't have wings we look for ways to fly
171: Do I hold grudges? a few
172: Do I trust easily? no I really don't
173: Have I learnt from my mistakes? yeah, its important to always learn from your mistakes
174: Best gift I’ve ever received? a child
175: Do I dream? I dream big fam
176: Have I ever had a night terror? yeah and its fucking horrible and wouldn't wish it upon anyone!!
177: Do I remember my dreams, and what is one that comes to mind? I do remember most of my dreams. one that comes to mind was a very very smutty one between a haikyuu pairing but I wont say it because ill be adding it to wildest dreams hehehehehe
178: An experience that has made me stronger? a break up from a long term relationship has made me grow as a person
179: If I were immortal, what would I do? try and become what ive always wanted to
180: Do I like shopping? I love shopping but only if I know what im going for or if I have money to spend
181: If I could get away with a crime, what would I choose to do? murder
182: What does “family” mean to me? it means home
183: What is my spirit animal? a leopard or a bunny lol
184: How do I want to be remembered? I want to be remembered for having a sense of humour and for being very accepting
185: If I could master one skill, what would I choose? dancing
186: What is my greatest failure? not passing some gcse’s
187: What is my greatest achievement? becoming a mum
188: Love or money? love
189: Love or career? career
190: If I could time travel, where and when would I want to go? to the future about 5 years
191: What makes me the happiest? when my son is laughing and when I talk to the people I love
192: What is “home” to me? home is where the heart is
193: What motivates me? ive had to be my own motivator most of my life
194: If I could choose my last words, what would they be? just lost the game
195: Would I ever want to encounter aliens? yeah but the seem to only kid nap dumb arses
196: A movie that scared me as a child? robo cop lmao
197: Something I hated as a child that I like now? toad in the hole
198: Zombies or vampires? vampires ��
199: Live in the city or suburbs? city
200: Dragons or wizards? dragons
201: A nightmare that has stayed with me? dunno
202: How do I define love? it cant be defined by another person, each person has to figure out there own type of love and for what reason and if it matters to them then no one else can judge
203: Do I judge a book by its cover? hell no I don't! I love people for who they are as a person not there appearance
204: Have I ever had my heart broken? yes of course
205: Do I like my handwriting? nahhhh my hand writing is horrible
206: Sweet or savoury? savoury
207: Worst job I’ve had? caravan park... cleaning them ><
208: Do I collect anything? anime stuff!!! :D
209: Item of clothing or jewellery you’ll never see me without? shoes lmao!
210: What is on my bucket list? to move to Japan, to learn Japanese, to become an author, to learn an instrument.... the list goes on
211: How do I handle anger? not very well ahahahaha
212: Was I named after anyone? no I wasn't
213: Do I use sarcasm a lot? pfffft me? would I ever? of course not! *looks to the corner*
214: What TV character am I most like? ermmmmmmmmmmmm I would say a mix between Rosa from Brooklyn nine nine and Michael McIntyre
215: What is the weirdest talent I have? erm… I can twitch my nose and move my ears at the same time without touching them
216: Favourite fictional character? Tsukki
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Uuuuh supernatural/mythical creatures AU?? I was going to do fullbodys of everyone but I finished Phoenix’s and got tired…
Lots and I mean a LOT of extra details in the undercut
so uuuuh theres a lot of details about this universe i created sorry about that
human DO exist in this universe they’re just not as numerous (but are still kinda considered the “standard” for society, its a little racist)
creatures and humans didnt always exist together and some creatures maintain colonies and like to be isolated but mostly cities are diverse
its not a really a social system, but with a city with “naturally dangerous creatures” theres “special security” (most citizens wouldnt attack people obviously but you know…”just in case”)
some citizens have to wear special collars/bracelets (depending on what “class” you are)
class h2 - half-human; either look partly human or human most of the time
class hL - human-like/”previously human”; looks human all of the time or used to be human
sub-classes categorize and help dictate wether a collar/bracelet is needed
feenie is a harpy, rare for a city given harpies need a LOT of space
class h2, sub-class pwc (predatory winged creatue, draconaids are here too)
“predatory” creatures like him wear state mandated collars in public, containing their info and can be used to deliver a paralyzing shock by police if need be (theres a fine if they’re in public without them)
maybe its…barbaric but idk i was going a little original concept zootopia on this
“for the protection of society against those who go ‘feral’“
anyways,,,phoenix cant use his wings like arms BUT there are some products manufactured specifically for creatures like him (like low desks and high chairs)
his feet are his hands
like real birds
about flying, technically hes only allowed to fly from rooftop to rooftop (thats considered “creature airspace”) or in big parks, if he tries to fly in between building its a “distraction” and it could cause accidents
he usually prefers the subway/bus
edgeworth…im undecided on still
hes either gonna be a vampire or yuki-onna (”snow maiden”) but idk tell me what you guys think
either way hes class hL as “previously human”, and in this case wears a bracelet similar to phoenix’s collar
(if hes a vampire he buys blood to drink, its like a blood bank thing, i dont know im working on it)
either way, his office is always cold as hell
klavier is a siren, and his lower half is a fish tail (think beta fish) so hes in a wheelchair out of water
class h2, sub-class A (aquatic), special category “voice” (type: siren)
(other “voice” types are like succubus/incubus, its creatures with voice that can compel people against their will to do things with their voice)
klavier wears a “voice” collar, the front piece presses on his vocal chords in a way that makes normal talking easy, but switching to his “siren voice” is impossible
(does make singing hard but he wears it even while singing to prove hes not just a good singer because hes a siren but because hes actually good)
technically klavier COULD have legs, its a thing sirens can do, but its constantly physical agony, like walking on glass, so he doesnt do it
(kristoph does though, because hes “fancy” and its an underlying racism thing about looking more human makes you “better”)
when apollo first saw klavier he didnt know he was a siren and thought he was just a human in a wheelchair but found out later when he visited his office and its on the bottom floor and a big pool
blackquill’s a werewolf, why i didnt make him something bird related was i just,,,kept imagining him as a big fluffy werewolf
he doesnt HAVE to look like that all the time but he wants to…its an intimidation thing
class h2, sub-class pLm (predatory land mammal), he wears a collar like phoenix’s
he can shift between more wolf-like and human-like but on full moon night he has no choice and is a big wolf
he still has his mind though (doesnt lose control) but he gets antsy and calls athena to go on long midnight runs with him
edgeworth hates that he gets fur all over the office and hes at phoenix’s a lot, especially whenever phoenix is helping apollo get rid of fleas (those tiny wing claws do have a purpose)
apollo is a satyr, because uh goats scream
class h2, sub-class hLm (herbivorous land mammal), doesnt need a collar
is a vegetarian, doesnt eat any meat (he also chews through metal or paper sometimes, drinking a soda and then eating the can)
his eyes go sideways slit when hes REALLY nervous or scared
was scared of phoenix first time he met him, says hes not anymore but sometimes he gets jumpy around phoenix
blackquill doesnt help
his bottom half is a goat, but he wears pants similar to phoenixs
horns are like facial hair to satyrs, some satyrs can grow massive horns (also beards) others just…cant
apollo cant grow his horns out further than that nor any real stubble, but he says he doesnt mind because of the neck problems anyways (he does mind)
athena is a “zombie”…technically? shes a living corpse
class hL, sub-class “artificial human”, meaning technically shes not a “real human” (at least not anymore)
shes not made of different human parts, more like she died and was reanimated
the stitching is because, as a corpse, her body parts can tear
“apollo grab my arm, i think i left it in the other room-” “where?” “no wait nevermind i feel someone-” “*terrified bleating*” “oh sorry is this your leg-” “LET GO”
“dont lose your head there athena” “very funny boss”
according to blackquill and apollo, she smells bad
“like death” “i mean yeah im dead”
she doesnt need to sleep to shes always up, though she still likes to nap sometimes
I can come up with more stuff later, I still have some ideas, but ill see if anyone’s interested first (if you are please let me know i want to know if people like my ideas or not im weak and need validation)
#ace attorney#ace attorney au#phoenix wright#apollo justice#simon blackquill#miles edgeworth#klavier gavin#athena cykes#Naruhodo Ryuichi#Mitsurugi Reiji#kyouya garyuu#mythicalattorneysAU
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TAG MEME COMPILATION
OK so like basically i’m absolute fucking shit at responding to mentions specifically tag memes so i decided to put a few all into one post and i know some of these were from last fucking year but liste n. i’m slow about this kind of thing ok better late than never right ok so
Tagged by: @pansexual-snake
Rules: Answer the questions and Tag 10 Blogs you’d like to know better
Sign: Virgo
Last Thing Googled?: writing topics generator- i had to write a poem for class and didn’t know what to write about lmao
Last TV Show Watched: Grimm or Steven Universe
When Did I Create My Blog?: may 2014!
Do I Have Any Other Blogs?: oh buddy i have many™
Do I Get Asks Regularly?: not lately, but i would love to be sent more!
Why Did I Choose My Url?:because im gay as fuck and love su
Gender: demiboy? boy? nb? its a mystery my guy
Pokémon Team: Team Mystic
Favorite Colors: the rainbow bc im ga y
Average Hours of Sleep: like 5/6
Favorite Characters: oh buddy there are too many just take a single look at my blog youll see
Dream Job: theater technician/lighting designer or animator
TAGGED BY @sucker-for-contrast
RULES: Tell your followers 11 random facts about yourself, and tag 11 people in return! Tag backs are allowed, but you mustn’t repeat any of the facts you mentioned previously!
uh ok so fun fact, ive had pneumonia 4 times bc i was a stressed child with immune system and lung problems -jazz hands-
i realized i was gay as shit in 6th/7th grade
i realized i was trans as shit like last year
my favorite animal is the mantis shrimp
once i was at my grandmas house and like. she had just cleaned one of her sliding glass doors right? and my brother. my fuckenign brother. he zipped his little ass through her house and just fuckign. SLAMMED into the door. it looked like it was straight out of a cartoon i swear to god i couldnt stop laughing
im a straight A (for the most part) student with an absolutely crippling fear of failure and a huge procrastination problem so thats fun
every time i have to go to the bathroom in my tech class my teacher insists that i say something awesome about myself and i never know what to say so i just say some stupid shit that isnt really even that awesome
i basically live in my schools auditorium at this point
i seem like a pretty open person but im actually really closed off and very few people know all that much about me so -jazz hands part two-
i talk a lot (im p sure to an annoying extent but w/e)
idk i like animated movies a lot
thank you for tagging me friendo!!
Tagged by @jjcka
Rules: Answer these questions and tag 9 people you want to know better
Relationship status: dating @father-son-and-the-holy-jarvis <3
Lipstick or chapstick: Chapstick bc i hate having dry lips but also occasionally like. bright red lipstick bc i look badass in it
Top 3 shows: su, gravity falls, and atla are like my all time favs, grimm is a current fav bc im watching it rn and its pretty good
Top 3 characters: oooooh buddy idk uh. fuck buddy all of em??
Last song I listened to: right now im listening to trapdoor by twenty one pilots bc im an edgy piece of shit
TAGGED BY @thebiggestdoggoenthusiast
rules: tag people you want to get to know better
how old are you: 15
current job/dream job: theater tech/lighting designer or animator!!
what are you talented at: shit idk like. im an ok artist? and i enjoy tech theater but idk if im all that great at it. i guess i can sing some songs p well and write decently?? maybe?? im not good at this kind of thing lmao
what is a big goal you are working towards (or have already achieved): uhhh becoming a better artist/technician and improving my mental state probably
what’s your aesthetic: forests and sunsets/sunrises!
do you collect anything: i like collecting art prints when i can buy them! one of my walls is covered in them!
what’s a topic you’re always up to talk about: tech, shows im into, lgbt shit
what’s a pet peeve of yours: ohh when people assume that they know everything about me and my mental state bc of the very few and limited things ive told them and try to explain to me how a certain thing feels/try to tell me that i couldnt possibly experience it like that gets me so fuckin PISSED you dont even know
good advice to give: i guess like. dont bite off more than you can chew in school and shit? you dont have to work yourself to absolute exhaustion in order to do well/feel accomplished. it’s ok to take a break. if you’re working yourself to the point that if the series of events youve planned in your head goes even slightly wrong you’ll fall apart, you’re pushing yourself too hard.
recommend three songs:
cellophane- sia
before you start your day- twenty one pilots
medicine- daughter
bonus songs because i like a lot of songs ok:
river- bishop briggs
the dream- cirque du soleil paramour (i just saw this show not too long ago and i just love the chords and feel of this song tbh)
bird set free- sia
thank you guys so much for tagging me in stuff!!
ok so like. im shit at tagging people so like? if you see this and go like ��ooo boi i wanna do THAT one” you go buddy live ur dreams and do it and you can do any/all of these do whatever you want but like. i dont think im gonna do a formal tagging of specific people for this one? just show me if yall end up doing one!
#john blabs#john posts#doing this is basically me procrastinating on my homework tbh#it was fun though!!#tag meme
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Do not read if you do not want it spoiled roof skye swim bye
UGLEE
A Jarryd Robertson film
McBain 83rd co.
0474 810 323
The overture: classical music plays 1 minute
Appears-
“This film is an apology for calling Angela a jew in year 7 and for referring to my mother as a kyke.. Also I looked at Pauls nose weird twice. - For the dead.” YELLOW FONT
the ocean FLOWS in, a red— filtered shade is composed over the water.
Scene 1- int/ext- Day- ‘The Six Nose’
An anti-jewish propaganda circa 1939
Narrator: (in german)The Jew is a plague. These physiognomies immediately refute the liberal theories about the equality of all who bear a human countenance.
four jewish man stand in a room smiling bearded dressed in robe and yamachas.
Narrator: (in german) the beard. the skullcap. and the robes make the jew easily recognisable to any person. should he remove them we risk polluting the purity of our species being that only the sharp-eyed can spot their racial origins. the jew alters their outward appearance, and leave there polish haunts for the rich world. when a jew is around the non-jewish you see him hide, you see him remove the beard and skull cap prepared to infiltrate and destroy western civilization. The jew in kaftan.. Now.. the concealed jew in western european clothes.
the four jewish men stand without beard, skull cap and robes dressed in suits. smiling.
Narrator: as you can see the jew may be able to conceal there heritage an infest our country. An essential trait to spot the Jew is the 6 nose.
a special circular ruler is placed against a Jews nose
Narrator: The shape of the nose is an involuntary revelation of the racial origins of the Jew. The phony dogma that tricked a healthy instinct of a nation. A plague that threatens the health of the aryan people. Richard Wagner, once said: “the jew is the demon behind the corruption of mankind” and these pictures prove it
The jews are shown smiling in the street. talking. some smoking. attending a synagogue.arguing
Narrator: instead jewish morality is in crass contradiction of the aryan concept of ethics, proclaims an unrestrained egoism of every Jew to be divine law. His religion makes cheating and usury a duty. In the fifth book of moses it is stated that “the lord may bless all thy dealings” for the jews doing business is something holy. there youth see only money and do not share the idealism of our german youth.
ADOLF HITLER drives through a parade
our fuhrer once wrote:
“The personification of the devil as the symbol of all evil assumes the living shape of the Jew”
Jews are shown in the street haggling and trading. and a Jew is shown sideways in a near silouette that fades into a silloutte
Narrator- Remember The six nose!
the nose is zoom in upon and an accent charms
-note: roman iconography and nazi flags is spliced throughout along with jewish paraphenallia.-
Scene 2- ext/int day- pond- Gold residence- the family man
A quiet rocky village in the country.
A pond occupied by ducks swimming harmoniously. The sun is going down and the world is laced with golden sunlight.
Bread is thrown into the water by families and kids. People are playing. The Jewish are living. the pond i and stills by a village that is occupied by only The jewish. a family is throwing bread into the water.
Jacobny: broyt (bread) broyt!
the ducks comp up the bread quacking about.
two kids begin skipping rocks. the rocks skip across the water in two pads/plops.
KEBETT: (in yiddish) Do you think you could hit a duck? hahaha
CORDEN: i could sell and feed rocks to this duck!
Corden nods firmly. he throws the rock and hits a duck. the ducks stammer and goes into panic fleeing about flapping the wings squawking about.
Kebett and Corden laugh and keep throwing rocks
Kebett: the ducks fly off north from here. hahaha
they skip more rocks and hit the ducks again causing them to fly off but no more ducks are hit.
kebetts mother lucille wanders towards the pond
Lucille: kebbett!! its dinner time come home
Corden: id do fu-fuck your mother because she cooks so well. Kebbet: “Abi gezunt dos leben ken men zikh ale mol nemen.” stay healthy because you can kill yourself later.
corden: tomorrow youll awake to her squeling “corden fuck me!!”
Kebbet: what did you say to me?
kebbet raises his hand to his chin and flicks his hand off of it with a click of his fingers
Gey strashe di gens (go threaten the geese)
the two boys leave the pond to go home.
you see corden arrive at his house. the house is made of round rocks as is most of the village. corden goes into his house and sneaks past his father who is tossing salad with wooden utensils. The Father HUMBA mixes up the salad. Humba is a good father and doctor. and now lives with his wife and four children.
Humba Gold: Sofia! giyani! Corden!
Humba pops a cork of a glass bottle of purple drink/juice. the four children come from their rooms as Humba pours them all a glass at the setted up dining room table. the children enter and sit at the table quiet. Corden is wearing a red peter pan like hat instead of his yamacah. Humba serves the dinner. the girls enter laughing. Humba silences them.
Humba: Sofia! have extra today. you’ll need to eat, you look very skinny!
Sofia: im trying to papa
Humba: did you catch the butterfly yet my butterfly?
Sofia: no they do not stand still for me
Humba:Because you are not a nice little girl i think
humba grins
sofia: i pray and worship every day yes i am a nice girl. can you help me to catch it papa
Humba: perhaps tomorrow.. but.. you need only to look in the mirror my butterfly
humba reaches out to her and touches her nose.
Humba:hold hands everyone
they hold hands
Humba:BA-RUCH A-TAH A-DO-NOI
ELO-HAI-NU ME-LECH HA-O-LAM
HA-MO-TZI LE-CHEM MIN HA-A-RETZ. (blessed are you, Lord our God, king of the universe, who brings forth bread from the earth. )
Humba: we may now eat
the family eat away for a minute or so untill it becomes apparent that Corden is chewing with his mouth open
Corden: Chomp! Chomp!
humba becomes irritated. and bangs he table loudly. BANG.
Humba: Do not eat like an animal Corden!! if you want to eat like a goat! you can piss and shit like a goat, sleep like a goat FUCK LIKE A GOAT!!
Corden: Goat?..!!!
Humba: take that stupid hat off now
corden: Goat???
Humba slaps the hat off his head
Humba: mouth closed
the daughters sit silently eating quietly
Humba: BEHEYME (fool)
Corden: you work me like the goat
Humba: different… You a person!! what would your mother think? oh this boy is no person he pees with his feet!! what is this on your head?
Corden: hat.
Humba: TAKE THAT STUPID HAT OFF NOW
Corden stares at his father now hatless. they continue staring at eachother Corden grabs a handful of the salad with his hands and stuffs it in his mouth
Humbert:BOY!!!
Corden takes off his hat picks up his weapons/cutlery and begins using them.
-END SCENE-
Scene 3- ext/int-day- village street. The arrival of evil
the rocky made village is filled with jews all inside there homes. three SS gestapo vehicles drives upon the outskirts of the village slowly but surely approaching. birds eye. approaching from a few miles from the village two of the vehicles are jeep-like and the third, the car at the front, is a german vehicle of luxury. three gestapo are having a conversation in one of the military style jeeps.
VIKOR: whats the best type of jewish?
SOLO: mhm, a poor jueden.
They laugh.
solo: have good one da
vikor: how many jews does it take to ruin a nation?
solo: ein (one).
solo ashes a ciggarette.
vikor: again with.. whats the best type of jewish?
a nazi untilts his hat and begins speaking.
LUKIN: that is very simple.. one that is not of breath
solo: i prefer a jew that looks like he needs a jacket in winter. and is as still, as an oil painting.
all together: hahaha mudhahaha
lukin: soon they all be
lukin ashes the ciggarette.
nazi flags of the car float in the wind.
the cars are driving along a windy road.
-the second car to the front.-
a german named FANG shines his luger singing
a second named KLAUS is driving whilst behind the wheel, and another nazi gordon sits setting up his photo camera
FANG:
A, B, C, the cat ran in the snow,
And as she went out of it,
She had on white booties,
O jiminy, O jiminy, O jiminy, O gee!
GORDON: stop singing i cant deal with it
fang: (LOUDER)
oh !!A, B, C, the cat ran up high,
She licked her cold paw clean
And also cleaned her booties,
And went no more into the snowwww.
fang. whats wrong ?
gordon: its a melancholic day.
fang: da? holes for all, our last automatic death!
fang plays with his luger shining it faster getting off on it and then aims
fang: chu chu splat splash chu
gordon: system. they have a system now.
fang: makes our job prettier
gordan: our last pop pop. goodbye jew.. heil furher.
they exchange looks
fang:it is the last time we see the naked, idiotic, weak drop.. you get to take more pictures . (in german) and i get to play play
gordon holds his camera to his eye
fang: lets make it the most beautiful massacre ever, okay?
gordan: Käsekuchen” or (cheesecake)!!
gordon takes the picture
gordon: last day..
fang: LAST. day.
the lineup of the car are approaching
-the luxurious first car-
the hood ornament gleams in vivid dominance a swatstika
ss gestapo officer grim is singing and conducting in his car as german classical music plays (voices of spring by erna sack)
Grim: ooo i love this party
conducting madly behind the wheel as they are close to the village. for some time.
he sings along a little.
they arrive at the village.
all cars pull up slowly as gravel crunches
the music gets quieter. the nazis exit there car
the trunk of the car is opened.
the nazis gather together.
shovels rattle
grim:ready gentlemen?!!
they nod.
the nazis begin stir up the houses and banging there shovels on every door of the one road village.
a little boy comes to the door.
gordon takes a picture
gordon: Käsekuchen”
fang: hello little one
banging on doors is heard throughout the road.
an old lady HOREZ hobells to the door
Horez: well. yi yi ! get away?
fang: get out. where taking you on a permanent vacation
banging is heard throughout the road.
gordon:system.
fang corks his luger.
the world goes silent.
jews are marched out of there house one by one.
is about to begin.
GRIM: a symphony of death, is about to begin
as he waves his arms conducting
-narration-
goebells :. In the evening I had a look at the Polish-Yiddish motion picture, The Dybuk. This film is intended to be a Jewish propaganda picture. Its effect, however, is so anti-Semitic that one can only be surprised to note how little the Jews know about themselves and how little they realize what is repulsive to a non-Jewish person and what is not. Looking at this film I realized once again that the Jewish race is the most disgusting one that inhabits the globe, and that we must show them no mercy and no indulgence. This riffraff must be eliminated and destroyed. Otherwise it won't be possible to bring peace to the world.
whilst this narration takes place the jews are forced out of there homes some in a struggle others go willingly the faces of the children and women are in terror and dismay crying, screaming.
the gestapo arrive at Humbas. vikor and solo bang on the door. humba answers the door
humba: who are you?
solo corks an mp40
Grim: Dr gold my i am ss Gestapo Grim. welcome.. i have a surprise for you.. i hereby invite you to a really really big funeral.
the family come to the door.
humba:
corden: *hapuet*
soflet: papa
solo forces the family out.
grim begins waving his arms conducting again
corden refuses but is eventually dragged out to the street
HUMBERT: please dont hurt my family.
corden is thrown for uncompliance with the ss. his hat falls to the ground
grim: uh-uh uh. no. dont do that. you might wreck his face!!!!!
grim continues conducting
the family is worked out to the center of the street to join the rest of there neighbours they stand 23 strong.
grim stands at the center and front of the line in which a small field is behind. by his car smoking, still waving his arms
the village continues to scream. becoming a herd of jew. nazis with automatic guns stand on every side and corner
humba and his family hug, each jew is individually in fear. screaming crying. children the elderly.
a little boy named RAMIYA runs away from the herd.
grim shoots him in the back. he drops
the village screams and gets closer together.
grim: you run!!! you wont get any last words like this worthless kyke got!!!!!!
scene end.
title appears- Ramiya
aunty islez: can i?… this is the first time he hears it, i want it to be from me!
mum of ramiya: nooooo
Ramiyas father: oh if he wants to hear it let him hear it.
mum of ramiya: okay go
the aunty walks over to the crib
aunty of ramiya:(in jewish) i love you! I LOVE YOU!
ramiya: who rama
scene end. black still
the herd is walked further into a field surrounding the village
crying like as they say there goodbyes in frequent terror.
SCENE ENDS
fang: strip
KADER takes of his brown and navy clothes
untill his underpants
Lukin:all the vay jew, naked
he takes off his underwear exposing his penis
a shovel is handed out. the line up is 22 strong.
fang: walk. filth!
he taps him with the gun on the bum.
kader walks to the field and begins digging
a girl named” anne “ walks to the front of the line up. the nazi at the end exposes her breast.
anne quivers in fear
after pulling her shirt open he touches her breat with a gun. she takes the rest of her clothes off breathing heavy tears she is handed a shovel
solo: walk!
two male jews are stripped and given shovels one by one being told so, they are handed shovels.
grim: dig you swine
grim: dig
soflet starts crying in the lineup.
Humba: its going to be okay my butterfly just looking for buried treasure.
humba kisses her holding her hand they walk together
Humba: corden take your sister corden
corden is handed soflet.
soflet: cordy whats papa going to do?
corden:keep us together
humbert looks closely at sofia
=humba: sofia if the bad men takes papa do not be still=
humba forces himself through to the front of the line up breaking formation
vikor: out of formation! i’ll kill you if you move another centimetre jueden!
the guns of the ss click and the father is still. humbert raises his hands
humba:you dont have to do this? -in yiddish-
grim keeps conducting
they stand in silence for one second there eyes balling eachother
grim keeps conducting
humbert : i want to know if you are going to let..
grim stops conducting
grimm: talk
humbert : i want to know if you are going to let any of us live
grim smiles exposing a gold tooth
goebels narration: this is grim our finest killing machine
grim smiles and a gold tooth outline shines
humba: why are you doing this?
grimm: whats the problem? you disagree with nature?
humba: nature? death?
(*perhaps*grim:feral air questionnaire?)
grim: the purity is mere fundamentals. the second most important aspect to nazi Germany. there will be no flowers at your grave.
humba:I beg you. do not do this?
grim: frankly your race is the rape of our country.
humbert doesnt understand.
humbert: water?
humba makes a drinking motion to his lips.
grim: soon we will drink.
humba: adank (thank you).
humba returns to his family.
grim returns to conducting.
rumba hugs his family tight all together
lukin solo stands at the back if the herd.
grim and fang at the front. grim is conducting once again
fang: clothes….. strip!! clothes!!
the ss stand at each corner. amput is at the front of the line
amput:get away from me
fang: strip or die now
amput: hmmmph (sexily)
she takes off her clothes then takes her white grandma forties panties down. fang hands her a shovel
fang: go dig
fang smiles psychotically exposing his teeth closely.
amput walks to the field and begins digging with the other girls help along with the other girl.
japil is now at the front of the line
fang: do you have any silver?
japil:no
fang: strip
he takes of his shirt and he has brass on his belt
fang touches the belt
fang: gold?
japil:no no onn ono
fang: brass?
japil: take. you have?
fang: almost.. pants
japil lowers his pant
fang hands him a shovel
japil: how deep?
fang: china, go
WOLFEE appears a cartoon wolf
a wolf is on a flying carpet dressed in ss uniform blowing bubbles a red flying carpet, a nazi swatstika is the center piece garment of the hood he crashes into a phat yodelling lady dressed in Traditional Bavarian Tracht and bursts into swatstikas that turn into love hearts and bubbles.
the cartoon ends and film burns out
the street is in still terror
japil eyes fang
fang eyes japil
japil: forever in fin
fang:go move
japil stands still. fang points the luger to his head
fang:go now
japil stands still
japil:fuck you and your fuher.
japil spits
the spit lands on fangs face.
japil refuses shaking
japil: El Maleh Rachamim
fang hits him with the pistol japil drops
grim: get up get up
japil: El Maleh Rachamim
fang then grabs him by the hair and lifts him
grim: salute the fuher
japil salutes with a gun to his head
fang: now kiss it
jappil kisses the luger
fang: again twice
japil breaksdown in tears
japil: no no
grim kisses the air
fang kisses the air
gordon laughs and kisses the sky
vikor kisses the air three times
solo kisses the air and laughs manically
lukin kisses five times
fang: now kiss it
japil kisses the luger and begins peeing on the shoes of fang
grim: this is the most attractive you’ve been all day hahaha
the ss all clap
grim: look at him pee
japils piss creates a puddle
grim: swein vermins everybody! cut it off
fang exposes a knife and grabs japils penis and cuts it off
he drops bleeding out. japil lies on the ground surrounded by the living
grim: what was the roaches name?
grim: who OWNS this child!!
a jew named ANNETE in the herd breaks out
annete: japil was his name!
TITLE APPEARS- JAPIL-
scene int day village
a classroom full of teenagers
japil: whats your name girly girl
amput: amput
japil smiels. amput smiles
narration japil: that was the first time i saw the love of my life naked.
amput digs away. the life leaves japils body
i lost my dick and my life.
japil is lieing dead in a pool of blood by the herd.
village street-
amput: what is yours? mr bad haircut
japil: haha japil. i do need a new hair cut miss beautiful
amput: long on top .short on bottom.. like a soldier
japil: yes MAM!
amput giggles and smiles
japil is lieing dead in a pool of blood by the herd.
japil: death was a turn on, even dickless. i got to see my girl naked. regardless i was taken. as i layed in a pool blood i thought of our first kiss.
japil and amput meet
amput: see, i knew it would look good.
she kisses him on the cheek
japil smiles all over his body
amput diggs naked extrenously.
gordon drags japil dickless to the hole leaving his dick in a puddle of urine. his body is placed near the hole
gordon: i like how you dig girly
gordon takes a photo. she looks cold and disgusted
amput: uh fuck you
the herd stand trembling and hugging.
a small girl named gloris is now at the front
grim: naked now
gloris:-ahhhh
she flaps her arms like a duck
she takes her clothes off
fang: walk to that man in the corner sweety pie
dad:you cant have my daughter
grim: uh uh uh
grim waves his finger
fang: she will be gods. naked, Now
he reaches out to choke fang
grim: naughty!
*pop* grim shoots him in the shoulder
dad:GLORIS! meyn lib(in yiddish) my love subtitle
AZIK falls to the floor
fang stomps his head out till blood flys like popping bacon
title GLORIS FATHER appears
gloris dad ties glorises shoes
dad:rabbit stew rabbit hoop under do the two roll like dough and then make whole
the bloody boot is removed from a puddle of slushed brains and skull fang spits on the body
gloris father: and there we go
sweetheart shoe tieing finishes
gloris: love you papa
they kiss
the wife is standing at the dooorway
gloris’ mother: i still remember why i married you
glorris father “i am good at knots too! hahaha
mum: you two going out?
jacobny: yes allday arent we glorpy
the mum smiles
GLORIS MOTHER
*pop* grim shoots him in the shoulder
dad:GLORIS! meyn lib(in yiddish) my love subtitle
the mum is in a cupboard she hears the gunshot from the top floor she jumps out.
mother: oh my
she looks out the window.
mother: JACOBNY!!
TITLE APPEARS -JACOBNY- with an old time cash register sound effect or timer sound effect or bell.
lieing mashed on med unrecognisable
solo: jew jewwww they open fire \ the herd scream
humba: lucille DROP NOW!!
a bullet goes through the window and puts a hole in the glass and lucilles head killing lucille
LUCILLE APPEARS:
lucille is reading gloris a bed time story
lucille:…..
“And it is such a ‘gift to G-o-d’ which I embarrassed today, for which I am so sorry. And now that this ‘gift’ returned and came to me, shall I not shower him with love?”
lucille closes the book
jacobny enters
jacobny: bedtime now.
glorpy: love you father
lucille: night glorp
lucilles kisses her head strongly
the body of lucille drops to the floor
Humberts family is now at the front of the line up
fang: clothes
she strips her body is vulumptulious
he hands a shovel to giyani..
fang: dig
she walks two metres to the hole and digs naked along with the others
LuKIN: PUT YOUR BACK INTO IT, FASTER JEWS
grim lights a ciggarette. humba reaches the front of the line
grim: ahh dr gold
humba: water? you promised water
grim: i promise death
humba: you cannot do this my family is too young
grimm: clothes off now it will rain soon.. you will not leave to see the third reich cleanse the planet of the rodents of such
humba: for it was you. i would show mercy
grim: clooooothes
humba spits on grims face. he wipes it off
grim: do not be so difficult doctor, please.. i think your health may be at risk
he raises a luger to humberts head
humba: i will do gods work and put you in the ground
before i let you treat me and my family like animal….
grim: my apologies doctor gold but you jueden will not live to see our haven
grim puts the gun to his forehead
grim: 3,2,
HUMBA: DO NOT BE STILL MY BUTTERFLY.. RUN
grim: ein
gunshot
HUMBERT appears
hot air ballon proposal, humbert is with his wife in a hot air balloon
humbert: if you say no ill fall.
he pops open the ring box
humbert: will you marry me?
mrs gold: yes my love
humbert gets up and they kiss and then humbert places the ring on her finger
hardcut
back to the horror
corden picks up soflet and runs.
he gets 25 metres in 4 seconds when he is punctured in the head by a bullet fired by vikor. soflet drops and tumbles a little but parrys to her feet quickly
-CORDEN- appers
ext flower field
two boys in a field of white blossom trees as the blossoms fall from the sky. corden is with johla
corden: race me turtle
johla: you are the one who is slow
they run in slow motion through the white blossom trees
they fall down laughing
the two look at eachother
they coontinue looking at each other
johla: i told you i was faster
corden goes in 90
johla goes in ten
they kiss passionately
EXT by the hole
soflet keeps running and looks back
slow motion: soflet: cooooorrrrdy
johla peers out forty five degrees breaking internally forever
MUSIC
GRIM: LITTLE GIRRRRLLL?
vikor keeps shooting
grim: stop. vikor, do the opposite of let her go
she hides behind a tree
grim: fetch, retrieve her
vikor nazi sprints after her
the nazi quickly catches up and soflet is hiding behind a tree
she throws a rock at him it hits his helmet and bounces off
ext jump cut
a cat chases a butterfly playfully playfully catching and then viciously eating.
he smiles like a smug then charges her like a hungry leopard
a man strips and takes a shovel.
the nazis laugh together, they all dig
humbas body is rolled in as the hole gets bigger amput giyani and and now a man are digging the body flops in naked, corden is also rolled in.
vikor piggy backs soflet on his shoulders and walks back to the hole.
grim: nagi nagi nagi no more running kitty
she squirms and squirms
he laughs vile
vikor: drop lot vici vici kitty
vikor holds up soflet and makes kissing faces at her
he strips her and places her on the outskirts of the hole.
ext
the butterfly lands on the white kittys back to which the kitty plays with
stel steps towards fang
stel: do not hurt my sister. please dont hurt my soflet sausage please
fang: if you are lucky you wont be breatheing to watch her perish .
stell pulss fangs gun to her gut and slams the trigger destroying her insides
Grim: the odds were so. and so and so it is, we lose another contestant hahaha
he pulls off stells dress and holds it holey and dripping blood
fang picks up stel and hungs her walking her on his torso and squeezes her cheeks
he squeezes the cheecks and puppets her like a ventriloquist
fang:“ do not hurt my sister” hahaha
grim snickers sneering
he continues dragging her
fang:i love sausage
grim: your so funny
he walks her all the way to the hole
she flops into the now three metre hole row wide and half a shovel deep ragdoll flopping into the grave like a tetris piece
STEL APPEARS
playing with a dradle
stell: I was the first born in my family, my job was to inspire and take care. i died when i saw no posibillity of escape or life. i died when i smelt the germans breath
grim beathes smoke in slow motion. conducting with a ciggarette
stel playing with a dradle
stel: lehiyam
grim:to the hole?! clothes, roach..
you are not the digging type, frail.. disgusting.. you are with god i see.
the lady is praying to a star of david mumbling jewish prayers as she takes off her clothes
grim: to the hole we’ll save the eldest till last
the nazis strip the elderly and have her stand with the children
fang returns
she walks over to the hole shaking with a star of david
a child approaches grim handing grim a flower
grim: you are so polite i love when they dont speak. there almost cuter
veros: pleas let me live. i need yogurt sir! i need biscuits. i need dolly
grim: oh, her voice! she’s cuter than honey pie, yes! where is dolly?
veros: with my heart, but in room.
grim: lets go get dolly?
veros:pardon
grim: dolly! lets go and get her shall we, take my hand!
veros: ump
she takes grims hand
grim: watch these. try not to kill any
fang nods
grim and vera walk quietly and wholesomely. three jewish men are at the front of the line up
fang: strip now
pattering footsteps as grim and vera happily walk to veras house
grim opens the door
grim: oh dolly!
the wooden door creaks
veros: dollyyyyy!
grim: where is your dolly !
veros: come this way take my hand this time!
grim: ok..
they walk into the house and upstairs into her bedroom
veros: heres my heart, its where my invisible friend lives too his names mickey
we’re going to get married hehe
grim: hello dolly
veros: hello dolly!
grim:now darling, sweet, sunshine daisy?
im going to kill dolly and your entire fucking race!!
grim takes out his luger and shoots dolly in the head.
vera screams
the window is opened and he throws the dolly out .
the dolly falls out the window near floaying from its lack of weirght it hits the floor and thee with a plop that sounds like a gatorade bottle on cement.
the girl veros starts crying
veros: why did you do that to dolly? WHY!?
grim: dolly is worth plenty more than you and your kyke moustache.
grim lifts veros by the hair
she squirms and screams he walks her to the window
vera: ah AH AHHH
grim: todaaa
she is thrown out the window hear hair pulled out
she is have way through the air when it pauses.
title appears- Vera
velos: this is how i died in my head.
vera is flapping her arms and soars into the sky after picking up her dolly
she kisses the dolly, and the dolly bullet holes sparkles to perfection. as she happily flys away into the clouds hugging her dolly.
velos: but in reality…..
a still of veros halfway through the air
velos: i only flew two seconds
vera (velos) falls and her head splats on the floor
the door to the house closes and grim struts like disco back to the line up. two more jewish men are now digging at the hole along with 5 others.
GRIM: put bubbles on a shovel and take her to the hole . and uh her dolly too.
birds eye as they shiver by the hole vera and the dolly are thrown into the growing grave one by one vera first followed by her dolly
annette is next in line wideshot right of frame.
ANNETTE apears.
int- room- candle lit
writing in her room a love letter to japil by scrunched up pieces of paper. she puts it in a letter box
japil reads the letter.the letter, yiddish, reads
narration: japil i have a secret. my heart is warm at sight, my hand quivers in silence, my heart beats for thee, my chase to compel you, intercept me at the rocky street my lips have been waiting to meet. love, me (its a secret).
japil runs to the roof and screams
japil: AMBER
Japil smiles and puts the note in his breast pocket
annette along with the golds overhears
humba wakes up
humba: ohp
annette: my heart is ashamed. doooooo
amput: yiptuhhhh!?hahaha
annette punches the mirror and holds it to her throat
annete: discourse of my love. i am not alive.
she puts down the shank and cries
annette: a who who who
grim returns to the formation
grim: ah knower of japil? for breast take attraction, it would please if i fed you…?
does your interest peak? are you eager..
annette: what is that you want?
grim gets down to the puddle of piss and picks up japils severed penis
approaches annette
grim: second meal of the day. i take it?
annette: number one..
annette sucks the dick passionately
grim: on knees..
annette gets down on her knees and sucks the severed cock
grim: the swan performs!
annette: gluh gluh gluh
she throws up vomiting on the severed dick
grim:well done ! fine swan! for that you now get to live an extra 15 minutes, for your victorious lap of celebration.
take this shovel. dig. grim spits
annette: RAAAh ILL KILL YO/UU..
grim trips her
grim: now youve lost the attention of the audience the golden earring and lead trophy will not be in your grasp. im going to dig, LITTLE SCHLAMPE
SUBTITLE APPEARS: little slut
he puts the luger in side her pussy an blows her mind twice she squirms orgasmically the bullets pop out her head
annette: japil
she falls in slow motion
grim: doo doo doo doo
grim: how could a swan fall without wings
violins exume
grim plays with his belt
grim : 2 LITTTTLLLE PIECESSSSSS!!!!….
fang: this is deaths symphony a corpsely arrangement of worthless vermin
grim: uhh. do not interupt.. i was about to break into song
solo: grim fancys her showmanship
grim breaks her neck
?the nazis throw coins annette?
she bounces like a coupe deville ragdoll
the nazis sneer and gawk. the line near now 7
scooj is at the front of the line. a father
grim: seven left to face there doom was peggy looping new, my power to the funeral of undesirable.!
annette is dragged away in the backround
nazi:hurrah
the nazi heil hitler
solo: HURRAH!!!
vikor moves in from the back of the line PASSING SCOOJ A SHOVEL
grim: OK
vikor: dig
scooj walks to the body filled hole
an old man A young lady with a small boy and another young man are at the front of the line
grim: ok little vones..
grim:take off your apparel and take in the trees the birds cheeping andthe wind that talks for soon you will be very very grave..
they strip the old lady and the little boy
maree: you do not know what you are doing? eternal damnation will be your fray, devil.
the devil has you by the soul and swallows you whole.
they all walk to the hole where 10 stand naked surrounded by nazis
they are lined up in a row by the 3 metre wide and one metre and a half deep mass grave
gunther starts crying
maree: think of pretty girls and stand with god gunther laughter is the best medicine, laugh at them!
gunther has a gun to his head
gunther laughs at the nazis
vikor: his laugh is so cute
solo: cheesecake
solo takes a picture of the little boy
grim: i like him..
kill him now
gunther: laughters is fond of my remembers ha hahaha
he begins to cry
*pop*
the boy IS SHOT IN the forehead he falls into the grave as the blood pours like a garden hose without a nozzle
GUNTHER (appears) in a synagogue
rabbi: keep these words inside your head gunther
Gunther looks the rabbi hits him with the book
rabbi:no matter how gloomy things seem, everything can turn around, talking to god can turn things around.
amput narration: the blue eyed man looked like a jungle man i spoke to him
amput: feeling good?
grim: not just yet
amput: on with you ! spits. where is your god?
grim: goodbye foul breathed kyke tata
amput:talatata monkey
*pop*
she falls like christ
AMBER appears
amput: suck your mother!
lights a ciggarette and blows a spit bubble.
amput brushes her hair three times in the mirror prepared for bed
amputs body is dragged to the whole she flops in indecently and flumpy.
a jew stands naked jumpin about
desdett: hows it going?
grim: what do you mean, it?
desdett: i could go on and on about. it. im in my birthday suit and im about to find out.
solo: gut weiter nackt sein (good, continue being naked.)
grim: any last words smart mouth?
desdett: knock knock
grim: your not there
grim drags him by the hair AS HE SQUELS fang holds the few alive at gun point like a super spy comically. desdett is now at the grave and holds him at the cusp of the dirt
desdett: ahh ahh ahh (squel)
grim: I DO NOT FANCY FORTUNE TELLING although
grim: death rules here, death rules the land
whilst he conducts some more
grim has his foot on his head.
he shoots the naked dessert
DESDET appears
desert is jumping on his bed singing
desdet: two little monkeys jumping on the bed the little one fell off and bumped his head
-back to the horror-
Grim : step right up
giyanyi is at the front of the line and is quick stripped
giyani is shot in the face falling flopping into the mass grave
-giyani appears
giyani in youth covering her face in lipstick circullly
and smiling childishly
giyani: i am now beautiful
she runs into the living room and the fmily laugh
stel: what have you done to your face?
they laugh
polonaise no.4 plays
9 more are shot and fall one by one
there last words in silent shot portralisticly higher res then the rest like a heat camera but less black. over a minute
grim: old jueden. you are the last.. old saggy vitch
marlot: UGLEEE!!!
*bang*
UGLEE appears. subtitled:(of god)
the sound of the body drops. in black.
grim: lets get out of here
intermission appears ray anthony room 43 plays out
soft fade MEANWHILE IN JAPAN appears announced by american.
6 sumos sit on a caroseul eating apples the apples are red and one is dropped falling to pieces.
54 minutes later appears -
polonaise no.2p plays
the naked corpses lie like a plate of jelly and the music gets louder. they hobble and wobble like meat, skin rubs
red
humba emerges
-the creshendo-
gasping for air
he picks up the sticks biting down on the stick he uses the second to pull out a bullet shard lodged in his cheek.
“butterfly” he shakes in terror especially his legs
“annneta”
he shakes annetes body she doesnt have any life
humbert: please
blood spills from his head
the village is still wakefully it rains
a town destroyed
humba:the street runs with my blood.
HUMBERT appears
hava nagila plays
he walks awkwardly back to his home to get a coat
and some pants
end scene
a tear rolls down humbas face as he breaks his house and he grabs a pair of scissors
the havas become humba as the choir returns in a disney fashion.
ACT 3 appears
“the monster custom, who all sense doth eat of habits devil, is angel yet in this, that to the use of actions fair and good, he likewise gives a frock or livery that aptly is put on”
appears-
scene int grims home.
grim: last day today
grims wife: i dont not want to have sex with you reak of *beep*
and your eyes smile of death
grim:no?!
grim rapes his wife he takes her as she comes
grims wife : uhh
fade to black
grim redos his belt buckle
grim: hitlers showcasing the german athlete before we introduce the final solution, fine athletes..
grims wife: hmm
grim: i do the death circus gladly and the fuher expects me to admire this jarra’s ability to run quickly quickly quickly. un
grims wife: i want you to race him? show this jarra
grim:i feel so useless darling
grim: the death circus continues da
grim: more of use i figure, fuhers all in a fuss cause he drinks almond milk da
grim: we will race him with the jueden and the winner will live to tell of the triumph
grims wife: dont count these frighty able out da
scene end
scene ext/int brothel dusk
humba finds his horse in a field. he slowly appraches him and places a saddle on her back.
scene ext/ day running track
mengele: good morning to you all. today we pit the ability of our fine german against the dead
trumpets sound
cameras are rolling.
mengele:the first of many tests. welcome jarra!!
the crowd hurrahs
jarra takes to the starting line
mengele: and the jews
three jews walk to the starting line
mengele: on your marks!
the runners ready for a sprint
a gun is fired as a starting of the race and one of the jews drops after being hit by the bullet
jarra runs taking an early lead making ten paces ahead of the jews that follow suit
the swatstikas wave in the wind
jarra wins
mengele: a fine experiment!
the trumpets ring
the nazia file out of the stadium
two jews are placed up against the wall and shot at the same time their brains splatter the wall.
the trumpets echo with the gun shots an empty stadium
…
jarra flakes appears in cartoon
a cereal commercial
voice over: hey kids do you want to be big strong and fast? then you need jarra flakes
jarra: everyday i strive for perfection
(crunch)
…
grim approaches jarra who is still at the stadium dusting off his shoes
grim: hey i want to race you? my wife she wants me to race you
jarra: hmph
grim: please
jarra: ya
grim marks a starting line with his foot creasing the dirt
grim: this the de start.. to that pole
they run symphonically
…
grim looses by a nose
grim pulls out his gun and plugs jarra in the knee
jarra: coward. i won.
jarra flakes appears comically
grim: i drink jew blood
grim shoots him in the other knee
and then the head quickly
…
grim picks up the body
grim:believe it. you are very dead. very fast.
the body is lumping around feet dragging
grim:so it is so
lump
grim: ..you are no more
lump. grim enters the change rooms dragging the dead body
grim:so fast you were early for your own funeral
lump. drop
grim: artherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr hhahahani
…
ext/int afternoon dusk
humba stalks the road on his horse through a street florished with nazi propaganda he dismounts the horse by a neon lit brothel. he walks in with a nod the girl working the brothel perks up
nancy: hello
humba walks straight past.
nancy: oh
you can hear nazis fucking an orgasmic lust of paid flesh.
a german is in the toilet whistling “ the way you make me feel”
humba walks in wand kicks open the cubicle the nazi pulls out a luger and is stabbed in the chest with a pair of scissors then slicing his throat in the chaos the toilet roll spills on the floor
…
humba exits the toilet now dressed as gestapo
humba:va
the man sits dead on the toilet covered in blood
…
“THE DEATH CIRCUS” appears
a train passes a live classical band full of chellos and violins is at the gate
grim: i formally welcome you! to the death circus !
the band intensifies
a tattoo gun rings
grim: this is how we count you
three jews wrists are marked with numbers
the jews stand naked and lifeless
3 tattoos are done
the number reads
2476.759
and the second
1865.7999
grim: haircuts!
one jews head is shaved
the jews stand lifelessly but now bald and thinner
grim: heres where you eat!
the food slops from the laddle of the kitchen hand
twenty jews stand lifelessy
grim smells the gruel paste of food
grim: yum yum
…
grim: heres where you sleep!
jews stand naked priceless
quick cut to the jews lay in the hard wooden bunks
grim: no standing on the roof, okay? if you get on the roof the only way to get you down will to be to shoot you down
…
…
grim:and thhis, this, is where you clean
hundred jews in the shower vomiting there last breath as the chemical seeps in the shower dining together
sclub 7 plays- bring it all back begins playing
gold is ripped out of the jews mouths 1 by 1
some have three gold teeth
14 floppy dead
the nazis dance in formation as theatrical as thriller but like puppet masters
and birds. a small musical number as teeth are pulled out in a gory display montage
…
a german circus takes place outside the walls of the camp
goebells watches smoking a cigarette and clapping at the wonderful quirk of circus
the clowns take photos
and a bear is in a car
grim enters the high room in which goebells sits a high viewing point
goebells: uhh grim
grim: i mine blinded by light they will not see
goebells: thats not going in the new picture
goebells: the word of your brutality is outstandingly unpopular
grim: are they calling me, the gollum?
goebells racks a line of coke
goebells: no there calling you the….
goebells whispers in grims ear (inaudible)
grim:??
goebells: your supposed to have a line?
grim: WHAT! goodbye
grim exits
goebells continues watching the circus
grim leaves
goebells: hitler faggot pshh
goebells associate: what of grim
goebells: he thinks he is a supreme killer i know
associate: hmm
goebells: “i know but look at him clutch the teet”
scene ext/int beach
australias sunsets as a ship breaches the horizon
an aboriginal drops a spear
100 years later appears
aussie kids smokes a homemade bong
i skrag were the fucks me weetbix
fucking oven ya lost it
oh fuck me with your weetbix
mum: tyler
tyler: yeah ?!!
mum: whens fatal attraction on?
tyler: aw shove a weetbix up ya cunt !!
mum: ya oven fucking lost it
scene end
scene ext/int desth camp
the speaker adresses the camp
mengele: appointment for torish haim
torish: donpupalay
family hug
torish enters a grey drab room
mengele: good day
torish shakes
mengele: were going to see if you have a spine. lie down here for me (in german)
grim is sitting in his office bored chewing bubblegum like a pregnant man with his hands on his belly
he hears screams from the next room
grim: do do do do
*chomp chomp*
he blows a bubble
pi- monkeys fucking by the twos for pi seconds
grim: youll fly when the world convinces you too
ext- dusk-
humba shines a luger on his horse. entering the death camp met with salutes from two officers
humba humba screams the choir
alma-santa sangre plays
naked jews are lined up for the shower shaking in cold
humba walks pass not batting an eye
the choir sings to drums
humba dismounts the horse at the office
the music stops
he enters the building trenchcoat flapping in the wind
humba knocks on the door that reads grim.
grim answers
accent
grim: I..
HUMBA lunges at him puting a pistol in his mouth
grim gets on his knees
grim: dr gold pleased to see you what a surprise
humba: my life
grim: uhh
humba: are you my corden?
grim: (pistol in mouth) no
humba: my neighbour .. lucille
grim: put the gun down i dont want to have to kill all these people again
humba: my butterfly?? are you my butterfly? ARE YOU
ooo ooo my butterfly
grim: you will fall. you will die. and they will all be like your butterfly
humba: my butterfly? maybe line humba: im not here to save my people i cannot be saved
grim: my name is grim hölle leben Nimm mich jetzt g i am forever grateful
grim smiles and takes his hat
grim blows a big bubble with his bubblegum till it pops
-grim- appears
grim appears- 2 ii loved music, erna sack in particular i’d never heard such a woman sing, such a voice, i imagined her killing power to be on par with my own
grim imagines erna sack singing to a audience of sorts and there heads explode one by one in slow motion to the height of her opera vocals its a real performance bar similar to a comedy club, red curtains circle tables in seats of two
humba fires one bullet
grim is hit once blowing his skull out and the second bullet
mengle looks up hearing the shots midway through cutting out a spine
mengele: oop
mengele walks out with a bonesaw in hand and is shot in the shoulder stapling him to the floor by humba.
pow.
humba walks slowly out
the boy screams in visceral terror
humba exits the building hiding from two nazis at the staircase
…
humba tips his hat
humba mounts the horse and exits the death camp slowly
nazis look on in confusion
MONTAGE:
one loaf of bread
kid in class recites : 6 million, NOW, aw get them extinct, you stink jueden, The war is worth nothing, we have nothing?, we have love (in yiddish). what did the stars say
act iv- turnover
int boardroom
goebells is in a meeting
GOEBELLS: i have the perfect idea for the new picture.. were going to make a spectacle of this Humbert the killer of our Grim
as his appropiates i wish you to star in it. find the reichs pest wherever he hide. were going to catch that little devil.
fang solo and gordon stand.
GOEBELLS: COSTUMES!!!
salsa music plays
goebells queerly runs through his studio costume department flying like a bird. playing with the coat hangers
gaffer: mark scene 7 take one
Goebells: action
the three stand in uniform and enter the car
- death squad- or -terror squad- appears to a jazz tune
solo sits at a chair smoking a cigarette
fang: my name is private fang: and i am here to do gods and the fuhrers work
i like reading and making love.
gordon: i take photos. my name is gordon. im here to cure the the german people from undesirables.
two flags fly a german and a nazi party flag
solo: My name is solo. im a gestapo i kill vermin!
solo shoots a disabled jew
narration goebells: a devil is among us.. a vile jueden determined on espionage and economic turmulence and death of the german people.. we will struck him out!!!
iconography of the nazi party.
fang: we are sharks..
solo: and we will catch ze fish swimming in our destitude.
goebells: schneiden! okay solo can you come here? can you just say “i will kill every jew, every last jew”
solo nods
goebells: rolling!
solo: i will kill every jew, every jew.
goebells: now fang say this with more att-ti-tude than solo
goebells
goebells: fang, every jew will die by my hand, or die by the hand of my species
fang: every jew will die by my hand, or by the hand of my supreme race
goebells: perfect
goebells: rolling!
gordon: there will be no smiles till every jew has parished.
goebells: good schneiden! love what you did with it gordon beautiful. now we tulgen to the seen of the crime
a swatstika appears a nazi
narration goebells: anywhere the deficient breathing jueden still lurks some hide under floor boards.
jews are marched out from underneath floorboards and herded up from houses.
goebelss: others.. in wardrobes. they could be in your home? in your backyard??. at your dinner table????!
a swatstika flag flys in the wind.
narrator: they will meet DEATH
-death squad- appears
jazz trumpets horn out.
scene-ext/int-day
humba rides his horse by the horizon untill they find a lake
the horse stops to drink he gets off and cleans blood from his hands.
for sometime
looking at himself seeing the monster in himself
the water ripples and a red filter is placed over the water fading in over one second
the water waves place upon the shore in echoing with the crys of the dead neighbourhood
“shlikenshaaa”
“Ugleee”
“mahunsha”
humba trembles
-the death squad-
appears again
goebells: MAKE UP people MAKE UP. i want you killers to look like true german sex cuisine, okay lighting.
this is when we kill the scoundrel; lets find the jew, put another hole in his head.
solo:this man killed germans
fang:one jew is to many jew
gordon: i will have no remorse for a jew corpse
goebells: yes, i like that one alot
scene end
humba is loading his luger in nazi uniform by the lake
he counts on his fingers ,
humbert: eyns
humbert:tsvey
humbert: dray
humbert: fir
humbert: finf
humbert mounts the horse and rides into the landscape
they track humba in a landscape montage
as humba rides quietly
-gordon solo fang killed off possible bygun fire luger
pop pop pop
they drop a ?bullet pops goebells camera?
humba fires one moe to find an empty clip
a shot of gordons camera
gordan: appears: first camera flash and first photo, world war 1 is over newspaper
a shot of solos nazi arm band and name reading Q.Solo
solo: with nana “your my man of the house” “
Fangs dead face shot
fang:eating an apple while seeing his first girl naked ala once upon a time in amez
birds eye and close up of eye then nazi arm and then distorted face
the trigger goes click
goebells prances
goebels: oh….
humba: How did our eyes get so red?
goebells: i think the present owner.. cant count.. silly silly jew
humba: i am the holy
humba reloads the luger
goebelss: you are the dead. goose egg.
humba pushes goebells
humba: walk
goebells: uhh! i am supreme to these, hitler faggots pshh
humba: WALK!
GOEBELLS hands are raised
GOEBELLS: “nigger rape jew” “fuckin spit on you” !
goebells spits at humba
they march over the hills
(goebells is in fur coat)
goebells: all you prayer given slugs ever wanted
goebells falls over from a push
goebells gets to his feet
goebells: i am the man of the century.
humbert: hent royf
subititle: Hands up
GOEBELLS raisies his hands
HUmba:goodbye.
goebells: Kill away… kill me like the good abortion you are…
humba: it is i who deliver you to the devil. (yiddish)i am the angel of death.
GOEBELLS : i am the man of the century! fuck you and your jew mouth.
pop
ARHHHHHHHHHHH
goebells is shot and falls to the floor his blood translates with the lake
Goebells appears:
narration-
History may claim there ‘is” a solution in which we only killed forty maybe 50 but the pretty pictures speak not only a thousand years for all that of a thousands years of the third reich.
goebells: goebells plays with a toy car by a chess game his father sets up chess game. the wheels spin. german): the apple does not fall far from the tree, it is our legacy.. our wit our charm in victory and our legacy my son, sit, play with me.
goebells how do you play
blood drowns the chessboard. frame locked on the chessboard
a bird flys through the window and smashes a framed picture of a young goebells
a german family is eating dinner three girls and a man
knock knock
the father gets the girl to open the door
crate: get.. door!
a girl answers the door
girl: heil hitler
crate: come in sit down
humba enters still dressed as a nazi, the girl sits back down
the father is eating with his mouth open
crate: heil hitler
humba: heil hitler
crate: oh, pull up a chair, have a plate
the family eat there steaks
the man chews
the daughter chops her steak
another daughter burps
the man chews
THE MAN CHEWS
humba looks blankly disgusted and out of reason
THE MAN CHEWS
THE MAN CHEWS
crate: where are you from
humba: listal
THE MAN CHEWS
crate: lovely place
humba: da
crate: what brought you here
the daughters chew
a daughter cuts the steak
THE MAN CHEWS
crate: say something
the man chews mouth full and open
crate: what brings you here
THE MAN CHEWS
humba: funeral
THE MAN CHEWS
the man chews
humba bows in disgust
THE MAN CHEWS
flashbacks appear screams of the flashbacks
crate: ahhh terrible news. not like our good germans killing them softly, gods work.
the MAN CHEWS
the man chews
the man slices his steak
the man chews
THE MAN CHEWS
the man chews
THE MAN CHEWS
THE MAN CHEWS
humbas eye drops one tear
the man chews
THE MAN CHEWS
a car drives past exposing humbas nose
synths charm and the candles from hannukah appear ala exorcist when the demon face appears
crate: jewish!?!!
humba pulls out his luger and pops the father in the centre of his head
the girls pull out of there seats
silence
Humba puts the gun in his mouth
Humba: Life. A groyser tzuleyger
he blows his brains out, his head smacks the empty plate on the table below him breaking it. `
UGLEE appears
YELLOW SUBTITLED: of god
the girls scream as there chairs pullout
…
humba is at a hospital bed his wife is giving birth. a baby is born the mother lives..
humba: this is the happiest day of my life
humba pokes his babies nose
she is crying then he touches her nose and she stops crying
baby:ooo
humba: “butterfly”.
los lobos-we belong together plays
fin
notes:
-rewrite how humba finds where the camp is
rewrite-
escape of jews- maybe did a runner* conversation conversation conversation escape naked
thank you: Rebecca, Nagi and Emily ,
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Sorry this took so long, my phone delete my answers so I had to recover them x 1. Who was the last person you held hands with? Dani 🐼
2. Are you outgoing or shy? Outgoing but I can become very shy In certain situations
3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? My friend coming back from Sheffield, seeing my Lovely panda at some point and pretty excited for Macklemore in April!
4. Are you easy to get along with? I think so. Though if you’re a Tory or just a twat then we might clash
5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you? I hope so. But otherwise I’m pretty good at looking after myself
6. What kind of people are you attracted to? Kind people. Good
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now? No idea. Lets just wait and see
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind? Wondering if my dad has brought a new flat yet
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? Not anymore. My mum spoke to me about sex the other day so it’s become a much more of an open topic. I won’t get to personal with strangers though.
10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? Gabby the other night, we were on the phone for like two hours whilst in my pjs drinking a glass of wine in bed. It was great.
11. What does the most recent text that you sent say? Nearly bed time. I miss you too.
12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now? II. Shadows - Childish Gambino Curious- Hayley Kiyoko You’re the one- Dr. Vades Told you so- Miguel Danger- Jkay Ft Shola Ama (acoustic) Honestly give them all a listen because they’re all so great for a Friday feeling
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair? ALWAYS. Well what’s left of my hair :P
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?Not anymore really. I don’t believe the universe makes your life up or has anything planned for you. You decide that for yourself.
15. What good thing happened this summer? I got a job? I suppose that’s a good thing
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Yes please. Bill Sykes
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?There must be, not necessarily in our solar System or galaxy but out there in the universe of expanding space surly?
18. Do you still talk to your first crush? Not really no, it’s been a long time.
19. Do you like bubble baths?I’m not really allowed them because of my eczema so I prefer showers anyway
20. Do you like your neighbors? I don’t mind them yeah apart fromNext door fill my room with the smell of fags and he has squirrel traps! But he does set them free after dark in a local park hahaha!
21. What are you bad habits? Nail biting. Chewing on my lip ring. Slurping my tea. Singing badly. Forgetting things really easily. Getting toothpaste down myself. Having ice creams or whipped creams smeared all over my face when I have it.
22. Where would you like to travel? Thai land. America, especially New Orleans. Canada. Iceland. Ireland. Back to Mexico. So many places really.
23. Do you have trust issues? Continuously. Trying my hardest to break out of them.
24. Favorite part of your daily routine? Going to bed? Or if it’s a Friday heading to the pub
25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with? My hips, fingers, thighs, feet and teeth. I know that’s not one thing but still
26. What do you do when you wake up? Get straight in the shower and put some music on
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker? I wish my skin was clear of eczema! I dunno, I like being more tanned because them im not so pasty
28. Who are you most comfortable around? Some close friends like Gabby, Bryn, Rose and some family members
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up? Lol no.
30. Do you ever want to get married? Maybe one day but I’m not really thinking about all that now.
31. If your hair long enough for a pony tail? God no, there’s just about enough for a quiff
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? Alycia debham carey Lynn Gunn Kristen Stewart The list could go on and on ...
33. Spell your name with your chin. I’m on the tube this should be interesting ... Woohoo (apparently that’s my name)
34. Do you play sports? What sports? Rugby
35. Would you rather live without TV or music? This is so hard since I’m watching so many Netflix box sets at the moment. But a life without music, I could not do.
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? Yep.
37. What do you say during awkward silences? How about those dolphins?
38. Describe your dream girl/guy? Lynn Gunn. Done.
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in? H&M, Uniqlo, urban outfitters, two seasons, vans, ASOS
40. What do you want to do after high school? Mate way past that, I’ve surrendered myself to the system already and have a job
41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? Depends what that person has done.
42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean? I’m upset, something on my mind or I really just don’t feel like talking. Sometimes pain makes me quiet.
43. Do you smile at strangers?Well I currently had a man fall asleep on me on the tube and me along with the whole carriage were smiling at each other so yes
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean? Outer space
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning? My job. My friends who make me get out of bed. Apart from that not much.
46. What are you paranoid about? The threat of people always leaving me
47. Have you ever been high? I was high the other night, for like an hour and that was it.
48. Have you ever been drunk? Me drunk? Never! (Biggest lie told)
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about? Probably yeah, most likely something at work
50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore? Black
51. Ever wished you were someone else? Always.
52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself? Physical: my body Myself on a whole: self esteem
53. Favourite makeup brand? ...yeah I can’t wear that either really
54. Favourite store? Vans
55. Favourite blog? Lezlorde
56. Favourite colour? Too hard, I like red, purple and blue
57. Favourite food? Pasta probably
58. Last thing you ate? An apple
59. First thing you ate this morning? A bacon sandwich
60. Ever won a competition? For what? I won best forward for the 2nds team at my rugby club, was so honoured for that
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?Nah just a load of detentions
62. Been arrested? For what? So far all clear
63. Ever been in love? Yes...
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss? It was an awkward dare.
65. Are you hungry right now? Starving!
66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends? Some but I don’t know most of my Tumblr friends so hey there people :D
67. Facebook or Twitter? Facebook
68. Twitter or Tumblr? Tumblr.
69. Are you watching tv right now?I wish, I’m in Vauxhall in my van waiting to pick something up
70. Names of your bestfriends? Gabby. Bryn. Pebbles. Holly.
71. Craving something? What? Pizza so badly!
72. What colour are your towels? Blue
72. How many pillows do you sleep with? 2, 1 for each heads.
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals? You leave my bear, lion and tramp alone!
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have? I have 3 at Home and some more else where
75. Favourite animal? Lions
76. What colour is your underwear? Black with florescent band
77. Chocolate or Vanilla? Vanilla
78. Favourite ice cream flavour? Bubblegum
79. What colour shirt are you wearing? Grey
80. What colour pants? Blue jeans
81. Favourite tv show? Parks and Recs or Stranger Things
82. Favourite movie? Stop. That’s insane you can’t have 1 film. Top of my head is like The birdcage, someStar Wars, Mean Girls, some Tarantinos and Moonlight.
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2? Mean girls
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street? Mean girls
85. Favourite character from Mean Girls? Damien
86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo? The little octopus that says “awww you guys made me ink!” Or the French shrimp Jacque
87. First person you talked to today? Rose
88. Last person you talked to today? The day is not over!
89. Name a person you hate? Donald trump
90. Name a person you love? Lynn Gunn
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now? So so many people
92. In a fight with someone? Not really I don’t think. We just don’t talk.
93. How many sweatpants do you have? 2
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? 6 (not enough)
95. Last movie you watched? The Personal Shopper
96. Favourite actress? Don’t really have one, there’s no many!
97. Favourite actor?Again I have too many
98. Do you tan a lot? Not by living in England I don’t
99. Have any pets? 1 very old cat that I love dearly
100. How are you feeling? Hmmm a little tired and flat but I just need to get a drink in me
101. Do you type fast? Way too fast I make so many mistakes
102. Do you regret anything from your past? I regret letting people in too easily. Saying some things and getting drunk too much
103. Can you spell well? Fuck no
104. Do you miss anyone from your past? My grandmother
105. Ever been to a bonfire party? Yep quite a few
106. Ever broken someone’s heart? Sorry max 💙
107. Have you ever been on a horse? Indeed
108. What should you be doing? Downing a pint in the pub, reading more and probably getting some decent sleep tonight
109. Is something irritating you right now? My skin, people and myself
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt? How about those dolphins ?!
111. Do you have trust issues? Yep. Good drake song though.
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of? My mum. On Tuesday
113. What was your childhood nickname? Oidie. Elkin. BS. Eli
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state? London? Indeed
115. Do you play the Wii? I haven’t got one but I love the baseball and bowling
116. Are you listening to music right now? I was listening to the radio but now I’m watching The end of the Fucking world
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup? Don’t hate it
118. Do you like Chinese food? Love it
119. Favourite book? To kill a mockingbird
120. Are you afraid of the dark?When walking home by myself sometimes but generally no.
121. Are you mean? Not usually. I can be if you really hurt me
122. Is cheating ever okay? No. Unless someone treats you abominably then maybe but usually you shouldn’t do that shit. It fucks people up.
123. Can you keep white shoes clean? Not for long. Don’t take white converses to Notting Hill carnival
124. Do you believe in love at first sight?No. It’s gradual
125. Do you believe in true love? Not sure anymore.
126. Are you currently bored? At work sometimes At life sometimes But I’m trying so hard not to be
127. What makes you happy? Photographs Memories of my grandparents my pets Christmas Friends Nights out in London My lion tattoo
128. Would you change your name? No. I like Ellie. Suites me
129. What your zodiac sign?Leo.
130. Do you like subway? I love it. Haven’t had it for ages though. Bacon and chicken ranch or turkey is peng
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? Did you not notice my rainbow flag outsideMy house? I’d be extremely flattered but if I didn’t fancy them I would let them down so gently
132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? Didn’t we have this ? Gabby. On the phone and in person . We were up until 2 am. ICan’t wait to have that girl back!
133. Favourite lyrics right now? “TensionBetween us just like picket fences”
134. Can you count to one million? 1...2..3...4 (how much time you got?)
135. Dumbest lie you ever told? “I’m not drunk I’ve just got food poisoning” 13 year old underage drinking Ellie
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?Closed
137. How tall are you? 5,7 (nearly 8!)
138. Curly or Straight hair? Curly
139. Brunette or Blonde? Don’t care
140. Summer or Winter? Hmmm I like both but if I had to choose one summer because it’s better for my skin
141. Night or Day? Day
142. Favourite month? December
143. Are you a vegetarian? No but I’m seriously considering it
144. Dark, milk or white chocolate? I like all three but milk chocolate is great
145. Tea or Coffee? Tea tea tea
146. Was today a good day?It’s been okay, still at work and I’ve got the doctors later. Have to see if I can have counselling as well. Just in a bit of pain still and tired but all good
147. Mars or Snickers? Mars
148. What’s your favourite quote? “Growing old is compulsory. Growing up is optional”
149. Do you believe in ghosts? Not really but I’m open
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?
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I saudade him and everything that has to do with him, everyday!
From the minute I saw him put his glasses on and open his mouth to speak, I felt comfortable and safe. I was instantly attracted to him, and i will never forget that feeling, a warmth in my heart. It was exciting, even the way we met so unexpectedly like the work of god or the universe at that exact moment in time. I gave him a chance, and i don’t know why i just felt like i had too. I definitely feel like our souls have crossed paths in another life, and it was perfect their as well. Out of billions of people in the world i found him, so randomly and to me that’s so beautiful. He is my soul mate. He loved me even though I am black, Muslim, come from a super strict family, and that I live thousands and thousands of miles away from him (all of which have very negative connotations). Vanilla guy and chocolate girl, its nice to see that it’s becoming a lot more common around the world!
I am so honoured I was the first girl to meet ur family and I hope you know that I love all of them. Yeah I haven’t known them for years and have only spent like 3 days in their presences but I Iove them jimmy. Your mother is so special to me she is my R! But just know I will always be there for her, ok! if anything happens. For all of you!
After the first month…nah even the first two weeks of talking to him I knew I loved him, he was so fucking special how couldn’t I..he was/is everything I love in a partner. I loved our first encounter we were so nervous and scared in person and our first awks kiss and every kiss I ever gave him after that and every hug <3 and I loved when he got on one knee (well i forced him too haha) and gave me nala (as we were both wearing nothing) and asked me to be his gf <3 haha we were crazy. I even loved the way i told him i loved him at Stonebridge park on our 10 mins walk to the train-station. That was the first time he knew how strict my parents were..something i never wanted him to know because i knew it would be so fucking difficult and we’d break up over their opinion one day. It was not the most romantic place to say i love you, (i mean i was in tears and freaking out) but it just came out, but when he ran back up towards me and surprised me as i was waiting for the train in tears, i will never forget when he said he loved me too and wished he said it first and was feeling that way for a long time.
He’s is my best friend, and i pray he’ll always be there for me as my best friend even if we aren’t together. He is the only man that has ever wanted to know everything about me, and that i was completely open to sharing who i am really am and that’s so special…no one has ever care about me that much. You know I’m not the type of girl that dates a lot or wants to fuck around. I’m a one man type of girl. And I miss him, and I want to tell him im sorry if he is hurting i don’t know if he is. I don’t know how he is feeling, he is very good at hiding. So he can be very mysterious in that way, and i love that in men. But if you are hurting in anyway, I’m so sorry, and I wish I could take all your pain away and suffer for you. It might sound crazy ok but i’d die for you and I would love you in sickness and in health. I really pictured one day being Mrs. Jimmy, it would have been a dream come true for me because you are all i’ve ever dreamed about and want. And you’ll forever be so special to me. I might not be with you, but my heart still cares deeply for you.
So my long essay below is just a little bit of what I love about you Jimmy, and I wish I told all of this to you in person to your face when I had the chance. I wish I told you I loved you every day and I wish you could feel how much I truly meant it.
First off jimmy is hilarious seriously soooo funny and gets my weird sense of humor. He’s tall (yeah i’m finally admitting he’s tall) 😂 and smart as fuck! I’ve learnt so much from him. He is so nerdy (actually smexy) in the cutest way, and he’s not like any guy his age which is honestly the best thank god! He respects women so much <3 Love that he rates things, and researches so deeply about everything he purchases. Haha and the way he explains it to me a thousand times…and even though I don’t really care, I just love to listen to how happy he is when he explains it and I could listen to him for an eternity. I love watching his nerdy youtube video about tv shows, and his ‘how to become a better public speaker’ youtube videos. He always trying to learn something and better himself and it’s amazing to see him grow. I love that we have the same tastes in tv shows and movies (kinda..i guess i like romance a bit more haha) <3 and that he watched chewing gum with me even though i forced him to, but he secretly liked it. It was times like those that i miss! the simpler times. Oh and i’d watch tv shows he liked..honestly i loved the crown, i still have to finish up the last 3 episodes..wish it was with him but at least he watched it with his mama. It was a very educational tv show, and i do love it.
I love that he’s paranoid, and scared to try new things. But he eventually tries new things it just takes a while and he has too be very cautious (not like me haha). I love that he’s the only person i’ve ever met that brushes his teeth after lunch and not after breakfast. He’s a good texter, actually the best! And probably the only person that understand my fucked up texts because they never make sense. He’s so mature, understanding, and really cares about everything. I love looking at him when he doesn’t know i am (which is a lot), he’s a masterpiece and every movement of his face and body is truly a work of art. His soul is so pure, like his mother’s and father’s and brother’s. I love his huge personality, his lips, eyes, beard, hair, chest, arms, stomach, toes, legs everything about him is so beautifully gorgeous. I LOVE HIS MANHOOD, in all its stages, it is so PERFECT!!! I have no regrets about anything! I love how he naturally smells, it is soo nice and I feel like I’ve imprinted on him like a wolf. I can’t get his smell out of my mind (sounds weird but it’s true). I love how he tastes :D and I love his hips, even though he doesn’t I do. I love that he trusts me with scissors if you know what I mean you really have too trust a person too do that, and i love giving him massages and receiving them from him. I love that i know he would never hit me or lay a finger on me, he is just so gentle and loving. I love that he makes me want to dress sexier and look sexy for him, because his opinion is the only thing I cared about. I love feeling him grow under his pants and I love that look I give him when I want to rip his clothes off and he tells me to stop looking at him in that way.
I love love love that he’s Portuguese 😍 and I love his accent so much. It was such a huge turn on for me, the main reason i was so intrigued with him in the beginning. As well as his low sexy voice. I love his culture, and country and i loved learning more and more about it from him. Love when he says things wrong in English, but that I never correct him coz I understand him 10000%. I love giving him Hickeys on his neck and I love that he calls them hiccups. I love that he called muscles..muskuls haha so fucking cute. I love giving him head massages on the train and when he’s driving (anywhere really) just running my fingers through his hair. I love biting his beautiful sexy neck and his ear and whispering all the things I want to do to him. I love messing with his nipples, haha he hates it. I loved biting his chin just a little, even though it hurt him a bit he always got mad…I stopped doing it eventually coz my baby (ex baby) said it hurt a lot and I never wanted him to feel any pain. I love that he always tried his best to make me laugh when I was feeling down. And that he always told me everything was going to be ok. I love that he still stays with simba after all these years and isn’t afraid to say he has a stuff animal, so manly and now he has sabrina protecting him. Love the way he sleeps with one leg in and out of the covers and also when I try to wake him up in the morning, but he always finds a finds a way to cuddle me and get me back to bed and all quiet. Love making sure he’s ok in life and that he tells me, and trusts me when things are not going so well because he knows im always there for him. I love that he never likes to waste food, and he always finishes mine. I love that he used to hate when I would ask strangers for help, most of the time I did it just to piss him off haha. I love how happy we were when we went to a costa and that we would both never step foot into a starbucks. I love how competitive we are with each other. I love that he loves soup and I wanted so badly to learn how to cook all his favourite dishes, especially from his mother so I could make it for him. I love how he is with buckbeak, coz i pictured our future pets and how happy he’d be with them. I love that one piece of hair that always falls on his forehead and how annoyed he’d get about it.
I Loved watching him drive and I loved going to the beach with him and annoying him, i could go everyday!! Love that his mums his real bff ❤ Love that he always tries to think positively, even though it’s easier to think negatively. I love the way he dances (it’s so bad, but he tries so hard it is so cute) and that he sings along to every song even if he doesn’t know all the words. And I love when he puts a show on for me, because those dance moves are one of a kind. I love the way he would grab me sometimes when another man looked at me, he was claiming his territory but he didn’t need to because no man could ever replace him. I love that he would make sure that I’m well fed, coz I don’t eat that well sometimes… and the way he chews his food so loudly. The way he helps out around the kitchen and house and can cook a little. I love that I know he’d NEVER EVER cheat and I trusted him 100000%, he’s not that kind of man. I love flirting with him, the way he sounds when he wants to U know. I loved making him feel relieved and I know I would never get tired of seeing him happy and relieved, if you know what i mean :D Also love when he bits his lips, and the vein’s he has on the back of his arms. I love all the little black freckles around his body and the little chest hair he has. I love that he thinks he’s getting bald but that i’ve prayed he wouldn’t and believe he wont…even if he does i’d kiss that bold head every fucking day.
I love us as sabrina and Alex!!! I loved that he used to tell me he loved my lips the natural color they were..no one has ever told me that. I love that whenever i first saw him..i’d put so much make-up and he’d hate it and after that i’d just do my eyebrows and i felt beautiful in my own skin and he didn’t mind. I love his presence and the way he touches my body so softly, also the way he hugs me. Our naked cuddles, and fuck me he was getting so good at his oral game just needed a bit more practice. Love the feel of his kissing my neck, Honestly he turns me on so much, and turns me into a sex crazy maniac which is cool. God he has the most perfect ass, so juicy i love it. I love that he’s not afraid to try the craziest things with me everywhere and anywhere. I love the little moments we had in person, like laughing on the train or on a walking tour..gosh i miss those moments they were so full of pure love. I love that i know which side of his face he thinks is the sexy side and which one he thinks is the nerdy side, but to me both sides make up the face the most handsome guy i know. I love the little black dot he has behind on of his ears. I love the way he would grab my hand when we are walking or puts his hands on my hips to guide me through a crowd of people. I love his dry lips. I love that he traveled to see me 4 times! Best parts of my university and I can’t wait to tell my grandchildren about our adventures with my first love. He’d always get mad when I lost something, but he always looked so damn cute, or the way he triple checks everything when he travels. I love that he would sometimes just laugh at my clumsiness, because he knew I just can’t help it. I love that he has goals in life, and wants to be super successful. I love that even tho I sometimes feel super insecure about the beautiful females around the world that he could be with, he always reassured me that he was mine… was is the key word 😔 It’s ok though i’m hopeful everyone of my friends…even his beautiful mum and mum’s best friend all believe we might have a second chance (hope then it lasts, i believe it will). Don’t know if its gonna be in a year or two or even when we are 60 but i know in the back of my mind as life goes on i’ll always be hoping for that day to come.
I love how childish he is, and he isn’t afraid to be. I love that he can put up with my craziness haha. I love his sharp teeth, and I love how cute he looked as a baby so fucking adorable and he knows it. I love that he’s the first person that has gotten me to look at the world differently (and i know he has learnt a lot form me as well), and he always pushes me to do better because he believes in me the same way i believe in him. I hope i made him him that he is destined for greatness. I love that he used to hate when i said nevermind, but i’d eventually let me know haha he hates that word. Jimmy is just so strong mentality and i admire him for that. I love how happy and in the zone he gets when he plays the PS4 😂 she’ll always be his mistress. I love how he taught me to keep happy aspects in life to your loved ones and closets friends only and not to share it to the world. I love that when I want to try super crazy things, that I might regret, he doesn’t tell me not to do it he just talks to me and always gets me to reason. I love that even though his friends said they would never date a black girl he did and didn’t give a shit. You could say he’s a rebel. I love when he talks to strangers and when he’s nervous but confident at the same time. I love how perfectly our bodies mesh together when we spoon. I love how his face brightened up every time I snuck back into bed at 2am in the morning, and he’d open up the covers for me and he’d just cuddle me and hold me close and we’d fall asleep so quickly. I love that he respected me while I was fasting, and he even respected my sister when she was. I honestly did believe we could live in a household together as one with two different religions, I never cared. I just love him for who he is…it most mostly for my families sake really. Whatever doesn’t matter now i guess. I love that we’d dance in the kitchen when we were doing chores together. I loved that we both surprised each other with our skills when we did activities, because theirs still a lot we never go to do together. I love the face he makes when he’s concentrating and that I always need to tell him to relax it. I love that “back straight” always rings in my head even when he’s not around. I love that I’m able to tell him almost everything, and he would listen and be there for me and would never judge me. I love how generous he is, and that he gives to charity even tho he doesn’t have much. I love how humble he is, he’s not cocky (well maybe just a bit haha). I love the way he looks at him himself in the mirror and is like yup I’m so fresh and handsome (coz he really is). I love that since the time we have been dating his sense of style has improved so much. I love when he tries to impersonate accents and acts out characters, like his stupid British accent. I love how goofy he is, and when we plays sports he’s so good at everything. Gosh it’s such a turn on. I love when he watches football and changes his team on that OSM app like a beautiful kid on Abby every day. I love when he tries to explain something to me 1000% times, even though I mostly know what he is talking about I just like it when he says it again and again he gets frustrated poor thing. I loved that he saw a future of us together, and boy was it amazing. I loved watching him put on some music and clean up his dishes after dinner, he always used to take his sweet time. I love the voice he makes when he’s like “your my gf and i’m your bf and we’re bf and gf and we’re special”. I loved studying with him through skype, he really did help me stay focus. It was nice to see his beautiful face on the side of my screen. I love when some rare nights we’d stay up on whatsapp call and talk suer late and then he’d just fall asleep with the call still going and i’d hear his beautiful breaths. I love that he takes a bite of a burger and then eats some fries and then back to the burger…like who does that? haha. Also i actually love that checked shirt i told him i hated, i’ve never missed it so much.
I love that he tried with my family and siblings the much he could, he was so beautifully kind even though my family is just so difficult. But it they were lucky enough to get to know him, they would love him just as much as i do. I love/don’t love when he cries..but can honestly tell whether it’s happy or sad tears…he just rubs his eyes a lot under his cute glasses. He’s sometimes insecure about his glasses and has to take them off during the day…even tho poor thing can’t see so well. But i love him with and without his glasses. Love that he is afraid of anything touching his beautiful brown eyes, but i still think he should get laser eye surgery (but i respect that is he afraid, i’d hold his hand if he ever got it..i’d be right by his side and i’d take care of him after). I love that he loves man bracelets, they are sexy as fuck but I never got him any and I wish I did. I love that he’s competitive, and always wants to learn and improve in all aspects of his life. I love love love that he loves to travel and explore (like me) and that he loved going on free walking tours and museums like the beautiful nerd he is..turned me into one 😂 love when he answers questions In a crowd and the way his face lights up when people are interested in him being Portuguese. I love his stiff hand gestures and that movements his hand makes when he’s nervous. I think i’m the only one that has notice how stiff he is, love teaching him to loosen up and use his shoulders (he was trying :D). I love that all my friends said he was the perfect bf, and that i should never let him go. They said we looked happy and perfect together. I love that when I was at home by myself scared, he’d call me and let me listen to the the noise of his family so my home felt full. I love when he’d let me creep on Skype just because I asked. I love that he cares so much that he cared enough to proof read my boring essays, and correct me. Like however, haha just joking…I also loved living with him, it was amazing he is the perfect living partner and i was getting used to it!! I love that as much as i tried, we’d always end up (after cuddling) facing the opposite directions to sleep. Like i did try, guess i just gave up haha coz no matter what side of the bed i slept he would always face the other way. I love that we have a hell of a lot of common interests yet we are still so different. I love that he accepted me for all that I am he is. I am sorry if you felt like i wanted too change you, i don’t i love you..but i guess my family really messing everything up huh. I love that he tried so hard when I said I didn’t feel enough panda from him, but the next time we were together he made sure he damn well was an amazing panda and I never complained. You see he’s a good learner, i’d give him an A++, because I could tell he was really trying and i felt so much love from him. I love when he occasionally randomly told me i was beautiful, it made me feel so good inside yo. Or when he told me he liked my hair a certain way or he liked what i was wearing. I love when he surprises me, because i love surprises and i don’t get them that often <3 love that he has soft hands, coz he’s a king and never does the dirty work. loved that he always gets so tired poor thing, when he used to sleep on the train and lay his head on my shoulder like a big beautiful baby. I loved watching him laugh so hard on the dinner table with his fam bam <3 He has the most perfect smile, and i loved making him laugh so much his eyes would disappear and his smile would get so big sometimes he would laugh so much he’d tear up haha. And i loved staring at him when he was never looking, i did it a lot. Or when he was checking out other girls, he was so bad at hiding it but i didn’t mind it was a fun game i played with myself. He looked at asses more than anything, thank god i have an okay one. But we were cool, i didn’t never cared that he watched adult videos, some girls do care.. but heck its life i never got pissed it was cool. Actually i love how open and loving our communication was about everything, i think we managed to build amazing communication skills. Plus i loved how he would never understand why i hated going through instructions, so he’d help me out once in a while..he’d get a bit angry haha. Also how he would always have something smart to say about my amazing/right theories, like you should never update ur old computer or phone coz it slows it down. Huge companies are evil like that and that’s just companies way of messing up your devices so you buy their new products..BOOM facts (mic drop ooooo). Loved how he never ever fucking listened to me about drinking hot water with lemon, honey, and ginger when he was sick or using an old t-shirt to dry his hair because towels pull hair out. He is so hard headed, but i love him man. I love him in all his moods and his good and bad days, i still love him. I love that he always managed to say the right things when i’m mad at him about some stupid thing. And i love that when he actually apologises, its so genuine and i can feel his love. I can never stay mad at him, i just can’t.
I love the way he speaks and bonds with his family, and the way he shows them so much love and kindness. I want my future family to be just like his! I love play fighting with him and making him fall off the bed. Because we all know i’m the WWE champ, he kinda sucks haha. I love watching him drink his cafe latte and eat a donut. And the face he makes when food tastes so good. I love annoying the shit out of him and being too hype, coz he gets all happy even tho he says he doesn’t like it (he does, because secretly I know). I love his great memory, and the chicklip, forlip, liplip, noselip all the lips he gave me and he liked mine too mianly the chicklip he liked them more than kisses haha what a weirdo. I love that he’s not afraid to be different and doesn’t care what people think. He really doesn’t care what people think. I LOVE Nala, Stuart, Simba, and Sabrina we were the most perfect family ❤ I love how hardworking he is and that he always gives the best advice. I love that he always wants to make others happy, and that he hated seeing me cry.I love that sometimes he doubts himself especially with his degree and sometimes his work ability, but i just want him to know i truly believe in him. And i know he can do anything in this world he sets his mind too. Love that i’m the only one that can call him jimmy fucking neutron haha.
I love that even when we argued and I was a dick who always had a problem with him..he wouldn’t say anything mean to me or argue and he tried so hard not to be like me.. so I wouldn’t see that side of him. He is always so beautifully positive <3 I love that I know he’d be the greatest father on planet earth in the future, and boy was I lucky to even be considered to have had a future of raising kids with him. I mean those golden genes are so beautiful <3 but it’s just the person he is..his future kids will have the worlds greatest father! I love that he thinks his hair is blonde when it really isn’t, ok fine it has a little blonde but he’s a brunette my favorite kind <3 I love how he is with my friends, I love that he doesn’t judge anyone for who they are. I love the look he gives me when you know, and the noise he makes you know. I loved those times we’d just laugh so hard in the middle of “you know” haha i was just so comfortable with him..i love him. I love how happy we both got every time we’d see each other in person (actually he got mad 2 times we saw each other coz my stupid ass was late but he got over it fast) And how happy we where when we counted down the days..like T-6 day! I love the weird faces he makes when he dances they are just so creepy. I love when he picks his monkeys and does it anyway even tho it’s super gross, but he’s comfortable enough too do that in front of me..it’s still nasty. I love watching him workout and get all sweaty. I love that he texted me everyday and night and that that alone would put the biggest smile on my face. I love our night time whatapp calls, fuck i could talk to him all night. Also that he waited a year and a half for me, he never pressured me to do anything I didn’t want to do!! If that is not a man you should never let go of then I don’t know who is. He is so polite and is honestly the best male in the world no one compares to him, not even one bit. I am so blessed he’s in my life, even he is a friend right now because I love how he’s helped me grow as a person and has taught me so much and will continue too. He truly has a bright and beautiful soul. And I will always, without a doubt, love this man and all that he is forever! I just loved that he tried his best with me, as much as he could. He is my home, where ever he is i’m 100% comfortable and safe and happy. I could go on and on about the millions of things I love about him (seriously this is nothing). We have had a beautiful experience together..and If you didn’t already know this jimmy, i love you from the top of our big ass combined foreheads to the bottom! Always and forever.
I think now i’ve said my peace with everything, more like wrote my peace haha (bad joke) lol…but at least one day he might read all of this and know. I have so many unforgettable memories i share with him that are so beautiful, but i’m hopeful for what the future has in store for the both of us. I don’t think our beautiful story is over just yet. It’s just came in the wrong time for now but our time will come again, i know it will, if your open too it (coz hell too the fuck yes i am).
Thank you for everything, it was the biggest honor being your gf even if it was cut short. I only wish you good fortune and pure happiness for the many years to come. And no matter where life takes you i will always be there for you and so will my guardian angel, you can always count on me and her haha. It’s the least i could do for all the happiness and love you brought into my life all those months.
My one regret was not saying all of this in person, but at least now i’ve written a little bit of how a feel and have always felt about you. There’s still much so fucking i could write, but i think the word count on this essay has come to a max ;D you know me and my essays haha i always have a lot too say!
I love you!
I sometimes wonder what would have said about me, haha just a thought i guess.
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