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genhenna · 1 year

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my mom made the softest bread ever you can't even comprehend

#it's kinda like a squishy #SO SOFT #୨୧ rambles

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stargirlrchive · 3 months

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soap

#anissa’s rambles ୨୧

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simonrillleyyysss · 3 months

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such a silly little thing but i feel like we can all agree that könig was a MASSIVE baby, right??

he had to be at least ten pounds when he was born, a story his mom tells a lot and i have a huge feeling he would have some big ass kids too

giving birth to his kids would be horrifying, no doubt. you'd probably need a c-section

YES YES HES!!

könig was a big, fat ginger baby. no questions asked, he had the big thighs, big cheeks, rolls on his tummy—he was a BIG boy. he could probably rock his mummy to sleep!!

the first time you meet his mum—he is humiliated. she starts telling you how he used to have stubby, fat little fingers, even pulls out photos from her little binder, gray eyes with curly ginger hair—chubby cheeks squishing together into a little smile :((

has to pull it away from his mum!!

and yes, you best believe your kids are going to be beefy, little redheaded girl with thunder thighs, not as large as him— 8 pounds, but still huge for ur poor body :(( he adores her though!! kisses her cheeks while you slide her clothes on, her legs kicking in the air as she giggled!!!

best fat daddy ‘round, let’s not forget about his dadbod

#konig call of duty #konig x female reader #konig mw2 #konig headcanons #konig x reader #konig x you #konig fluff #konig x gender neutral reader #könig smut #könig call of duty #könig x gender neutral reader #könig x reader #💞} requests open!#💞} riley questions #💞} riley rambles #💞} riley speaks<3 #💞} anon answer!#💞💞💞#⠀ 🎀 ⊹︵︵︵ ⊹ ୨୧ ⊹ ︵︵︵ ⊹ 🎀

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caraphernellie · 4 months

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loser!ellie who randomly blurts out shit like "yeah it's not like i have a huge crush on you or something" "bro do you think they'll assume we're dating?" "haha this almost looks like you're my girlfriend ha ha ha it would be so weird if you were though lol i'm glad you're not" and you're like ??? ok

#⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ rambling #ellie williams headcanons

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celestialwhoree · 1 month

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first of, ofc i have notifs on for you. hello? have you read your work? 🙄

second, not sure if you take requests right now but i’d kill for some simon fluff. been sick in bed for the past few days and been dreaming of that big strong military princess taking care of me🤧

-🦇

Big strong military princess I love him 🎀🫶

"You look fucking terrible, darl." Simon grumbles as he returns to your shared bedroom, where you currently lay wallowing in self pity, darkness, and a mildly concerning fever. You attempt to level him with what you hope is a steely glare, which isn't made very easy with the way your eyes are so swollen you can barely keep them open. "Soup and then bath, or bath and then soup?" He probes, although he's already hoisting you up by the armpits to carry your lank, worryingly sweaty body to the bathroom, where he props you on a little stool as he fills the bath with steaming hot water and epsom salts. "-lusion of choice." You slur, leaning your head back against the cool bathroom tile in the hope of some reprieve from the way your body feels like it's being slow roasted. "Mm. Yeah." The low rumble of Simon's attempt at seeming interested in your incoherent babbling falls on deaf ears as he turns off the tap and sets to work undressing you, throwing your sweaty pyjamas in the direction of the hamper before easing you into the hot bath. The moment you're submerged, you're already attempting to climb from the bath, grabbing for Simon's shoulders as he keeps you in the tub, splashing and hissing like an angry cat. "Needs to be hot, baby, need to sweat that fever out, yeah?" He croons, holding you until you relax back into the water.

Once you're safely settled back under clean sheets, in fresh pyjamas, the hazy figure of your boyfriend returns to the doorway, this time with a bowl of soup and a spoon balanced with one hand, and your hairbrush in the other. "Right, let's get you fed, hey?" He coaxes, attempting to feed you the soup, which you flat out refuse to let him do. Instead you relegate him to brushing and braiding your wet hair as you sip the chicken broth directly from the bowl, sighing deeply as it warms your insides. The warmth of the soup, paired with the fuzzy haze that's settled across your brain like morning mist in the valley, have you practically falling asleep sitting up. "Done?" It's impossible for Simon to miss the way your head begins to droop and your loosening grasp on the soup bowl, which he grabs before you can spill it all over yourself. "Tired." You rumble, barely holding back a yawn as you snuggle back into Simon's chest, falling asleep not long after to the gentle thump of his heartbeat, and the same episode of Real Housewives you've watched at least four times in a row, having had to restart because you kept falling asleep.

I loooove you 🦇 anon! Giving me cute ideas!! Thank you!! I very politely need a buff military man to look after me at all times always for the rest of ever pls🫶 Also 🦇, how do you cope with having notifs on for me all I do is come on here and yap🫣

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lilsluttyy · 9 months

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Imagine just cockwarming neuvillette while he's working and whenever he gets frustrated he just slams deep in you

He's so hot like god I'd like to be punished by him so bad

#x male reader #bottom male reader #genshin impact x male reader #kai rambles #kai˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆

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evera-era · 5 months

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ellie cake ellie cake !!!

#eve rambles ୨୧ ‧₊˚ ⋅#no longer 21 !!

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pinkmirth · 7 months

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this man and his flawless fucking side profile . . .

#he looks soooo good here #it’s a shame i’m not sucking a thousand hickeys onto his neck . . . when will the fantasy end #wanna lick his adam’s apple #i wish he knew how fucking hot he was #my sexy husband #cant wait to see him again in part four!!! prepare to be sick of me >:)#୨୧ — mira yaps!#❥ — reiner!#reiner braun #❥ — rambles!

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starphires · 10 months

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it genuinely makes me go dumb over jake filling out in atwow...

#୨୧ juno rambles.#brain shuts down #hes so pretty n the dad bod suits him sooooo well!!!#might brew smt up abt praising dad bod! jake teehee #hes probably a little insecure that he's not as fit any more :((((#BABY! that is not a problem! you look as good as ever #n hes just so huge too 😞#jake sully #avatar 2009 #atwow #atwow x reader

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v1x3n · 18 days

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Aaahhh!!!

AHHHHH YES AND JOHNNY 1000%

I FOUND A FIC THING OF JOHNNY CATCHING READER READING SMUT AND IY WAS SO HOT!!!

#call of duty #x reader #reader insert #mw2 #cod mwii #cod mw2 #cod x reader #ghost #character x reader #cod #v1x3n's rambles ―୨୧⋆ ˚

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genhenna · 1 year

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i ummm. kinda changed everything in my rentry so please go read it🫶

#dont stare at it too hard it's embarassing #i miss the arc when people only knew two things about me as a person😔#but also i dont #୨୧ rambles

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stargirlrchive · 4 months

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simon is a chronic forehead kisser. you’re obvi a lot shorter than him so it’s just so easy. pulling you in to press a soft kiss on your forehead/temple. laying his chin on the top of your head as he curls your body into his :((

#simon riley x reader #anissa’s rambles ୨୧

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simonrillleyyysss · 2 months

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hi jordi!! may i ask your opinions on simon with a shy reader? how do you think he respond to her and her shyness! apologies if you've done this before! lots of love, aura raye! ᡣ𐭩

love this!!

afab reader

simon’s considerate, well—tries to be, he’s a big, brash man who shoots people for a living; he can’t be all that understanding, but he tries!

going out to the pub with him and the lads? he’s bringing you all to a private booth, letting you hide beside the big mass of muscle you adore—his hand palming gently at the side of your thigh as the lads tried to talk, only receiving soft one word responses!!

he orders for you in restaurants, or talks to the cashier in stores—you want that? okay baby, let him know which one, which starter would you like so he can tell the waiter? don’t stress yourself , gorgeous!

he knows you dislike crowds usually, so if you’re out shopping? he’s got a hand on your waist with fingers curled around your torso—gently mumbling down to you, your hands occupied with your new expensive clothes.

‘need anythin’else, lovie?’

‘um —no..don’t think so..’

‘how ‘bout we head to boots, hm? get y’some new skin stuff.. or whatever.’

tries his best to understand, really!! sometimes you have to remind him of certain things you can and can’t deal with, and he quickly clicks on!! don’t feel afraid to communicate, he’ll listen

if you’re having a no people day, he’ll sit and watch movies with you, letting you rest your head between his tits as he watches his documentary, cupping your ass with his palms intimately, keeping himself respectful.

he always makes you speakup during sex, his fingers pistoning in and out of your wet cunt, watching your lips quiver and eyes tear up, nails digging into the soft bedsheets of his huge bed, tongue lapping at the swollen bud of your clit, humming.

‘simon—oh!’

‘tell me what y’want, baby. y’wanna cum?’

‘i—oh, i—i wanna cum..’

‘speak up, gorgeous.’

doesn’t let you get away with hiding your face either, he’s fucking himself into you, and you bury your face in the pillow? he’s immediately nipping at your breast and yanking your wrists away harshly, holding them above your head :((

if you do well and speak to his mates in public for a small bit, he’ll fuck your throat till your slobbering and sobbing along his length, his fingers pushing your hair out of your face—before shoving you atop his mouth to wreck your pussy!!!

10/10 man

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caraphernellie · 4 months

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this is so ellie

#⋆ ˚｡⋆୨୧˚ rambling #ellie williams x reader #tlou2 x reader

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celestialwhoree · 1 month

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hiii! how r u?

i just had this idea in my mind and i have to write it down lmaoo

imagine Price coming come from a several month long deployment during which he had to go no contact with you and when he arrives home, he finds the nanny with your toddler son and they say you’re at the doctors office. After the nanny leaves Price tend to his son (you know kisses hugs etc whatever, he just missed his so sm.) anyway. he asks his son what he’s been doing while he was away and the kid tells stories enthusiastically and then says ‘i also talk to the baby every day!’ and Price is like huh??? what baby wtf.

fast forward reader comes home later and Price IMMEDIATELY stops you like ‘you’re pregnant?’ and you’re like deer in headlights and apologise and shit. (but obviously you had no way of telling him so…) and then Price reveals that your son spoiled the surprise for him and you’re a nervous mess and then your toddler comes up to you and is like ‘mommy did i do something wrong?🥺’ and you’re just melting because he’s so frickin cute and you both know he will be the best big brother ever!!

idk it might sound ridiculous but i’ve been thinking about this for at least an hour lmaooo also it got really long im so sorry.🫡

I love this!!! I love military men n babies!!! I imagine as well though, Price is only semi surprised every time his wife comes barreling into his office, living room wherever with like 4 positive pregnancy tests because they go at it at it if that makes sense. Like they have a little stash of pregnancy tests in the cupboard under the sink, and after she gets pregnant with kid three or whatever he goes in for a vasectomy because he wants to keep hitting it💕

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lilsluttyy · 2 months

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This isn't an update but it's something I need and want to talk about.

I really do hope you people who reads my work wouldn't mind sharing and reposting this post , this is the end game for Palestine, no not the end game I hope please everyone keep on praying for them for the people for the children who has suffered for the women who had been wronged by the Israeli soldiers for the people who has passed away. For my dear readers who support Israeli please block and unfollow me.

And some people still think Israel is the one suffering don't bring up October 7th to me bec the genocide had begun awhile back don't bring up hamas to me because this is not about hamas this is about innocent Palestinians suffering and this is about how cruel Israel is how cruel they are to block humanitarian aid for Palestine

#free palestine #kai˚୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆#kai rambles #all eyes on rafah #free gaza

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