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longeyelashedtragedy · 2 months

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Bodyswap... time travel.... Coffee shop

Bodyswap trope...I just read a book that had impeccable body swapping, so I feel like it can be done, but I don't think I'd want it in a fic. I'd give it a D

Time travel...Giving it an A! I really like time travel. Of course, the one you wrote gets an A+.

Coffee shop...D. I just don't get it and it feels so old and tired at this point. Like there've gotta be other settings that are similar but slightly more original? But there are very few things that truly make me nope out of something so I'll give it a...D minus instead of an F.

#thundercrack #answered #there was ONE coffee shop au i liked...#who remembers the šejan demon au from like 2018

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the-ic-corner · 2 years

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no one will miss Šime more than Dejan will, but Šejan never dies ❤️‍🩹

#sime vrsaljko #dejan lovren #sejan #everyone's favourite idiots #croatia nt

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theboywiththedejantattoo · 2 years

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Mare Liberum. The Freedom of the Seas.

On the ocean, Dejan can escape his past. In the crowded pubs near the docks, he can drown his pain in liquor and men.

And he can fall in love again.

[Rated E]

Chapter 10 is up! Finally the two of them uh...consummate their relationship, as it were. The link will take you right there.

Note that certain fics of mine are temporarily registered users only, including this one (though idk who’s reading it who isn’t a registered user lol)

#writing #originals #sejan #šejan #mare liberum

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addictiveramos · 5 years

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the commentator: not in the foreground but-

šime: no it's not, it's a goal

the commentator: and he scores here for 4-0-

šime: this is worth four goals! let's go!

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šime: *watches the match at home*

dejan: *scores*

šime: *fangirl noises* hE sCorEd mY bAby fUcKing sCoreD!! That's what I'm talking about, yes!

#šejan is here even when its not here #šime is so in love i cant even #šejan #but fr look at him #šime vrsaljko #dejan lovren #croatia #hrvatska #hns #šejan is back #omg #football

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kovacissues · 4 years

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No wonder Dejan got injured, Šime is back from injury...

#i swear they are cursed #dejan lovren #sime vrsaljko #Šime vrsaljko #sejan #šejan

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sejanscookie · 5 years

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and then I just think about all those videos Šime has on his phone, but we never saw them.

Ahhh do I ship them?

#šejan #šime vrsaljko #dejan lovren #football #ship #liverpool #atletico madrid #inter milan

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vrsaljkc · 5 years

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Šime: I'm ugly.

Dejan: And I’m pregnant.

Šime: What?

Dejan: I thought we're saying things that aren't possible.

#sejan #sime vrsaljko #dejan lovren #dejan x sime #šejan #sime x dejan #lovren #vrsaljko

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taishasan · 5 years

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ŠEJAN №5

#Šime vrsaljko #dejan lovren #croatia nt #vatreni #sime vrsaljko #šejan #sejan #video #my edit

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nero-fxrte · 6 years

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Ok which one of y’all wrote this on Sime’s wikipedia page?

#sime vrsaljko #dejan lovren #croatia nt #šejan

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longeyelashedtragedy · 3 months

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oooh modric?

L U K I T A

(i'm already both struggling with the concept of finding just one favorite photo of him, but at the same time i have a very classic go-to hahaha)

favorite thing about them: uh literally everything? if i was raising or helping to raise a boy, i would use luka as a positive role model for non-toxic masculinity. i just adore him in every way. he's not perfect, but he seems like such a good person who operates with intelligence and humility--at the same time he's tough and no pushover! i love his floofy hair and elf face combined with his Manly Voice and best abs in football (and 3rd nipple vibes hahaha...he has a birthmark on his Tits.). plus, his wife Vanja is the queen of wags and in the family photos they seem to be raising their kids to be normal kids--they're not always posed in instagram ready outfits and express their own senses of style instead of wearing cutesy matching outfits (looking at you rakitic family your kids are TOO OLD for that). his football is so sexy and exciting to watch. i will watch his rm highlights and it's just so!!! imagine a lukita & lamps midfield linkup!

also the #old #man #way he #UsesHashtags #😎

also also i like that he is older than i am...i feel like footballers are all 5 years old these days lol

least favorite thing about them: he plays for one of my least favorite teams :( so i never watch him play, lol. but at least rm (as far as i know) treats him decently as an Ancient Player

favorite line: omg...maybe when he cursed out a slovenian ref, "jebem ti mater slovensku u pičku" (def spelled that wrong) ORRR uh the classic when he wrote "I am fucked" in the comments of his ancient insta post

brotp: like...everyone he meets? luka and kova, luka and carli (tho luka ćorluka is def a valid OTP), luka and MARCELO...idk he just seems to bring joy and sunshine to everyone he meets. no wonder his mom called him "my sun" at one of his awards ceremonies.

notp: with messi

otp: i mean....i mean...

R A K I D R I Ć. my first otp of two footballers. it's everything. after all these years i think it still might be my favorite football ship. it gives lamperry in a sense (though lamperry also gives šejan...Interesting) the way Luka makes ivan feel so good and bright and happy and like he belongs (until it all went to shit.). i wish they could have been together somehow, even though vanja is the rare wag i 100% love lol.

(runnerup: modramos)

random headcanon: uhh...lukita is one of those guys who i think is pretty straight, but has some exceptions.

unpopular opinion: STOP CALLING HIM A FUCKING LESBIAN/DYKE i will literally. what the fuck. it ain't cute and saying a man isn't a man bc he has qualities you like? or somehow associate with femininity? is...don't contribute to the problem guys. thank god i haven't seen much of this recently but like...gurguhg it gets my blood Boiling

song i associate with them: ok this is weird...but the only song that makes me think of lukita is "sin pijama" by becky g/natti natasha, and this is only because dejan had an insta video where he's driving to see luka and singing that song into the camera...apparently he wants to see luka in his bedroom without pajamas? modren agenda

favorite picture of them: actually. i'm going into my Archives and posting two random ones

feat. ms VANJA BOSNIĆ herself

#anonymous #answered #lukita

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the-ic-corner · 2 years

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Šluka (šime/lukita), zlatante, domadej, I wish I knew more serie A cause the one I was going to ask already was asked 😂 And I already know this but: Šejan

Šluka is a no from me. Sorry not sorry! Yeah they love each other. Platonically.

Zlatante. I really really wanna know how the first meeting between those two went. What a dream for Ante to play with his biggest crush. I bet he had posters of Zlatan in his bedroom. Now he has Zlatan in his bedroom. Well, not really. I don't think Zlatan goes that far. He must have gotten the hint from Ante. I can see Zlatan go on some kinky powerplay to get Ante all worked up, but then he'll laugh it off. Tease the fuck out of Ante but nothing ever happens. Except that Ante has to rush to the bathroom with a very red face.

Domadej! It's not my ship of choice but they'd be hilarious. I can just imagine the two of them in a heated discussion about conspiracies or something. Dejan would say the wildest shit and mean it. Domo would say the wildest shit just for fun. They'd be so fucking loud, Deki raising his voice to get his point across, Domo bouncing off the walls to annoy him a little more. At one point Dej will be like: will you ever shut up! And Domo tells him to make him shut up then. Will Dej dare to? Well, has he ever backed down from a challenge?

*shoves Domo and Luka aside*

ŠEJAN!! Šejan is real. I heard it. I wanna relive those 2018/2019 moments when they declared their love for each other every month or so in a lajv or a random ig post. I wanna go back in time to the day Croatia beat Spain, I'll be on instagram long after midnight to catch that infamous deleted lajv. No they didn't break up, even with Šime leaving the nt (💔). They just learned to keep a little more quiet.

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strangenewsfromanothrstar · 6 years

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