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spaciebabie · 2 years
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ANYTHING ABT THEM, I WANT BIBLICALLY ACCURATE LUNITICS DUMP ON ME
(Fanfic anon)
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(imma b honest this is the first time I've thought deeply abt their characters beyond the ass jokes so these characters are likely ta evolve as i draw em more. my characters just tend ta write themselves yk yk?)
first off: the lunatics use they/he pronouns!
first thing that came ta my mind was that luni drives an old run down car that's got a ton of scratches n dents, but they've had it for years n they're an incredible mechanic so-
luni was a car mechanic b4 getting a job at the pizzaplex and was a little intimidated and shocked when they got the job! even though they're good at what they do, they have a little bit of imposter syndrome at times. he's a little shy, modest guy, but extremely extroverted! once he gets comfy all bets are off
tic went ta college. they went HAM. they had the goal ta work at fazbear inc b/c of how advanced their tech is! they can b a bit egotistical at times, they def think they're that shit and they have the skills ta back it up. literal science genius. he's an introvert, but he's really out there n likes ta get in ppls face. he relishes in the fact that he can creep ppl out
luni was at the pizzaplex first b4 tic came along. now, while luni is shy at times, he's not gonna take shit from NOBODY n tic was a little bit (a lot)rude ta him at first. something something...."I'm way better at my job than you why are you even here?" and so the rivalry began :)
yeah that's right!!!! rivals ta lovers!!! hoh yeah baby!!!!
they go thru some competitive stuff a la: who can fix the animatronics faster? who can do the most repairs? who can come up with the best upgrades? and it just kept going n going till they both ranked up enough in fazbear inc ta where they get paid BUCKET LOADS of money. like. these guys are LOADED. fazbear inc pays them WELL.
eventually, they get ta a point where they've both reached their peak and there was nowhere else left ta go. they're forced ta work on equal ground n get ta know each other beyond the rivalry n end up crushing on each other :3
as they get ta know each other they realize that they share similar interests in loving memey n cursed shit. HR is fucking suffering b/c they're tryna keep the pizzaplex afloat w/all the "incidents" that keep happening that they literally don't care what any of the employees are doing as long as they're doing their jobs. the lunatics at this point are valued members of the fazbear inc team n so they basically become untouchable b/c of how good they are.
that also means they're often left w/nothin ta do since the robots last p long between repairs. so bored one day, tic gets a funny idea. "what if we glued asses onto the bots?" luni laughs and the rest is history.
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thebadtimewolf · 1 year
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a reminder for any of my oc backgrounds for @thebadtimewolf and @themadvigilantist :
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under the cut is unrelated dont look at it
do you know how many poc versions of canon or oc related muses i have seen jumped so many new refurbished accounts that they just straight up deactivated due to the lack of attention? lack of interest? not so much a peep or whisper but the second u put up a billie or david suddenly they appear in troves. so in case ur wondering: yes all of them are poc - @themadvigilantist and @thebadtimewolf were supposed to black.
even now, it is glaringly obvious that because the dr's first face isnt a old yt man but a young black female child and ppl discrediting it by using bad writing as an excuse. it isn't bad writing, u were conditioned to only accept old yt man as default and now that the first default face is actually a black girl (sidebar: who favors the actress that plays disney's ruby bridges which like gosh i mean its been a while! hope shes doing well); suddenly the loud and wrong opinion of toxic fans are suddenly always correct. the dr is canonically a poc now and now? suddenly oh i dont count the timeless child - ncuti is 14 ladadadee i hate being indirectly told that i easily fell into racism even tho i am outwardly not one so its not my fault its the writing. even tho this is coming from the same ppl who are flanderizing tenrose and getting huffy that others see it - find fault in it that actually makes it human than their preconceived notion of conservative/tory human - and call it out for what it is.
i mean gosh i wonder what wouldve happened is sacha doctor was forced to regenerate and he turned to ncuti. no proper bye from 13, no proper last words. i know what the headlines wouldve been because yall predictable just like how yall reacted to martha first apoearence is exactly how yall be reacting that reflects within the rp community. It shows that you are better off watching grass grow and licking plaster off walls.
anyway all this is to say if you dont know how to rp with poc muses you're better off not rping at all. my muses are a walking code switch that stays on because the second its off, everyone goes away.
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cutemeat · 2 years
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Dennis’ s15 arc is VERY easy to understand once u set his scenes to She Wolf by Shakira in yr head
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manticore-fangs · 2 months
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POV: you (trying to) baby-trap soap.
cw: breeding, dub-con/non-con?? leg-locking, idk what else. you’ve been warned
johnny’s hands on your hips as he fucks into your slick cunt, moaning and groaning above you. fucking the living hell out of you. the squelching noises bouncing off the walls while you moan so sweetly like candy. though you did lie about being on your birth control while fucking johnny, knowing he has a breeding kink. you just want his kid so bad! so why not fuck him when your ovulating and off those pills!!
you throw your head back, your legs thrown over johnnys shoulders. you huff and moan, writhing around. the pleasure being almost unbearable at the fact he’s almost hitting your cervix. sore from the bruising of his grip on the back of your thighs and sore from the tip of his cock hitting that sweet spot so well.
“fuck lassie. need’ya pussy so bad- need to breed ya’ pussy with ma’ loads.” he moans out with a whine. thrusting even harder with the pace he’s at now. you start to leg lock him, wrapping your legs around his waist and locking him in to not waste his cum. while locking him, you claw at his back. desperately trying to grip something and distract him from noticing how your leg locking him so intensely.
“lemme fill ya’ with ma’ babes lassie- please. need tae’ get ye’ barefoot and pregnan’ fer me.” he grunts out, slamming his hips against yours harshly. most likely to leave bruises in his way of fucking the living shit out of you. you nod your head at his words. “yes, yes! please get me pregnant johnny- want your babies so bad. promise you’ll give me your kids, promise me please.” you bet with the man, forcing him to make a promise with you while the pleasure starts to spike.
“i promise. i promise ya’. i’ll fill yer womb with ma’ babes, i promise you tha’. trust me, i’m dumpin’ my loads into ya’ as much as possible. forcing my loads inside your womb so you can give me some babies.” he rambles on. you moan loudly at every single word, grabbing at his shoulders and back. scratching him as you guys both get closer to the edge. a large wave pulling back and-
“fuck, give it tae’ me lassies, give me yer orgasm. c’mon, let johnny fuck his cum into ya’.” and that breaks you too pieces. legs shaking yet staying still as your leg is still locked around his waist. before he realizes he can’t pull out. “cannae’ pull out lassie- gotta-“ “no!” you say, tears rolling down your cheeks. “no, want you to come in me please. please johnny need to feel it.” you start to hump into him while he whimpers. nodding to you as you speak, beginning to thrust up into you to chase his orgasm.
the overstimulation consuming you as you go under, finally feeling the warmth of johnny’s seed inside your cunny. so you do is rest and lay numb in the bed. johnny rolls over, grabbing you and flipping you onto him. your feeling horribly tired from the rough fuck but right as you let sleep take you. you hear the words.
“i kno’ ya’ stopped taking yer birth control. don’t worry lass. i switched ‘em out for sugar pills anyways.”
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rebouks · 4 months
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Idk if you’ve already done this (newer follower and still catching up) but would you ever do a post on how you plan a post? Like what your planning process looks like with shots, poses, etc? You’re one of my favorite storytellers and I hope to get on your level one day but no idea what goes into a true story telling post
Ooooh hi hello, welcome! I don't believe I have ever gone into my process, no! but how interesting.. what better excuse! let's take yesterdays post as an example, shall we? 👀
First of all, we start with the premise/notes, which are very rough n' look like this in a word document...
Camping – the twins are fiiighting/being a pain, Oscar loses temper with em n almost says why can’t u be like ur brother?! throwing him into memories of Salton saying that to him all the time :[ he catches himself like no wait ur perfect I just gotta finish this, twins like wtf?? But robin ofc knows what’s going on with his pappy.. Oscar wanders off later n Robin sits with him, ur not like them u kno, what? Grandma n grandpa ur not the same, OUGH ;-;
2. I suppose this step changes depending on what I feel like, sometimes I'll make the poses/take the screenies first, then write the dialogue, other times I'll write the dialogue first.. I try for the latter since I can make more accurate poses, but time is usually my enemy here cos dialogue needs a nice quiet period to write lmao (let's call this step dialogue for now though)
3. Rip sims for blender, make poses, then head in game to dress everyone, set dress and take screenies, I take a LOT and choose the best ones but here're some unedited examples for you... In this case cos there was a flashback, I also had to remake Oscar/fam as a child n' whatnot, but luckily I have their old house saved so I plonked them all in an alternative save to take those.
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4. Now we have our dialogue/screenies, it's time to throw it all together in photoshop, I usually edit the screenie first to fix any clipping etc, fix the lighting, sharpen it up a bit maybe.. but that's about it! Then I press my handy lil (custom made) storyboard action and end up with smth like this, to which I add the text! (this step takes the longest prolly.. cos it takes me forever to pick the screenies I wanna use my GOD 🙈)
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VOILA! Once I've chosen all the screenies in the right order I go thru each of em in PS one by one to edit/add captions, then we're done! \o/
I realise this probably seems quite quick/vague or even streamlined if u wanna toot my horn lmaooo but I've spent a while doing this by now so ig I've kinda figured out the quickest way of doing it - still tho, I'd imagine the above still taking between 4-5 hours from start to finish! I usually spread these things over days/weeks in advance tho like.. during the week I mostly make poses/take screenies and write, then at the weekend I'll usually edit a bunch n' throw it all together, so it doesn't rlly feel tedious since I'm switching it up all the time/doing what I fancy.
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skeetlebeetle · 11 months
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haha i hav 69 followers nice. N E WAY look. i meant 2 save this 4 after the apply fic came out (way 2 long xplanation under the cut) but im impatient n i j made all this cool art so i think u shuld see it
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(DONT MAKE ME TAP THE SIGN!!! if yr gonna use my art [don’t repost] u gotta credit me!!)
so i shuld probably start w this: im rlly tired its 1:30 am n this will mostly b incoherent i think.
OK. 1 of the 1st social medias i evr got as a kid wuz wattpad. ive made n deleted so many accounts.. the memories r craz,,, n e way, its mostly behind me now but i still check back on the website sumtimez n i check my notifs or whatevz. n sum1 i followed a while back is doing an apply fic that is basically like 6 percy jackson ocs.
now heres the thing.. i dont actually rlly kno what an apply fic is. but based on the description n other oc entries in the comment section its a thing where u giv the writer yr character n then they write it into a fic. which is p cool!! n i do luv 2 make ocs.
heres the other thing: i dont hav n e percy jackson-esque ocs so i had 2 make sum. n where did my mind immediately go?? ace attorney ofc cuz thats my obsession. so i decided 2 make sum ocs based on ace attorney characters. they were gonna b reeeeeally obviously ace attorney @ 1st but i didnt want it 2 b super easy 2 figure out so i changed up their names n gave em different designs n stuff. but basically they all hav the same backstories n personalities other than all the god stuff
turns out tho that i rlly like making knock-off percy jackson/ace attorney ocs so i made em like supa separate from their original ace attorney source n now theyre j kind of their own oc guise. i rlly luv how theyre turning out actually
N E WAY all of this 2 provide context 4 me 2 say that i wanted 2 save these designs n this ace attorney xplanation bc it was kind of a silly lil harmless prank way of me being able 2 say i snuck ace attorney characters into a percy jackson-esque fanfic even tho i didnt rlly cuz, once again, these r basically my ocs now. also idk if n e of em will actually make it into the fic yet. n i didnt want the writer of the apply fic 2 stumble upon my carrd (which is, yes, linked in my wattpad) n accidentally find my tumblr n see this post n then like. idk. disqualify me. "but beetle u didnt hav 2 tell tumblr n e thing abt these ocs!!!" well sumtimez u j wanna post art dude!!
BUT WHATEVER MAN!!!! im paranoid n the writer finding my tumblr let alone reading n e of this is highly unlikely. even if they did they wuldnt fucking care. so heres sum ocs i came up w. n in case its not clear (which it probably isnt 4 at least 2 out of 4 of these designs/names), rich is gumshoe, jay is edgeworth, phoenix is phoenix (woaw), n spyridoula is maya
note that 'rich' n 'dick' r both nicknames 4 richard, jay's name is basically 'scales of justice' n also his dad died, phoenix is so lazy that his name is actually j 'phoenix,' n spyridoula is i think j named the word 4 'spirit' in greek. also shes a hippie
FINALLY: i think i got locked out of my old pinterest which was fine cuz i wasnt rlly using it n e more but 4 this apply fic i had 2 make either a moodboard or pinterest board 4 each character n y wuld i put in the effort of making a moodboard?? so heres my new pinterest which is j boards 4 these characters:
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teenagegoldrush · 2 years
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The Darkest Hour
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MASTERLIST Season Two
A/N: I do not claim to, nor do I own Outer Banks; the concept, characters, plot, etc
DAY FIFTEEN
The next morning Andy and JJ woke bright and early, to be at the county courthouse for John B’s hearing at 8:15.
“I’ll shoot Pope a text and have him bring some meds with him.” JJ announced, not looking up from his phone as he was sitting on the couch, waiting patiently as Andy tried to get dressed
They had tried to dress themselves a little more presentable than they normally would dress, but Andy struggled to find something that she found acceptable, considering they never had to go to court before. “I don’t know what the hell to wear!”
“What does it matter, it’s not like we’re the ones on trial.” JJ groaned. “If you take any longer, we’re gonna be late.”
“Well we have to at least try and not look like how they expect us to-“
“Like we don’t have running water?”
“JJ! Exactly! We have to present ourselves as the best possible support system for John B.” She shook her head, deciding on an outfit. “We’re all he’s got.”
She quickly dressed, pulling on her jeans and sweater and rushing to meet JJ in the livingroom.
“Boots.” He kicked them towards her. “Put ‘em on, we gotta go.” She rolled her eyes, pulling them on quickly.
“We taking the bike?” She asked, frowning.
“No other choice. Twinkie’s still impounded, and Kie and Sarah are only picking Pope up on the way.” JJ twirled the key to his bike on his fingers. “So load up, we gotta go.”
Andy rode on the back of JJ’s bike, all the way to the courthouse. They had arrived just in time, the bailiffs were about to shut the doors when they ran in.
JJ and Andy slid into a bench with Pope, Kie and Sarah in front of them.
Pope leaned across JJ, handing her a collection of pills. “Ma had some leftover antibiotics from the last time I had strep. She gave you a days worth, that’s the blue ones, said one now and one tonight.” He whispered.
Andy nodded, tucking one of the pills into her pocket and taking the other one dry. “What is it?” She whispered back.
“Doxycycline.” Pope replied, looking forward as John B was being escorted into the room. Andy nodded.
JJ leaned forward, placing a reassuring hand on Sarah’s shoulder.
Andy clenched her jaw, scanning the room. It was clearly divided, Pogues on one side; classmates and neighbors from the Cut standing in solidarity with John B, and Kooks on the other; The Camerons (minus Sarah, and Wheezie).
The judge pounded the gavel on her desk. “John Booker Routledge, pursuant to the North Carolina statute section fourteen, you are charged with murder in the first degree with aggravated circumstances.
If convicted, the maximum sentence would be the death penalty.”
The judge struck her gavel again, and just like that, it was done.
“He doesn’t even get a chance?” Andy asked, turning to JJ, who shook his head in anger.
“Your Honor, he’s seventeen!” He shouted, standing up.
Pope also stood, holding a hand on JJ’s arm. “Stop, JJ-“
“He’s seventeen, are you kidding me-“
“Quiet!” The judge called from her desk.
Kie was comforting Sarah in front of them, but Pope couldn’t get JJ to calm down.
Andy stood, staring longingly at John B. “John B, we’re gonna figure it out!”
“Baliff!” The judge summoned one of her officers.
“J, come on, let’s go.” Andy held his hands, trying to lead him out of the courtroom.
As John B was being escorted away, Sarah broke from Kie’s arms, rushing to the front of the room. “John B! John B, no!”
Kie followed after her, holding her close. “No, it’s fine, don’t touch her!” She snapped at another officer, who tried to pull Sarah away from the gate.
Andy finally managed to pull JJ out of the room, Pope waited for Kie and Sarah to follow.
Outside, on the steps, all the Pogues had vanished, and they were surrounded by a sea of Kooks. “Is this a joke? Are we in hell, or what?” Kie groaned.
Sarah sniffled, finally letting go of her arm. “I should’ve never gone home.”
“They’re gonna kill him guys, I know it.” JJ shook his head, walking down the steps.
The crowd exiting the courthouse was relatively silent, meaning, any conversations that were happening, could be clearly heard. “Sorry for what you and your family have gone through. Thank God the system works.” Someone was saying to Ward and Rose across the lawn.
“Can you please shut up?” Kie shouted. “Of course you think the system worked when it was made to protect you and people like you.”
The man, and the Camerons stopped, staring in shock at Kie’s outburst. “He’ll have his day in court. A jury will decide.” He replied.
“He shouldn’t even be in court!” Kie scoffed. “You should, you’re the murderer!” She pointed at Ward.
“You have a lot of nerve showing up to John B’s hearing when you’re the reason he’s here!”
“I know you’re upset. I understand you’re upset, okay?” Ward sighed, stepping towards them.
Andy clenched her jaw, stepping beside Kie. “You understand that we’re upset?” She scoffed. “How would you understand, that’s not your family in there!”
“I know he’s got you fooled.” Ward said, walking closer, Rose tailing him. “He’s got you all fooled-“
“We’re not just upset!” Kie shouted, lunging at Ward.
Andy grabbed her waist, struggling to hold her back, and Sheriff Shoupe and his deputies were there to hold both of the girls back too.
Shoupe pushed them backwards, into Pope, Sarah, and JJ, while some of the other deputies surrounded the Camerons, to protect them.
“Show some respect!” Ward yelled.
That fired up Andy now. “Respect is earned, not expected, Mr. Cameron! It’s a two-way street!” She yelled, pushing against Shoupe.
“Get off of her!” JJ shoved at Shoupe, pushing his hands off of Andy.
Over Shoupe’s shoulder, Andy could see Ward and Rose, standing with shocked looks on their faces. “He’s not gonna go down for this!” Andy yelled, as they began to walk away.
“We’re gonna get proof! And I’ll be front row in court when your son gets his ass caught!” That statement made Ward turn around, now trying his hand at getting at Andy.
“I’m not scared of you-“
Shoupe yanked Andy back by her arm, pulling her away from the crowd. “You wanna get arrested, Kane?”
The rest of her friends followed them. “You need to go home. Now.” He released her arm.
“This is such bullshit!” Kie defended their actions.
“Come on.” Sarah put her arm around Kie. “It’s not worth it, let’s just go.”
They began to walk towards Kie’s car, Pope following them.
“It’s not a coincidence your daughter’s sitting with us!” JJ yelled as he and Andy walked away.
At the vehicles, Kie and Sarah got into the Xterra, and JJ mounted the bike.
“We’ll meet you guys back at the Chateau.” Pope said to Andy as he got behind the wheel. She nodded, climbing onto the back of the bike.
They all made it back to the Chateau just in time for it to start raining; fitting weather for the day’s theme.
Nobody spoke for awhile, each of them settling themselves onto the furniture in the sun room. Andy laid on the couch, Pope beside her. Kie was on the other couch, and Sarah on the arm chair. JJ stood by the fireplace, a freshly-lit blunt in his hand.
“I’m gonna testify under oath.” Sarah finally announced. “I was there.” She sighed. “I just need to get ahold of my sister.”
“Your sister?” JJ asked.
Sarah ignored him.
“Kie, do you have your phone?” Kie handed Sarah her phone. “Wheezie was the only other person that knows Rafe wasn’t home that day.”
“Wheezie!” JJ repeated, growing agitated.
Andy sighed, waiting for him to blow up.
“I don’t know what else to do.” Sarah shrugged. “I got us into this mess, I’m gonna do my best to get us out.” She ignored him, walking inside.
“Wheezie!” JJ shook his head. “Yeah, that will work!”
“JJ, calm down.” Andy sighed, sitting upright. “She’s just trying to help.”
“I mean, she is right.” JJ shook his head, taking a hit of the blunt. “We gotta do something. Our boy is a PO-dub right now. He’s held captive, by the enemy right now, maybe even scheduled for execution! And we’re just gonna sit here!”
“What’s the plan? We start by kidnapping Shoupe?” Kie asked, leaning back on the couch.
“Maybe.” JJ shrugged. “Maybe, that’s not the worst idea-“
“Oh it’s not?” Kie asked, shocked.
“No!”
“That is actually the worst idea I’ve ever heard.” Pope nodded.
“It’s pretty bad.” Sarah agreed from the kitchen.
“Ya know what, please just stay out of this?” JJ snapped at her. “Okay, Pope, we’ve been doing everything your way and how’s that been working out?”
“Okay, so what’s your plan?” Pope asked, eyes narrowing at JJ. “You wanna storm the jail, guns a-blazing?”
“Look Pope, all I’m trying to get you to understand is they got our boy.” The pair was now stood, eye-to-eye.
“Are we just gonna sit here and do nothing? No, we’re gonna go get his ass! We’re gonna do something about it!”
Andy stood, stepping between them.
“Don’t-“ She placed her hands on his chest, moving him back from Pope. “Don’t, D! Don’t you agree?”
“Yeah, I do J. We have to do something but I don’t know if storming the jail is the best idea.”
“We’re not storming a jail, it’s not happening!” Pope said, sitting back down on the couch.
JJ shook his head. “No man, it’s fine. You sit in your comfy chair and do nothing.”
He outed the joint. “I’m gonna see what I can do.” He looked at Kie.
“I’m gonna make something happen, even if I have to do it by myself.” He placed his hat back on his head and stormed out of the porch.
Andy sighed, rubbing her hands over her eyes. “You’re gonna go with him?” Pope asked, slightly condescendingly, from the couch.
“Yeah, obviously I’m gonna go with him, Pope!” She snapped. “But it’s not because I agree with his stupid plan, it’s just to keep his ass outta trouble.”
“I don’t think it’s a good idea Andy.” Sarah said from the kitchen. “If he wants to go, then let him, but you don’t need to do it too.”
Andy sighed, turning to face her. “Sarah Cameron, I think you of all people in this room right now would understand the importance of tagging along with someone you love, even if it’s for something extremely stupid.”
Sarah furrowed her eyebrows, standing up from her chair and coming back out onto the porch. “What’s that supposed to mean?”
“I mean, me going along with JJ and his idiotic plan is the same thing as you going with John B on that boat. Except, I’ve known JJ longer than four days-“
“Are you kidding me? You’re gonna pin this on me?”
“I’m not pinning it on you Sarah. I’m simply saying, you should understand.” Andy turned to walk away.
“You know, if you’re jealous, you can just say it.”Andy’s jaw dropped, she whipped back around to Sarah.
“What on Earth would I be jealous about?!”
“You’re jealous because John B picked me and not you-“
“John B and I were never a thing! Literally never! You couldn’t pay me enough money to even kiss him, let alone want to date him!”
Andy shook her head in disbelief. “God, you’re so wrapped up in your own little world you have no idea what’s happening around you!
We are going to get your boyfriend out of jail! We: me and JJ, not you!
So you sit here, and text your sister on Kie’s phone and just hope god she answers, because surely Wheezie can assist in the situation! And just hang tight, we’ll shoot you a text from a burner phone when we head south.” Andy snapped, turning away again, and stepping out into the pouring rain.
JJ was sat on the bike, waiting for her. “You knew I’d come with you?” She asked.
“No…” JJ sighed. “Was just hoping you would.”
Andy rolled her eyes, wiping rain from her face. “Well just go, before I change my mind.” She sighed, and he took off towards her house.
By the time they made it to Andy’s, their clothes were soaked completely through from the rain.
Without a word, Andy changed out of her clothes, into something dry, and when she came out into the kitchen, JJ was sat at the table, his head hanging.
“Do you feel that too?” He asked, his hand on his chest.
Andy stopped, leaning against her kitchen counter. “Feel what? I feel fine.”
“The air, it’s like thin.” He looked up.
“You don’t feel it? It’s like I can’t breathe. I’m having a hard time here, what’s going on?” JJ stood up, still clutching his chest as he walked over to where Andy was standing.
She stopped him, her hands on his chest. “Hey, calm down.”
JJ was beginning to hyperventilate, taking in deep breaths quickly. “JJ! Come on! Relax!”
He wasn’t listening to her, he just continued to breath the way he was, his hand gripping his chest.
“Andy, I don’t know what’s happening-“
Andy’s heart sank as she ripped his hand from his chest. “JJ you’re having a panic attack.” She practically dragged him to the floor.
“Here, sit, just sit.” Andy tried to stay calm herself, considering that normally she was on the opposite end of panic attacks herself.
JJ’s hands shook slightly as he laid his head back against the cabinets. “Andy-“
“Sh.” She held his hands in her’s. “Just don’t talk. Relax.” She nodded, trying to comfort herself too.
“Slow your breathing. In and out.”  JJ nodded, shutting his eyes and slowly regulating his breathing.
“I got you, babe.” Andy exhaled nervously as JJ leaned forward, practically laying himself on her.
He had buried his head in her shoulder, his arms wrapped around her torso, and she held him, gently rubbing his back. “I don’t know what’s wrong with me.” He whispered, his breaths finally normal.
“Nothing’s wrong with you.” She replied, running her fingers through his hair. “Is this the first time that happened?”
JJ shook his head. “It happened when I fought Kelce last week, and when we got the texts from JB at school.”
Andy frowned. “Why didn’t you tell me? I could’ve helped you.”
“They weren’t this bad.” JJ shrugged, pulling her tighter. “It was just my chest but just now it was like everything-“
“Like the world was closing in?” Andy asked.
JJ lifted his head from her shoulder, looking at her with sad eyes. “Welcome to being me.” She sighed.
“That’s how you feel?”
“Not all the time, but that’s why I smoke…. To make it go away.” She shrugged.
“That’s why you didn’t leave your house after John B.” JJ put the pieces together. “I just fucking yelled at you for not leaving your house and that’s how you felt. Holy shit, what’s wrong with me-“
“JJ!” She snapped him out of his rambling.
“There’s nothing wrong with you. You didn’t know. But you do know.” He nodded, leaning his head back onto her. “What do you think caused it today?”
“I don’t know. It’s just a lot.” Andy nodded, racking her brain. “We don’t know what’s gonna happen to John B, and Kie and Pope don’t seem like they want to help, and Sarah’s only thought is her pre-teen sister, and I know you probably feel like you’re stuck in the middle, and I don’t even know where to begin but we gotta help him out somehow-“
“JJ…” Andy patted his shoulder. “That’s exactly why this happened. You have too much on your mind.”
“So what am I supposed to do?”
Andy sighed again. “Go get out of these wet ass clothes, we can take a nap, and then go from there.”
“Take a nap-“ JJ lifted his head from her shoulder again.
“Yeah. We’re mentally exhausted. Some extra rest can’t hurt.” She smiled softly. “Go ahead. I’ll be in my room, you know where everything is.”
JJ changed into different clothes, and then joined Andy in her room, where the pair fell asleep to the sound of the rain.
When Andy woke up, JJ was no longer in the room with her, but she heard him elsewhere.
Shaking her head, she got up, wandering into the kitchen, where JJ was sat at the table again, but this time, scribbling on a piece of paper and mumbling to himself.
"What in the hell is happening here, man?” She asked, scaring him.
“I’ve got a plan!” He grinned, looking up from his paper.
“Okay…” Andy sighed, stepping towards him. “Lay it on me.”
“We gotta go see JB at the jail.” Andy raised her eyebrows at him. “No funny business though, just a visit. But that’s not really part of the plan, that’s just how we tell him about the plan. The real plan, is- You remember my cousin Ricky?”
“The EMT?”
“Bingo! We go to him, see if he’ll let us borrow his bus, because-“
“JJ, I already am not vibing with the direction you’re taking this…”
“Hold on, it gets better.” JJ nodded. “We get Ricky in his ambulance, to take us to the jail, where at the same time John B will be faking appendicitis-“
“There is it.” She sighed, shaking her head. “That’s the catch.”
“It’s not a catch, it’s part of the plan! John B fakes appendicitis, we bust him out in the ambulance, bingo, bango, we’re home free!”
“Yeah except for the part where your cousin is a loose end? Or the part where, what the hell do we do with our prison-escapee friend after we break him out of jail? We live on an island?”
“Nah, Ricky would never snitch on me.” JJ shook his head. “And I have a simple solution to the other issues.”
“If you say Yucatan, I swear to god-“
“We head South, straight to Yucatan.”
“On what boat? The Pogue barely makes it back and forth along the island, you think it’s gonna make it to Yucatan?” Andy shook her head, leaning against the table.
“JJ, you know I love you, but sometimes your two braincells are not really worth the hassle-“
“Awe, you love me.” JJ grinned, standing up from his seat. “You know I really never get tired of hearing you say that…” He walked over to her, grabbing her hands with his.
“Stop trying to distract me.” She swatted him away. “This plan needs to be fool-proof. If we get caught we’re done.”
JJ cocked his head to the side, smiling at her. “You said we.”
Andy rolled her eyes. “So that means you’re in… Hot damn! We’re breaking John B outta jail! Let’s go!” JJ walked towards the door, pulling his boots on.
“Right now?”
“Hell yeah right now, come on!” Andy was slightly worried about how excited JJ was to break their friend out of jail.
“It stopped raining, it’s beautiful out. Prime weather for a ride on the bike, let’s go.” He opened the door, motioning to the outside.
Andy shook her head, pulling her shoes on and following him. The weather had brightened up. It was humid as hell, but the sun was shining, and the ground was fully dry, not a cloud in sight in the sky, as they rode off to the prison.
Andy tried to calm her mind the entire way there. Maybe this would be a JJ plan worth completing. Maybe with the help of his cousin Ricky, it would actually pan out. Maybe they could actually break John B out of jail.
On the way there, they stopped at one of the bait stores, Andy waiting on the bike while JJ went inside.
He returned a few minutes later, a bottle of water in one hand, and in his other, two little pills.
“What the hell is this and where did you get it?” She sighed, taking them in her hand.
“Don’t worry about it and don’t worry about it.” He replied, handing her the bottle of water. “Take ‘em, both of ‘em. It’ll help with your pain.”
Andy furrowed her eyebrows, staring down at them. “What pain-“
“I know your side hurts, you don’t notice it but you wince like every time you sit down.” JJ nodded his head. “And even if you don’t hurt right now just take it anyway. It’ll calm your nerves.”
She shook her head, downing the pills, and half of the bottle of water. “Will you just tell me what I took?”
“After we’re done with John B, and the plan, then I’ll tell you what you took. But for now, just chill out and follow my lead, ‘kay?” Andy sighed, once again questioning why she was going through with literally anything JJ said, and climbed back onto the bike.
By the time they reached the jail, Andy felt like she was entering cloud nine.
JJ was right, she was calmer, and her side barely hurt at all. The air was a little cooler on her skin, and her chest no longer felt tight.
As JJ rolled the bike to a sudden stop, he looked around to make sure the coast was clear. “Alright gorgeous, ready to turn on the charm?”
Andy ran her tongue across her teeth, stumbling slightly as she got off the bike. “What’s the script captain?”
“Kinda good-cop/bad-cop. Except I’m more like annoying cop and you’re the pretty one, but you get the gist?” He stared at her over the top of his sunglasses.
She shrugged. “I’ll just cover your ass when I need to, let you do all the talking.”
JJ held her chin with his hand, nodding in pride. “That’s my girl.” He leaned in for a kiss. “Let’s get ‘em.”
With their hands interlocked, JJ lead her towards the front steps, stopping to salute two officers as they passed them, but immediately flipping them off as they turned their backs.
Andy knew it was a serious situation, but it took every bone in her body to not bust out laughing at JJ.
Inside, they approached the service desk, Andy standing awkwardly as JJ blatantly ignored the officer’s stares.
"We’re here to see John B Routledge.” JJ shouted.
“Get rid of the toothpick.” The officer nodded to him.
Andy looked up at JJ, who was still ignoring the officer, pretending to daydream as he stared at one of the posters on the wall behind him.
Andy nudged him, grabbing his attention. “Oh, I said we’re here to see John B Routledge.”
The officer sighed, motioning to the toothpick in JJ’s mouth, then crossing his throat, silently saying “Take the fucking toothpick out of your mouth!”
JJ nodded slowly, pulling the toothpick out of his mouth. “Oh… no toothpick? I mean I thought it was a free country and all but I guess you don’t like freedom very much, now do you cupcake?” He began to walk towards the door, looking up at the ceiling.
Andy grinned, trying her hardest to not laugh at him. But her laughter was cut short when the officer, who had finally had enough of JJ’s antics, grabbed him by his shoulders and shoved him against the wall. “Hey-“
The door to the hallway opened, and Officer Plumb walked out. “Whoa, not worth it.”
The other officer glared at her, letting JJ go. “Hey, Plumb, nice to see you.”
She nodded, smiling insincerely at Andy. “Take off your hat, empty your pockets.” She turned to JJ.
JJ pulled his hat from his head. “Yes ma’am.”
He emptied his pockets, pulling out his phone, the bike keys, lighter, and a singular stick of gum, which upon discovering, he popped into his mouth.
Plumb patted him down, and then turned to Andy. “You, empty out pockets too.”
Andy rolled her eyes, digging through her pockets. The only thing she had was her phone, then Plumb patted her down, stopping suddenly at the side of her bra. “What’s in there?”
Andy sighed, digging in her bra to pull out the small amethyst crystal she kept on her at all times, and “forgetting” to grab the small antibiotic pill that was beside it.
"Just a crystal Plumb, nothing to get excited about.”
“Next time, leave your rocks at home.” Plumb glared at them. “Follow me.”
Plumb lead them down the hallway, another officer trailing behind them, for maximum security, and they walked down a series of corridors before they came to a small area with a meeting room, surrounded by a few cells.
“Hey!” An inmate pounded on the door. “Why don’t you come in here?” He grinned at JJ.
An inmate in another cell whistled loudly. “Hey pretty girl why don’t you come for a visit with me?”
JJ almost, almost lunged at the locked door, but Andy gripped his wrist, keeping him in his place.
Plumb opened the door to the room where John B was sitting. “Five minutes.”
JJ sat down first, then Andy. And for a few moments, nobody did anything.
Then both of the boys began to laugh, Andy staring in confusion at them. “I thought it was gonna be me.” JJ laughed,
“I did too.” John B laughed. Andy finally caught on and giggled herself, until the three of them stopped. “Welcome to my humble abode.”
“Yeah… when you said you had a new apartment, I had no idea.” JJ nodded, looking around the room. “It’s cozy.”
“You could say that.”
“A little aluminum theme.” JJ patted the table.
“I like to go for the cold dark-“
“Alone?”
“Depressing theme.” John B nodded. Another moment of silence passed before he spoke again. “How are you feeling?” He asked Andy.
She shrugged. “I’m still kickin’.”
“She’s high as a kite right now.” JJ nodded. “Grabbed her some pain meds from the bait shop on Elm, had her take them to chill out while we were here.”
Andy giggled again. “It’s really not funny.” She sighed, trying to be serious. “He won’t tell me what I took.”
“You could’ve just not taken them?” John B said, shaking his head.
“You’re totally right-“
“Look, I’d love to sit and chit-chat but we’re on the clock. And we’re here for one reason only, okay?” JJ leaned forward. “Operation: liberation.”
“Oh boy here we go.” John B sighed, leaning away.
“That’s exactly what I said.” Andy nodded.
“Hear me out though, hear me out.” JJ said quietly. “Step one: piss off the cops so badly, they don’t see what’s coming.”
He waved to the officer that followed them in as he passed outside the window. “Check.”
So his little game with the toothpick was part of the plan. “Step two, at exactly eleven PM, this evening, you’re going to have an attack of acute appendicitis.”
“Do you even know what appendicitis is?” John B asked.
“Yeah.” JJ nodded. “Remember eighth grade? Algebra final?”
“Jesus Christ!”
“Worked like a charm, okay?” JJ continued trying to sell his idea to John B. “Now to sell it, you actually gotta look sick. You got some of that ghost face sunblock in here?”
“JJ I’m in jail, I have a block of soap. That’s it!”
“Right…” JJ nodded, trying to overcome the bump in the plan. “Is it white?”
John B nodded.
“Perfect, that’ll work. Take some of that, rub it into your face alright? You don’t want any of that shit rubbing off when they check your vitals. After that, run your hands under cold water for five minutes.
After that, you’re ready. Showtime baby. Stumble out and collapse. Once you’re on the ground squealing, they’ll rush you to the infirmary.
There, you just gotta convince the nurse that the sucker’s about to burst. Okay? She’s gonna take her hand and she’s gonna put it right here.”
He placed his hand over his torso, about where his appendix was. “When she does that, when she pushes down, don’t do anything. Just lay there. It’s when she takes her hand off, you let it rip, alright? Scream like your life depends on it, like a lobster hitting the pot, like you’re passing a kidney stone the size of a bowling ball-“
“Okay, okay, okay, okay, I get it. I get it!” John B snapped. “Then what?”
“They’re gonna eject you to the county hospital. Remember cousin Ricky?”
“Cousin Ricky, the weed dealer?”
“He’s an EMT now.”
“He sold us our first dime bag.”
“So? You can do both. Gig economy bro.” JJ drummed his fingers on the table. “Step three is extraction.”
John B sighed looking down at his lap. “This is the dumbest idea you’ve ever had.”
“Yeah, you’re probably right.” JJ agreed. “But you know what’s even more dumb? You thinking you’ve got any other way out of this.”
“Guys, this is a fortress. You think you’re just gonna stroll in here? They’ve got barbed wire, cinderblocks, guards on every corner.
Andy, you’re going along with this?”
“I’m only here to keep his ass outta immediate trouble.” She shrugged.
“You’re not the detail guy. Leave it to the professionals.” JJ side-eyed the door, where Plumb had stepped in.
“Hey, time’s up!”
“Yes ma’am.” JJ sighed. “You gotta trust me on this one. Nothing to lose now… Eleven PM.”
JJ stood, arm around Andy’s shoulder as they walked out the door, leaving John B behind.
They walked back through a different set of hallways, almost passing one of the basketball courts, before JJ stopped, staring through the window.
He dropped his arm from Andy, pounding on the door. “Dad! Dad!”
Plumb pushed Andy out of the way, grabbing onto the back of JJ’s shirt. “Let’s go.”
JJ resisted, still banging on the door. “Dad!”
“Let’s go!” Plumb pulled him away from the door.
Andy frowned, sadness washing over her. “I see what you did there Plumb.” JJ shook his head in agitation.
Plumb said nothing as she escorted the two of them outside. “I just have one question before I leave: how much are you splitting with Shoupe?”
Plumb shoved at JJ with all the force she had, making him stumble into the railing.
“You’ll be back here one day.” She nodded. “Both of you… It’s in your blood.”
JJ said nothing, grabbing Andy by the waist and pulling her away, down the steps.
“Let’s just go home?” She whispered, sensing his body language change. JJ nodded, placing his hat back on his head.
They drove back to her house, changing out of their sweaty clothes and into bathing suits, going for one of the final swims of the season.
When they were done outside, they re-dressed and headed out for cousin Ricky’s place.
“Please, can we not skateboard?” Andy scoffed as JJ dug through her shed for his board,
“Why not? We haven’t skated in forever.” JJ brushed her off, digging through the junk.
“Well because two of us can’t fit on one skateboard. And I don’t have a skateboard myself because, in case you forget, you and John B decided it would be great to attach to the back of the van and “power-skate” through town-“
“Okay, okay, I get it!” JJ stopped digging, holding his hands up in surrender. “We can walk…. It’s a lovely afternoon anyway.”
They began their walk to cousin Ricky’s. “Oh, and by the way, you owe me an explanation for what the hell pills I took earlier.” She smacked his arm.
“Yes ma’am.” JJ saluted her. “I may or may not have snagged you some oxy from someone my dad used to work with…”
“You gave me oxycontin?!” She shouted, eyes wide.
JJ clapped his hand over her mouth. “Shush! Jesus-“
She peeled his hand away. “Don’t shush me Maybank, you gave me oxy and then took me to a jail! What the fuck is wrong with you?”
“I thought it would calm you down!” He shrugged. “Which it did, it made my job easier.”
“Why couldn’t you just tell me to play it cool? You didn’t need to drug me!”
“I didn’t drug you, you willingly took the pills!” JJ scoffed. “Quit making me sound like a criminal.”
“That’s criminal behavior, JJ! You bought prescription drugs from the back of a bait shop. That’s a crime.”
“I know what you want to say next.” He mumbled, head hanging low.
“Then don’t make me say it.” She sighed.
JJ clenched his jaw, looking back up at her. “Fine, I’m sorry I gave you oxy without you knowing it. But maybe you shouldn’t just take random pills without knowing what they are.”
Andy opened her mouth to respond, then closed it, then opened it again. “Fair enough.” She shook her head, continuing walking.
When they arrived at Ricky’s, the tension between them had disspated.
Ricky was sitting in his garage, tinkering with the engine on his car. “Yo! Ricky! ‘Sup?” JJ smiled, rushing up the driveway.
“JJ, nice to see you man.” Ricky waved to him.
“Oh hello, you forgot about me?” Andy mumbled to herself, following after JJ.
“Oh yeah, hey, here’s someone I want you to meet.” JJ pulled her towards Ricky by her wrist. “This is my girlfriend, Andy.”
Ricky’s eyebrows raised. “Girlfriend? JJ man, you’re growing up!” He smiled, sticking his hand out for Andy to shake.
“Nice to meet you, I’m Ricky.”
“Nice to meet you.”
“She meet your pops?” Ricky asked, returning his attention to the engine.
JJ shook his head. “Unfortunately.” Andy replied. “Luke and I don’t see eye-to-eye on really anything so we tend to just avoid each other.”
Ricky nodded. “He’s got that way about him… So what brings you here brother?”
“Ricky, we need a favor. We need to borrow the ambulance.” Ricky looked up from his tinkering, mouth wide.
“Before you say no, let me finish. First: you would be inside it, because neither of us have our licenses. Second: you know John B, he is being wrongly imprisoned, and we need to break him out.
My man’s planning to fake appendicitis this very evening, at eleven PM, on the dot and we have to be there to pick him up. He needs our help, so will you help us, help John B?”
“You want me to help you bust your friend out of prison?… You want me to drive the getaway car, after you break your friend out of prison?…” Ricky slowly was trying to comprehend the plan.
“Basically, yeah.” JJ nodded.
“Man, hell no!” Ricky shook his head.
“Listen, all you gotta do is keep the ambulance running. It’s a small favor to ask Ricky, just a small one.”
Ricky shook his head again. “It’s not as much about the favor as it is about the general stupidity of the plan.” He looked up, at Andy.
“You’re going through with this with him? Aren’t girlfriends usually supposed to talk their boyfriends out of wild and reckless ideas?”
“Well lucky for me, she’s just about as wild and reckless as I am, so she’s right here with me all the way.” JJ answered before Andy could.
“I did tell him a couple times how dumb it was, but then he gave me o-“ JJ clapped his hand over her mouth again.
“No need to talk about that, now.” He slowly released his hand, turning back to Ricky. “Come on, just leave it running Ricky. You gotta do this one for me, bro.”
“You’re gonna wind up in jail cuz.” Ricky sighed. “Gonna take your girl with you too.”
“I mean, that’s gonna happen anyway, eventually.” JJ shrugged, looking down at the floor. “Might as well be for a good cause.”
Andy frowned. Why would he think that? That bitch Plumb probably got into his head.
“Yeah, well I’m not having any part of it. You’ve come up with a lot of dumb ideas, but this might be the dumbest.” Ricky stood up, walking into the house.
“C’mon.” JJ tugged her along. “I wouldn’t be asking you to do this if it wasn’t important. And let me remind you man, you owe me. Who ran that load up to Cape Fear when your hemp came in hot?”
“That’s what you and John B did when you went to Cape Fear?” Andy gaped.
JJ looked at her funny. “Not important- It was me, right?”
“I’m sorry about your bud, I really am. But I’m not helping you commit suicide. I’m not.” Ricky shook his head, turning to Andy.
“And you should dip out while you still can girl, no man’s worth this much trouble.”
“Bro, I am right here!” JJ groaned.
“I appreciate the concern Ricky, but I go where he goes. Regardless of the circumstances.” Andy smiled softly.
Ricky shrugged. “Suit yourself. Now, I’m working an overnight later, so if you’re cool, can ya’ll get outta my hair?”
JJ, still truly upset, played it cool, nodding at his cousin. “I’m cool. Appreciate you man.” He and Ricky hugged.
Ricky held his hand out to Andy again. “Nice to meet you, you’re very brave to stay with this guy.”
Andy grinned, trying not to laugh at his cousin’s embarrassing comments. “I appreciate the confidence in me. Nice to meet you too.” She turned to JJ.
“Come on, let’s leave the man be.”
Andy pulled JJ out the door before he could bother his cousin any more. “Just go wait outside, I gotta ask him one more thing.” Andy shook her head, stepping outside the garage and waiting.
JJ disappeared inside once more, returning just a moment later. “Let’s go.” He twirled a set of keys on his finger, walking towards the ambulance.
Oh hell no.
“JJ, please tell me we’re not about to do what I think we’re about to do.” She cringed, following slowly behind him as he climbed into the driver’s seat of the vehicle. “Oh yeah, we are.”
Taking a deep breath, she climbed in the passenger seat.
“So… first purchasing narcotics off the street, now vehicular theft, besides breaking John B out of prison, what’s next on your list, actual murder-“
JJ turned to her, his hand on the keys in the ignition. “‘Kay, this is your chance, dip now, or be forever-involved.” He waited for her to answer.
“You said it yourself this morning, we’re all John B’s got. I know it’s stupid, and I know it’s probably not gonna work, but we have to try. We can’t just sit around and not fight for him, because that’s what family does.
They stick up for each other. So are you staying, or are you going?”
“If I do this, you owe me big fucking time. Do you understand?” Andy sighed as JJ nodded.
“Well then let’s go.” She patted the dashboard.
Go big or go home. They were gonna try to break John B out of jail.
They ditched the ambulance at the junkyard (AKA JJ’s secret spot) and returned to his house for the night.
Andy got a good nap in while JJ played some stupid video games, and when it reached ten o’clock they headed back out for the plan, JJ dressed in a solid white jumpsuit he had swiped from the back of the bus, and Andy in an EMT shirt and black dress pants.
“I hate to admit this, but I have a sickeningly optimistic feeling about this.” Andy said, peering up at the stars in the sky, after all, this may have been the last time she would see them for a long time.
“Oh really, after you fought me on it all day?” JJ grinned. “I can be smart sometimes.”
“You’re smart all the time JJ.” She sighed. “Everybody’s just not smart in the same subjects. Everyone has their own niche.”
“Niche?”
“Their own speciality.” Andy nodded. “Your speciality is clearly criminal activities-“
“Your’s is too.” JJ nodded matter-of-factly. “And history. You know a lot about history.”
Andy pondered for a minute, wondering if that was a back-handed compliment or not. “Thank you...”
It was roughly 10:20 when they settled into the ambulance, waiting in comfortable silence. “Just waiting on your call John B. Come on buddy.” JJ tapped his foot nervously.
In the rearview mirror, Andy saw a police vehicle approaching. “Oh you have to be kidding me.” She groaned.
JJ sighed, drumming his fingers on the steering wheel. “Just play it cool alright? Let me do the talking.”
Every single cop on Kildare Island knew Andy and JJ, how could they not? They were products of their bloodlines, frequent fliers, and they’d been all over the news the past few weeks. They were almost local celebrities.
The police vehicle pulled up beside them. “I hate when it’s slow like this, ya know?” The officer asked from his seat.
“Tell me about it man.” JJ said deeply, disguising his voice. Andy rolled her eyes, turning away from them.
“Hey, what happened to Ricky?” The officer asked. “He bang out?”
“Something like that…” JJ replied.
“One-three Eddie. We’ve got an unknown at KC detention.” A voice blasted through the radio. There it was, their way out.
JJ quickly grabbed the receiver. “Yeah, ten-four. We’ll be right there, thanks so much. Over.” He hung it up. “Duty calls. I’ll see you later, have a good night.” He started the bus.
“Hold up.” The cop said, halting JJ’s movements. “I got nothing to do, I’ll pace you.”
JJ sat still for a moment, comprehending what was happening, before following the cop. “This is a freaking joke.” Andy muttered in disbelief.
“Take it as a sign from above babe.” JJ nodded.
They trailed the cop the entire way to the prison, stopping outside the gate. Neither of them looked up at the guard as he shined a flashlight in the vehicle, making sure it’s clear of any potential threats.
“It’s straight ahead to the transfer bay.” The man pointed.
“Copy that. Thank you sir.” JJ nodded as the gate slid open. He drove the ambulance through. He backed it into the loading bay
“Right, you get in the back, put one of them stethoscopes round your neck and get ready to look like you’re gonna save his life, okay?”
Andy sighed, nodding and climbing into the back of the ambulance, waiting patiently for the doors to open. She dug through the cabinets, searching for a stethoscope, which she eventually found, slinging it around her neck.
She waited and waited hearing JJ bullshit continuously outside of the vehicle, before the doors opened up, with JJ, a nurse and a prison guard standing behind it. “Alright, let’s get him on up there. My partner can take care of him.”
They lifted the patient into the back of the van, and Andy couldn’t stop her eyes from widening at the sight in front of her.
The inmate in the back of the van was not John B.
Andy clenched her jaw tightly, timidly helping the inmate onto the gurney. “So they told me the officer would drive, so we could have two sets of eyes on the patient in case of an emergency.” JJ nodded to the nurse.
“He’s weak, feeble, pale and shit. We gotta do medical stuff on him or else we’re gonna lose him. You don’t want that on your hands.” He tossed the officer the keys, pulling the doors shut.
JJ strapped the inmate down, across his arms and chest and legs, and his wrists and ankles were bound.
Andy stayed silent for a few minutes, waiting until they left the prison to speak. “Hi, I’m gonna cover your ears for a moment, okay?” Andy smiled kindly at the inmate before covering his ears with her palms.
"JJ, do you realize that this is not John B?!”
“Of course I realize this isn’t John B! Why do you think I’m panicking?” JJ whispered.
“JJ! This isn’t a joke anymore! This man is seriously sick and they think we’re gonna take care of him!” Andy was panting from anger.
“We broke the wrong man out of prison! We don’t know who he is, or why he’s here, he could be a murderer-“
“I realize that! I realize everything you’re saying! We’re in deep shit!” JJ groaned, sliding down the doors to sit on the floor.
“Be advised, there’s a ten-sixty-three in-progress. I repeat, a ten-sixty-three in-progress. Do you copy?” A voice sounded on the radio.
“Copy…” The officer replied on his coms.
“Continue with the patient to the hospital. We have backup on the way, do you copy?”
That’s it. They were toast.
“I read, ten-four.”
“Officer, everything good up there?” JJ asked, clearing his throat.
The officer simply turned around, sliding the divider shut. “Well that’s it JJ, we’re completely fucked!” Andy clenched her fists, trying to make them stop shaking.
JJ stood up, yanking on the door, which, coincidentally, locked from the inside.
Just outside, a herd of police vehicles, sirens and lights ablaze, began following them. “C’mon Kie, I need a miracle.” JJ talked to himself, puling out his phone and typing on it.
When he was finished, he turned to Andy, a sad look in his eyes. “The ride was fun while it lasted.”
He stood up, pacing back and forth in the small space. “Plumb was right, I’m gonna end up just like my dad.”
Andy frowned. She knew it! Plumb had gotten into his head. That bitch. “JJ-“
“Look, babe I’m sorry. I shouldn’t have dragged you into this. You told me how dumb it was and I still begged you to come with. It’s my dumb fault, and I’ll tell the cops you had nothing to do with it.”
“No JJ, don’t.” Andy stood up, holding his hand. “I’m here because I want to be. You have the right intentions, but just not the right execution. I know you meant well.”
“Guess this is the way it’s supposed to be.” He sighed, pulling her in for a hug.
They relished in the feeling of each other, assuming it would be the last time they saw each other for a long time. “I’m sorry it went down like this.”
The van halting to a stop jolted them from their thoughts. Andy and JJ jumped up.
"Go, go, go!” He shouted at her, the pair bolting out the side door and booking it.
“I know it hurts but keep fucking running!” He encouraged her, referring to her side.
JJ was right, her side burned like hell, but she’d take that feeling over the suffocation of handcuffs around her wrists or ankles any day.
They ran and ran, through the wooded patch in the park, where Kie and Pope were waiting in the getaway car on the other side of the lawn.
Andy dove into the back seat, JJ tumbling in beside her, and Kie took off.
The car was silent, saved for the labored breathing of Andy and JJ.
Andy clutched her chest, willing her lungs to relax as she replayed the past fifteen minutes in her head.
“I’m seriously not even gonna ask.” Kie said, in disbelief.
“Look-“ JJ panted. “We busted the wrong guy outta jail. Sue me.”
Kie’s mouth opened in shock, turning around to look at them. “What!”
“At least we were trying!”
“Why are you two always doing such stupid shit?” Kie groaned.
“Well I’m gonna end up in jail anyway so-“ JJ sighed, leaning his head back against the headrest. “So why does it matter?”
Andy kicked him, not very hard, but just enough to get his attention.
“Would you stop fucking saying that?” She snapped, finally breathing normally. “Don’t let that bitch get into your head. You’re better than that.”
JJ stared at her for a few moments, saying nothing.
“You guys okay?” Pope asked, genuinely caring about his friends wellbeing.
JJ nodded. “Yeah, just a doozy of a day.”
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cellymosayian · 1 year
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No ma’am you won’t ever catch me out being desperate like that and that in my opinion is cuz why would put a spell o na mf who won’t love you just let ‘em go sometimes people come in to show you what parts of yourself to love don’t mean you gotta stay and tolerate bs I might snooze a little bit I’ll be on my way eventually baby no I’m not even tryna be tied down like that that’s a little too permanent I’m more of a seasonal you kno 😮‍💨
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mikkock · 4 years
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@daisugaweek2020 , day 1 : STRANGERS / Roommates
This one’s for all the lads I used to see daily on the train, and whom I’d only ever speak a word to when it was late, but still perfectly recognised as if we were the bestest friends. 
Maybe (definitely) these two will be less of a coward than I am and start an actual conversation and become train ride buddies, and then all the time buddies (and then they kiss).
#daisugaweek2020#daisuga#cuz i keep thinkin bout that post about like what was it half strangers whatev bout ppl u see routinely but dont kno#but u start building care over just cause u recognise em n share a bit of routine with whatev#n i can relate cuz my fellow train takers u_u#im back taking the train but all of em dissapeared n im so sad i was so waiting to see em again from afar since like the middle of#the 6months long quarantine#only ones left are the ones who were my teachers last year shffhshjfs wild shit rly#also fyi the ppl at the back are indeed those ppl id see daily. bc Shoutout to them for existing#esp the gal with the puffy jacket who was so pretty#anyway they get to live my life. they take the same train#everyday back n forth n keep seeing each other n just glancing#cuz they be cute n noticing that they cute ya kno#they dont even climb down the train at the same spot on the way to work but they always 'somehow' end up in the same wagon n just 👀#anyway ill let u Thinke Aboute It#i must say i love dressing those hoes its like 'aight daichi gets well fitted practical Handsome Dream Boat fits. lookin well put together.'#and then i just make suga dress like a mess#tbh imma be real i just throw him in the sorta clothes i wear#suga just got that energy that makes it easy to project on lmao i see him i go 'aight me'#got those photo/film student in the middle of a phat rush who's runnin arund all day but still got that Gotta Express Meself fits ya kno#so like put normal ppl clothes make em too big so its Comfy n then make it gayer. make a bowl of skittles throw up on him.#anyway anyway best part of this drawing is the 'PUSSY' graffiti on the left wall.
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glorywaited · 3 years
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logged on to change to a summery aesthetic with my new dash icon n header uwu hopefully they look good but let me kno !! some things came up but i’ll get to things here soon, sorry for disappearing life is just incredibly rough rn but i’ll get back up now !! love u all n hope ur doing well !! ♡ ♡ ♡
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fallish · 3 years
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botanyshitposts · 5 years
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wikipedia page: cassava is a hugely important crop, especially in third world countries. it’s the most prominent source of carbohydrates in the world behind rice and maize. 
me: o nice. go on
wikipedia page: usually its great but it also has cyanide in it and some varieties will just straight up kill people and its just like A Thing That Can Happen. most of the plant is literally inedible on a good day. this means that most people living with it as a staple in their diet have ways to process it first to casually remove the cyanide, especially when dealing with more poisonous varieties, but deaths still happen and they get worse during years where environmental conditions are poor in which the plants cope by producing even more cyanide. usually other crops are outright dying in the same conditions, meaning more people turn to them to avoid starvation only to face A Huge Amount Of Actual Cyanide
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rebouks · 27 days
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-- anon
I'm sorry, but what kind of accent does Ivan have? He's the only sim who speaks that way and now that he's more in focus, I can't help but wonder where he comes from! Also, while I'm at it, I've also noticed that you stay loyal to the Sim world ("speaking in Tartosan" "a Tartosan goddess", etc), and while it's obvious that Tartosa was based on Italy and Spain, do you imagine your characters being from real countries and with distinct cultural backgrounds?
hmmm idk that he really has an accent as such, it's more that he speaks more loosely/common than every one else. i don't really have voice claims or any real countries to pin these pixels to cos they're sims u kno, it'd probs get messy if i started tying things to irl and not others.. so nah, other than rough stuff like vaguely japanese for mt. komo or italy for tartosa i don't pin em to real places ig you could use my northern english accent as an example tho, like my mom is pretty well spoken but still northern right? so she pronounces her t's n shit but my accent is way more common and i drop all mine to a ridiculous extent (if i was to write butter or water the way i'd say it it's practically unreadable lol.. like bu'uer? bUHer?? idk lmao) so Ivan probs speaks like me tbh.. Tommy, Rhys and a couple others speak that way too and Oscar does when he's drunk
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-- @zosa95
For Bryatt!
Disagreements: How often do they argue/disagree? ehhh probs not a lot, i can't imagine Wyatt engaging in pointless arguments, he'd just walk off lmao
Sex: Who moans the most? Brynn..
Family: Who changes the diapers? mostly Brynn
Family: Who gives their children ‘the talk’? idk ig with Ellis it'd be Wyatt but it'd be like "wrap it up n' pee" so i can see Brynn adding to that 😆 all Brynn if they have a girl tho
Affection: Who gives the most kisses? Brynn!
Sleeping: Who wakes up with bed hair? Wyatt.. u know Brynn has pictures of that shit
Home: Who does the groceries? Wyatt.. gotta make sure actual food is in the house u kno
Miscellaneous: Who kills the spiders around the house? no one.. lil spider did no one any harm 🕷
Miscellaneous: What do they tease each other about? hmm idk if they tease each other all that much tbh, they're playful but not at each other's expense u kno
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-- @akitasimblr
hello becca! for salton, pleeeeeeease <33
Who is on top? Sid most the time lmaooo.. let's face it, Alton be lazy n' submissive
Ever had sex in public? a couple times
Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? in between? mostly the latter
Where is the strangest place? probs a broom cupboard or smth at uni idk lmao 😆
thanks!!!
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-- anon
I know you don't do WCIF but would you mind sharing the creators you like most for male sim clothes? I struggle to clothe my guys a lot and I noticed you have a huge cast of male sims, so I was wondering. My bad if this sort of ask is unwelcomed too tho
but.......... skjdskj idk darte77 and gorillax3 are prolly good places to start or u kno.. google
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-- @akitasimblr
hello becca!!! one more extra i wish to know of: well, a couple now, rickey love and patrick harvey :) a) where are they living now? b) what do they do for a living? c) any chances of seeing them again in fib (or their daughter...??)? thank youuuu!
ohhhh idk.. i think the whole point of em, as sad as it may be, is that Oscar n them lost touch n they kinda fell off the face of the earth u kno? a price Oscar paid for his choices ig never say never tho! and we'll see 'em again when i eventually get round to doing a uni flashback for Oskie so yay! 🤸‍♀️
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OC Deep Dive Questionnaire Tag
A set of 20 questions to get to know your OC! ty for the tag @dandylion240 @hannahssimblr @sirianasims & anyone else i forgot <33
ROBINNNNNNN 🧡
What uncommon/common fear do they have? that Oscar will disappear off into his confusing world of horribleness Robin doesn't fully understand yet ;-;
Do they have any pet peeves? not rlly.. pretty hard to piss the guy off
What are 3 items you can find in their bedroom? headphones - cameras - letters ^^
What do they notice first in a person? their thoughts 👀🧠
On a scale of 1 to 10, how high is their pain tolerance? idk.. 4/5? i imagine he's kinda used to feeling other ppls pain as well as his own but he's still a baby ;-;
Do they go into fight or flight mode when under pressure? FIGHT!
Do they come from a big family/are they a family person? yeeeeah.. he likes some quiet time now n then but he loves his family sm 🤗
What animal represents them best? fuck if i know.. a fly on the wall? lmao
What is a smell that they dislike? stinky younger sibling diapers
Have they broken any bones? not yet.. somehow
How would a stranger likely describe them? weird.. QUIET
Are they a night owl or a morning bird? night owl.. it's peaceful when everyone's asleep 💤
What is a flavor they hate and a flavor they love? cilantro/coriander - pastries
Do they have any hobbies? photography - pissing around in the sea/on his bike/in whatever he shouldn't - writing to Alex - SPYING ON PPL
Boom, surprise birthday party! How do they react to surprises? u can't surprise the lil guy.. i dare u to try
Do they like to wear jewelry? yeah ig as much as a kid does.. string stuff, friendship bracelets or w/e
Do they have neat or messy handwriting? kinda messy.. maybe it'll be neater later
What are two emotions they feel the most? intrigue & overwhelmed
Do they have a favorite fabric? he said he doesn't care
What kind of accent do they have? ✨imaginary pixel land accent✨
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and ty to anyone who's sent me any love trains recently <33333 ily all sm but i got overwhelmed the more i let pile up in my inbox so i deleted everything so i could breathe again 🙈
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rosykims · 4 years
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try roleplaying they said :) play a mean character they said :) itll be fun they said :)
and now im here :) hitting THIS dialogue :) shaking, sweating, crying my mf eyes out.........
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ragingwave · 5 years
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I’m so sorry about my lack of replies recently! On top of my wild weekend last week, i’ve been so fixated on finishing an about page for Nessa. I’ve been  prioritizing quick and small things...Though I think I have everything I owe nestled safely in my drafts though, so i’ll queue em’ out real soon! 👀 👌
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kimquatz · 6 years
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I've never thought about pearl n lapis till ur art and i've been blessed thank u so much 💙💙💙
YES, GOOD!!! they’re such a crackpairing at this point, but their potential/narrative as a relationship fascinate me so much??! my goal with my pearlapis fanart at this point is to shed the LIGHT of what COULD BE!!!! 😤😤
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