I would just like to point out that you turned a Doberman into a golden retriever and I think that's hilarious. (Referring to how you usually depict Michael to the ballpit version in that comic.)

This is literally all I could think about while Drawing Ballpit Micheal Lmfaoo

I know there's like a canonical reason he's like that in the au

But I only ever draw teen Michael as an ABSOLUTE DELINQUENT

It was honestly hard drawing him being nice lol😭

Haiii :D

I just wanted to let you know that you are actually one of the most stunning living beings ever! I guess people were absolutely right to say that the devil is beautiful cause wowza!!!

Anyway, how about I take you out on a duck themed picnic?

Yours truely

🥞anon <3

"oh,  wow!  i—wow,  i  am  flattered,  really.  that  sounds  amazing!  and  thank  you,  i  do  try.  i'd  love  to  go  on  that  picnic  with  you!  i'll  bring  the  blanket,  i  have  a  ducky  themed  one!"

do you have any tips on how to get past the hurdle of being too nervous to masturbate? i've kinda been accidentally edging (?) myself for years now because i keep looking at things that get me worked up but the most i've done is maybe rub on the outside of my panties a bit until it starts to feel a little bit good and then i get scared of how good it feels and stop. it was kinda exciting at first but now i'm tired of it and i just want to cum already :(-🥞

i was once in that exact position so i truly understand your struggle anon 🥺 i didn’t touch myself until i was 21 and i was so anxious when i first started. obligatory disclaimer i am not trained in this topic nor a sex therapist, just speaking from my own experience!

what helped me was taking my sweet time and reminding myself that my body knows what to do. (one of my fave affirmations that i use for a lot of things.)

i think it can be scary because it’s such a big intense feeling, and a natural first impulse is to make sure you can control that feeling by making it stop. one helpful reframing could be ‘i can stop, or i can pause, take a breath, and keep going.’

i also recommend looking at yourself in a mirror, get acquainted with what’s going on down there. this might sound rly basic but i had to do that to get comfortable with touching myself. when i could see what was going on it helped demystify and make it feel more normal.

everyone’s body & pleasure is different, you might be able to cum touching through your panties but in my personal experience i get too much friction that way and it ends up being uncomfy if i rub fabric on myself for too long, kinda like a rug burn feeling. not my fave lol. though hey, you might like that!!

my biggest tip is to remember that pleasure is safe and good for you. generally speaking if it feels good, it is good. again these things sound basic but i know that a lot of us don’t get that messaging from anywhere and that causes a lot of fear and guilt.

i hope this helps a bit, giving you a big hug!! 🫂💓

I absolutely have no idea which story of yours brought me to your blog. I am pretty sure it was around three years ago when that happened ❤️ but I will forever stay!

AH! my sweet mapley pancakes with whipped cream!!

This means you were reading my fic in the first year I got here!!

I'm not sure either... was it when you did a smut free challenge?

Send me an ask and let me know which of my fics brought you to my blog

nghh daddy i wanna be fucked and thrown ard by you im so horny and naughty but I can’t come :((( tell me how you touch me please daddy

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awe, baby, if you're aching to be thrown around, then I think it'd be perfect to toss you onto my bed, spread your legs out and go right to tongue fucking that pretty hole of yours. just slip my tongue in and out of your clenching hole, reach a thumb up and start rubbing and teasing at your stiff little clit until you're arching your back and whining for daddy to get her tongue on it. I'd lick right up to your throbbing, stiff clit and wrap my lips around it, flicking my tongue against the bud and sucking on it until your thighs are shaking like the naughty, pretty girl I know you are

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💛: i just think you’re cute! 💗: i want to give you a hug!

K!!! COME HERE AND LET ME SQUISH YOU!!! 😭💘💘💘

PDA Game! 🤗

HANNAH! i hope you're having a great day. you deserve all the love in the world, always stay safe. will always be rooting for you and looking forward to your future works <33

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HI HII!! aw thank u ur so sweet 😭😭 + new anon alert!! how's ur day goin so far :3

Do you celebrate pancake day?

(happy pancake day)

I do! Though today’s pancake day sadly came with a killer headache, so it was pancakes from the Chinese takeaway instead.

Homemade pancakes (temporarily) postponed - hopefully they’ll be breakfast in the morning 🥞✨

In the meantime please enjoy this photo of my doggo and her pancakes from a few weeks ago :)

Hi if you don’t mind me asking, I’ve noticed some of your posts are tagged with the name Oliver but it wasn’t listed as one of your names? Sorry if this is rude, I don’t mean to be, I was just curious if Oliver was a friend or an alter or anything like that?

no worries man! yeah im an alter of jun’s whos been around a lot recently

AJ!!! Sending you many kisses and good vibes for the work week (you can do it!!!) What's something big or small that you enjoyed this past weekend? <3

K!! My dear!

Last night I went to see a really cool show that my brother worked on and it was so wonderful to see a piece of theatre art after so long! It’s a goth Cabaret and there was so much laughter and heartbreak, reflections on the bittersweetness of life and death and just ugh. It was freakin amazing!!!!

Send asks

Banana Nut Bread- Describe something you find comforting

Yankee Candle Asks

I'd rather not, thank you.

AMIIII CONGRATJLATIONS ON THE 200+ MILESTONE!!! YOU DESERVE IT IM SO HAPPYFOR YOU

NOOOOO PLS JETT I CAN'T- 🥹🥹🥹

I DON'T DESERVE YOU- YOU'RE SO AMAZING AND SWEET I-

AND PLEASE THE TAGS YOU PUT IN THE REBLOG I'M SOBBING I JUST CAN'T-

To my dear wife, I miss you and I hope you're doing well <3

WIFEYYY are you okay ;-; i miss you tooo

And I'm doing well im doing amazing i hope youre doing just as amazing

Talk shop Tuesday question ❤️ If you had to choose right now - in which fic you have written yourself would you want to live for day?

I apologize for my hard question ksksks 🫶🏻 hope you feel better soon!

PANCAKE!! 💚💚💚

It IS a hard question!

Without thinking too hard because I talk myself out of each one going oh but...

Seven Tears a lovely day by the sea with my passionate selkie man Ezra!

Shop Talk Tuesday

mommy im so wet🥺

I feel so empty rn without you in me😩 I want to be tied to the bed with my legs spread open so you can see how wet I am and watch me squirm for your touch. wanna do it in a room where theirs glass windows so people can see that I’m tied in the bed, dripping and messy.

want you to hold a vibrator till I just mumble and slur out to cum and cry to cum and have permission to cum. every time you dont let me cum bc mommy wants to play. and mommy can play with me however she likes <3 I just want to be a dumb fuckdoll for mommy to play and dump her load on.

i would get on my knees to worship u too mommy!! suck your strap and thighs, making the prettiest sounds for you and letting you facefuck me… fuck mommy im so needy I wanna touch myself so bad oh fuck so wet nghhhnghggh

this is so cute <3

I bet you'd look so adorable spread out for me, tied up so you can't use your hands to pull me on top of you, while I rest on my knees and skim my fingertips along the lips of your pussy, slowly rubbing your wetness into my fingers while I look down and watch all those expressions you make on your pretty face. I'll just ease a finger in, slowly, stretching you out so I can see how your legs spread automatically from getting fucked slowly.

you'd look so cute, angel, whining and begging for mommy to let you come whenever I turn the vibrator off. or maybe I'd just switch the vibrator to a lower setting, and stroke it along your pussy, then turn it to its highest setting so I can see how loudly you moan at the change. I'd lean down and softly kiss your neck, wrap my lips around your nipples and lick them up, while I hold the vibrator to your clit and feel you tremble under me

you should touch yourself, cutie. bet you'd be so good for me, wrapping those lips around my strap and sucking the tip into your mouth, licking along the length of it with the flat of your tongue. you'd be so good for me

Pulp 🤢

NOOO JKJK you have strong associations with fridge magnet theory, it's the first thing that comes to mind. For some reason your vibes to me are also like a Firecracker icepop, but SPECIFICALLY one you get only after having to chase the ice cream truck five blocks. Idk but that's what it is <3

I AM PROUD TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH PULP. THE MOST GODLY OF THINGS. DE-FUCKING-LICIOUS!

Fridge Magnet Theory though, my most beloved. 😌💖

If you see me Googling Firecracker ice pop, no you don't... OH! THOSE PATRIOTIC LOOKING POPSICLES! Idk what this says about me. asdfasdfasdfa

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Tell me what you associate with me.