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bkghq · 2 years
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I just followed you but like
spill the tea
hello hi ^^ thanx 4 following me !!!! this acct is rlly a shitshow but anywho u're in for a ride cause this gon be LONG my friend
idk if you're a part of anitwt but its the biggest circus ever like srsly everyones dating each other ??? online??? like it's not twitter but tinderz??? like half of my moots are dating each other and proclaim their love 4 each other in 3 days of dating and 5 days of knowing each other im not saying its bad but it sure is very cringey when they tweet stuff like "11:11 my beloved gf u r my waifu darling mwah mwah lets make so many kids 🥺🥺🥺/srs"
anywho a moot of mine (call him jake) he is like the emo broken sad skater fuck boy 😿😿😿😿 and used to flirt w all his female moots and was very bad at it once i tweeted ' i cant feel my legs ' after leg day @ gym and he replied 'i can feel them for u 🥴' LIKE?? WHORE WE ARENT EVEN CLOSE WTF U JUST FOLLOWED ME CALM DOWN DAWG and like he was honestly SO creepy
a few days later this other girl (who's my close friend's moot) starts dating him and they've like known each other for like half a day 💀💀 and in three days they are all over my tl with 'i love jake hes the loml ive never felt this way for anyone youre the light of my life' shit also the girl is like 14?? and jake is '16'
anywho they are constantly flirting and shit and its not even decent its SO bad the type that makes u wanna gauge ur eyes out
so in the evening i open twt and i see a whole thread of jake saying he is not who he claims he is and his name isnt jake neither did he ever love the girl and hes no sad emo gay he isnt 16 he can't skate and the pictures he posted of himself isnt even him 💀💀💀💀💀
AND HE CHEATED ON THE GIRL TOO
he was SO unbothered about it too like he just didnt give a fuck so so nonchalant it was nauseating and later on tweets 'kinda liking all the hate im getting' GAL—
and like maybe im a bitch but this shits so funny to me like ya'll had it coming 💀 i feel sad 4 the girl but um anyways
moral: dont have crushes online bc for all u know they are some 69 year old creep and also don't confess ur undying love and how u wanna have a bazzilion kids with them after 3 days of 'dating' 👍👍 and also join twitter its fun
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