♥ Send a ship and I'll give you who -😘
Gives nose/forehead kisses: They both give forehead kisses. Buffy's the nose kisser.
Gets jealous the most: Spike, but Buffy has her moments.
Picks the other up from the bar when they’re too drunk to drive: Spike would probably be the one picking drunk Buffy up.
Takes care of on sick days: Spike takes care of Buffy and by taking care of her, I mean that he has to keep her from getting out of bed because she'd always be trying to be working (if that makes sense).
Drags the other person out into the water on beach day: Spike can't go out in the sun, but at night during a heat wave, Buffy would be dragging Spike out.
Gives unprompted massages: Both
Drives/rides shotgun: Spike drives. Buffy rides shotgun. Buffy doesn't drive.
Brings the other lunch at work: Probably Spike if Buffy actually had a job like that.
Has the better parental relationship: It's pretty even.
Tries to start role-playing in bed: Spike
Embarrassingly drunk dancer: Buffy
Still cries watching Titanic: At this point in time, I don't think either of them cry because it's been pointed out that there actually was room for Leonardo DiCapprio's character on the raft and Spike would be ranting about it and Buffy would agree with him.
Firmly believes in couples costumes: Neither
Breaks the expensive gift rule during Christmas: This one's a stumper.
Makes the other eat breakfast: Both (or whatever Spike's version of breakfast is)
Remembers anniversaries: Neither
Brings up having kids: Buffy, but only to be funny
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reminder not to do what i almost did just now and tell tumblr what your high school mascot is/was just because someone made a fun poll about it, because that's a SECURITY QUESTION ON A BUNCH OF YOUR PASSWORD-PROTECTED PLATFORMS
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Even booping those mutuals I've never interacted with. :))
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Podre cagarme de hambre en esta vida pero nunca trabajaria de milico o policia.
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No podría ser presidente porque uno de mis primeros actos sería quintuplicar el presupuesto de la CONAE y si me preguntan por la "base espacial china" mi respuesta sería "deberíamos tener más" y firmo con ellos para su base lunar, mi respuesta al discurso de Menem de la estratósfera es "tenía razón y se quedó corto", mandaría un astronauta italo-argentino a la ESA a ver si puede conseguir un asientito en el Artemis de la NASA para tener un argentino en la Luna, toda mi presidencia sería básicamente una excusa para desarrollar la economía y la justicia social pero todo con el objetivo final de mandar argentinos al espacio y nada más.
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