Farleigh Brainrot hitting hard
He moves back to America. There’s nothing he gives a shit about in Europe anymore since his cousins are dead and Sir James is staying true to his word of cutting Farleigh off.
He goes for a law degree, since the Catton Siblings did always like Legally Blonde.
He moves around a lot. So many places start to remind him of Saltburn or Oxford eventually.
During a bender in Atlanta, he learns how to shoot a gun. Shotgun, specifically. That has flair. He fucks a few farmhands, gets better and better at aiming—it’s a good time.
Farleigh revisits Saltburn for the first time since he moved. Since Sir James and Auntie Elspeth had passed away.
And Oliver is there, that little parasite. And he looks good. Crazed, but hot.
They have a horrible game of cat and mouse. They fuck a few times. Farleigh slips something in his drink.
They’re in bed after a wild night. Oliver is out cold.
Farleigh straddles him, the blue light of the moon casting shadows over the room.
And he shoots him. Point blank through the skull.
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Sex is when you push your finger into someones open wound and they make a pathetic little moan in response
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they wanna kiss each other so bad it makes them look stupid
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Leigh Whannell as Doug
COOTIES | 2014
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