This cat is literally Axl. It's the embodiment. I'm crying. This is Him. This is Axl Low.

THIS CAN'T BE... IM BEING CONSUMED BY SILLINESS

NO PLEASE... EVERYTHING BUT THAT...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

meaxl low mains axl low. according to his words "he's just like me fr"

me when i main zato in every gg game but walk around shirtless like this

my brain.

This is so true but there's a very funny thing about me when it comes to that... because I do curse A LOT every character that beat me up in any FG I play (god hates my temper), it doesn't matter who. I always find the worst names to call everyone in the game when they piss me off. Except Axl.

When Axl is the one annoying me, I bite my lip, I grunt, but I can't spell anything that isn't "hahah [slams the table 2 times and break my arm] he's Soooo.... SILLY... isnt he? jhahaha... [punches the wall] small precious creature...."

My gf, when she watches me play, just sees me getting pissed af and looks at me with the biggest eyes as if anticipating me cursing Axl Low, like scolding me "you wouldn't do that" with her stare. But it never happens. I'm unable to. It's like offending my cats because they destroyed my kitchen... they don't deserve this type of behavior.

something that's so rough about adoring Guilty Gear characters and actively playing the game is that I'm like "I love Sol Badguy he's an extremely well written character and allegory for living life in a way that matters to you. However he is bullshit fucking busted this patch you can't fucking keep this fucker off you all his combos are filled with burst baits and do a million damage and FUCK him." Which is a really bold stance to take when you play Axl Low, resident "annoying zoner motherfucker" who is probably agony to play against. Anyway there's a running joke that all competitive gear players hate every character cause at the end of the day, every character has something fucked up about their kit that's difficult to deal with and it just made me think the phrase "Not called Innocent Gear is it cunt" like that one transformers post and I laughed so hard I scared my dog.

This is what God sees whenever Axl crosses the timeline

for zine weekend event teehee

Silly guy. I love the silly dude. The silly dumb guy. He can't think properly. He has the logical intelligence of an ant. He is so silly billy. So skrumkly kumkly. So abadus badus. He's a himbo. He's blond. He has a good heart.

Axl Low, Crazy about you

Sol Badguy GGX

Axl Low GGX

Me after convincing the entire GG fandom that Axl is more orange cat than golden retriever and I take it as a mission to dominate the world and make all artists draw him with orange cat features as my life purpose