love when my brain is like hey girlie jsyk we’re doing bad for ummmmm undisclosed reasons and i say ok well can you tell me the reasons so i can fix it and my brain says 🤭💖no.

Write a horror story in the format of an Internet search history

I never watched BBC Sherlock or engaged in the fandom and being into original Sherlock Holmes in the year 2024 feels like frolicking in a meadow that’s grown up over a battlefield. Occasionally a war weary veteran with shadows in their eyes will find me. “Don’t you know what happened in this place?” they ask me. “I literally don’t,” I reply, and go back to drawing guys from 1895.

you ever feel like you were born with something rotten inside you and if people get close enough they’re gonna find out

I don't think I'm better off for having a computer in my pocket at all times. I was better off when the computer was a thing I booted up to play Zoo Tycoon.

Charles Van den Eycken - Sweet Temptation or Willpower (1891)

u know that thing where an animals grow in a far off place and some idiot introduces him to a new habitat and it turns out its characteristics that help them in their own sometimes are too helpful in the new one and they become like an invasive species yeah thats the word i was missing anyway back to my point i think i saw a human version of that just now i was driving in tonights snow storm and i saw a man wearing a big ass cowboy hat to keep the snow off him and a bandit red bandana to keep it off his face and a big ass pancho to keep him warm and nice ass cowboy boots to keep his calves dry and he was prancing along while everyone on the road looked miserable and frozen solid and idk i guess the point im trying to make here is i feel like cowboys would have taken over russia if given the chance or something

Yeah, yeah, im a lil late again and im sure u seen 100500+ Alistairs with roses, BUT! I want my own hahaha

Happy valentine's day 💖

every time i think, i take 10 damage

DONT become friends with me fr. We will be hanging out and I will casually bring up “hey, have you ever heard of Brandon Sanderson?” DO NOT LISTEN!! IT IS A TRAP!!! My tone may be pure but there is AUTISM in my eyes. The Cosmere will take over your life and it will ALL be because of my dastardly plan to infodump at you.

art process video of my new art print, available at my etsy shop!

pinches his cheek

Speaking of which, you should ready yourself.

Some rando: You should think about stopping your prescription

Me: My pills make me not want to die tho

They: You shouldn’t want to die, that’s not normal

Me: Yeah that’s why I’m taking my pills