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sweet-despair · 1 day
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Junko: Since October 32nd! The second Halloween!
Izuru: That doesn't happen.
Junko: Well, obviously not with that attitude.
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sweet-despair · 2 days
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Yasuhiro: Do you accept constructive criticism?
Junko: No, just cash and credit cards.
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sweet-despair · 3 days
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Junko: *swears LOUDLY at Mukuro on the phone lying on the table*
Yasuke, in a whisper: Can you just turn off the speakerphone?
Mukuro, also in a whisper: It's not a speakerphone.
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sweet-despair · 5 days
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Junko: Hypothetical question, if I organized an attack tomorrow and kidnapped you in the middle of your speech, would you still marry me?
Yasuke:
Yasuke: Is this a threat or an offer?
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sweet-despair · 5 days
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Ryota: Bonjour, Junko!
Junko: Bonjour, Ryota! C'est comme ça que tu parles français?
Ryota: Bonjour, Junko.
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sweet-despair · 6 days
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Nagito: Physical exercise is very important for a healthy lifestyle. That's why I do yoga every day.
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Nagito: *lying face down on the floor*
Chiaki: You just lie in a dead man's pose for an hour every day.
Nagito: Yoga.
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sweet-despair · 7 days
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Junko: If I die, my funeral will be the most fucking wild party.
Kyoko: If?
Yasuhiro: Cool, the only party I was invited to, and this bitch may won't die yet.
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sweet-despair · 8 days
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Maki: What is this invasion of tiny creatures over there?
Kaito: These are children. And they go to school.
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sweet-despair · 9 days
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Junko: I have an idea.
Izuru: We've been through something like this before.
Izuru: We then spent three days in the police station.
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sweet-despair · 10 days
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Mukuro: Did you buy a taco?
Junko: Yes.
Mukuro: From the same van that hit Makoto?!
Junko: I definitely couldn’t help him while being hungry.
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sweet-despair · 11 days
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Mukuro: One day you're going to be a mother.
Junko: One day? I am a mother!
Mukuro: The Warriors of Hope are not your children, Junko!
Junko: MY BLOOD IN THEM!
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sweet-despair · 12 days
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Junko: *hugs Yasuke from behind*
Junko: *gently kisses him on the temple*
Junko, in a whisper: If you eat my yogurt again, I'll kill you.
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sweet-despair · 12 days
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Nagito: *half dead, lying on the ground*
Chiaki, approaching him: Nagito, how are you?
Nagito: S-siri…
Nagito: Open… twitter…
Chiaki:
Nagito, dictating a tweet: YOU WON'T BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED LMAAAA
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sweet-despair · 13 days
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Junko: You've lived your life right if you see your photos everywhere you go.
Izuru: It's called a wanted notice.
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sweet-despair · 13 days
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Kaito: That's it, I'm fucked up, I'm not going to argue with you about anything anymore.
Kokichi: The water is not wet.
Kaito, turning the table over: WHAT THE FUCK IS IT NOT WET?
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sweet-despair · 14 days
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Yasuke: *works intently at his desk, without being distracted by extraneous stimuli*
Junko, lying upside down in a work chair: How do you think the stars feel?
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sweet-despair · 15 days
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Yasuke: I'm a grown man. I'm independent. I don't answer to anyone. Do you understand me?
Mukuro: What about Junko?
Yasuke: Of course, I answer to Junko, I don't want to die, Mukuro.
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