stylinson-spagghetti
Spagghetti Stylinson
Sinnamon roll but I bite :) Also, if ur Louis Tomlinson(deluluism), please marry me.
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that makes me feel sm bit better :)
Theres 2 types of people who read Anna Huangs books: People who like the Rhys/Kai types and those who like the Alex/Christian types
I like the Rhys/Kai types (unproblematic kings)
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Rhys Larsen (*internally*): God she's so smart and pretty. I'm so in love with her. How does someone so beautiful and perfect exist??
Bridget: *throwing popcorn at him*
Bridget: Fucking notice me
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Christian: So he (Josh) has been your best friend since college?
Alex: Yes.
Christian: Were there no other kids at Thayer?
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Josh: A mosquito tried to bite me and I slapped it and killed it
Josh: And I started thinking
Josh: Like it was just trying to get food
Josh: What if I went to the fridge and it just slammed the door shut and snapped my neck
Josh: How would I feel?
Jules: Are you okay?
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Jules: you know sometimes it's nice to be wanted.
Josh: Not by the fucking law, it isn't.
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Niko: I like it when there's a full moon, it looks so coooool.
Sofia: I like it when there's shooting stars, they're so pretty.
Alex: I like it when the Earth rotates, it really makes my day.
Niko and Sofia: *giggle*
Ava: *shocked gasp* Alex Volkov! Did you just make a dad joke?!
Alex, grinning: Don't tell anyone sunshine, you'll ruin my reputation.
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Ava, walking into the kitchen: Hey, good morning, lover
Alex: Hey
Ava: I gotta say, after last night, I'm a little weak in the knees
Josh: *walks out from behind the refrigerator door and slams it shut*
Ava:
Alex:
Josh: Here's an idea: you walk into a room...take a quick scan
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Theres 2 types of people who read Anna Huangs books: People who like the Rhys/Kai types and those who like the Alex/Christian types
I like the Rhys/Kai types (unproblematic kings)
#u just fucking ignored my entire existence?!?!?!?#justice for me#justice for all the josh chen fangirls#*sigh*#no one has good taste these days
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Rhys: Alright everyone listen up
Rhys: I have a lot to say and we only have a minute
Josh: Why are you in a hurry?
Rhys: I'm not but all of you have ridiculously short attention spans
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Dante : I'll offer you some friendly advice-
Christian : I don't want your advice.
Dante : Well, then consider it unfriendly advice.
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Jules: This date is boring.
Josh: This isn't a date. I said that I was going to the store
Jules: Then why did you invite me?
Josh: I didn't. I specifically said "don't come with me" and you said "fuck you Josh I'll do whatever I want"
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Stella, disturbed: W-what?
Christian, in his moment of realization: The allegations were false.
Stella: I like murder mysteries
Christian, trying to impress her: I've been a suspect in four murder cases
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Josh: *Walks in on Alex and Christian playing chess*
Josh: Interesting.
[Later]
Alex: What do you want for dinner?
Josh, staring at the wall: Loyalty.
Alex: Don't do this.
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Alex: *standing outside holding a sign that says "marry me?" *
Josh: oh my god YES!!
Alex: no, tell Ava!!
Josh: AVA I'M MARRYING YOUR BOYFRIEND
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Christian : Listen here, pretty boy-
Josh: You think I'm pretty?
Christian: It's an INSULT, idiot.
Josh: You think being pretty is an insult? Oh honey, who hurt you?
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Jules: Don't you just hate men sometimes? They can be so useless!
Ava: Right? They're terrible!
Stella: 100%
Bridget: Definitely.
Alex, Josh and Christian:
Rhys:
Bridget: Not you Rhys, you're perfect!
The other girls: Honestly, he is!
Alex, Josh and Christian: Wh-
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flynn rider and captain carswell thorne are the same person
#idc what anyone says#fucking fight me#flynn rider#captain carswell thorne#tangled#disney#the lunar chronicles#tlc fandom#marissa meyer#rapunzles tangled adventure#and while cress is obviously rapunzel#have you considered#that#linh cinder#isnt#just#cinderella#but also#cassandra#?#hmm?#HMMM?#i rest my case#thank you for listening
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