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stripperblvd · 11 months

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And just like that this hellsite has me back in its crutches. Sorry for being so incredibly inactive. Ik ik im a douche bag to you guys I’m sorryyyy

But it’s okay bc I’m in such an angsty place in life rn that I feel like I’m good to shoot out fics.

StripperBlvd is back.

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stripperblvd · 1 year

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…..what the hell happened to tumblr? I haven’t been active in a bit but WHAT THE FUCK YO? SOMEONE HELP

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stripperblvd · 1 year

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Sorry to everyone who still has asks in my inbox. Time for writing is slow rn

Not gone, just dealing with some stuff. Be back soon, love y’all 💜

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stripperblvd · 2 years

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Not gone, just dealing with some stuff. Be back soon, love y’all 💜

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stripperblvd · 2 years

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Update bc why not

First of all, 🥋 🪛 and 🏒 are pretty much non existent tbh

Now for the real contends

🐼 and 🥊

🐼: haven’t really been talking too much, but there definitely is something there, maybe we’re just honey for each other tho

NOW my dearest 🥊

😩 down bad for this dude. Literally such a dream guy for me, I gush to @noahschteponme almost daily about this man cuz JEEEEEZZZZ,

This man practically picked out my entire outfit just a couple of days ago, my makeup, complimented me the entire day, we continued in a really nice conversation, ended the day by sending me a bunch of videos of his drunk ass gushing about me 😫 it’s a different typa feel with this dude. Not to mention we’re already forming a sort of base trust since he’s been able to talk to me and accept advice for certain things he’s been going through. Def a 10/10

Mini personal rant

Ranking the guys Im currently trying out

🐼: honestly such a sweetheart. Definitely a dork but he always tries acting tough and cool, but he always gets awkward, loves it when I start calling him pet names, if I oppose something he says he gets all flustered. However, it’s early, idk how real things can be when it’s so damn fucking early, absolute beautiful voice

🏒: so cute, always complimenting me and my art, always wanting an update on how I’m doing. He’s a little dumb but it’s def very adorable, however we don’t talk too much makes me think there’s only surface level attraction

🪛: just another fuck boy who knows he’s pretty. It’s annoying, not bc I’m insecure it’s actually just frustrating that he can’t hold a decent fucking conversation, then whines when I leave him on opened or delivered, already made his bitch ass cry quite literally.

🥊: we don’t even talk that much anymore, maybe a message a day at most, but he’s very handsome, definitely a boy that id love to get to know just because we share a lot in common, looks like a fuck boy but isn’t actually one, which is very refreshing tbh. I just wish we could talk more bc I definitely would love to go out with this man at least once

🥋: fuckkkkkkk, he’s so fucking hot. Low key we haven’t spoken in a few days but holy shit I’d let this boy rail me until I’m in a wheelchair, legit idk abt actual attraction but GODDAMN, I wouldn’t mind having him as a occasional fuck Ngl

My own state: idk numb, going through it mentally, but I’m coping ig, I’m not one to reach out and I rather not, it’s not worth it, I’m holding back a lot but if it helps not getting my heart broken again then so be it, my space is good right now, I just need to start sacking up.

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stripperblvd · 2 years

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geetor tour???? 🥺

Currently just a Black Yamaha Acoustic and a purple warlock

Past: Orange Gibson, mint Strat and a blackJackson Dinky

But yeah, those are all the guitars I’ve owned ☺️

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stripperblvd · 2 years

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Daily reminder from your local metal head

METAL IS METAL, THE 80S WERE A TIME TO FUCK AROUND AND FIND OUT, if you’re not with the wave get tf off because that’s just how it was, that was the scene that’s what people enjoyed and that’s what got attraction

Sex drugs money and a whole lotta fucking drugs. Doing fuck shit just because, wrecking havoc outside of yalls aesthetic edits from tiktok with little scenes from fantasy movies. Enjoy metal all you want, just don’t turn when reality doesn’t meet your little filtered fucken expectations.

Not new Metallica fans trying to cancel Metallica for stuff the band did in the 80s. I’ve seen people saying “I’m throwing out all my new merch I bought because of Stranger Things” and “how can Stranger Things promote such a problematic band?” The icing on the cake is “Eddie would never have supported a band like this” Eddie, a character from the 80s who is into heavy metal music and sells weed/special k. What?! Yep he’d totally not be into them. Why are people like this?! Cancel culture is insane sometimes

Jesus Christ, some people really got nothing else better to do.

I'm gonna have to out myself that, apart from Queen, I barely know anything about the bands I listen to - but a quick Google search didn't dig up any real scandals? I mean...the phrase "sex, drugs & rock n'roll" does exist for a reason.

I saw a few people trying to cancel Eddie over selling weed/Special K as well after Vol1 aired🙄

Over what are people trying to cancel Metallica, exactly? I mean, I could understand if it was related to racism or sex scandals or stuff because that's truly problematic shit but Google didn't show me anything even remotely hinting at that direction so what exactly is the problem with Metallica?😅

#boulevard rants

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stripperblvd · 2 years

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Mini personal rant

Ranking the guys Im currently trying out

🐼: honestly such a sweetheart. Definitely a dork but he always tries acting tough and cool, but he always gets awkward, loves it when I start calling him pet names, if I oppose something he says he gets all flustered. However, it’s early, idk how real things can be when it’s so damn fucking early, absolute beautiful voice

🏒: so cute, always complimenting me and my art, always wanting an update on how I’m doing. He’s a little dumb but it’s def very adorable, however we don’t talk too much makes me think there’s only surface level attraction

🪛: just another fuck boy who knows he’s pretty. It’s annoying, not bc I’m insecure it’s actually just frustrating that he can’t hold a decent fucking conversation, then whines when I leave him on opened or delivered, already made his bitch ass cry quite literally.

🥊: we don’t even talk that much anymore, maybe a message a day at most, but he’s very handsome, definitely a boy that id love to get to know just because we share a lot in common, looks like a fuck boy but isn’t actually one, which is very refreshing tbh. I just wish we could talk more bc I definitely would love to go out with this man at least once

🥋: fuckkkkkkk, he’s so fucking hot. Low key we haven’t spoken in a few days but holy shit I’d let this boy rail me until I’m in a wheelchair, legit idk abt actual attraction but GODDAMN, I wouldn’t mind having him as a occasional fuck Ngl

My own state: idk numb, going through it mentally, but I’m coping ig, I’m not one to reach out and I rather not, it’s not worth it, I’m holding back a lot but if it helps not getting my heart broken again then so be it, my space is good right now, I just need to start sacking up.

#boulevard rants

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stripperblvd · 2 years

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I love the first one, bc to the average person it seems to far fetched, but to music nerds like myself 😅 we all know the geek comes out when we start learning stuff we love, specially when we start learning entire albums because they’re just that fucking good

Eddie Munson trivia (insp)

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stripperblvd · 2 years

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Reefer Rick (Eddie Munson x Reader Pt 1)

Summary: Who the hell is Reefer Rick? And why the HELL is Eddie Munson dating her?

Warnings: Uhh idk drug use? But I mean come on…it’s Eddie,

Word Count: 1.6k

Note: Slight change event order for the drug deal scene. Reader is Eddie’s age, this part ends in angst but don't worry part two ends in a happy note.

“Afternoon” your whimsical voice wafted through the silenced woods, dragging out the word as you made your way towards Eddie, who was sitting on the infamous wooden table, the one you had spent most of your high school years on. As far you could remember the table had always been abandoned, which made it the perfect spot for you and Eddie to commune. The table held so many memories, your first kiss, which coincidentally was with each other during freshman year, the initials that you and him had carved there sophomore year, on your one year anniversary. To say you adored this place and the man that was currently located there was an understatement.

“Oh thank fuck,” he huffed out, dramatically dropping his head but opening his arms towards you as if he was offering you a grand sacrifice. “Missed you so much.” Eddie’s words were a little muffled as he finally was able to get a good hold of you, making you giggle with how swiftly he pulled you towards him, his cheek pressing right to your stomach as he hugged you close to him. “Aw baby.” you cooed, bringing him closer to you and rubbing his shoulders, the tension in his body slowly melting away as you worked his muscles, the palms of your hands cupping the sides of his neck to make him look up at you, pretty little coffee colored eyes winking at you as he smiled lazily. You leaned down to press a kiss to his forehead, then his nose and jokingly avoiding his lips as you kissed his chin last.

“You know, not giving your boyfriend a kiss is a felony.” he whined, puckering his lips up at you as he gave your body a squeeze. His words drew a miniscule, breath laced laugh from your throat, your boyfriend’s dramatic antics always having a special part in your heart. “Hm, damn, maybe I should give him a kiss, don’t really feel like going to court.” you winked, finally letting your neck fall to meet his pink lips. Kissing Eddie was something you never got used to, even 5 years after you made it official it still never registered just how beautiful it felt. His mouth working against yours, tongue peaking out to swipe at your lip from time to time.

“I have this deal and then Hellfire tonight. I can drop by and spend the night if you want? I was thinking maybe we could, I dunno have a day to ourselves tomorrow.” Eddie’s soft words lulled your eyes closed, relishing in the feeling of being together, seeing as majority of the week you had seen very little of each other. The idea was appealing, you had been talking about going to a good little store a few towns over, the idea that you could maybe find a few good posters or maybe some good cassettes to listen to painting a little grin on your face. “I’ll pick you up, yeah? I got a few things to drop off for Wayne.” the easy smile on your lips broke when you heard the rustle of some leaves, the unmistakable crunch of some thin twigs announcing the entrance of a girl you had….mixed feelings for.

Your neck cranes upwards, a small sigh mixed with an annoyed groan leaving your lips as you reach for the blunt that's neatly placed behind your ear, your fingertips grasping a hold of the paper as the other hand reaches to your jean’s back pocket for your lighter.

“Um…I’m sorry if this is a bad time. I can come back!” Eddie’s hand leaves you a little too quickly for your liking, both of you stepping to the opposite sides as you place the rolled up plant between your lips, your dominant hand flicking to spark up the lighter and encinerate the opposite end of the small cylinder, while the other reaches up to cup around the small flame that sizzles as it begins to burn the tail end of your blunt.

“No, no you’re fine you’re fine.” Eddie’s words are quick, that hint of nervousness that you’ve come to pick up from his voice so easily spotted as you shoot him a slight glare. But his eyes are trained on the small blonde that’s before both of you, her thin, cheerleader uniform clad frame almost looking pathetic between the two of you, who so similarly shared styles. It didn’t take a genius to feel the tension, especially when Chrissy Cunningham looked like a trembling squirrel, her hands clasped right above her abdomen as she nervously shifted the weight of her body between her feet.

“I’ll see you back at the trailer Eds.” you mumbled, shooting Chrissy a neutral look as to not scare her and with your words so did a puff of white smoke trail out, huffing to get most of it out before inhaling again and walking off. It’s not that you wanted to be bitchy with her, but something about Chrissy’s willingness to stick by absurdities while presenting the image of a soft, kind girl didn’t sit right with you. It didn’t help that you had previously worked for her father, who albeit better than her mother was no angel himself.

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Back in Eddie’s trailer you bid Wayne goodbye, making sure he had a good helping of food for his break. “Thank you for the food kiddo.” he smiled, before making his way to his truck and shortly after exiting the trailer park. It warmed your heart that he had been so gracious of you, being like your father figure for all these years that you had known the Munson’s. You knew he reciprocated the feelings too, many a drunk night confessing to you through slurs that he couldn’t pick a better girl to be with his Eddie, that he was so glad the kid had found something so real so early.

But your blissful thoughts were interrupted by the hard to miss roar of Eddie’s beat up old van, the shaky motor rumbling through the park and the faint sound of music that absolutely blared from his speakers. You could hear his van park in the front, high fiving yourself for having taken the spot in the back of the trailer to make sure he didn’t accidentally run over a poor racoon trying to get behind. Your mind shifted smilingly, knowing that you had a pretty fun night planned, even if it really only meant sitting in your pjs and ordering a gigantic pizza and wings. But as long as Eddie was there, it didn’t matter. A night with him and the promise of a date tomorrow after so much time was what kept you on your toes for the entire evening and now that he was home you could finally put away any worries of what the week had brought.

However your giddiness was short lived, when you looked up only to meet the reluctant entrance of the one and only Chirssy Cunningham, your boyfriend pushing her right along as he closed the door, only pausing when he met your fuming gaze.

He looked like a deer in head lights, his dumb brown eyes popping wide open as he froze for a sec, his hand stiff on Chrissy’s shoulder, the leverage he’d been using to push her inside so they wouldn’t bump into eachother. Eddie’s other hand was still on the door knob, even if the door was already closed. Chrissy, on the other hand, looked as if she’d shit her little mini cheerleader skirt any time now, knowing that this wasn’t a good look for the boy behind her. Coming home late at night, dragging inside some girl that he didn’t really have any business being around, his girlfriend of god knows how many years sitting on the couch with a beer and no context as to why said cheerleader was being ushered into her boyfriend’s home.

You couldn’t help the boiling rage that was now seething from deep inside your chest cavity, your fingers gripping the bottle’s neck so fucking tight that you thought you might just break the whole thing. There was a small tremble that suddenly overtook your body, the need to hit something or maybe yell obscenities at the two stunted figures before you rising with every passing moment. What was he doing with her? What were they doing in his trailer? Why so late at night? You weren’t normally a jealous person, but something about Chrissy in the living room that you had previously been the only constant feminine figure in was starting to make your hands and fingers itch.

But you just slammed the beer bottle right down on the floor picking up your keys in a swift motion and rising from the sofa, your feet stomping through the small hallway that leads to Eddie’s room and the back exit of the trailer. It wasn’t fair, you knew that trying to start something would just end with you beating the poor blonde to a pulp in the middle of the Munson’s living room. Either way, your relationship was at risk, the thought that Eddie might throw it all away…nearly 6 years of being each other’s lovers. For someone like Chrissy Cunningham?

Next thing you knew you slammed the door behind you, your keys eagerly being pushed into its designated hole as you gripped the wheel maliciously, ignoring the burn in your eyes and the tremor of your arms as you immediately roared out of the park, without care that your car hadn’t had a time to start up. You didn’t know what was worse, the fact that you nearly ran over too many bikes while speeding away into the night and towards your old hideout, or the fact that even if you didn’t see it, you knew.

Eddie didn’t even follow you out.

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Hey guys, so sorry for being inactive for this past week, my schedule got kinda hectic and i currently have 30+ works in progress (which include your requests) thanks for being patient!

#eddie munson #eddie munson x reader #stranger things 4 #stranger things #st4 #eddie munson x female reader #st4 vol2

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stripperblvd · 2 years

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Mistakes Happen (Eddie Munson x Reader)

Summary: Every time you encountered Eddie Munson you dreaded what was to come. You weren’t particularly clumsy, neither was he, so how in the ever loving fuck was it that he always managed to somehow cause a mini train wreck every time you were around him.

Warnings: None.

Word Count: 3.4k

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The cafeteria was completely immersed in talk of the new upcoming championship game, everyone wanted to see the Hawkins Tigers win a title after being in a rather mediocre streak for the past few years. You, on the other hand, had a much different lunch period than what everyone else had. As you walked through the tables of cliques you eyed everyone, the geeks and nerds, the party goers, athletes and the nearby table of cheerleaders. The semi normal people, the ones who weren’t extremely popular but also weren’t exactly at the bottom of the Hawkins High food chain. The loners, the ones who had purposefully decided to isolate themselves in hopes that maybe high school would pass by without inconveniencing them anymore. Then, by the windows you spotted your main target. The Hellfire Club.

Keep reading

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stripperblvd · 2 years

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Thank you

Like so fucking much thank you, if someone had told me I would go from like under 200 followers to my blog like tripling in size within a single month I’d say that’s make belief.

I love you all and I’m so glad you all enjoy what I do here

-💜💜💜

#boulevard speaks #Lowkey crying

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stripperblvd · 2 years

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Hey guys, sorry for not being too active. But I have about 20 ish requests PLUS 15+ works rn, tmrw I’ll try to post as many of the requests as I can

Love y’all 💜

#boulevard speaks

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stripperblvd · 2 years

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I just want you to know that I followed you specifically because you referred to sex as “the big chacha”

LMFAOOOOO i wasn’t nearly as sober as I wanted to be when I wrote that but I’m glad you liked it

#boulevard speaks #boulevard answers

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stripperblvd · 2 years

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Are you also writing/taking matchup requests? ^^

Yes! I love doing matchups, just try to be as descriptive as possible and pls make sure to add which Fandom/Characters so ik who to match you with.

Much love!

-💜

#boulevard answers

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stripperblvd · 2 years

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whoever lost you took the biggest L of the century. Good writer, sentimental, AND plays the guitar? WHATS THERE TO ASK FOR

“Mental sanity” - @noahschteponme (via FaceTime) 😅

#boulevard answers

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stripperblvd · 2 years

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Iron Maiden keeps playing through my playlists and I can’t help but geek out cuz It just keeps reminding me that the most popular track in Piece of Mind (aka the track that Eddie holds up while trying to save Nancy)

Is literally filled with lyrics about fighting to the death, but living to fight another day, the lyrics just describe the ‘final moments’ of “The Trooper”

Hehehehehe

#eddie munson

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