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strawberryseeded · 8 hours
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Sorry it’s early but you really can’t use fanfiction terms in a non fanfiction context like if someone is trying to sell me a book to read and they tell me there’s an enemy to lovers I would be annoyed because why are you spoiling the story lol
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strawberryseeded · 8 hours
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🐺 moon-moon4w00 Follow
Friendly reminder that asking your lycan partner to turn you is incredibly insensitive! Seriously can we retire this trope already? Not only is it just offensive, but no one would ever actually choose this life! Lycanthropy is a curse. Full stop.
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Ok user "moon-moon" as if that original meme wasn't created to mock pack nomenclature 🙄
Anyway I'm not gonna touch that internalized lycanphobia with a ten foot pole. Being turned by your partner is something that can be incredibly intimate as long as both parties are consenting and the one being turned is 100% sure they want it. Literally the only downside to transforming once a month is the pain, but midol works just fine. No one with these "lycanthropy bad" takes ever wants to discuss the legitimate positives that come with this "curse" lmao.
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I'm literally reclaiming moon moon but go off I guess. Anyways turning your partner is absolutely disgusting and morally reprehensible and anyone who does it should be muzzled permanently.
🌜 impawssible Follow
lmao my wife literally saved my life when she turned me but i guess she should be muzzled huh? we run through the woods hunting deer together and can each haul in groceries in one trip now, but nooo she's obviously a danger to society because she cares enough about me to help me when insurance wouldn't cover my medicine
also it was confirmed that the creator of that meme literally makes and sells silver bullets so if you still wanna use moon moon for yourself that certainly is a choice. source: (X)
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I love that instead of naming the more common benefits of lycanthropy, you mentioned that you and your wife can carry all the groceries in one trip. I think that's definitely a positive that gets overlooked far too often and I commend you for speaking your truth, sir
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lol thanks but I'm a woman 😅
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Plus werewolf blood tastes way better and is as filling as 10 humans 👍
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Oh my GOD you vampblr freaks will just flock to anything. It clearly says "vamps DNI" in my bio!
🐾 superhowllock Follow
lmaoooo of course you're a vampire exclusionist
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wasn't OP the same guy who said fursuits were offensive to lycanthropes and doxxed a werewolf fursuiter?
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They ARE offensive and harmful to this community and I'm tired of pretending they're not. They perpetuate harmful depictions of what a humanoid wolf is actually like.
🌜 impawssible Follow
me when I dox someone for making candy colored animal costumes that look nothing like what a real werewolf does
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strawberryseeded · 10 hours
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strawberryseeded · 10 hours
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(Trying to flirt) if we were in a time loop together I would try to save you every time even if I knew it was futile. I would go insane for you
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strawberryseeded · 10 hours
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strawberryseeded · 15 hours
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Pandora Graessl during Mugler fittings circa 2008, wearing the costume Manfred Thierry Mugler made for Beyoncé’s “I am… World Tour”.
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strawberryseeded · 15 hours
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Mysterioso No. 2. by Stephanie Birdsong
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strawberryseeded · 15 hours
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y'ever get haunted by the fear you will never write anything as beautiful as the US Steel Pipe Works Slag Dump Youtube Comment cuz hoo boy i sure do:
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shoutout to you, youtube user mrc109, wherever you may be today
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strawberryseeded · 16 hours
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The hatred for hot weather some people have borders on the insane sometimes.
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strawberryseeded · 16 hours
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shoutout to flags that look like landscapes fr gotta be one of my favorite genders
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strawberryseeded · 1 day
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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strawberryseeded · 1 day
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i feel so bad for non-argentinians like what do you mean you're missing out on the best news channel, crónica tv
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("spongebob was found drunk in public")
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("drunk driver almost caused a tragedy. batman as the only witness.)
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("claims that he was discriminated against for being handsome")
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("meow")
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("manchita broke the quarantine and can't get down")
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That Time I Was Blackmailed By the Class's Green Tea Bitch
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strawberryseeded · 1 day
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oh shoot i just remembered i shud study for my jap exam.... 0_0
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wachifield dayan cat teapot 1998
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