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Confuse The Bitches In Your Life
Let me give you inspiration to confuse people who are mean to you
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breaks into your home and caramelizes your onions
boo
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I’ll shove a whole ass thanksgiving turkey into your socks :)
~Loves yous
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Lmao as if I still don’t do it in highschool
The most important thing to do in middle school is to cry your eyes out to a song that sucks
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I’ll make you face the noot noot penguin from wallace and gromit, and you’ll be forced to atone for your sins.
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#wallace and gromit#penguin#feathers mcgraw#noot noot#I just searched and learned that the penguin has a name that isn’t noot noot penguin or pengoon
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I’ll munch down on your pencils like dried pasta noodles.
You’re gonna lose them sometime anyways
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I’ll throw paper into your next load of laundry.
I’m helping you organize your home
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I’ll froth your hand soap to top off my latte of sins.
You wish your latte could taste this good
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I’ll put bell peppers inside your pillow case.
It’ll help you sleep better
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I’ll put broccoli in your spaghetti while you sleep.
Enjoy the added crunch
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I’ll steal all your teeth from the tooth fairy.
Love you mwah
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