its kind of 🔥 when snails are fast its like breaking so many notions
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wut
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making posts about how beer tastes bad is a lot like that painting of a jester harassing a bunch of dogs while leaning over a wall, except the jester is below the dogs and trying so hard to reach them, and all the dogs are extremely beautiful and strong, and have a wonderful community built on love, and they never want for anything. they never want for anything.
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and words are futile devices
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we talk a lot about ohhhh what if my calling is to be the greatest mammoth hunter ever and I'm wasting my talents in the modern era but we never think about what if Thog from 30,000 BCE was the only person ever born who could get a sub-7min Donkey Kong Country any%, and he never got the chance. what about thog
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i love mighoba <3
THANK YOU... Meanwhile Mighoba loves Vanquishing Enemies
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get ready for an exuberant summer
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when the fastidious magistrate loses his temper, even the warlord shivers...
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TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.
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Hiii are u still answerinf questions about your ocs bc im VERY interested in Mighoba and the others they all look so cool
I AM YES (AND SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG) Mighoba in particular has a lot going on but he just got somewhat of a Clingy Yandere update + suffers from extensive nerve damage
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