bro I don't think this lifeguard is certified
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Work to be done 🍳
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Here's the finished artwork since the video doesn't do the up-close textures justice, pretty happy with this for my first proper go at oil pastels 🌈
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in the google doc. straight up "writing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. Nothing
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let's play a game it's called how long can i pretend i don't have basic needs and human emotions
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Fuck marry kill bruce wayne puppybong & superman
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when there’s an old photograph, AND the guy in it is really old, it’s like, wow, that guy is super old
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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
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My love for women is in a gay way. My love for men is also in a gay way. My love for other folks is, you guessed it, also also in a gay way. This is how I'm winning at the game of gender.
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The production value here is off the charts but this is also literally just what it feels like to play Uno.
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i don’t mean to be political, but what if everyone had basic human rights
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new ship dynamic called schrodinger’s divorce where characters are simultaneously bitterly divorced and fondly married for twenty years
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Goku: You wanna go to McDonald’s, son? I’ll get you a happy meal.
Gohan: Dad, I’m 25.
Goku: So you don’t want apple slices and nuggets with a toy?
Gohan: …That would be nice, actually.
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Ok sir have you tried jacking it off and on again
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