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This is my favourite SNL skit of all time now
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First + Last Appearances [1/5]
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"Why do you assume you're the smartest in the room?" @ my roommate
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😡😡😡😤
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an extreme sport: maintaining your opinion after somebody disagrees with it
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i dont think my friends understand. when i say my room is messy i dont mean “cute” messy where i have a jacket hanging here and there i mean messy as in fuckin trash island where garbage citizens hold elections over who will become the next trash overlord it’s fuckin gross
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Oh my god @ me next time bitch
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I need to drop all the whites and just stan these beautiful mixed men like Zayn Malik, Tyler Posey, Chris Evans ect.
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Does anyone remember fanfiction from like 2001 to 2004 tho?
-wacky, highly out of character ‘sleepovers’ with the villains of the series
-not bothering to research the culture the series originated from (we live in Japan but for some reason we’re celebrating a westernized version of Christmas?)
-sugar highs??? the entire cast has eaten sugar and now randomness ensues!!1!
-really surreal oneshots taking a completely illogical idea to the highest possible level played completely for laughs (re: maybe Harry was so good at flying because He Was A Broom All Along)
-user guides for characters (as if they’re adoptable robots)
-disclaimer at the beginning of the story, end of the story, used as page breaks in the middle of the story I DO NOT OWN THIS PLEASE DON’T SUE I’M DIRT POOR
-author’s notes at the beginning of the story, end of the story, used as page breaks in the middle of the story, LOL I WROTE THIS AT ONE IN THE MORNING PLEASE REVIEW
-nutshell/condensed retellings of the series, again usually humorous
-AUs where everything except the main character’s names are completely different that have no real connections to the series (High School AUs are EVERYWHERE)
-The writer’s favourite character isn’t dead and the rest of the cast questions it once and then never mentions it again
-the writer talking to the characters in script form before the story actually starts
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your dog needs meat and your kids need vaccines. end of discussion.
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Don’t come after me like this oh my god
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*Jake Peralta voice* SMORT
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hash browns will be served at my wedding
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So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment
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SO vine’s gonna be dead soon so i collected all the vines i fucking love, enjoy
and also tag yourself. I’m the boy singing “xoxo…. gossip girl”
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jake peralta: feminist cop
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Being receptive to each other’s interests
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