We open this blog once more to express woe

Me: What if one (1) day of my life went really well

My body:

Guess which bitch is never gonna take another class at the undergraduate level again??? It’s meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

2.5 hours until my exam and I am still hideously unprepared and also suffering from harsh bouts of chronic pain but just being in pain that doesn’t physically impede you from writing isn’t enough of a reason to get accommodation hahahaha I love my school 

T-minus 17ish hours until goblin prof’s exam and let me just tell you I’m just as mad about it now as I have been all semester. I fail to understand a reasonable way that anyone could get in the A range or even B range for this class when 60% of our grade is determined in a closed book essay-style exam with three essays to do in three hours. 20% of our mark per essay. One hour for each. The average person is going to write, what, four pages in that time? Maybe less, if they’re taking the time to organize their thoughts. They’re going to be absolute shit. Not only are your lessons a little racist ur also just bad at your job

Whew, I actually ended up writing 9 more pages after that post because that’s as long as it took me to get the content out but guess who never has to do that again unless I go to grad school!!! It’s meeee

Lmao last paper of this godforsaken study and here I am making 100% of the same mistakes 

Today in TMI land this stupid professor only releasing his midterm for 48h means that for precisely half of that I have to write my paper while experiencing debilitating cramps so thank u Monsieur Academic Goblin

Updates on those Secret Santa things: I went to my friends’ place, but left a little early so I could rest. 

Also I wrote and posted both of those Secret Santa fics, hit the suggested length requirements, and filled the prompts pretty damn explicitly. I settled on the main gen even though it was decidedly more difficult bc just like with HP I kind of leave the main gen to themselves, but 1) I got to write a wlw pairing and 2) I got to continue my Nardo tradition of only leaving het pairings as afterthoughts LMAO

Posting 2 this blog for the first time in months 2 express:

I have a Secret Santa with my friends that I do every year in 4.5 hours but honestly and truly my head has been throbbing for like a full day now and I haven’t slept at all so now here I am wondering if I should just contact one of my homies and ask them to bring my gift to the Secret Santa bc I am d-y-i-n-g

Speaking of Secret Santas, I’m doing one with my Nardo pals and it’s been wacky because I actually got two pairing options I liked (and I don’t like a lot of ppl’s preferences) buuuuuut bc someone dropped out and the organizer was looking for someone to fill in, I voluntarily, of my own accord, wrote a fic for a pairing I don’t like??? Why’d I do that??? I don’t even wanna put it on my AO3 lmao

Speaking of, although I finished that Fill-In Fic, I still haven’t worked on my present for the actual person I got. I haven’t even decided which characters to write. The older gen is easier but I know they like main gen more and also the older gen pairing is a man and woman while main gen pairing is two girls and I doooo think it would be funny if I never wrote a heterosexual couple as a primary pairing for this fandom ever, Balancing out my 100 or so j/ily fics hfkjghkjhgkhb 

Some fun facts: 

I have deleted a bunch of posts from my Sneap hate tag (there are still like 3 pages though whoops) not because I believe those things any less, but because I would like to believe I am slightly less spiteful now (or at least better at not posting abt things I dislike)

For the first time ever I am thinking of deleting a popular text post with 150k+ notes bc I cannot deal w/ the content of the reblogs

I went on a trip with some friends a couple weeks ago, and that was fun

One of my many sideblogs has like 700 followers now which both makes me happy and conflicts me bc I love making content and getting invested in things but also it’s my chill place so I don’t want like a whole lot of people there, you know? So while I love getting engagement on individual posts I wouldn��t care to get many more people than this following lol. But that seems like a silly thing to worry about and I guess at worst I can make my blog only viewable from tumblr dashboard or smth. I think it’s currently hidden from search results anyway

Casualties of yesterday

My arms from lifting everything in my apartment

My finger from cutting it when I was deconstructing boxes 

My one and only Naruto poster

One-third of my wardrobe

Victories of yesterday

Cleared out my entire apartment by myself

Kept within baggage limits 

Slept for 1000 hours 

Do you ever wish you could revoke someone’s ability to reply to your posts like “you do not add anything meaningful to this conversation” 

Man I’m so glad that bra sizing post includes links to actual pictures of bra sizes bc a number of times people have made me feel weirdly defensive about it bc they don’t understand how volume or breast tissue works 

Gfkgdfgkfg somebody said they’re glad Sh///eith probably isn’t queerbaiting bc of the spoilers as if there was anything queer or baity about this grownass man taking in a 12 year old boy and literally in Keith’s mother’s own words “raising him”

My memory lapses are truly wild I’m sitting here at 22 years old wondering what period of my life I had a beanbag chair and if it existed at all or if it’s something I just made up

Man my parents want so hard to believe that I’m sick because it’s easier to believe than that I’m depressed