Please excuse this Splatfest intro for having to get the Voight-Kampff Test out of the way.

Stranger added perfectly onto my joke name.

The new CoroCoro gear finally confirms Midna as a form of ancient Inkling.

When you’re screwing around in media player, and come up with something so dumb you have to make it.

The Squids with Masks Organization, when a plaza screenshot opportunity is so good I gotta make it a comic.

How Nintendo Labo was introduced.

The project that would’ve come after Grizzco Industries Message #2, and that Squirrel Ads Beach was created during to procrastinate. A few parts of it made it far enough to be repurposed since, but now here’s a video showing off what it would’ve been.

How it feels when the new Splatoon 2 content will consume your life.

The Splatfest wasn’t very difficult, so I fixed it 

Looks like the upcoming Splatfest is secretly teasing info for Yooka-Laylee on Nintendo Switch.

That feel when a lobby takes forever because it won’t let Japanese players connect.

Creamy & delicious, and it also rhymes!

Seen the promotional video from Grizzco Industries (US Version)? Ready to change the world? Put in tape #2 to find out about your new job. Learn the Salmon Run basics straight from your employer.

What would the lobby themes from Splatoon & Splatoon 2 sound like crappily mashed together?

“We’ve gotten some Octarian intel that wasn’t available to us in our most recent research footage. This odd creature is called the Tentakook. Tentakooks have an annoying tendency to dodge attacks while they litter the ground with bombs. Try hounding them into a dead end before finishing them off.” Gif won’t move? FTFY