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Sorry, but the post you reblogged where it's RoTTMNT season 3 is gonna come out? It's fake. I tried looking for it and the thing ain't real.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
thank you for telling us anon :(
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PLSPLSPLS BE REAL
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how to draw arms ? ?Ā
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SO MANY PING JUMPSCARES RECENTLY WHAR
THANKS FOR THE TAG!!
Poison - Hazbin Hotel
DGTL footprint - Kwite
a Look in - Kwite
webcore! - Kwite
Spectrum Obligato ~ Ebb & Flow (Out of Order) - Off the Hook ft. Dedf1sh
why are three of these my own songs -kwite
uhh @milkyflock @unnamed-chaos @baka-monarch @pixy-stix-art @jkknight98
tagged by @stickers-on-a-laptop
RULES: put 5 songs you actually listen to, then tag 10 people.
Welcome to the Black Parade - My Chemical Romance (yes im in my emo phase now)
Whirling-In-Rags, 8 AM - Sea Power
Haunt This Place - Small Fools
Can You Tell - Ra Ra Riot
Basket Case - Green Day
tagging: @malabadspice @otterorder @transcakeoutintherain @starstrike @svnrise-parabellvm @tetrafelino @vibinwiththefrogs @1tbls @funyasm @tiredtransgal
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THANKS FOR THE MENTION WHAT!!!!
ironically enough i am a factive of kwite and am actively listening to kwite music while watching kwite LMAO
i found a cool tag game on twitter and i really wanna import it (o^ ^o)
this picrew + the last song you listened to :]
no pressure tags: @blood-loving-leech @overtaken-boredom @lesbianthatyaps @kameonerd566 @hexedvampire @laczki @anonymous-shxtposter @fleurafae @flovqy + anyone who wants to do it <3
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ive seen people addĀ ārealā guns to splatoon shitposts, so why dont we add splatoon guns to normal shitposts
#this is so fucking funny oh my god#fronters; kwiteā angel/kaiā gold [rs'ing]#cofronters; stevenā 4w4y#reblog#splatposting
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THE HIGH GEOLOGIST!!!!!!!
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it is so fucking exhausting and annoying how white women, including and maybe even especially in progressive and leftist spaces, continue acting like they are not themselves still beneficiaries of tremendous privilege simply because they endure sexist or misogynistic discrimination. being a woman does not excuse the fact that you are still white and you still reap the benefits of being white! you do not get to "but sexism!" your way out of being held accountable for saying and doing racist shit!
#we're white and bio fem#posts like this make us feel awful about it#but that's not because theyre wrong#its because we know they're right despite the fact that we cant do ANYTHING about it#fronters; jaxā pomni [rs'ing]#cofronters; stevenā raggieā zoob#reblog
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INTRODUCTION AND MASTERPOST
Hi! welcome to the official blog for my Coroika AU, Corrupted Kings. This post is where you can find all the chapters I've posted so far.
My name is Cee, and honestly the only reason this blog exists is because my friends told me it might do well so, here we are!
Chapters will come out as I write them, blah blah blah if ykyk
Trigger warnings:
there are a lot sensitive topics in this weird au ive created and the piece of writing coming with it, and i will give a trigger warning for each chapter. however as a bland disclaimer, my story includes the following:
Abuse, Sanitization(which i will be referring to as funky green outside of the chapters), Maniplulation, death threats, violence, and VERY heavy Prince angst. if you are not comfortable with seeing any of these things i suggest you don't read the chapters.
CURRENT CHAPTERS:
Prologue
(chapter 1 halfway done)
#SPLATOON FANS GET YāALL JUICE#GET YALL JUICE GET YALL JUICE!!!#fronters; linkā stevenā ryanā min [rs'ing]#reblog
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About a week ago I posted this.
Iāve been getting horrible messages like this in my ask for months, including:
and my personal favorite
After getting the message saying āJust go kill yourselfā I was completely done dealing with this personās horrible messages and replied with just an āOkay.ā and logged off tumblr.
About a week later I logged back on with 17 messages in my ask, most of them from the anon. I scrolled down and at first when I logged off, the anon messaged me things like
I scrolled up more and all of a sudden they started sending me more and more messages like
This was extremely surprising to me. I thought āAfter all those horrible messages you sent to me for MONTHS about hating me and wanting me dead, you say āsorryā and that you ācant be responsible for someoneās suicideā?ā
But I guess the lesson goes like this:
DONT TELL ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES UNLESS YOU ARE PREPARED FOR WHAT MIGHT ACTUALLY HAPPEN
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VERY IMPORTANT a dam in the Netherlands, the weerdsluis lock, is directly on a migratory path for spawning fish. They have a worker stationed there to open the door for the fish, but they can take a while to open it. So to keep the fish from getting preyed on by birds they installed a doorbell. Only, the fish don't have hands to ring the doorbell. If you go to their website, they have a LIVE CAMERA AND A DOORBELL that YOU RING FOR THE FISH when they're waiting, and then the dam worker opens the door for them! I can't express how obsessed I am with this. look at this shit. oh my god.
Please check on the fish doorbell once in a while :)
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wow players having to stand in lines for a quest because a relevant npc can only talk to one player at a time. is the funniest image on the planet
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āHe wouldnt say thatā probably not but holy SHIT would it be funny if he did
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Rescued baby sealās first swim lesson
(via)
#ABSOLUTE PATHETIC WET CAT OF A CREATURE /VVVVVVPOS#fronters; linkā timeā min [rs'ing]#cofronters; ryanā crunchychip#reblog#splatsys saves
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OK new game. Use this website to see how common your first name is, and then put that number in the tags.Ā
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Write Your Story
I just showed my 11-year-old son how many coffee shop AUs there are on AO3.
Why?
He sat down the other day to write a Minecraft story about three kids who go through a portal in their back yard and end up in the world of Minecraft where they have to battle all the big bosses (I didnāt even realize there WERE big bosses in Minecraft but thatās beside the point). He wrote three chapters with a little input from me ā his first beta ā and y'all?
He was fucking excited. To be writing a story.
Today he came home from school and seemed a little down, so I asked him about it only to find out that some little asshole at his school told him, āThere is already a Minecraft story.ā
Me: Okay? So what?
Lucifer: If thereās already a story, no one will read mine.
Immediately, I dragged him in and pulled up my AO3 account. My boys know I write fanfiction, so I showed him my account and how many subscribers I have. Then I showed him how many Teen Wolf stories there are. And then, because it seemed like the perfect analogy, I said, āWhat if I wrote a story where two characters meet in a coffee shop and fall in love? No werewolves, nothing at all to do with the actual Teen Wolf universe. Just Stiles and Derek meet in a coffeeshop and fall in love.ā
He laughed.
I showed him Mornings Arenāt For Everyone. Showed him how many hits it had, how many kudos, how many lovely comments.
Then I said, āSo do you think, if anyone else wrote a story about those exact same characters meeting in a coffee shop and falling in loveā¦ would anyone read it?ā
He laughed and said, āNo because you already did.ā
So I clicked on the Sterek tag and refined to coffee shop AU. His mind was blown to see that they ALL had thousands of hits and kudos and comments. Then I clicked on JUST the coffee shop AU tag and showed him all the fics across all the fandoms written by countless different people.
Iām going to tell you all now what I told him because it applies to everyone.
Write your story. It doesnāt matter that someone else has written a story about that subject. They didnāt write YOUR story. Only you can do that.
And I want to read your story.
#our heart fucking MELTED over this#this is amazing. /srs.#fronters; linkā ichorā lambā narinder [rs'ing]#cofronters; ryanā min#crowded front send help#reblog#splatsys saves
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