I know cultivators have no need for horses but I think that’s just because they’re all secretly horse girls and would end up riding off into the sunset on the back of a wild horse instead of like, doing their jobs.
Jiang Cheng on an silver buskin Akhal Teke that’s as quick and fast as Zidian and just as protective of whats hers. Thinks LWJ sucks but his horse is cool because they like to ignore each other together.
Lan Xichen on an Andalusian that gives off the same calm strength he exudes. Very much the first to greet everyone and wants all the treats and can open containers.
Lan Wangji on a Lusitano, sometimes confused as the same breed as his brother’s horse but much more willing to kick someone. Can and will bite anyone at any time including Lan Wangji, only nice to WWX and LWJ respects that, somehow manages to get along with JC’s horse and both JC and LWJ absolutely hate it. (It’s because JC’s horse just isn’t interested in her so they just exist together)
Wei Wuxian on a fucking Clydesdale, Friesian who’s just as mischievous and playful and stubborn as he is. Will steal treats from Lan Xichen’s horse and also walks into houses, thinks Lan Sizhui is the Bees Knees because he always has treats.
bilingualism is what happens when an immovable object (piece of media that is not translated) meets an unstoppable force (12yo kid who really really wants to play/read/watch that piece of media)
pretty funny that black adam was in development for like 10 years because the rock was an annoying asshole about every minute detail and they put up with it, assumably under the impression that his involvement would guarantee a box office mega hit, and it sucked so so bad and lost them a fuck ton of money