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I've come to the conclusion, Regulus likes Cigarettes After Sex and Sirius like cigarettes after sex. Thank you for agreeing because of course there is no lie said.
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me promising three weeks ago that after eurovision 2023 was over I’d return to normal
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I'm having a BBQ and exclusionists are not invited ❤️
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"Are you a couple?"
Matthias: We are not a couple
Jesper: Matty-poo! are you embarassed of me? I thought we were over this
Matthias: He is joking
Jesper: Now you are gasligthing? Whats wrong with you? You said you loved me. Well, if you are so sure on denying our love, you won't mind if i go and make out with the hot ginger over there waving at us
Matthias: Jesper-
Jesper: Oh! and now i am "Jesper" , yesterday i was "sugar bunny" but things change, apparently
"How insensitive"
Matthias: oh boy
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"Are you dating?"
Matthias: no-
Inej: What?! NO! nononono! ew-
Matthias: ew?
Inej: no way! no, no no no no no no...
Matthias: alright, maybe mrs Kaz Brekker shouldn't be so judgy
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"Are you boyfriend?"
Matthias & Kaz: no
"Because we have couples discount"
Kaz: We are married
Matthias: what-
Kaz: Neither of us have a ring because we used the money to build our house, we don't need a ring when you have such an intense and passionate love like ours
Matthias: for the love of-
Kaz: us
Matthias: no!
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"Aww, what a cute couple are you"
Matthias: we are not a couple! what this is always happening to me?
Wylan: Maybe we should stop holding hands so they won't get the wrong idea
Matthias: not yet , they are still cold
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"Are you a couple?"
Matthias: NO!
Nina: huh?
Matthias: sorry, it´s the habit
#i just know kaz would use strangers to get a couples discount#anything to save him some kruge#kaz brekker#matthias helvar#the crows#six of crows incorrect quotes
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me when i want to find out if a famous person i like is queer
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