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Who's the prettiest boy of them all?

#portal 2 #filed #Mun DBD #Space Core #Rick #Fact Core #Wheatley #jadethefandomfamfox

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spam-mail-for-cores · 5 years

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I'm going to hug wheatley don't try to stop me

#portal 2 #filed #Mun DBD #Wheatley

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spam-mail-for-cores · 5 years

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Can I attempt to hug as many of the cores at one time as I physically can?

#portal 2 #filed #Mun DBD #Virgil #Wheatley

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spam-mail-for-cores · 5 years

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You know, not what I meant, but sure why not.

Oh, you wanted more? Yeah, here you go.

#portal 2 #Wheatley #filed #Mun DBD #siyrex

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spam-mail-for-cores · 5 years

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Can I hold a hand? Just one, for a like a second.

Yeah. This one came off one of the test subjects on Virgil’s testing track, I believe. Whoever the unlucky fellow was, they saved themselves from the acid - well, not most of them, unfortunately as you can see, but just enough.

#portal 2 #Wheatley #filed #Mun DBD #siyrex

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spam-mail-for-cores · 5 years

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Wheat! Virg! You got hands!

I have one functioning hand. And one functioning eye. Stupid needlessly complicated bodies, and I got the bad one. The rest of them have two hands, I think. Not like we all actually need these, anyway. We can just go back to our cores any time we want. It’s probably easier at times, too. No dangly human bits to take care of, no smell, no.... uh, never mind.

#portal 2 #Wheatley #Virgil #Space Core #filed #Mun DBD #sorry pep your designs are marshmallows now #jadethefandomfamfox

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spam-mail-for-cores · 5 years

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Is it working...? Oh, yes it is.

Looks like these android...ish? Bodies are working. Would probably take some time for the Reassembly Machine to get used to reassembling these.... disastrously and needlessly complicated bodies... Anyway, well, I could say I wish I look better, taller maybe, and less shoddy... There’s another one of them around here somewhere too, and he’s gotten a much better one than I have. Uh... Right, so.

I suppose I can use this to answer some of the mail? Got to admit, hands and feet are ugly but they certainly can be useful. Especially if you’re not hooked up to a maintenance rail or the mainframe. Totally not the mainframe, oh no.

#Wheatley #Portal 2 #Mun DBD

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spam-mail-for-cores · 5 years

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To both Wheatleys: *presents a headcrab*

CRAB CRAB CRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRABCRAB!

#Wheatley #anonymous #filed #Portal 2 #Mun DBD #Mun Pep

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spam-mail-for-cores · 5 years

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N O I GOTTA TPOSE IN HERE TO HUG WHEATLEY AGAIN

Just, um, try not to drop me, ok?

#Wheatley #anonymous #filed #Portal 2 #Mun Pep

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spam-mail-for-cores · 5 years

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Huh! Strange one, aren’t you?

Astronaut is someone who wears a space uniform to protect them from the coldness of the space while exploring it. But I mustn’t go on, that’s a bit rude. I’m not sure if it’s the protocol to tell people from outside of this place about what we study since the founder have an grudge against Black Mesa.

There’s more than just talking spheres since we expand to different projects, but I’ll stop right there for now.

"Oh wow. What are these spheres-" - Diesal

Oh, hello! I have never seen you around here and your appearance don’t match to any of the test subjects files. But, now, welcome, Olympian, astronaut and/or war hero, to the Aperture Laboratories!

I’m one of the personality cores, which you preferred to ‘spheres’! I’m Virgil, the maintenance core. What’s your name?

#Virgil #replies #dailysciencereport #Portal 2 #Mun Pep

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spam-mail-for-cores · 5 years

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ANARCHY!!! (The real chloroform anon, who somehow has a flamethrower)

If you want to cause anarchy, please do so in the test chambers with a proper gun. I don’t have time for your small squabbling.

#GLaDOS #anonymous #filed #Mun Pep #Portal 2

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spam-mail-for-cores · 5 years

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HEHEHEHEHEHEHEH HI HI HI WANNA GO TO SPACE VIRGIL? WE CAN BE SPACE BUDDIES AND HAVE LONG CHATS ABOUT SPACE! PLUS WHEATLY COULD USE MORE COMPANY!

Well, that is almost quite impossible to go into space when we don’t have anything to launch off this planet. But I suppose we can talk about space if you like though.

Wheatley? Ah, that fellow, he’s somewhere in this place. Probably looking after the test subjects.

#Virgil #Space Core #space-core-adventures #Portal 2 #filed #Mun Pep

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spam-mail-for-cores · 5 years

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Welp I've been discovered by the wi-fi King...abort mission

#Virgil #jadethefandomfamfox #filed #Mun Pep #Portal 2

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spam-mail-for-cores · 5 years

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How'd ya know I had a sister? Ya stalking me??

#Virgil #anonymous #filed #Portal 2 #Mun Pep

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spam-mail-for-cores · 5 years

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Virgil more like virgin Heh GOTEEM

#Virgil #anonymous #filed #Portal 2 #Mun Pep

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spam-mail-for-cores · 5 years

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"Oh wow. What are these spheres-" - Diesal

Oh, hello! I have never seen you around here and your appearance don’t match to any of the test subjects files. But, now, welcome, Olympian, astronaut and/or war hero, to the Aperture Laboratories!

I’m one of the personality cores, which you preferred to ‘spheres’! I’m Virgil, the maintenance core. What’s your name?

#Virgil #dailysciencereport #filed #Mun Pep #Portal 2

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spam-mail-for-cores · 5 years

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Space?

#Space Core #anonymous #filed #gif #Mun Pep #Portal 2

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