house is clean, dinner is ordered, svu is ON. let's fucking goooooooooooo baby
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serving cunt on this dining table
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help why is she plotting my death
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my hot neighbour was outside while i was watering the garden today 😌✊
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"been waiting for one fucking salad at this restaurant for the past 5 hours, xoxo 😘✌️ #starvingtodeathaswespeak"
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i need a shock collar that stops me from online shopping fr
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happy birthday gerard way, mmmmwahhh love u forever <3
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Just a small town girl, living in an apocalytic world!
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base game joaquin: I can't believe this show got cancelled
base game sergio: right? and on such a cliffhanger. who even was the strangler supposed to be??
BG joaquin: the art critic with the mustache
BG sergio: no way
BG joaquin: read between the lines dude it's obvious
BG sergio: you're so full of shit
*aggressive knocking at the door*
BG joaquin: are you expecting someone?
BG sergio: no, are you?
BG joaquin: no....
joaquin: well if isn't the fugly little wannabes
sergio: why does mine look like kurt from glee
BG sergio: I'm metrosexual
sergio: *under breath* jesus christ
BG sergio: do you know them?
BG joaquin: no but the short one has a weird accent
joaquin: BITCH—
sergio: SHUT UP AND LISTEN! we’re starting things from scratch and there’s only enough room for one set of us in this save
joaquin: two of us gotta go and guess what? it’s not gonna be us
BG sergio: we were here first!! why should we leave?
BG joaquin: also his tattoos are dumb and his mole's on the wrong side
joaquin: hey FUCK YOU!!! MY MOLE'S FINE
sergio: people like us better cuz we’re funnier and hotter DUH
BG sergio: hotter? with that gap tooth and unibrow?
sergio: YOU WANNA SAY THAT TO MY FACE??
BG sergio: I literally just did
sergio: .....WELL YOU WANNA SAY IT AGAIN??
BG joaquin: urghhHDH I CAN’T HANDLE TWO SERGIOS YOU BOTH NEED TO SHUT UP
BG sergio: neither can I… so how should we settle this? a race? arm wrestling?
joaquin: naw c’mon ugly sergio, we’re adults. we’re better than those childish games
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my boy crushing on the alt girls... he was raised right
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my favorite part about playing sims 4 is immediately exiting the game because i changed my mind
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finally updating my game, please keep me in your prayers
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