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standing outside the museum, larry wants to go inside. the temptation is overwhelming, drawing him towards this old workplace of his (old home, really, as the exhibits had become good friends of his over the years), but he shouldn’t. he can’t. looking up at the lights shining on the ceiling through the window, hearing the muffled music blasting inside, larry realizes that everything is fine without him there. the exhibits don’t need him anymore. and it’s that thought that leaves him smiling, turning to continue his walk home.
“larry!”
the sound of the familiar voice has larry stopping immediately, turning back towards the museum, only to see a familiar young (well, appearance-wise) pharaoh standing outside.
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Just Don’t Get Caught.
Pairing: Snape x Student!reader
Word Count: 2,668
Requested by @pompus-prefect-percy
“Hello! I was wondering if I can make a Snape x reader request? One where the reader is apart of Dumbledore’s army, yet Snape is unaware and thinks she’s doing something illegal/against the rules. He starts bugging her sometimes (secretly he’s worried) and finds out she’s a member of Dumbledore’s army after Umbridge tries to force her to confess. He interferes and defends the reader. Basically angst and lots of fluff.”
A/N: Snape and the Shameless Flirt Pt. 3 is underway. Until then, here’s this lovely request ^_^
Warning: very brief false implications of self harm (not actually self harm)
(Y/L/N) - Your last name
(Y/N/N)- Your nickname
(Y/H/N)- Your house name
Things have been a bit… off around Hogwarts lately. More off than normal. Normally, Severus didn’t care about his student’s affairs. Perhaps everyone was still adjusting to the reign of Umbridge and her new rules; Maybe they were actually getting work done; Perhaps everyone was just going through puberty at the same time. Who knew what went on with the students of Hogwarts and frankly, who cared. Severus was actually kind of enjoying the increased obedience of the students with the new rules in place.
It was just another Monday. Severus was currently with his advanced potions class, which was the only class he actually enjoyed teaching. How could be not? It was the only class he taught that showed some trace of intelligence…. And it had his favorite student. Severus had a soft spot for you, although he wouldn’t show it and he most certainly would NEVER admit it. You were just so intelligent, attentive and passionate about the subject. You reminded him of himself when he was a student. You always knew what you were doing and always displayed a thirst for knowledge- and not in the annoying brown nose way like some of his other students.
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Severus Snape GIF’s (Part I)
So, if you follow BOOdalinski’s GIFs, you’ll recognize these gifs. I’ve added to the imagines, though, so there’s something new for everyone!
Imagine being another professor at Hogwarts and having to fight a giggle whenever you see Severus being grumpy. You can’t help it. Being his s/o makes you incapable of fearing him. Now he’s just an adorable grumplepuff. *Struggles against the urge to boop his nose in front of students*
Note: Instead, you’d develop a habit of approaching him. Once he bends down enough, you’d whisper something silly into his ear to make him smile.
Imagine having a runny nose and it annoying the life out of Severus. Unable to endure your incessant sniffing, he’d abruptly tell you to follow him. Once at his private stores, he’d wordlessly climb the ladder to retrieve a small vial. Why were you there?
Presenting it to you, he’d drawl, “Mix exactly two drops into your tea twice daily until you no longer feel the urge to sniffle.”
You blushed. “Oh–I…Th-Thank you?” you squeaked, then cleared your throat. “What happens if I take three?”
“Your nostrils will be uncomfortably dry.”
“Oh.”
He lifted a brow; wordlessly, he handed you the vial.
“That will be all, Professor Towler.”
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Hate to Love [S.S]
A/N: Hi! This one shot is based on a request I got! I hope you’ll all enjoy it a lot x don’t forget to leave me a request in my inbox if you have a fun idea you want me to write.
Summary: Who would’ve thought that a Hogsmeade trip would change everything?
Pairing: Severus Snape x Y/n
Word Count: 2.4k
Warning: Sexual content
“Y/n dear, could you please go to Severus and get Remus’ potion for today?” You gave your coworker Minerva a forced smile and was ready to make your way over to Snape’s office when you realized something. You spun on your heel and faced McGonagall. “I was wondering though, why is it always me that needs to get Remus’ potion? I thought he always had a free period at this hour?” You questioned.
“That is true, yes. You know how me and Dumbledore find it very important that all the staff gets along? We thought that you and Severus could use some time together to, well- start getting a liking towards eachother.”
You laughed while nodding your head in disbelieve. You and Snape were both adults, why don’t people start realizing that it is completely normal for two people to not get along well. It’s not like you hated each other, you two just never agreed on anything.
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“Oh well done, you fucked up like always. I really can’t believe you.” Snape mentioned the broken Polyjuice potion that was spilled on the grey stone floor.
“I already told you that I’m sorry. What do you want me to do? Get on my knees and beg you for forgiveness?” You snapped back at him. Snape had asked you to grab some ingredients he needed on his next potion and you accidently let the Polyjuice potion fall. It would be a problem to no one, but obviously Snape acted like you comitted a crime.
“I’m not even lying when I’m saying that Hagrid would’ve been a better help.” He muttered under his breath but you could understand every word from it.
“You are unbelievable. I don’t get why Dumbledore gave you a job here.”
“No one seems to have a problem with me apart from you.” He smirked and he was right. No single teacher, not even Hagrid or Remus seemed to have a problem with him. It was just you.
“Get that stupid smile off of your face and just hand me the potion.” You demanded and he obeyed. He took the potion from the shells and his slender, but gentle fingers swiped against yours while taking the Wolfsbane Potion from his hand. You couldn’t deny feeling a spark when his hand touched yours and when your eyes locked for a split second before turning your head and walking out of the classroom.
As you opened the classroom door to leave, Dumbledore and McGonnagal quickly found a place to hide after overhearing the conversation you just had with Snape.
“Those two definitely need more than some five minute meet ups every month.” Dumbledore spoke and McGonnogal wholeheartedly agreed.
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About a week later you were waiting in the cold for your house students and the Slytherin students to gather at the Entrance Gate for the Hogsmeade weekend trip. A special one this time since only y/h and Slytherin would go this weekend and the other two houses on the following.
A cold breaze was going through your hair and snowflakes were falling on your thin shirt sleeves. Of course you forgot your coat in your chamber
“Good evening.” Snape’s heavy voice filled your ears. You looked up at his tall figure rising above you. “Hello”, you said out of breath, it was like he took all the air out of your lungs every time your eyes met.
“We don’t agree on much-“, he started. “but I think we can both agree on how stupid this is.” You quickly nodded your head, it really was a stupid idea. Why not go with all houses like always? And why Slytherin and y/h? It’s not like they have that many classes together anyway.
Even though Hogsmeade was basically around the corner, your feet still hurt with every step that you were taking through the thick snow. Snape was eyeing you as you two were slouching behind the students that were excitedly strolling and talking.
“Can you stop looking at me?” You huffed as you were trying to keep yourself warm by rubbing your hands and blowing on them. “I was just observing your new technique of replacing a coat.”
“It’s not like I would’ve done this if I had my coat with me. I just forgot about it. Was in a rush.” Severus was pretty sure that he would regret this a second later but still he decided to take his own long, warm coat off and placed it over your shoulders. He felt too bad leaving you in the cold while he knew he’d be alright without it. He did find it very amusing to see your pink cheeks and little red nose though. Maybe a bit too amusing for his own liking.
You were about to make a bratty comment about how you didn’t want to take his sweaty, gross potion ingredient smelling coat but to your surprise it smelled everything besides that. It smelled like old leather, freshly made bookpages and amazing herbs. You wondered about how nice it would be to snuggle against him and inhale that dreamy scent. You shuddered and shook your head to get rid of the thought. Snape is still Snape, the person that you felt like slapping in his face 24/7.
The walk to Hogsmeade was better than you predicted. You expected to either be bickering about everything with him or there would be a deadly silence. There was silent, but it was a nice and comfortable one. You two walked in a pleasant rhythm while enjoying the view of the snow covered mountains and the breathtaking sunset. You didn’t have to tell eachother about how pretty it was or about how comfortable the trip was. You both just knew you felt the same.
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“This way!” You led the students to the small motel you would be staying at for the night. After everyone made their way to their rooms, you and Snape made your way to find yours. Snape quickly found an empty room for him to stay in but it was impossible for you to find one empty.
“Still haven’t found a room?” Snape asked you after he’d been waiting for fifteen minutes in the sitting area downstairs. “Nope, there seems none to be left.” Right at that moment an owl came flying through the open window behind you with a letter in its beak. You whispered a soft “thank you” to the beautiful creature as you took the letter.
“It’s from Dumbledore”, you told Snape. Snape curiously looked at you as you read the letter in your mind. You started laughing hard.
“What? What does it say?” Snape asked, his eyebrows furrowed.
“That he forgot to tell us that we need to share a room.” You couldn’t believe it, they were really trying to make you and Snape best friends.
“Well, at least teen me would be really happy.” You laughed, still in disbelieve.
“What do you mean?”
“Oh, I had this big crush on you when we were still in school.” You said it like it was no big deal, but to Snape it was. His eyes widened and he softly whispered an “I didn’t know.”
He would’ve never imagined you having a crush on him even when it was when you were a kid. He doesn’t remember much from you back then, only the many times he heard your name in a boy conversation. Every boy seemed to have a crush on you, even the Marauders and for some reason Snape, the lonely quiet kid, had caught your attention. Snape’s mind went to the thought of Lupin who might still be into you. He needed to get you before his old enemy did… Oh, what was he thinking? It’s not like you were still into him.
“I never told you so that’s understandable. I just thought you were a nice kid. You even let me use your book in class once, that was sweet, but then one day you became quite… well, rude.” Snape immeditaly thought of that horrible memory, he did change after that.
“One thing hasn’t changed though, you’re still just as handsome as I thought you were back then.” You din’t know why you said it but the words just came out of your mouth.
“I, uhm-“ you were about to apologize when Snape put the back of his hand on your cheeck and slowly slid down, holding your chin between his fingers. Your heart was pumping in your chest and your mouth hung slightly open in shock from what’s happening and what will happen next. Snape lift your chin up and bowed his head down to connect his lips with yours. You let your eyes close and accepted his gentle and soft kiss. After what felt like hours, he ended the long peck with a pop of your lips.
You didn’t know how to react so you just simply kept looking at Snape. “Can I kiss you again?” You nodded your head. You didn’t know what that kiss meant, all you knew was that you wanted to feel it again. Snape leaned in for the second time but you softly pushed him back with your hands, “wait, what if a student walks up here?” You looked around the hallway where you were standing, if any student wanted to come up the stairs or get out of their room they would catch you.
“Let’s go to our room then.” Yes, our room. You both acted as normal as possible as you followed Snape into the room. As he opened the door you started observing it. The room was quite nice actually. It didn’t have much but there were two double beds and some pretty flowers on a cabinet.
Snape caught your attention by placing one of your loose hairs behind your ear. “Please, let me kiss you again.” He softly begged. You smiled at him and pulled him into a kiss, this time a more heated one.
He held you captive against the wall as his tongue intertwined with yours. Your hands were playing with his hair, tugging on a string between your fingers leaving Snape groaning. A feeling of excitement started rushing through your body because of the oh so sweet sound.
Snape started kissing you harder, pushing you more against the wall by pressing his body into you, your leg tangled around his figure. You’ve never experienced a kiss this good. It was gentle and passionate and it made your body go crazy.
You ended the kiss to get to breath again. Snape placed his head in the crook of your neck and started kissing his way up, licking and grazing his teeth against your flesh every time you moaned. He placed a wet kiss behind your ear making you shudder. “You’re so beautiful.” He whispered just for you to hear. “I want to make love to you so bad y/n.” That was the first time you heard your first name coming out of your mouth. Both of you had always called eachother your last names and it sounded magical to hear him say your first this time.
“Then do it, Severus.” Just like you, Snape felt infatuated by the way his name rolled out of your mouth. He took your hand in his and led you to one of the beds. You laid on your back as Snape positioned himself on top of you.
Snape continued leaving marks on your neck as he massaged your breast with his hands. “Can I?” He asked for permission and you nodded. With a swift motion he unclasped your bra and took your shirt over your head. He took one of your perky nipples in his mouth with a growl and started sucking on it as his other hand trailed down your body.
“Oh, Severus.” You whimpered and he felt his pants tightening around him. His lips left your breast and went down to your stomach and further down to the fabric of your pants. You reached down and started unbotting your pants as Snape got on his knees on the bed and started removing the many buttons of his shirt.
You couldn’t help but move your hand to your clit and start playing with it while watching the hot man in front of you get undressed. Snape couldn’t believe the sight in front of him, you in your naked glory touching yourself all because of him.
He took his underwear down his thighs and his cock proudly stood up making your mouth water. “I need you so bad, Sev.” He positioned himself in between your legs and slowly pushed himself into you.
You wrapped your arms around his neck and your legs tightly around his back. Snape had to hold a loud moan back feeling your tightness around him. He started moving in and out of you slowly, his tip grazing that right spot inside of you. His hips moved faster, his balls slapping against your ass with every movement.
You threw your head back into the pillow and let your nails press into his back. The wet sounds of your pussy encouraged Snape to pound even harder into you. The creaky bed was hitting the wall and you just hoped that no one would hear you.
Your tits were bouncing in circles, hypnotizing Severus. He looked you in the eyes, seeing you fall apart in front of him. Your orgasm was getting close and Snape locked his lips with yours. You could feel his veins touching your soft walls as his cock started to twitch inside of you.
“Oh- fuck. Severus I’m so close.” You almost screamed. “Merlin. Me too, love.” His head was pressed against yours and he gave you a few last, hard thrusts as you felt yourself cum under his touch. He quickly pulled out and let his cum spurt over your stomach and breast with a loud groan.
He collapsed next to you and you both got to breath. “That was really good.” You giggled and you turned your head to him and there was a wonderful, sweet smile placed on his face.
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The weekend was over and you never had that much fun. You gave the students a lot of time to go out on their own which gave you and Severus the perfect opportunity to go passed some bookstores and drink something at a cute café.
The gates of Hogwarts opened and after all the students rushed in you and Snape entered the school, holding hands and laughing about an inside joke.
McGonnagal and Dumbledore were awaiting you at the Entrance Hall. Their faces went from a big smile to a hanging mouth with popping eyes. “Y-you and…” Minerva muttered pointing at the two of you. Snape nodded and your face turned red, not by embarrassment but by how in love Severus made you feel.
“You took the getting a liking towards each other a bit too serious, don’t you think?”
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Severus Snape’s Reaction to His S/O Giving Birth Alone
Anonymous: I really hope your requests are open because I’m desperate to request this to you! I was wondering if you could do Snape’s reaction to coming home after a meeting with Voldemort and finding you’ve given birth to his child and it was successful and you and the child are okay. (It might be that it’s too dangerous for her to get in touch or that they are hidden.)
● Horror. Severus is familiar with the scent of blood. Imagine his horror when he flu’s home, only to have the stench of iron bombard his senses. No. He couldn’t lose you. You were everything to him. Everything. Dropping everything, he’d race through the house, shouting your name.
● He’d be terrified. Remember, he’s been in this situation before. The last time, he’d ended up finding Lily Potter’s body. When you hear his frantic calls, you’d do your best to answer him. Of course, in your weary state, you’d forget about the silencing charm. Poor Severus.
● He wouldn’t even notice the baby at first. Upon opening the bedroom door, Severus would give a heartbroken sob. “Y/N.” Staggering to your bedside, he’d fall to his knees. “Y/N, oh Circe, Y/N, Y/N…” Face buried in your hair, he’d have a death grip on you–his body still shaking.
● He’d hover. Even if a house-elf or Madame Pomfrey herself had helped with the delivery, he’d still be unsettled. Having you on a strict potions regiment, he wouldn’t be satisfied until you were well enough to hex him.
● He’d try to do everything for you. Simply put, he’s going to hover. After all, your rest is more important at the moment. Did the baby wake up hungry in the middle of the night? Don’t even think about getting up, Y/N.
Note: Imagine waking up to feel your daughter nursing. He’d cringe–having tried his hardest not to wake you. Imagine your surprise when he admits that this isn’t the first time he’s simply let you sleep through the night.
● He’d resent the war. Even though he’d seen the delivery through your memories, it wouldn’t be the same. He should have been there, yet he wasn’t. And for what—a cursory meeting to report Harry Potter’s emotional status?
● He’d have another reason to survive. When babies are born in the wizarding world, there is likely a bonding of magic between parent(s) and child. The fact that he’d missed this as well? It would bring tears to his eyes. Gritting his teeth, he’d vow to survive. He refuses to miss watching his child grow up.
Note: Holding your child close, Severus would gaze into a set of sleepy, yet so familiar eyes. Feeling his magic protectively encircle theirs, he’d close his eyes—leaning forward, resting forehead to forehead.
BONUS:
If he got summoned just as you went into labor…
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top 5 milex moments u know u wanna....
umm yes, I WANNA 😂
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THIS VIDEO THAT SHOULD BE AT THE LOUVRE:
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