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For the song and sketch request:
Space Oddity - David Bowie
Della Duck
For here am I sitting in a tin can,
Far above the world,
The planet Earth is blue,
And there's nothing left to do.
-Space Oddity, David Bowie
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Bellum: This is a list of possible places Carmen Sandiego could've gone to this time.
Coach Brunt:
Coach Brunt: This is a globe.
Maelstrom: Yeah. We have no clue where she is.
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Julia: Carmen’s picking me up early. There’s something we need to do.
Chase: Do I want to know?
Julia: Probably not.
Chase: Do I need to start raising bail money?
Julia: *cheerfully* I hope not!
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Carmen driving up to ACME HQ
Carmen: Hi, I’m here to pick up my wife.
Security Guard: Who’s your wife?
Carmen:
Carmen: You must be new here…
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Security Guard: ….and hey, aren’t you Carmen Sandiego?? Aren’t you supposed to be in prison-?!
Carmen: Yeah, bye-bye!
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Burning the ACME Oil
Carmen: Okay, truth or dare?
Julia: Truth
Carmen: How many hours have you slept this week?
Julia:
Julia: Dare.
Carmen: Go to bed.
Julia: I don’t like this game..
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Red Rover, Red Rover Send Carmen Right Over
Paperstar: Y’know Chief.. Carmen would throw herself in front of a car for you. You should let her in on this case.
Julia: Carmen would throw herself in front of a car just for fun.. and then steal it. Plus, this is my agency, I make the rules.
*Paperstar, backing up slowly*
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Chief Jules, coming home from another eventful day at ACME HQ
Carmen: Hey honey, how was your day?
Julia: Well, I prevented a murder today…
Carmen: Really? How did you do that?
Julia: Self control.
Carmen: That’s my wife!
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Carmen & Julia walking through downtown Barcelona when they pass a wine shop
Carmen: Hey! There’s a wine tasting going on tonight. Maybe we should do more classy, grownup stuff.
Julia: ..That was some very grownup stuff we did this morning, Carmen.
Carmen: Yeah, I know.. but it wasn’t very classy.
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Paperstar, to Julia: Sister, you may think Sandiego is a hero.. she’s not. That obnoxious coat? It’s not a cape, it’s a giant red flag.
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Team Red
Zack: Looking left cause you don’t treat me right
Ivy: Looking right because you left
Carmen: Looking up cause you let me down
Julia: Looking down cause you fucked up
Shadowsan: What is wrong with you guys?
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Drakken: So you like men?
Kim: ..Yeah..
Drakken: And women?
Kim: ..Yeah..
Drakken: And you’re still single?? Honey, you’re not bisexual, you’re by yourself.
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13: If you bite it and you die, it’s poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous.
11: What if it bites me and it dies!?
10: Then you’re poisonous. Bloody hell Doctor, learn to listen.
9: What if it bites itself and I die?
Fugitive: That’s voodoo.
Missy: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
River: That’s correlation, not causation.
13: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Yaz: That’s kinky.
12: Oh my God.
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Chief: I want world peace but there are people I want to kill first.
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Fugitive Doctor: Don’t worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Yaz: I think you mean cards.
Fugitive Doctor, pulling knives out of her sleeves: No, I do not.
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Alternate Thasmin AU
Big Bad: You should fear me, human. I have battled The Doctor for lifetimes.
Yaz: Aye, and I loved and lost her more times than the Tardis and I can count. Fear me.
#Doctor who#thasmin#au#13th doctor#yasmin khan#Yaz is the acting Doctor right now.. no one knows where the doctor is.. but she’s not 13th anymore#Yaz and the Tardis off keeping the universe safe#also I was thinking about 11 and his fear me speech
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Cookie: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world!
Shadowsan: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
Ivy: More or less, I guess...
Zack: That sounds awesome! Let’s do that!
Julia: I’m new here, but I am open to the concept.
Carmen: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!
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