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X2: X-Men United (2003)
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X-Men (2000) dir. Bryan Singer
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Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it's just Mystique.
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Mystique's a teacher, too. The kind who breaks your neck with her thighs if you piss her off
Pyro's thoughts in New Coke by Sionnain. Fanfic, but accurate.
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What is your favorite headcanon?
That would have to be Wolverine pigeon:
Wolverine has a problem with birds. They just don't like him; quite a few times he's been out in the mansion grounds and a bird has crapped on his head. It's actually Mystique spying on the X-Men and her children and given the opportunity to vent her feelings about Logan, it's not an opportunity she's going to miss, literally.
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Mystique can take MANY forms.
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sneakymystique · 4 days
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It turns out this was due to a bot error, so please ignore the above.
Discord vent
So I just learned that there's an Amazing Nightcrawler discord and of course I rushed to join as I love all things Kurt.
On joining I copied and pasted what looked like a standard form on the introduction forum and next to a url line I copied this tumblr. I then immediately get a bot warning for violating rules and my intro gets deleted.
There's nothing in any of the rules there about posting a link and having the above happen is just about the most unwelcome I've ever felt on a discord server, so I left immediately. It's ridiculously stupid to firstly not properly define rules and secondly to overenforce said invisible rule. If that's the first thing that happens to me on a server I know immediately I'm better off not on it.
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sneakymystique · 4 days
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Headcanon-possibly actual canon
Mystique has been the wealthiest woman in the world since the 1929 Stock Market crash which Irene Adler told her was coming. Already immensely wealthy under several identities, Mystique sold all her stock worldwide and bought gold and other assets that would grow in value. Add that to investing in armaments production before World War 2 and the ‘removal’ and replacement of anyone whose assets she needed and you have the situation where just one of her identities, B Byron Biggs, is a billionaire. 
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sneakymystique · 5 days
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Can we all agree that Kurt is the most precious boy?
How did such a good apple fall from so rotten a tree?
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Oh give us a Mystique reveal already
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DARKHOLME SIBLINGS MOMENT😭 THIS IS MY BRAND😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏
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'Valerie Cooper' by Dan Veesenmeyer
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Mystique by Ronan Vieira
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