sluttymaplesyrup
It Came From Alpha Sluttari!
🔞 PARENTAL ADVISORY: Strong language, suggestive themes.
A sentient blob of maple syrup from the planet Alpha Sluttari, fuelled entirely by lust and spite.
Landed in a sugarbush somewhere in Canada and it's been everyone else's problem ever since.
I have no idea what I'm doing.
🏳️🌈🇨🇦🏳️⚧️🇨🇦🏳️🌈
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I drew Bridget enjoying an impossible burger, chicken nuggies, and she is also enjoying fries that are salted with TERF tears
This is a redraw of the “estrogen burger” meme, which itself is also a parody of that one pic that some conspiracy nut made
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That tag's too relatable, man
Also this is entirely true. I look like someone's bisexual mom.
you will probably not look like a skinny white anime girl when you transition you will likely look like someone's mom and you need to realize how swag this is
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unbelievable that its 4/20 and absolutely nobody has put the objectively best rage comic on my dash yet. i have to do everything around here
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one of my brother’s cousins is 17 and running this weed instagram where he invents weed slang that’s outlandish even by california standards and the house has slowly stopped speaking english as we imitate it
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Playing Commander at my local game shop!
Am I doing it right?
#mtg#mtg commander#mtg community#pokémon#pokémon trading card game#meme#funny#sluttymaplesyrup#wizards of the coast
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Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.
I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.
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This feels like a problem with them trying to mix gospel into rock without going full "How d'you do, fellow punks. Down with the establishment, amirite broski?"
Christian rock band: "This is a song about how God is great."
Me: "This is a person singing about their romantic partner and how they love them so deeply they have to use religious metaphors to convey it."
christian rock bands are a backbone genre in the amv scene
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I’ve been staring at this gif for ages and it’s so funny.
Maul is just showing off and does this completely unnecessary jump to back away, doesn’t bother to use the Force to open the doors but throws something at the controls.
AND FUCKING OBI-WAN KENOBI CASUALLY WALKS UP TO HIM, SWINGING HIS LIGHTSABER LIKE “YEAH I’M GONNA FUCK YOU UP BITCH”
The longer I look at it the funnier it gets. He’s just not impressed at all lmao
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> Report post
> Reason: I am in this and don't like it
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why is half of youtube filled with 47 minute long videos that look like this
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If I look at his adorable smile any longer I'm gonna literally melt
He loves his corn pillow
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New transition milestone unlocked: Assumed to be AFAB by a transphobe because I have great tiddies 🤣😂
#lgbtq#transgender#transfem#trans woman#trans pride#mtf trans#transsexual#twitter#trans rights#accidental ally
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