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game: here are two choices ur decision will affect the story
me:
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also also!
-absolutely everythig is perfect. it’s long, about your otp, perfect pacing, perfect style, characters, setting, everything is amazing. it has no paragraphs.
Murphy’s law, applied to fanfics.
- The fic starts out great, nice style, language, captivating summary. It’s unfinished and has been abandoned since 2013.
- The fic is complete, nice style, language, tons of kudos speak for themselves. It’s about your NOTP.
- The fic is about your OTP, it’s complete, it’s kinky as hell. The plot is absolutely dumbass.
- The plot sounds great, it’s about your OTP, it’s complete. The characters are horribly OOC.
- Everything is perfect in this fic, starting from the first letter and ending with the last full stop. It’s exactly 800 words long.
- The fic’s word count is a six-figure number, it’s about your OTP, characters are compliant with your head-canon. It’s dull and boring as seven hells.
- The beginning is enthralling, everything’s great, the plot, the style, it’s long and it’s even about your OTP. It features something that makes you close the tab as soon as you open it, like father/daughter incest or mpreg or some other squicky thing.
- Everything is perfect in this fic, the length, the characters, the language, the style, you forget you’re reading fanfic, thinking it’s a masterpiece of true literature, you cry tears of joy and write a huge review full of gushing love and then rush to the author’s profile to read every other thing they’ve written. It’s their only work.
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since the old version of this post was flagged for 'adult content'...
reblog this post if your account is a trans safe space or owned by a trans person!
along with that, reblog if your account is a trans non-binary spectrum safe space or owned by someone on the trans enby spectrum!
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back to this hellsite
ANYWAY SLUSHY TUMBLR USER ARC........
#hi#im back#woooo#i took a long hiatus b of my ex telling me to kms#this used to be a place where i obsessed over the diamonds#hellsite
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oh jeez i havent logged on in a year do i uhhhh post things here is that the thing i do
#nae nae#comic#ms paint#self doubt#friends#low self worth#low self esteem#poggers#art#my art#is this art?#does this count as art?
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Well lads, today’s the day
Today is the second anniversary of the original Steven Universe series ending.
It was a wild, 6 year ride and I loved every minute of it.
Thank you Rebecca Sugar and everyone else who worked on this show, thank you for making my life so much better with this.
And I think most people will agree that this?
This was a great show.
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hey bestie!! maybe dont make a new account to talk to me 3 months after we broke up and pretend it wasnt you!! ive moved on!! u were manipulative!!!!!!
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