good job misaki
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pepsi & cola
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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday
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thank you tuoi tre news this is the funniest way you can post this
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Im half asleep but the new enstars unit is [remembers that some of my mutuals may like them and I should be kind instead of dastardly] doing their best even tho they are ill-favored with the gods of beauty
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i dont “have ptsd” that’s all just the wizard’s curse
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Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post
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If god didnt want me to be a hypochondriac why did he give me so many syndromes
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Sorry but your sexual fantasy has a plot hole in it. Orgasm denied.
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in the dark corners of our world, secrets wars are waged by forgotten legions…
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we still get immediately shoved out of our immersion in tv shows or films when The Girl find a dead body and immediately shrieks - we just don't find it realistic because we're pretty confident most people would gasp rather than shriek (i.e. sharp inhale rather than sharp exhale) and it also feels unnecessarily (and predictably) misogynistic too, as men encountering corpses almost never do the same on screen
also of course please do tell us if you've actually encountered a corpse unexpectedly, because tumblr is absolutely a place where some people have done this thing and we love a good anecdote
suddenly imagining "burst into song" as a potential response
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you're definitely in too deep with an oc once you start coming up with hypothetical tumblr posts about them
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its so difficult to draw anatomy. and objects. and backgrounds. and clothing. and colors. and lighting. i honestly dont know how i ever managed to draw anything in my entire life
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