i need fanfic of greedy texan yesterday. i suppose I will have to be the one to do the job.

theres two already on ao3 made by my good pal flotsam go read them theyre so good

BUT... i would not be opposed to there being more

you know that one tumblr post

i die

got commissioned for a set of portraits for Solariis Mission Control! i think they came out well

depression

what do you call it when you have no desire to do anything and also no energy to do anything so you just end up staying in bed so you end up being called lazy your whole life?

Me showing my mutuals from one fandom a blorbo from another fandom knowing damn well they dgaf:

hha ve you guys ever heard of levi from the popular game fear & hunger 2 termina

it's true i was there

drg tumblr discord is going great

If you had to sort of, "pitch" the greedy texan guy to someone, how would you do that? Sell him to me

i've pitched passive aggressive mission control to people and all i say is "the mod is cool i drew things for it" and link the mod page and that usually works but uhhh i only really casually recommend him to people so it's not really convincing

but if i had to actually pitch it it'd be like "if you want to listen to a loser failguy talk to you with awesome art done by yours truly then download pamc it's really funny i swear"

@rockityrockandstone asked for greedy texan in a sweater vest

YOOO HI WELCOME ENJOY YOUR STAY

i think my dream is someone finding my tumblr through the passive aggressive mission control mod because it’s linked there and being pleasantly jumpscared by even more of this man

has this one been done yet

I think they could hang out sometimes… sometimes

(Sorry for stealing passive aggressive mc for my stupid au lmao)

making friends via fandom is inherently hilarious because in many ways it's like a regular friendship and sometimes you'll share stuff that's going on in your lives and offer support and talk about food or pets or random cultural stuff because you live on opposite sides of the damn planet, but also some of your interactions are like "hello beloved friend whom I cherish deeply, I have brought you a deceptively platonic gift of lovingly crafted star wars porn"

i think my dream is someone finding my tumblr through the passive aggressive mission control mod because it’s linked there and being pleasantly jumpscared by even more of this man

i have two competing headcannons about greedy texan:

he absolutely REEKS of cigarette smoke and cheap liquor (likely)

he actually smells quite nice and really cares about how he smells (unlikely but he seems like the type of guy)

oops this ask was sitting here for a while

i think he stinks. like absolutely smells but barely not enough to be insufferable. don't stand next to him for too long or you WILL lose your appetite for the next 6 hours

when i draw him with painted nails, greedy (the va) says he'd be too lazy to do that (as well as a lot of other things) so he probably doesn't care enough

what i draw is canon-adjacent (for the scraps of knowledge we know already) but in my mind i hit him with the mental illness beam so he barely takes care of himself. his sleeping quarters is an absolute pigsty and the only reason why it isn't even worse is because it'd be a fire hazard at that point