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Sewer of Love

Napoleon complex pt4

Engineer hurried across the bridge, dispenser in hand. This time, he had to help the team on the front lines, as the demoman was on sewer defense.

Unfortunately, the enemy soldier spotted the defenseless engie and decided to trolldier him as he leaves the safe cover of the bridge.

All the engineer heard was a boom, and an

— “ AOUGHHHH “

As the soldier hit the ground where he stood moments ago. In a flash, the engineer had been dragged to the entrance of the sewers.

— “ You could have died, you reckless buffoon! “

Spy whisper-yelled, pinning engineer to the wall by his shoulders

— “ Calm down a little there bucko! “

— “ Pay more attention to your safety and maybe I will. “

— “ Now why would you care about that? “

— “ because if you had died right there, your blood would have stained my precious new tie. “

The spy adjusted said tie, a wonderful maroon with ochre accents that went very well with his navy blue suit.

— “ let me see that… “

the engineer grabbed the tie, examining it, unintentionally pulling spy closer to him.

— “ Nothing my blood could ruin, the tie is already dark red. You were just lookin to show this off, weren’t ya, you cocky bastard. “

Engineer teased, getting quite close to spy’s face.

— “ Who said I wasn’t, mon cher. “

Trying to see how far he could push this, spy spoke an even more teasing response, inching ever so close to the engineer’s face. In a barely audible whisper, engineer said to himself,

— “ Oh shit, that was hot “

— “ Was it? I wasn’t even trying. “

— “ just kiss me “

— “ excuse me? “

Engineer pulled spy’s tie towards him, smashing his lips against his own in a passionate kiss. Spy froze up, surprised that his first gay kiss ever was with his enemy on the battlefield, but soon after melted into it. The kiss became soft and warm, as if the two were already lovers. Engineer was pushed up against the wall caressing spy’s cheek, as he wrapped one of his arms around the shorter man’s waist, the other being used to pin his lover up against the grimy wall of the sewer. Breaking away for air, Engie was the first to speak.

— “ That was… “

— “ Horrendous, I know, it’s the first time I’ve kissed a man. “

— “ … the most lovely kiss I’ve ever felt. “

— “ … really? “

Engineer leaned closer to him, kissing every bit of his face he could reach.

— “ Yes, really. Also, your mask… “

— “ What about it? “

— “ It’s preventin’ me from ruffling your hair, n’ giving you nose kisses. “

— “ Tempting, sure. But is it worth revealing my identity over? “

— “ hate to burst your bubble, but medic has removed the mask off your dead body before so… “

— “ Then remove it. I’m in desperate need of nose kisses. “

— “ And I’d much rather see your face alive rather than on an operating table. “

Slowly, the spy slipped off his balaclava.

— “ You remind me of a fox, darlin’ elegant, mysterious… “

Spy cut him off with a long kiss.

— “ Don’t say things like that, I might fall in love. “

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sittin-on-the-rooftop · 1 year

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Feeling BLU

Napoleon complex pt3

The RED engineer sat in respawn. He did not look fine at all, refusing to leave even when soldier demanded him to.

— “ Vhat is wrong, herr engineer? We need jou on zhe battlefield. “

— “ … Medic, surely you know what being humiliated feels like. “

— “ yes, but it will be fine. It’s just one taunt after zhey kill jou. Not something to get too worked up over! “

— “ …I’ll play it back on the cameras for ya after battle, doc. Then you’ll understand. “

After battle

— “ Zhat looks… painful. “

— “ Yeah. It was. “

— engineer, could you wind the footage back some? “

— “ alright, doc. “

The engineer winds back the tape of todays footage of the camera in the sewers. They see spy come over to engineer and sit down in one of his lawn chairs, And then undisguise with the sentry wrangled.

— Care to explain what zhat’s all about? “

— It’s a long story. “

— we have all night. “

And so, engineer trusted medic with everything he had on his mind concerning the blu spy. Rewatching the tape again, engineer paused it again, but the medic stopped him.

— “ Wait a moment, engineer, let it play, “

As the footage kept playing, they saw as demo left the scene. Engineer observed spy kneel down to his own dead body, and… lift his goggles?

The engineer fully expected him to spit in his eyes, but instead he closed them gently, saying something before leaving.

— “ Medic, do these tapes have audio? “

— “ let me check, I’m curious as to what he said too! “

Shortly after, medic came back with the audio.

— “ Mon amour?? The hell does that mean? That’s the incorrect word I called him before he corrected it to mon ami. “

— “ Engineer that word isn’t incorrect in the slightest. “

— “ then what does it mean?? “

— “ It means ‘my love’! “

— “ WHAT IN THE SAM HILL— “

— “ Ooh, someone’s blushing! “

— “ Stop actin like a teenage girl n’ take this seriously! THE ENEMY IS IN LOVE WITH ME. “

— “ Correction, you and the enemy spy have fallen for eachother! “

Medic giggled at the engineer’s face, which looked redder than his uniform and made him and his yellow hard hat look like a can of BONK! Cherry fission(TM)

— “ I never would have thought more people on the team would be homosexuals! “

— “ I ain’t a homosexual— wait you are??? “

— “ Yes! We both are, since you have ‘the hots’ for the enemy spy. “

— “ I don’t have the hots for him, he costs me so much damn metal “

— “ And you cost him more in dry cleaning. “

Engineer whips around, seeing miss Pauling in the doorway.

— “ Don’t worry Engineer, I won’t rat you out to the administrator. But falling in love with the enemy is a serious deal! Why didn’t you fall for the RED spy?

— “ He’s an asshole. “

— “ Zhey’re both assholes. “

— “ Yeah but one of them is a sly asshole. Like a wily fox. “

— “ Like a sexy fox? “

— “ Medic, NO- “

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sittin-on-the-rooftop · 1 year

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Hard To Kill

Napoleon complex pt2

Once more, the mercenaries that were being paid to blow each other up are at it again on 2fort. Engineer has had many things on his mind and the stress was getting to him. Is he really in love with the enemy? Or Is he just thinking too much of it. BLU spy called him handsome the other day… did he really mean it?

Yes. He did. And he was also pondering this in his own team’s spawn room.

— “ This is going to be… difficult. “

— “ What’s difficult spy, Scrumpy for ya troubles? “

Demoman piped up, taking a swig of scrumpy.

— “ I cannot deal with sentries today. Could you take care of RED engineer for the day? “

— “ Sure mate, I’ll bring my best! “

Spy walked the bottom floor of RED base, cloaked. It hurt for him to do this. But anything to never look the enemy engineer in the eye again. Why did it hurt? Why did it hurt so much for him to have to kill the enemy? He was quite rudely shaken out of his thoughts and his cloak as the enemy pyro set him ablaze again. He had no other option, if he kept burning he would surely die. So, he ran as fast as he could to the place he dreaded most in that moment. The sewers.

Lo and behold, as always and without fail, the RED engineer has built a sentry and a dispenser deep in the sewers. Spy quickly extinguished himself, thankfully not attracting the attention of the Texan.

Speaking of attention, he seemed to be quite preoccupied. Spy just watched as engineer built up a level 3 sentry, his worry replaced by the butterflies in his stomach.

— “ Oh, I could watch you work all day, Dell Conagher. “

He spoke to himself, just a bit too loud.

— “ Spyin on me now? “

Engineer spoke, trying to keep his cool himself as the spy panickedly disguised himself as his RED counterpart. Now that he was safe to walk into the sentry’s range, he replied.

— “ That is my job, no? “

— “ Your job is also to kill me, but I don’t see you doing that, now do I. “

— “ If I truly wanted to kill you, you wouldn’t see me do it anyway. “

— “ Fair point, spy. “

Engineer wrangled his sentry gun, taking a rubber band and tying it around the button as to keep it that way.

— “ You’re free to undisguise, spook. “

— “ is it not your job to kill me aswell? “

— “ And I could at any moment. “

— “ So why not? Why not kill your worst enemy on the battlefield? Why not get me back for all the buildings I’ve sapped? “

— “ Uhm.. “

Engineer was at a loss for that. But he wanted to break up the tension somehow. Placing 2 boxes, they both started unfolding into lawn chairs as engie brought over a box of beer.

— “ Sit down, croissant boy. Have a beer. “

Just as the spy was about to sit down, he saw a familiar face down the tunnel. And with lightning reflexes, disguised as the RED scout before sitting down in the lawn chair. (For the sake of this fic, teammates can’t see through spy’s disguise either.)

— “That’s a demoman, gotta dip hardhat! “

— “ Sp- Scout wait-! “

Engineer stood up from his lawn chair, shotgun firing as Spy escaped the crossfire of pipe bombs and bullets, opting to stand back. But he couldn’t move from his spot. It felt like he had to do something to help the engineer. But there was nothing to do. He simply undisguised, watching as bombs destroyed the buildings the RED engineer had worked so hard on. And just when the Scotsman was about to finish off the bloodied engineer, he ran back to the scene.

— “ Ah, Demoman! How convenient. Do you mind if I finish off our little toymaker here? “

— “ Aye, no problem pal. Destroying his buildings was the fun part anyway. watching you kill ‘em will do! “

He stared at the vulnerable, weak man in front of him. A pool of dark red formed beneath the defeated Engineer as he desperately tried to claw his way back to his shotgun.

As they both locked eyes, even through the goggles, he found that they were clouded with pain as he gripped at the hem of spy’s trousers, reaching for the shotgun behind him. But all he could do was look down sympathetically. After all, a fuck-up like saving the enemy could result in losing his job. As Engineer desperately clung to Spy’s leg, Demoman chimed in.

— “ HAH— he looks pathetic, clinging to ya like a wee child! “

— “ Yes, it’s like we just smashed a toddler’s favorite toys! … Hey engineer! “

with an almost tortured expression as tears well up in his eyes,

engineer looked up at spy…

— “ Maybe this will calm you down. “

…to be met with a bullet to the forehead.

— “ You’re free to leave now, demoman. I’ll smoke a cigarette in light of this victory. “

And so, the moment demo turned the corner, he knelt down into the mess of bloody metal, lifting up the lifeless body of his ‘enemy’. He pulled his goggles up over the wound he had inflicted, closing Engineer’s eyes as a few tears slipped from his own.

— “ Why does it have to be this way, mon amour “

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sittin-on-the-rooftop · 1 year

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Natural Enemies

Napoleon complex pt1

Just another casual day on 2fort.

Everyone is fighting hard, and RED’s engineer has taken to denying BLU team and entry to the sewers via sentry. He happily sat back in his lawn chair and relaxed as his sentry turned a persistent scout into Swiss cheese and the distinct scream of a burning spy could be heard from overhead.

But at BLU’s respawn, things were different.

— “ Scout. How many times have I told you. You run in and take the intelligence. You do not run in and take a sentry rocket to the ass like always. “

Spy argued, tired of his Bostonian colleague.

— “ It’s not my fault there’s a sentry up there!! How about YOU go do something useful and— idunno— destroy it??? “

— “ Have you forgotten? “

— “ Forgotten what?? “

— “ The enemy pyro? Or do you still remember the countless times they have burned us both to death the moment we step out of the base. “

— “ Ugh, just go sap the damn thing!!”

And so he did. Spy cloaked, managing to get a backstab on the enemy pyro and avoiding the rest of the enemy team as he swam down into the RED sewers.

“ I did not just ruin my suit for this. “

He mumbled as he waded through the sewer system, disguising as pyro along the way. Finally, he came face to face with the sentry.

— “ Mph mph mmh!!! “

(Translation: “ Spy over here! “)

With his best pyro impression, he called out to the engineer.

— “ A spy, huh. Alright pyro, let’s try protect the nest. You stay with me. “

A spy? Really? Pyro should have killed the Frenchman by now. And wouldn’t he have already been spraying flames left and right looking for him?

Engie had pieced it all together. That pyro is a spy.

Spy, thinking the Texan had bought his facade, started to ‘check the area’. He had waited for the perfect moment, sapping the sentry and undisguising behind engineer as he was trying to fix it. But just as he was about to backstab him, his victim turned around and grabbed his wrist.

— “ You and me, pardner. “

He wrenched the knife out of spy’s hand, discarding it into the sewer water, as he threw his own wrench at the dispenser.

— “ Are you planning to punch me to death? “

Spy gave a little snort as he spoke.

— “ Are you planning to just stand there and let me do it, frenchie? “

And so, engineer took a swing at the well-dressed Frenchman infront of him. Spy parried this with ease, taking engineer by the arm and pushing him face-first against the wall, knocking the wind out of his lungs, and twisting the RED mercenary’s arm ways it shouldn’t be twisted. Engineer groaned in pain, struggling to get out of the spy’s hold, but he just twisted his arm harder.

— “ Consider yourself dominated. “

With a sharp inhale, the hard-hatted fella took his other arm, twisting away to elbow spy clean in the nose. If not for him letting go of his arm in an attempt to react, he would have surely twisted his shoulder or worse.

— “ Not for long, mon amour! “

Engineer teased in a crappy French accent as spy’s face went red. Luckily, his foe didn’t notice due to his blue balaclava and the maroon blood staining it as his nose bled.

— “ I would assume you mean mon ami. And even so, you are no friend of mine, Engineer. “

— “ Considering all the metal you’ve cost me, I’m glad. “

The engineer took a moment to glance at his beloved buildings. Although his sentry was destroyed, his dispenser seemed to be fine..

A gloved hand covered his mouth, and he was harshly pulled backwards, into his worst enemy’s chest.

— “ You’ve cost me more in dry cleaning. Try not to get blood on my suit this time, mon beau. “

He didn’t mean to call engineer beautiful, it was one of those things that just kinda… slipped out. Or was it?

Engineer bit down on the Frenchman’s hand, forcing him to let him go and let him speak.

— “ The heck did you just call me, croissant boy? “

— “ Nothing “

— “ Tell me, i dare you. “

— “ You fucking know what I called you, Engineer! “

— “ I don’t speak baguette darlin’, you’ll need to elaborate. “

— “ First of all how dare you, second of all, did you just call me darling? “

— “ How about you tell me what you called me first! “

Engineer proceeded to shove spy into the wall, pinning his shoulders in place and looking ready to beat the fancy man’s sorry ass.

— “ Fine. What is another word for a pretty man in English? “

— “ Hot? Why the heck are you asking me? “

— “ Try again, mr. 11 PHDs. “

— “ Beautiful? Where are you going with this, I’m supposed to be bashin’ your head in Texas style right about now. “

— “ … Handsome, Mon cher. “

And with that, spy cloaked, slipping out of engineer’s grasp and heading straight back to the blu base. The soldier was already on his way back with RED’s intelligence, so there wasn’t much he had to worry about.

“ I think that mission was a success. “

#tf2 engineer #engiespy #tf2 spy

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I haven’t been on in a while but HERE TAKE THIS TF2 SMUT THAT IVE BEEN WORKING ON FOR 4 HOURS GOODBYE

When the sniper x reader smut

This is RED sniper x BLU reader btw

DO NOT PLAY TF2 AT 3AM‼️(GONE WRONG) (SNIPER KISSED ME😱)(GONE SEXUAL)(* CRAZY *)

— tolle

And so, you stepped on the battlefield for the first time. The usual BLU sniper was ill, so you were his replacement in battle. The team had shown you the ropes, and treated you like you were actually part of the team. You weren’t *worse* than the BLU sniper, but still, you couldn’t navigate the battlefield like an experienced mercenary could.

You were climbing the ladder the highest vantage point on the map. The team told you that if you could hold down this spot for a while, you could quite possibly win this match. Little did you know, someone else had already been in that spot, and you’d have to put up a fight to stay there.

— 5 minutes earlier —

The crackling of spy’s voice through a Walkie-Talkie could be heard from the tower.

— I heard the replacement on the other team is garbage. This should be an easy win Mundy, we’re counting on you. Over.

— Shut it, spook. Over.

The RED sniper put the Walkie-Talkie down, resuming his business. A few

Minutes later, the creaking of a ladder could be heard from the nest. It was you. The replacement sniper. Naturally, the RED sniper hid behind a crate, readying his shiv. A short (you’re a short king now mothefucker), (h/c) boy opened the trap door, dusting himself off. Then, equipping his rifle, he got to work.

The sniper observed your movements carefully, ‘waiting for the perfect moment to strike’ while actually observing how charming you looked. As you chambered a round, you felt a blade being held to your throat.

— Thought you were alone up here, mate?

The RED sniper let out a small chuckle, pressing the shiv against your neck, but not yet drawing blood. You didn’t know wether your face was pale or flushed at this point. You were facing imminent death, but at the same time you thought that chuckle of his was kinda.. dare I say hot?

— Please. don’t kill me.

A panicked whisper escaped your lips, not knowing what else you could say.

— Give me one good reason not to, love.

— You just called me love and that’s gay, dipshit.

Sniper wasn’t too phased. Flipping you around, he pinned you against the wall, still holding his weapon firm.

— Huh. You’re blushin’! That’s real cute. And gay.

— Shut up and die, asshat

— You think you’re in a position to call me names? Let me remind you that your life is in my hands, handsome.

You shudder at that remark, your face somehow turning even more red as you feel your cock strain against your pants. You mutter a short curse to yourself, but sniper hears it anyway.

— ah fuck..

— This can go two ways, mate. Either you get the fuck out of my tower before I kill you, or we… relieve each other of our -khm- problems, and neither of us come to this tower ever again.

— I think I’ll take the second option…

Sniper’s face was also kinda red, but looking down, you could see clearly how aroused he was too. The both of you just stood there, waiting for the other to make a move, when you decided to knock the shiv out of his hand.

— Oh stop making this awkward and kiss me already.

You pulled him in by his collar, the noises of surprise muffled by your lips against his. As he parted for air, he panted,

— You’re good, I’ll admit it. But not as good as me.

He pulled you back towards him, resuming what you were doing . His hand caressed your cheek, deepening the kiss.

Meanwhile, your hands wandered to undo his fly, and palm his bulge through his underwear.

— bigger than I thought.

— What’s that supposed to mean, love?

Once again, he pinned you back against the wall, unbuttoning your shirt. He started to leave hickeys all over your neck and jaw, his hands undoing your fly.

You let a breathy sigh escape your lips.

— Just fuck me, ya tease.

— You asked for it. Take your pants off.

— that’s gay as fuck!

— Take your damn pants off, we haven’t got much time till the battle ends, let’s make it count.

You took your pants and underwear off, and sniper slid his to his knees, his cock springing out. He made his way over to the crate, sitting down on it and lathering some lube onto his cock. You took the hint, sitting on his lap, straddling him.

— Other way around, love.

He whispered in your ear, kissing your cheek as you turned around, your ass grinding against his dick. He reached around to stroke your length. It became clear he knew what he was doing, pushing you closer and closer to your release as your gasps and moans grew louder and louder. However, just as you were about to go over the edge, to your devastation, he stopped.

— Fuck you…

— That was only a warm-up, beaut. Now sit down. You know what I mean.

Doing as you’re told, you sat back down, but this time, aligning sniper’s dick with your entrance. It hurt as you tried to push yourself down on him. You clenched your teeth in pain and sucked in a breath..

— That’s fucking.. massive…

— You’re cute, aren’t ya. What a delicate little thing you are. You’ll just have to get used to it, sugar. Will this help~?

He started to stroke your dick again, overshadowing your pain by waves of pleasure, his cock now balls-deep inside your ass. After you’ve gotten used to him inside of you, he stopped pumping up and down, only stroking and teasing.

— C’mon man… please…

— You can’t be the only person feeling the pleasure now, can you. We assassins do what we do for something in return, love.

He whispered into your ear, making you shiver.

— Now bounce.

As told, you started bouncing up and down on his length as he resumed his ministrations. His breathing became heavier, and those noises soon turned into pants and moans of pleasure. He started thrusting too, eliciting a loud moan out of you as he hit your prostate.

— Fuck, shit, right there man~

— You’re- nghh~~ welcome

The lewd noises you both made turned you on even more as he pumped you closer and closer to the edge. His thrusts became sloppier, and so did his hands, and you could tell that he was close too.

— Oh, Sniper, holy shit~~

A long, drawn out moan passed your lips as you came all over sniper’s hand, but still, he didn’t stop thrusting.

— Too much, too much~~!

You yelled, overstimulated as fuck. It felt kinda good to be pushed past your limit. Shortly after , sniper came inside you with one last thrust, his dick hitting your prostate once again as he came inside your ass. Hot, sticky liquid filled you up, some dripping out as sniper lifted you off of him.

— That was…

— Fucking delightful is what it was.

You replied, turning around and collapsing onto his shoulder.

— Now how the hell am I gonna clean this up…

#tf2 sniper #tf2 smut #tf2 x reader

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sittin-on-the-rooftop · 3 years

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HAPPY BIRTHDYA TO MEEEE

Also imma write birthday hcs tomorrow!

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promise I’m not crazy but

Teppei x Archon reader???

HEAVY INAZUMA ARCHON QUEST SPOILERS. Yes this is a legitimate teppei x reader angst dhmu T^T (Let’s say ur the hydro archon bc they the one we know least abt.)

TW: Death and illness ig?

You have been observing potential vision bearers for a while now, this time looking to inazuma. You saw complete devotion in many of Kokomi’s followers, but devotion wasn’t enough. You needed someone with enough ambition to change the tide of this war, and you didn’t necessarily agree with Ei’s point of view. There you found Teppei. A very promising candidate. He had the most ambition out of any soldier you have ever seen, and more enthusiasm than ever, and you weren’t just gonna let an opportunity like that slip through your fingers, would you? You layed low for a while. Big mistake. Before you knew it, the signs were layed out before you. “Foolish human. Those cursed fatui, meddling with my plans again!” you thought. and now, you see him hunched agains a wall. If you don’t appear before him he might just…

In a frantic manner, you left for inazuma, teleporting straight to his home…

Good ending:

You could tell he was scared half to death as you walked towards him. “Calm down. Look at me.” “W-who are *cough* you?” “That is irrelevant. All that matters is this.” You extended your hand, a hydro vision shines in your palm. “You wanted to be on equal footing with that outlander? I’ll do you one better. This vision is yours. And I will personally see to it that the fatui behind this will be drowned in the most painful way possible.” “*cough* Y/..N? Are you really..” “Visit me in fontaine, will you? Once the war is over. I must take my leave now… stay safe out there, Teppei.” With that, you dissapeared into a cloud of mist, leaving Teppei’s new vision behind. As he touched it, he felt… relieved. Like a wave of cool water washing over him, rejuvenating him, and bringing him a bit closer to his formal glory. “I… have a vision now. Oh, I hope the traveler isn’t too worried about me. I should tell them right away! They’ll be so proud…”

Bad ending: (TW)

You ran towards him, he was passed out, but still breathing. Putting his head on your lap, you felt his temperature as you heard his breathing get weaker and weaker.

“Please wake up, please wake up,” you tried desperately to heal him, but… “Please…” But… you lost him. You lost Teppei. Not even an archon… can reverse death. Looking at his lifeless body, you shed a tear as you swore to take revenge against the fatui scum that did this. That puppet will pay. Shaken with sobs, you penned a letter. It reads: “To whom it may concern, the one you saw here last has… joined the gods above. You can visit the memorial to honor this brave soul near the statue of the electro archon on this island. Kind regards, Anonymous.” You later did just that, and erected a small gravestone next to the statue. You placed the now dead hydro vision on the stone. Who knows… one day, it may just come alive.

#genshin teppei #genshin teppei x reader

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sittin-on-the-rooftop · 3 years

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GIMME ASKS PLEASE. THAT IS MY ONLY WISH

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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sittin-on-the-rooftop · 3 years

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ITS YA BOI BACK WITH THEM ONESHOTS.

Fresh.

A Oneshot In which Leon really needs a breath mint.

Pairing: Leon x Reader

Fandom: Pokémon

Genre: Domestic fluff.

TW: None!

Enjoy!

You were just chillin on the couch with your boyfriend, talking about his latest World coronation battle, when he saw ya take something from your pocket and eat it. “Oooh, ya got candy?” “Nah sweetie, just a mint!” Leon knows very well that you’d never give him one of your precious mints, but this time, he’s got a plan. “Ya know, the ember that Incineroar used on us couldn’t even light a candle to the G-max Wildfire that burns in my heart for you, my dear!” “Nice try, but you’re still not gonna get a mint, my dear” “Awwh come on, atleast a lil smooch of those minty fresh lips of yours, hun!” “Not the puppy dog eyes!!! *Sigh*. Fine.” You scoot over to Leon and give him a kiss, But just as you were about to pull away, he pulls you in closer. Cant say you had much of a problem with it though, as you deepen the kiss. And then you realize something as he pulls away for air. “LEON YOU STOLE THE BREATH MINT. OUT OF MY MOUTH!!” “Sorry hun, I just like how ya taste.” “I-“ You were lost for words. Turns out, your sweetheart isn’t just good at stealing your heart.

This is really short XD but I wrote this in the car lol.

#leon x reader #pokémon swsh #pokemon x reader #Why do I love leon so much istg

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sittin-on-the-rooftop · 3 years

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Ice cream and madness!

Ok favorite flavors of ice cream for main three + Tricky! Edit: Added our favorite flames Boi!

Hank!

Hank’s a lemon type of guy! Don’t ask, it’s just the v I b e.

Sanford!

Sanford strikes me as a salted caramel dude, but chocolate is a close second!

Deimos!

Deimos probably loves mint choc chip! Or if they don’t got it, any chocolate bar ice cream like snickers or bueno or kinder or oreo, whatever that store’s got!

Tricky!

TRICKY LIKES THE BUBBLEGUM/BLUE RASBERRY/COTTON CANDY TYPA SHIT. if it stains your tounge, he’s buyin!

Auditor!

He doesn’t really like ice cream, him being demonic fire and all. But if you really wanted to take him out to ice cream, he’ll get strawberry. He will get VERY defensive of it if u tryna tease him for it.

#madness combat #madcom headcanons #hank j. wimbleton #madcom deimos #sanford #madness combat tricky #auditor #ice cream

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sittin-on-the-rooftop · 3 years

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HELLO MY SWAG PEOPLES IM BACK FROM THE DEAD!

anyways, its 1am and it’s time for some soft Deimos hcs.

Hmkay it’s Deimos time.

Ya heard me!

EXTREME FLUFF.

So yea, funni man show affection Wsjjakakskkajxj

Hugs. Many hugs. SO MANY HUGS!

Ok Deimos is touch starved change my mind.

If you smoosh is cheeks or boop his nose, he is stealing a wedding ring. Nope, he’d just get a day-old onion ring.

If u short, he definitely puts his head ontop of yours from behind! Ya know, like as if you stacked ontop of eachother!

Be prepared to cuddle with him 24/7 bc this dude just wanna sit in your embrace!

INFINITE HEADPATS.

That’s all for today, folks!

#madcom #madcom deimos #deimos x reader

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sittin-on-the-rooftop · 3 years

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is it ok if you tag zhongli x reader? so sorry

ok! It’s no biggie, just forgot lol

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Eyo WIP check!!! thanks for putting up w this post break but imma do it again bc vacation! Anyway have some genshin fluff!

Edit: YO XIAO IS FINALLY DONE! workin on albedo now, my dudes!

Genshin Characters on their wedding day!

Childe:

OKAY IF YOU WORK WITH THE FATUI, THE TSARITSA LITTERALLY SHIPS YOU TWO SO BAD.

So yea, you are getting married infront of Zapolyarny palace, and she invited the ENTIRE NATION. A harbinger’s wedding is quite a big deal, after all!

The Tsaritsa herself made ya say your vows, and you got to watch the entire nation of sneznaya partying, getting drunk and stuff, yea it was fun.

La Singora would be in T E A R S. Like, ya never knew love was her soft spot! (this just my headcanon, so don’t come at me if that’s kinda OOC) And scaramouche would just be extremely jealous. WAIT IMAGINE SCARA JUST SITTING IN A CORNER WHILE SIGNORA GUSHES ABT YOU TWO TO HIM. M O O D.

You had your first dance infront of the whole nation, and after a while, everyone danced! It was so nice to see some of the children dancing with eachother on the streets, mimicking the dance moves you two did!

Also, if you aren’t part of the fatui, then Childe would take a week’s leave and have a small wedding at a beach in his hometown. Also, teucer as the flower boy!!!! Like, he would volunteer to throw pretty flowers at ya, bc that’s what he thought he needed to do! It would just be soo cute.

After that, you would ice skate together as a first-dance-kinda-thing!

AAAAAA- *Dies in Childe simp*

Kaeya:

He seriously considered getting married at angel’s share. But you managed to come to the agreement of getting married infront of the church!

So yea, you had a tiny lil ceremony, and Jean and amber cried. Lisa was also gushing about you two! Diluc just congratulated you and then walked off to the tavern, where the actual party was being held!

Mhm, that sly mofo always gets his way, don’t he. He too cute to say no to, after all! Y’all, got so drunk, that kaeya and you climbed onto the chandelier! Venti played you guys some sick beats, and Diluc served drinks.

Like half of monstadt came to watch as kaeya tried to drunkenly carry you bridal style back to Favonius Headquarters XDDD

Venti:

As for location, Ya got married infront of his statue! It was really cute, Other than the fact that Venti specifically requested Rosaria to do the vows. “May Bartoepiss bless this… ummm… wonderful union.” *Barbara facepalms in the background*

Anyway, you guys actually climbed up into the statue’s hands and Sang a duet! All of monstadt could hear it and it was beautiful.

As venti played the last few notes, Dvalin came and sweeped you up onto his back. You went to stormterror’s lair to have a moment of peace and quiet.

who knew venti had a secret booze stash at dvalins place tho? So, both you and venti fell asleep in eachother’s arms riding Dvalin the way back!

Y’all woke up in a pile of sticks in the whispering woods with venti. Atleast dvalin made an effort to make a bed lol! One of the worst hangovers ya ever had.

Zhongli:

You have never seen Zhongli this happy. When you asked him about the location, he actually told you to choose!

Hu Tao decided to take it upon herself to make this the best day of your lives and help organize the wedding! You went to discuss your secret plan with xiao. To get married on Quingyun peak, and then have a glide around Jueyun Karst.

As all the adepti gathered on the peak, Hu Tao had you say your vows. The adepti were the happiest that you have ever seen them! Afterwards, you glided off into the sunset, exploring until nightfall! When night fell, you glided back to Aocang peak, having dinner with everyone else, and spending the night under the stars.

Cloud Retainer offered for you to sleep over in her domain, but both of you decided to spend the night outside. You brewed your own tea on the adeptus’ stove you brought with you, and had tea under the stars.

Xiao:

Ever since you proposed, Verr Goldet has been planning a wedding for you two in her head, so after you asked her about it, she jumped to the opportunity! She organized everything fairly quickly with your help!

The wedding was to take place on the fields of bishui plane, infront of the statue of the seven. That was the only place verr goldet could arrange, but you were happy with it nonetheless!

After the ceremony, Xiao told you he wanted to finally take you somewhere very special to him. You didn’t know what this meant, but you followed him up the stairs of wangshuu inn, and climbed the tree up to the roof. To your surprise, there was a balcony, onto which you both climbed. Xiao took out a key, and opened the doors from the outside. “This is where I live. We’ll be spending the night here, if you don’t mind.” “Xiao… this is your home? The view is wonderful.” Xiao then told you that Verr Goldet specifically constructed a secret room for him to live in, because she saw how sad he was when he had to leave the roof, and tend to duties elsewhere. The rest of the night was spent talking with xiao about your current hyperfixation/something you are interested in. “Sorry Xiao, I’ve been talking too much. I’ll let you talk!” “No, please go on. Your voice is quite… soothing.”

Albedo: WIP

#genshin kaeya #genshin venti #genshin zhongli #genshin childe x reader #genshin impact #zhongli #zhongli x reader #venti x reader #xiao x reader

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Wassup! did someone ask for more captain content? No? Well sucks to be you then cause ya gonna get some!

So basically stress, but it’s better

Ok y’all, I am writing a weird scenario w tankman because this dude doesn’t have enough fluff.

So, you usually sit on the boombox with girlfriend, and you are basically boyfriend’s wingman/wingwoman/wingperson, and you the one who set bf and gf up in the first place!

Yea anyway, y’all have just stumbled onto a barren wasteland, and now this black and white son of a bitch is holdin y’all at gunpoint

Also, as he is insulting GF and BF, he also kinda flirts with ya? But in an asshole kinda way.

So stress comes along, and our sexually ambiguous little friend pops up, and knocks both you and GF off the boombox

Gf lands in Bf’s arms like the cute couple they are

And guess who catches you.

THE BASTARD HIMSELF.

We all know he made up THE CHEESIEST PICKUP LINE YOU‘VE EVER HEARD! LIKE: “Guess ya really fell for me, huh! From heaven, I assume? Can’t believe I’m gonna sing a duet with an angel like you, sugar(tits)!

So yea, he did make ya sing a couple of lines where ya jokingly teased abt how ya might leave the gang for tankman if bf don’t win

And yea! So bf won, pico shot 81 people, and you gotta be carried bridal-style by tankman for two minutes! All’s well that ends well!

#tankmen captain #tankman x reader

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Would ya look at that! Iss a captain x reader fanfic!

Pairing: Captain X Reader

Genre: Angsty Fluff (Prepare to cry in a good way)

Fandom: Tankmen AN: ignore the misspells its 2am

TW: A lot of swearing. Yea.

Why tf am I doing this

Anyway just stargazing fluff w captain. I fucking hate my life. I didn’t wanna finish the end lol so suck my cliffhanger dick.

You always had a hard time sleeping since you joined the army. You always had so much to think about. Recent encounters with the enemy, philosophical paradoxes, and… the douche that was captain. You’d go to the gym to exercise your thoughts away, but you decided, fuck it. You went up to the roof of the building, gazing up at the sky. One of the only things that stayed the same throughout the chaos that is war. A clear night sky was quite rare! You looked up at the stars, trying to distract yourself. From everything. The pain of war, the meaning of life, and your past struggles with love. You had quite a few encounters with the latter emotion, and none served you well. But here you were again. You were just another run of the mill soldier. How could you even have a chance with goddamn CAPTAIN of all people. All the thoughts were just too much. So much shit was flooding your head at once, because all the thoughts you suppressed just came flooding back to you all at once. So like any normal person, you went as far away from the dorms as possible, and started fucking screaming. About everything. Venting to whatever god was up there, begging it to have mercy. As you took another little break to sob, you heard heavy footsteps up the metal stairs. Fuck. Who’d you piss off this time? You hid behind a duct opening and prayed to Christ that it was Steve. All the other soldiers would fuckin kill your ass, so would Ted, and well, the worst case scenario- you couldn’t even complete the thought as the aforementioned worst case scenario started talking. Whelp, I guess the duct wasn’t the best place to hide. There you were curled up in a ball, ready to get a right scolding for waking up captain himself. But what he said next was enough to reinduce the sorry state you were in before having to hide with bated breath. “Are you ok, kiddo?” Two years ago. The last time you were asked that question, just before you joined this fucking shithole of an army. And here you were. Crying like a baby, as captain tried desperately to check you for injuries. “I heard you screaming like a fucking sissy, you good man?” In a desperate attempt to get you to cheer up, he was just throwing insults in a panic. Steve once told him that ya probably shouldn’t insult an injured person, and told him to first ask this, if there was any distress. “Mental, or physical pain? Do I need to take you to the infirmary? Should I carry you?” Panic is an understatement. You were ofc having a mental breakdown on the floor screaming “I DONT EVEN KNOW ANYMORE!” He didn’t know what to do, so, he asked a simple question. One his mom asked him whenever he cried. “Do you want a hug?” As those words came out of his mouth, you tackled him in a hug, pushing both of you onto the ground. Still trying his best not to upset you more, he started to pat you on the head, trying to calm you down. Feeling completely and utterly useless and weak. Infront of your crush? What luck. You felt utter despair. He’d never like you in this state. At that moment you realized just how sus this was. Yikes. You. Were. Cuddling. With. CAPTAIN! As you continued to drift into despair, Captain, in the most awkward tone you have ever heard, said “uhhhh, y-ya like stargazin?” “Kinda, yea…” You try to look up at the stars, trying to gain control over all your thoughts. The moon. The stars. The Big Dipper. Orion’s Belt. Andromeda. You felt an invisible weight on your back lift gradually, as you mumble out a tired “Thank you so much, sir. For calming my stupid ass down.”

“Well, ya damn near woke everyone up so it was probably best that I calm you down.” “Yea. Sorry for the trouble sir.”

“Wanna talk about it? Or would you like to simply sit in silence.” He took your silence as an affirmation for the latter. Minutes later, you asked John, “how about you, ya like stargazing?-Ah shit crap sorry, shouldn’t be that informal, sir“ “You using me as a pillow is informal enough, but I guess I’ll let it slide since you literally just had a mental breakdown right infront of me. … about stargazing, I never really had time for it. Ya know, army business.” “Want me to show you some constellations?” As you pointed out the stars, all your worries melted away. Having laughs about the constellations he guessed wrong. Time passes fast when you have fun. You checked your watch. 3am. As you laid on his chest, you started feeling quite sleepy. As you fell asleep, you mumbled a near inaudible “I kinda… like you…” Little did you know, Captain was wide awake.

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You woke up to someone shaking you violently. Gunshots can be heard in the distance. “HEY MAN, WAKE UP, WE’RE AT FUCKING WAR. FUCKING SURPRISE ATTACKS! THEY'VE SEIGED THE BASE, SOME GOT IN. HEY YOU WITH ME, KIDDO?” You vision starts blurring. You can feel Captain hoist you up onto his shoulder.

“INCASE I DIE, JUST KNOW THAT I FEEL THE SAME WAY. YOUR COURAGE AS A SOLDIER IS NEAR THE SAME SIZE AS MY MAGNUM DONG. IVE SEEN YOU OUT THERE, YA FEARLESS FUCKO! RUN OF THE MILL SOLDIER MY ASS. NOW LETS GO BEFORE WE GET FUCKING BLASTED!”

With each step he took the black spots in your vision spread, until…

#tankmen captain #tankman x reader

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Wassup y’all! Just call me Creator, idk what name I should use. Anyway, I am Omnisexual, Genderfluid, and use any pronouns! I’ll be postin random one shots and scenarios.

here’s some stuff I’ll do:

- Fluff

- Angst

- Smut

- Oneshots

- X reader

-Platonic stuff

-LGBTQ+ relationships!

some stuff I can’t do:

- Character x character (Sorry, I just ain’t good at it, might try it later on)

- non-con, incest, pedophilia, to name a few.

Fandoms I am currently in/will write for (will update) :

- Genshin impact

- Danganronpa

-Friday Night Funkin

-Madness combat (I aint comfortable writing romantic stuff for tricky tho, Srry!)

-Pico’s School

-Tankmen

-Pokémon (NOT. WRITIN. SMUT. also only the characters, not the actual Pokémon. can’t believe I needed to say that.)

-She-Ra

- PS: Dont be shy to request something that’s not on the list, but there’s still a chance I may not know it!

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