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shittyjakeenglish · 20 hours

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dave and jake.... pretty please.......

Day 216

dave and jake would get up to all the really generic teenage hijinks you see in movies. i think theyd make good power rangers protagonists

#hussie never let them interact because theyd be too powerful #ask #jake english #dave strider #homestuck #day 216

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shittyjakeenglish · 2 days

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Don't worry, Jake! I'm sure brobot can come pick you up from the sky, it has the flight function installed!

Day 215

you kidding? this is hilarious hes not stopping it

#ask #williamjakespeare #jake english #brobot #homestuck #day 215

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shittyjakeenglish · 3 days

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Day 214

and shes gone........

#jake english #homestuck #day 214

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shittyjakeenglish · 4 days

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Day 213

giving a little boy a balloon

#jake english #homestuck #day 213

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shittyjakeenglish · 5 days

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splashes pink dye after he bleaches ..

Day 212

rolal would be proud

#ask #jake english #homestuck #day 212

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shittyjakeenglish · 6 days

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Day 211

bleaching her hair..!

#jake english #homestuck #day 211

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shittyjakeenglish · 7 days

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jake curled up to have a nap, like a kitty

Day 210

clearly theyre still recovering

#ask #williamjakespeare #jake english #homestuck #day 210

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shittyjakeenglish · 8 days

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Day 209

gods strongest sufferer

#jake english #homestuck #day 209

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shittyjakeenglish · 9 days

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Day 208

oh criminy ive gone and hit him with the shrink ray!!

#jake english #homestuck #day 208 #tumblrs compression adds to this one i think

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shittyjakeenglish · 10 days

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Day 207

this one is only for tumblr user williamjakespeare everyone else you can go home

#i hope you enjoy your new nicknames o7 #jake english #homestuck #day 207

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shittyjakeenglish · 11 days

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More JakeHal... Por favor...

Day 206

this is his equivalent of a note saying "get out of my school" <3

#ask #jake english #lil hal #jakehal #homestuck #day 206 #jake calling people stupid nicknames is important to me.

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shittyjakeenglish · 12 days

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Noooo remove xem from the pain world. D: Comforting pats warm blankies and friendship forever.

Day 205

dear askers what sick game are you playing. one day shes in the hell dimesion, the next shes warm and cosy..... this is psychological warfare for him........

#ask #hermitcyclop #jake english #homestuck #day 205

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shittyjakeenglish · 13 days

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UNPAT HER HEAD! MODS SEND HER TO THE TORTURE DIMENSION NOW1!!!!!!

Day 204

oki 💕💖 sent her to get tortured for eternity in the pain world ٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡

#ask #jake english #homestuck #day 204

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shittyjakeenglish · 14 days

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Dya 203

no you cannot put him in a public school environment he would DIE

#jake english #homestuck #day 203

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shittyjakeenglish · 15 days

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Day 202

awful 413 to the most miserable girl in the world

#i celebrate by making jake english sad sozziesss #the comfort of a laughtrack is about jake english. fun fact #jake english #homestuck #day 202 #no id

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shittyjakeenglish · 16 days

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ohhhh litul giy... do not be displeased... pets his head and kisses his forehead...

Day 201

pat pat

#ask #jake english #homestuck #day 201

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shittyjakeenglish · 17 days

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Day 200

fucking how??! i am aghast.

#ach. it is. 2am #jake english #homestuck #day 200

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