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😋🤤

Okay but Uchiha boys reaction to be woken up w bj :D

OK I CHANGED MY MIND. I am tired as fuck but damn if this didn’t excite me!!! 🚨🚨

NSFW; waking these men up by the cock.

Madara:

Oh god. Several ideas come to mind with this man. The first being, you probably don’t even slip under the sheets before he’s awake, and the second is that he’s tired enough to allow it. So Madara pretends to wake up the moment your mouth slides over his morning wood, groans and stretches his arms under his head (this is the good life, ok?). Before he is close to finishing, he tenses. Because any ounce of his cum that doesn’t flood your womb is considered wasteful, but Madara has a soft spot and since you’re enjoying him this way so much, he decides to fall apart from your hot mouth, and encourages you by gently rutting in time with your mouth strokes. Just make sure you do it right, or he’s going to get aggressive and fuck your face silly.

Obito:

I’m such a fucking bitch for this, and I’m sorry Obi. But have you ever seen a man cum in his sleep?? That’s Obito. Guy sleeps like a fucking rock (not surprising since he’s built like one, your mouth is stuffed with his cock and he’s still asleep????). And he moans the whole time, but very sleepy whines. He actually dreams about it while you’re doing it (and gets sooo red telling you about this dream later in the day, all the while you smile knowingly) 😩🥹 so precious, you thought for sure he would be awake by the time it started to feel really good, but nope! He just is even more adorable, peacefully unawares as you suck him dry.

Shisui:

It’s pretty evident I’m baised with this Uchiha. Lol, I can’t help it. Shisui absolutely wakes up—but with appreciation, slips his hand in your hair and guides you slowly over his morning erection and groans so damn hot and gruff. He’s so hard in the mornings too, not always but today he is. The mornings he’s not, he still enjoys you cock warming him until he grows into your throat and then he groans when you slurp on the tip as he cums, rather fast but oh well. Undoubtably repays the favor; tenfold. Once your mouth is flooded with his sperm, he is eager to reciprocate and feast off your goods.

Itachi:

It’s always so hard to tell what this man isn’t affronted by. He would instantly jolt awake, with a silent but then audible gasp turned treasonous moan. Probably mouth open, it’s always shocking (in a good way) to be taken care of by you, but fuck. Itachi is one of those men that gets off on your pleasure. Like, yes. He loves seeing you work his length, especially since he got in late from a mission and you were asleep, so there was no time for a salacious reunion. But please, if you really want to make him happy and cum fast. Just sit on him once you notice he’s close. He loves blow jobs, but he wants you both to be on the same level.

#uchiha clan #uchiha headcanons #uchiha family #madara smut #madara uchiha #madara x reader #obito smut #obito uchiha #obito x reader #shisui smut

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Love these goons 😩😭

Could you possibly do a scene where their best friend/crush jokingly/teasingly calls them “Daddy”? For both Obito and Itachi? One or both? Pretty please?

Oh Nonny,

This is delectably so so so cute and also shocking for the two of them. These men both are emotionally dormant to some extent and have severely different reactions to being called Daddy. 😈

NSFW; if you poke the bear, the bear fucks you back. I’m gonna leave this one a surprise with no description; just know that I have all you Itachi sluts in my heart ❤️

Obito:

If you inadvertently call Obito daddy; let’s say you’re just talking and mention something about daddy vibes and such—that maybe he should try to be more dominant and that most women froth at the mouth for it. He flushes. This man has never once taken full control of a woman, he’s usually the one to be straddled and taken for a ride.

Not today no, you are helping Obito exercise his inner strength and his inner daddy dom side. Which turns out, comes a bit more naturally. Just a few words of encouragement from you is all he needs to pin you down at the training grounds. The wild look in your eyes further feeds his confidence, growing desire and cock.

Speaking of cock. It presses against you, not roughly but it’s prominent enough to not need an introduction. But he’s still going to introduce himself to you. Very out of character for him, but this is all so damn hot. Fucking your best friend?

‘You want my cock, baby? Ask nicely.’ As he kisses down your throat, fingers fervently working your slacks and his.

‘..god, yes.’ You feel the soft smirk ring his lips as he sucks your throat.

‘Yes, what?’ Hot and breathy, it causes goosebumps on your neck.

‘Mmm, yes daddy.’ Good girl he says back, very good girl.

Officially you have the orbital velocity of the goddamn universe between your legs, Obito’s fat cock slips into you and a whorishly desperate moan escapes your mouth. Your fingers clutch around, mapping his hair and shoulders, gripping and digging into him as he groans low in your neck. His pace is not kind nor mean; but needy. A man who has fed the whims of women is now feeding his own. Pounding the soft silk of your cunt as if it were a qualifying sprint, you’re such a perfect fit that the soft wet squelching sound of your pussy can be heard within the first few thrusts.

‘Such…a damn..good girl..so wet for me.’ he whispers as you moan yes daddy in his ear over and over. ‘Tell me when to cum baby.’

As if this was going to last long. You’re so close as it is, how delicious each deep thrust has your walls clenching and fluttering. Picking up faster and faster, ‘mmm Obi—daddy. I’m…gonna..’

Oh you shouldn’t have bitten him, I mean…wait. Yea bite him!! It just makes Obito growl low in your ear. ‘…want to fill your cute pussy…’

Gods. Those are the right words to moan in your ear, all you can whimper out is for him to cum. Because damn he’s coming with you. Those final four thrusts pushes his cum so deep inside of you, your squeezing cunt helps milk each warm spurt of his seed out.

A few deep breaths and Obito is making sure he didn’t hurt you. Kissing your lips and cheeks. Soft words of affirmation that you enjoyed yourself. The contrasting differences between his voice then and now are a stark reminder that underneath a man, he can unleash the most unholy fucking.

‘…I am more than good Obi.’ So cute when you call him that. It means much more now than before.

Itachi:

If you can this man daddy, it’s probably over him saying he didn’t think whatever you were up to was a good idea. ‘Yea, ok. What are you? My daddy or something.’ Which was supposed to be funny but it made his cock slightly twitch and stretch a bit.

‘I could be.’ It was meant to stay inside of his head but damn. Have you two not been hanging out more. Later, alone and unseen.

Yea, Itachi absolutely would like to explore this little fantasy. He’s now inundated with impure thoughts of you moaning that in his ear. Your reaction to his response makes it all the more easier for him to lift you against a tree. Asking you to say it again.

Full reset on your insides, you’re wet and stupid right now. Not dumb, but prematurely drunk on lust. ‘…yes daddy.’

‘Good girl.’ It comes out so naturally, smooth and fluid. Like your favorite shot of liquor.

But let’s be real here. You’re out in the open, Itachi would like to explore this little thing between the two of your more privately. What’s three seconds his time compared to you spending the next three days begging for his cock in Tsukuyomi? Worth every single time he hears your voice crack and whimpering in that false atmosphere he creates. Oh you had no idea, it was always the quiet ones you needed to watch out for.

And while it was short lived—for him, you can still feel and taste him vividly when you are established back into the living world. You look fine on the outside but your mind was just fissured and fried with pleasure. So many Itachi’s and cocks in every orifice of your body. Your olfactory nerves are shot to hell. You can smell the scant air of it all but not really, so much cum had been spurted into your mouth, on your tits and inside your soft cute pussy. That cute pussy he whimpered the first time he came inside of. It was a dirty thing to do to someone so unsuspecting as yourself but damn if you didn’t like being put in a genjutsu for once.

You’ll spend the abnormally quiet walk home in disbelief that a man so calm and stoic can be so damn enticing and …sorta brutal, but in all the good ways. Each time you think of this little ordeal your cunt will throb. He was never actually inside of you, but hell if this didn’t make you want him inside of you for real now.

#obito uchiha #itachi uchiha #obito headcanons #itachi headcanons #obito smut #itachi smut #uchiha headcanons #uchiha clan #uchiha family #tsukuyomi fuckin

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Oh gods yes, please 🙏🏼 how have I not seen this? So hawt!!! 🔥🔥

Shisui is such a cocky motherfucker when he wants to be. Picture this:

NSFW; I’m horny today; Let’s simp

The first time you have sex, as your kissing and teasing one another. All around in general shit that drives both of you wild. You tell him how good he’s gonna feel inside of you as your stroking his length, and he mentions how exceedingly wet you are from just him kissing you. In the next moment, you’re guiding him to your warm and wet entrance. Still slow kissing as he plants either thigh under your knees, hands under your head.

It’s that slow fucking stretch as he divides you on his cock, mouths open and panting over one another when he bottoms out. Eyes never leaving each others. How fucking good that first full length thrust of his dick feels. It just makes you more wet. Contorts your face in pleasure. The way your insides fissure and throb faster with each stroke; that damned gentle kiss to your cervix.

Embarrassingly you are about to cum. Shisui will coo in your ear that ‘no one has ever fucked you like this, have they?’ He just knows how good he is. How quickly you pulse around him with each slow and deep hip roll. You breath heating his neck. Continues to say things like, ‘only my cock can make you cum this fast,’ ‘such a good girl for squeezing my cock so good.’

#shisui uchiha #uchiha clan #shisui #uchiha shisui #shisui is a babe #uchiha #just let me fuck one uchiha #preferably shisui #i miss shisui #shisui come back

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😅❤️‍🔥🤤

Can you do jealous Madara + NSFW, pls.🥹

Your anon.♥︎

Anon 🤍 always lovely to have your Madara requests. I hope you are well. Sorry I took so long, I made it extra long for you ☺️

NSFW; stalking; obsessive Madara; you are his and no one else’s; inappropriate use of genjutsu.

— Madara is a naturally jealous man. Anything some else can do, he does better and if he can’t. He is green with envy. So when he sees Hashirama making sweet words at the woman he’s been pining after. All gloves are off.

— They already have a convoluted friend/enemy relationship. This just irks him to a new level. Obsessive behavior to damn near self sabotage proportions.

— Tails her every move. Mapping her every day with sharingan precision. Becomes very good at making his appearances look like an accident. Also knows to keep them infrequent enough that she doesn’t suspect his stalking tendencies.

— By this point, Hashirama has lost interest, that and he doesn’t wake up on the side of lunacy every day like Madara. Even with zero competition to keep him on edge, his hawkish eyes are always at her back.

— When the timing is right, Madara corners this woman. Casting her under a heavy and powerful genjutsu. Secluding them from the world around them. She’s wholly terrified but is incapable of lifting the anchor. He doesn’t mean to come off as malicious, Madara is just exceedingly…terrible when it comes to these things. Which is an oxymoron considering half the village views him as a sex symbol.

— ‘Don’t be alarmed.’ Maybe he should have started this conversation outside of an artificial world? This girl is having a hard time believing that Madara doesn’t harbor ill intentions. Not until he places a palm on her cheek and thumbs her wrist. ‘I’d be so good to you.’

— crash.exe, girls brain is just inundated with the thick atmosphere of his genjutsu. Yet there is something unholy and arousing about a man who would use his prowess to garner her affections. That he just went from zero to a thousand in a blink of an eye. But really; what could you expect from an Uchiha. When something or someone catches there eye, there’s not a lot that would discourage them from obtaining it.

— ‘Uchiha Madara, is this any way to treat a lady?’ Oh, so she has a mouth on her? Wonderful. This only excites him further. To top it off, she doesn’t shy away from his hardened gaze., but rather gently leans into his touch. ‘Your presence hasn’t gone unnoticed…’

— Oh; yea. She knew. If Madara thought he had wool over this girls perception. He was a blind fool. Maybe he hadn’t of been so sneaky, ‘can you blame me?’ Well; no. She couldn’t. She rather enjoyed the cat and mouse game. In fact, it was all apart of this scheme of hers anyways.

— The old bait and switch; classic hunter becomes the hunted. The moment she saw the ire in his glowering at that social between Hashirama and her. It was game, set and match. Definitely let Hashi in on her madness, which any opportunity to annoy Madara and help a dear old friend is a blessing.

— Madara couldn’t even be mad. The tenacity of this girl outplaying him and knowingly allowing him to chase her like a dog around the village was almost endearing. Which when she ended up up beneath him, made it all the more glorious.

— Or, he ended up underneath her instead. The genjutsu was easily manipulated and broken—so she’s keeping secrets now? Thank god that he cornered her in a secluded area. Madara in this moment imagined there wasn’t anything in existence that felt better when looking down and already finding his cock in her mouth. Plump lips sucking the tip gingerly, making his head tilt back. Two hands stroking his aching girth.

— More devilishly tantalizing was her shoving him to the ground and rucking her dress up, panties aside and sitting his full length without allowing him a single breath to spare. The low gutteral moan that came out his mouth, was too, stolen from him when her lips met his. ‘Ask and you shall receive…’ was all she deliberated.

— The soft warm heat of her cunt, swelled and thrummed around his aching cock. When was the last time Madara had been in the position of being taken this way? Probably not since he was younger, if at all. She’s hotter than any katon heat his lungs could muster in this moment. Not allowing him an inch to breathe or maneuver her hips any way he would like.

— Completely and utterly orbits the moment the warmth plush of her sopping wet heat pulsates around his cock. It sends a shiver to his testicles and a shock up through his heart when she cums and moans his name out. Reducing Madara to a sixty second man in the five minutes she had him pinned. His warm cum spreads and fills her as she fucks it into her.

— ‘Gods…’ was the first word he spoke after they catch their breath, and ‘…does this mean…you’re mine?’ Is the first question he asks once post nut clarity makes room. Of course she was his, after all that? There wasn’t any other option.

— Once they gather their bearings, fix clothing and hair: Madara is so gentlemanly. Aside from being fucked with reckless abandon. He takes her out to the finest restaurant the following evening and then brings her back to his place for a more proper fuck.

— One where she is inoperable the second they enter his home. Kissed up against the wall, making their way to his bed. Clothes and shoes litter the hall, and she ends up beneath him this time. Panting and pleading as his lips worship that cute soft pussy of hers. Tongue and lips nipping and sucking. Drinking her orgasm as it spills over his mouth and tongue.

— Holding her down in the mating press as he divides her seam and drives slow and deep. The soft mewls of his name on her lips fill the room louder and louder each time she cums. ‘…keep saying my name like that..’

— Though pretty soon he’s saying her name just a loud and heavy. Lowly grunting in the crook of her neck when he pumps her full, for the second time this evening. How many hours had they been laid up in bed now? Several at least.

— She stays the night and it’s not even weird the next morning when she wakes up to see him buck ass naked sitting on the porcelain throne. They have breakfast and consider making a title for themselves… eventually.

#madara headcanons #madara uchiha #madara smut #uchiha clan #uchiha headcanons #uchiha family

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shisuis-left-testicle · 8 hours

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Eeekkkk Itachi 🥹🙈 he’s so precious, I just want to nom nom nom!!

can you do reader squirting for the first time with Itachi (nsfw obv) PLS?

Oooo Nonny,

This is hot. 🥵 The minute I read this my mind started racing with several scenarios.

NSFW; you squirting for the first time on Itachi’s lovely cock; honestly don’t know what came over me lmao I slung this out in half an hour or less??

There was nothing overly different this time around. Always passionate. Whispered moans of affection. Itachi feeling a bit ….bold and brash, wrapped his slender fingers around your neck. Gently reaming it while he slowly thrusted into you. You are so wet, so taut around his pulsing cock. He was holding out today. Wanting to make sure you came as many times as you could handle it.

“..mmm..” your soft whimper as he kissed your jaw, nipped on your breasts. Free hand holding you steady as his rough but slow dragging of his cock made you quiver. You swelled with excited, leaked a little more each orgasm he drove you through. Choked his cock so deliriously good that he even had to stop once. The pattern of his heartbeat drummed between your legs. Coincided with your own throbbing around his length.

“…one more.” Itachi never begged, you weren’t sure if it was a plea to himself or a request to feel your walls flutter and clench around him.

“…I don’t know if I can.” It was a true statement. You felt puffy and numb almost. Hardly ever did Itachi bring toys into your bed, but he was desperate. Reaching for the night stand, his cock shifting inside of you. That good pressure of the tip resting on your cervix a little.

“Then use this.” This man was a curiosity. Nodding your head, the soft buzz of that silly little device deliciously made your walls contract on contact.

Itachi’s cock felt good any day. Every day, from the back, on your side and even beneath him. Capable of making you sluice around him every time you had sex. This little toy today was doing the both of you favors. Not a word out of either one of you other then the salacious caterwauling of how damn good it felt.

Holding it on your overstimulated nub, it felt like a pot boiling over. Too intense and yet not enough. Coupled with his deep thrusts and the squeeze of his hand around your throat. Cutting off your ability to really scream for him. You could barley manage to kiss him back aside from a few sloppy touches before he bit your bottom lip.

The swell of your cunt sucking him in as fluttered around him again. “One more…one more. Baby, please.”

Dainty fingers laced over yours on the device, desperate for you to choke him again. Encapsulate his cock in that warm hug when you came. Pressing it against you harder, increasing the output. Your soft mewls filled the back of his throat, coming again. Harder than the last, making you inoperable, completely drunk on his cock. Itachi never held expectations when it came to sex. It was all enjoyable.

But you squirting for the first time? Was it a dream? Your cum puddling at his knees. Sopping his bed, would he ever wash these sheets again? Itachi couldn’t stop himself from coming even if he wanted to. You felt that familiar warmth of his thick cum spurting inside of you, seeping around and out as he slowly fucked it back into you.

Praising you, worshipping you. “Good girl, washing my cock for me.”

Kissed your forehead when his soft cock could no longer afford to penetrate you. Pulling you close and slipping out completely. You panted; spent. Hair cling to your forehead and he pushed it aside to kiss you temple.

Maybe that toy would earn a permanent spot between the sheets with you.

#uchiha clan #uchiha headcanons #uchiha family #itachi uchiha #itachi headcanons #itachi smut

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shisuis-left-testicle · 8 hours

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…. @shisui-anon 🙃

Hiii, could u do reactions if u asked Uchiha boys to hold their peepee while they're peeing? Thank youu xx

😂😭😭

This is actually something I would give anything to do.

Semi—NSFW; I want to hold these gorgeous men’s pp; kinda short.

Madara:

Nu uh. 😒 Aside from being laid beneath him when he’s going to pound town, going to the bathroom is actually more intimate for this man than letting you suck his cock. Don’t ask him why; he doesn’t like to mix pleasure with unsavory things. It doesn’t ick him necessarily, but he also just doesn’t find it arousing. You can touch his cock when it’s hard, not soft.

Obito:

YES!!! Please!! 🥹😇 Hold his pp! It’s endearing to him, but unfortunately before he can even let the yellow rainbow go, he’s hard!! 😂 Just the way you hold his unruly cock makes him lose focus and he’s instant ramen boner! You’re gonna have to jack him off first, which of course isn’t an issue. But he ends up cumming hard and then peeing. It’s quite a sight to see.

Shisui:

My(our) husband. 😌😩 He’s charmed by your need to accompany him to use the porcelain throne, he even makes it a habit to announce when he’s going to pee (bonus points if you squeeze his pp to change the flow, he thinks it’s funny). Very much the opposite of Obito; once his bladder has been relieved. Shisui’s growing length needs relief as well! So into the shower you go for some hot ass shower wall fucking, but only once he’s cleaned himself.

Itachi:

On the same level as Madara with this but will let you do it once, maybe twice if you pout enough. But that doesn’t always work on Itachi. It’s very cute seeing him incapable of peeing with you there. Even if your face is buried in the back of his shoulder blades, he can’t seem to pee for a few minutes. And if you mess up the aim, he’s going to correct it immediately, in which case his hand lacing with yours is hot and that makes him flustered as well. Going to the bathroom while being semi aroused is not very comfortable when it comes to being a man.

#uchiha clan #uchiha headcanons #uchiha family #madara uchiha #obito uchiha #shisui uchiha #itachi uchiha #madara headcanons #obito headcanons #shisui headcanons

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🥹🫠

Any time doll. ❤️

Shisui is always in need of a good fucking.

I really want him to come home one day, be all tired and wore out. And then I just slowly undress his slacks and kiss him deeply—mouthy as he groans. Fucking him in the recliner for a good hour, and making him feel so good, his hands grip my waist tight, and as he cums he’s so desperate and fucks himself up into me.

He’s the bestest boy, and works hard. So yea. He deserves it and so do I.

#shisui uchiha #shisui headcanons #shisui #uchiha clan #shisui smut #uchiha shisui #uchiha

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Shisui is always in need of a good fucking.

I really want him to come home one day, be all tired and wore out. And then I just slowly undress his slacks and kiss him deeply—mouthy as he groans. Fucking him in the recliner for a good hour, and making him feel so good, his hands grip my waist tight, and as he cums he’s so desperate and fucks himself up into me.

He’s the bestest boy, and works hard. So yea. He deserves it and so do I.

#shisui uchiha #shisui headcanons #uchiha clan #shisui #shisui smut #uchiha shisui #uchiha

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shisuis-left-testicle · 13 days

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Impale me in his cock, please 🥹😭😭😭

Had a very horny thot today. And I can’t be helped, I need all my moots on this; and my followers 🙈😇 Very reasonable and scientific research ahead:

So; time to make a poll since I have no better way to spend my afternoon!!

Very nsfw 😂🫠🥵

Which way does Shisui Uchiha’s cock curve?

#shisui #shisui headcanons #shisui uchiha #uchiha clan #uchiha headcanons #uchiha shisui #shisui smut #shisui is a babe #just let me fuck one uchiha #voteeee

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shisuis-left-testicle · 19 days

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Mmmmm gods yes. Shisui tonguing me.

#shisui uchiha #uchiha clan #shisui #uchiha shisui #uchiha

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shisuis-left-testicle · 19 days

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HOLY FUCK. 🥵🥵

Girl, I absolutely love your writing, and especially how spicy you write these fine men.

NGL, Itachi is my favorite man though

But...how would he react to his S/O who's so hopelessly in love with him and puts in extra effort to spice up their *ahem* bedroom activities

Like, S/O wears things like:

Just for him 💋🥵❤️

Ma'am. I'm gonna have to call the Uchiha Police Force on you. This it way too sexy for poor Itachi!!! And thank you for loving my slut brain rot bestie. 🥹

Firstly, fuck me. Secondly, hopefully it's an Uchiha that does.

NSFW; Itachi is very appreciative of your efforts

Itachi flushes light pink and then full red. Unholy and blasphemous as sharingan eyes soak in and absorb your hardly decent self, but he calls you a good girl while still deciding to ultimately fuck you in it. Obviously it would be wasteful of him to not test the limits of this fabric, so he would gently push the dainty g-string aside to easily slip his eager cock into your sopping cunt.

The novelty of it doesn't fall short on him, he knows you're doing it for the added flare in the sheets. Which he deeply appreciates as you clench and cum all over his pussy drenched length. But he has to make sure that you understand its not always necessary, nor expected. Though he won't argue if this becomes the normal bed attire of your choosing.

However, don't be surprised in the morning, despite the previous three rounds from last night, if you wake up with his fingers in the swell of your cunt as he mumbles good morning and kisses down your shoulder. It's just that hot to him.

#submission #uchiha itachi #uchiha #uchiha clan #itachi uchiha #itachi smut

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lol 😂 on the subject of Shisui’s cock and balls in our mouths?? 👄😩🥵

What if we hyperfixated together? 😗 JK JK… unless- 😏

#it's shisui #in the box #lmao #shisui #shisui uchiha

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shisuis-left-testicle · 2 months

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SO MUCH THIS. 😩😩😩

ITACHI AND SHISUI DESERVED TO TRAIN AND GROW UP TOGETHER AND HAVE THEIR FIRST KISS TOGETHER AND GO ON MISSIONS TOGETHER

#yessss #shiita #shisui uchiha #shisui headcanons #shisui smut #uchiha clan #shisui #uchiha shisui #itachi uchiha

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Mama, we all go to hell. 😭🥵🥰

can you do Itachi comes back from a long mission and you know what he will do with his s/o (nsfw)

Oh nonny, this is just what the doctor ordered!!

He so hungry, desperate to fill his appetite!!

NSFW; cock warming; light food fucking; I’m feeling things today; let’s make dinner.

Yea so, Itachi is into cock warming. He’s what I refer to a closeted freak. Only gives in to this sort of thing after being gone for so many days.

This time, it’s weeks and this man is hungry. Not for the plate that is sitting before him, but for the woman that is white knuckling his knees as she sucks his cock beneath the dining room table. Desperate too, any average day would have the world thinking what a polite and beautiful couple they are. What goes on behind close doors is another story.

Itachi feels rather good this evening, his cock throbs in her mouth and the visual is even more gorgeous to him when he looks down and sees her lips puffed around him. Thumbs her cheek as she swirls his tip. Soft eyes wandering up to his as she pops soft lips off his cock. Luridly kissing up and down his shaft. Trying not to ruin her appetite, she makes to shuffle away. So she can eat dinner and then get on with dessert.

‘Fuck that, I’m not done with you.’ He groans, ‘turn around, get on your knees and back your ass up.’

How sinful of her to think Itachi would be ok with just a little tease to his manhood. Three weeks woman, she’s treaded dangerous waters with that little display. Out on a mission for three fucking weeks, he’s anything but normal. No privacy, his woman not around. There were things you did not taunt a man with upon his arrival and one of them was the sacred flesh between their thighs.

As she assumes the position, he rucks down her house robe and wrenches down lacy panties. Thumbs the wet seam of her entrance, then presses in. This was a new situation for him, exciting. Could he manage to eat his dinner before cumming? Probably not.

Lazily scoots to the edge of his seat, pressing the tip of his cock at her sopping wet cunt. Using just a thumb to inch it in, than drags it to her clit. It was definitely an awkward angle, but they’ve done weirder.

‘Meet me halfway, baby.’ He lurches, cock sharply angles into her slit. When she lifts from crouching, she slides barely to the base of his cock.

It felt so good though. Drops his fork and grips her hips. Planting his feet firmly on the ground to support this audacious little maneuver, and bottoms out.

‘So good.’ Her whimpers are muffled under the table, how beautiful her pussy looked canted up at this angle. It’s glistening moisture shines in the lighting, so pretty.

Even better when he smeared it with sauce from his plate. Just a little spice to the clit, nothing annoyingly hot. Ran those sauced fingers down his shaft each time they pumped into one another. The heat mixed with the cool air made the sensations contrastingly pleasant.

‘You like being fucked under the table like a cat in heat?’ Itachi grunted between words. Gently slapping her sensitive little nub as she threatened to cum so fast.

‘…gods, ‘Tachi. Please, yes. You feel so fucking good.’ There was nothing for her to grab or anchor too. Being mindful of her cheek to the wood floor, Itachi ground his hips gentle but fast.

‘How good?’ Smacking ass and gripping it for his own sake, on the verge of cumming. His other hand held the the edge of the table to stabilize himself.

‘So fucking good—so close.’ Her soft mewl has Itachi bursting at the seams.

But he needed more, and so gripping her hips tighter. Itachi used what minimal strength needed to essentially lift her up and down his cock. Excitement soon became desperation and next he found himself kicking the chair back and using the table with both hands for stability. Legs on either side of her hips. Itachi fucks downwards into his whining mess of a wife. Dragging his length over and over in and out. Her juices cream and ring at the base of his shaft, now he was close.

The taut squeeze and pulse of her plush walls coaxed his cock to throb and thicken, he groans. Gods it was so good when she came around him, even better when she was inconsolably moaning his name. Creamy, warm and thick as oil, Itachi fills her cute little hole up with his cum. Slowly thrusting it deep down, and the angle making it that much easier to fuck it into her.

Picks her up, cock hard and needy still. He discards half of the kitchen table into the floor, slips his cock inside her again and fucks her five ways to Sunday there. Reams a gentle grip at her throat and kisses her panting lips as she cums all over his length again. And again, this woman was not getting any sort of reprieve from his desires. Three weeks was too long to go with out the warmth of your woman’s slit to pump your cock into. Itachi presses her knees to chest and fucks her even harder as she mewls out sirens moan, how god he feels when consistently kissing her cervix. Filling her sweet velvety walls a second time and watching as it threatens to leak out from her depths as he slows his ravenous thrusts.

She’s not too pleased about the china being shattered as Itachi’s bullish behavior was not unsolicited but rather brash. Cleaning the mess, he kissed her cheek.

‘My apologies.’ Mhm, get to cleaning boy she says, but reciprocates his kisses with her own. They’ll just order delivery and salvage what they can for his bento tomorrow.

The usual goes form here. Eat dinner once it arrives, take a shower together. Cuddle up and read their books in bed. They are rather normal in most regards. Turn off the lights and go to bed.

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shisuis-left-testicle · 2 months

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Firm believer that Shisui doesn’t just eat pussy. He makes out with it. Lovingly.

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shisuis-left-testicle · 2 months

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Well well well, if it isn’t a pleasure to feel this unholy on a Saturday morning.

🥹😩😩

Can I please be an Uchiha sandwich

A short Shiita lemon I wrote the other night. Explicit content follows.

Minors, please don’t read.

#shiita #shisui #itachi #itachi uchiha #shisui uchiha #shisui headcanons #shisui smut #uchiha clan #itachi smut #incest #I love this shit #thank you writer

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shisuis-left-testicle · 2 months

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Okay so thoughts today are racing through my brain.

Shisui can be really possessive and selfish in bed. He wants you all to himself and solely focusing on him. Giving him all your attention, he loves that. Gets off on it. Shisui would make sure there isn’t a part of your body that’s not touching his, like you have to be under him so cramped up. It’s only about him, he wants you to focus on him and have your pleasure be secondary.

Would definitely be a bit handsy, light choking. Some spitting in your mouth as you cum. I’m not entirely keen on that but for some reason, the idea of Shisui forcing his thumb into my mouth and suppressing my tongue so that I have to choke on his spit is just ….hot. Ok, I’m leaning now.

#shisui uchiha #uchiha clan #uchiha shisui #shisui #shisui is a babe #uchiha #just let me fuck one uchiha #preferably shisui #shisui headcanons #shisui smut

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