McKay: *slams books down in front of Sheppard* McKay: Boil up some Mountain Dew. It’s gonna be a long night. Sheppard: You could of said literally anything else. McKay: Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast to fuel my trouble. Sheppard: I’m going to just stop challenging you when you say random shit. I won’t win. I realize this now.

Sam: How petty can you get? Daniel: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

Teal'c: *is throwing stones at Jack's window* Jack: You have a phone for a reason, Teal'c! *THUD* Jack: DID YOU JUST THROW YOUR PHONE AT MY WINDOW?!

McKay: Hey Radek, listen, the IOA makes us do this every year, but this is just a little manager evaluation form. You just fill it out, let them know how I'm doing, you know? Zelenka: Okay. Uh, "Is your manager manipulative?" McKay: I'd say "No" to that if I were you.

Rodney, wanting to test out the personal shield: I need you to shoot me John: What? Rodney: Did you hear what i just said? John: I always hear "I need you to shoot me" when you speak but it's usually subtext

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Daniel running into Jack's office: Are you busy? Jack: Yes. Daniel: Cool, listen to this...

McKay: I’m gonna get fat if you keep feeding me all these chips and junk! Sheppard: I’M NOT! I was eating them and you took them! McKay: You said I should try some! Sheppard: I said they were good! McKay: That’s not how I heard it!

Daniel running into Jack's office: Are you busy? Jack: Yes. Daniel: Cool, listen to this...

Sam: Whoa, Daniel, what’s up with the angry face? Daniel: Jack won’t stop talking about how “Ancient Egyptians were furries”. Jack: But they were! Just looks at all their gods- Daniel: Oh my god, SHUT UP!

Sheppard: I drink to forget but I always remember. Beckett: You're drinking orange juice.

Sheppard: WHOEVER CAUSED THIS MESS IS GOING TO- Ronon: It was me... Sheppard: ...Is going to be forgiven because everyone deserves a second chance.

Teal'c: You must apologize to General O'Neill for your actions. Daniel: Fine! Daniel: Unfuck you, or whatever!

Daniel: *About to do something incredibly stupid* Jack: I know I can't stop you, but I won't let you go by yourself.

McKay: I only have two emotions: exhaustion and stress. And I’m somehow always feeling both simultaneously.

Daniel: Vala and I got married!! Mitchell: Don't share your personal problems with everyone.

McKay: Good news! I didn’t screw up! Sheppard: ... McKay: I screwed up less badly than usual! Sheppard: ... McKay: Screwed up with less immediate consequences than usual.

Sheppard, to Ronon: If you see McKay, give him this message *makes a neutral face* Sheppard: They'll know what it means.

Later

Ronon: oh, and Sheppard said to give you a message. Ronon: *makes a neutral face* McKay: Oh no. The neutral face of displeasure.