sergeant-morozov
I'm listening...
Yes, Stalker? | 22 | S.T.A.L.K.E.R./Bloodborne/Mad Max Trash | OC stuff included | OCs: Ilya Morozov (Duty Sergeant), Luka Wolf (Freedom Guy), Nikita Reznikov (EX-Monolith Preacher) & Snorky (Snork Mutant).
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Gecko: "And here we have a Banditus Battus, a rare breed of Bandit. He seems to have his hand stuck in a jar."
Bat, hand stuck in a jar: "It's not funny! Help me!!"
Gecko: "He has to rely mostly on his group mates for food and protection, his height and size only makes him intimidating--"
Bat: "And it helps with getting stuff down from up high to the low ground for another Bandit specimen within his group with short legs and temper as short as his--"
Gecko: *throwing punches at Bat*
#stalker oc#oc stuff#someone gave them an audio nature documentary and they figured out another way to kill boredom and to rub salt into wounds#you bet your cheeks that bat will use the jar as a weapon
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Cooper: "What up, bestie?~"
Unicorn: "You've ruined my routines with all that night hollering, my eyes are bagged and I'm so damn stressed out that I'm having murderous ideas.."
Cooper: "Ahahah, tell me about it, gurl. Life in the zone, am I right?"
Unicorn: "You got about 3 days left, bestie."
#stalker oc#oc stuff#Cooper the bastard renegade and his loner bestie.#he has about 3 days until Alexey tries to snipe him. cooper is the new cockroach.
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having ocs is so fun tho. It’s like playing with barbie dolls except we’re hallucinating it all vividly in our heads and everybody is emotionally scarred
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me: *says lmao*
me: *ass is still attached*
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*downloads nexus mods to see if stalker games got mods over there*
*sees that I need the support mods, downloads them*
*no mods, only reskins*
*disappointment*
#duh dude personal#I really wanted to have Subnautica mods so.. but I also saw stalker games so woot woot
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my cat got heat stroke today it was so scary :( he’s home and recovering now but wauugghhhhh this fucking heatwave in the PNW is no fucking joke, we’re not acclimated to this and neither are our pets, keep your babies inside and watered don’t be like me and have to have a public meltdown in a humane society vet wing
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i don’t know why i love this so much but i do
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Your character’s fashion in Cyberpunk 2077 be like
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an uncrackable cold one meets unstoppable boys
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Fox: "We are not high, dumb, zone loving junkies for duty to bully!"
Morozov: "We aren't all bullies and some of us joined for no particular reason!"
Bat: "We are farmers! bam ba-da ba ba ba ba!"
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Luka: "Say some nasty things for me?"
Morozov: "Like what?"
Luka: "I dunno, something dirty?~"
Morozov: "Uh-huuhh... Zombie walking on asphalt at a very hot day?"
Luka: "Wh-wait.. I--"
Morozov: "Their skin gets all slimy and soggy.. Or something like; dead bloodsucker decomposing?"
Luka, disgusted: "I meant something funny-nasty, not creepy-disgusting nasty!"
Morozov: "Oh.."
Luka: "You okay?"
Morozov: "I've seen things."
Luka: "Yeah, I've heard."
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