personally i think if you stick your fingers into my enclosure i have the right to bite you, and i will, and i will do it hard 

@the-inevitability-of-death​

Who wants to see the softest pics of mark and ethan

Child of the stars

Let me wander while you weep

You are made of space-dust, dear, now drift away and sleep

Imagine a giant teazing their tiny friend , dangling them in front of their face between their fingers with a sly grin saying: "what, are you scared?"

Tiny, absolutely terrified: *starts crying*

Giant: "wait, are you actually scared???"

shsjssk can we please talk about how casually mark just, laid his head on Eef's lap and literally no one said a word abt it bc of course ye this is literally so normal for them. No bit, no snark just. lemme lay my head on ur lap rn and just aaaa

Hell yeah! we love a trusting friendship!

that trope in g/t where the tiny is badly injured and can’t move and passes out and wakes up to find a giant looming over them, who has good intentions but they’re just so big and the tiny is desperately trying to crawl away and is begging for the giant not to hurt them while the giant gently whispers “no no its okay. i’m not gonna hurt you. i want to help” but the tiny doesn’t believe them so when the giant reaches toward their injury to put something on the wound to help, the tiny is a shaking, crying mess until the giant moves their hands away and the pain is slightly dulled and they realize, hey, wait, maybe this huge person actually doesn’t want to kill me and they smile weakly because its so relieving to know they probably aren’t going to die. i just

https://youtu.be/5PB8S9slhd4?t=316

“im tom holland, you’re robert downey jr. so wed definitely be flipping the roles”

peter parker and tony stark have a quasi father-son relationship

they just said that usually mark is rdj and Eth is tom

excuse me for a week while i bask in this validation

Sometimes i get freaked out when i talk to Americans

Them: i have these really nice pants

Me: TMI?!??!?!?!!!???!!

Me: oh wait nvm

Just read the soft moments and damn that is one amazing friendship - PB

You know it.

Aaaa the uwu bois moments! Remember when eef said somewhere along the lines of "back off, he's my goof" in the ikea furniture vid?

I rewatched that video yesterday...

I've seen it way too many times...

casual intimacy kills me every time. grand gestures are cute and all but seeing two people who are just totally comfortable with having each other in their space, who dont think twice about leaning into each other and thoughtlessly holding each other while doing unrelated things….. thats love

Jump hug bc I’m soft

Not ship art and I would prefer if you don’t tag it as such :)

human gets mad, punches a wall

borrower comes home to find a hole in their living room

wacky times ensue

This is for @tiny-crecher and @tiny-crecher only, I love you dude happy birthday 💕💕💕

thank you! <3

You know how fucking bad I want a "partner in crime, accomplice in idiocy" tattoo?

Real fucken bad.