A true poet and wordsmith, Jean Valjean indeed

Because he's obviously only opening it for the vodka 👀

"Neil showing up at Upstate regional with his duffel™ and no fashion sense" 🤝 "Jean moving to California with a carry-on containing 2 black shirts"

I hate finishing the raven cycle. fortunately the future is a circle, not a line, which means I’m gonna read it and ignore the rest of my life yet again.

i think we're all too desensitized to "Adam lived in an apartment located above the office of St. Agnes Catholic Church, a fortuitous combination that focused most of the objects of Ronan's worship into one downtown block." because i'm thinking about it again and maggie was actually insane to write that

I know how it went in the Extra Content and that's cool too, but my favorite version of "Neil and Andrew adopt Sir and King" in fics is when they just stumble upon two stray kittens worse for wear and Andrew IMMEDIATELY goes into "Must adopt to protect; Mine Now" mode in two seconds flat no words or anything, and Neil - bewildered and mildly stressed out - is like "??? I guess,,, We have cats now???" because he'll be damned if he tells Andrew that anything isn't worth adopting

jean: if you must speak to me, please do not speak in gibberish. the sun has clearly addled your brain-

can't unsee this every time I read the banquet scene

Suzanne collins wrote a trilogy where a main media propaganda strategy was to market a horrific act of violence as a love story to distract ppl and then it got adapted into a box office breaking movie and ppl made it all about the love triangle. so then since they didn’t get the point the first time Suzanne collins wrote a prequel story about the main dictator and she makes it so that you as a reader want it to be a genuine love story so badly even tho it’s so very clearly not and instead feels extremely unsettling to make her point even more meta which then gets adapted into another box office breaking film and now ppl are making romantic snowbaird tik toks. do u think she’s gonna write another book that’s somehow even more blatant or just give up and start executing ppl? hard to say but I wouldn’t blame her for the second one

Andrew, hanging off the sofa at 3am: Do you think Neil would still like me if I was a worm? Wymack: Please get the fuck out of my house.

so hyped for tsc