I just know that when Romeo and Juliet premiered two ye olde girlies in the pit at intermission were like didst thou see the sparks betwixt Tybalt and mercutio… aye and not from their swords alone!

Mr. Darcy at Sir William Lucas's house party

the canterbury tales (c. 1400) - geoffrey chaucer

“hot wench summer”

I unironically need a shakespeare pack for the sims. Maybe I want my sims to have intense, earth-shattering three day long romances ending in tragedy. Maybe I want my sims to disappear into the woods to escape the strict rules of their society. Maybe I want my sims to ponder their mortality to the skull of an old friend. Or maybe I just want my sims to wear one of those cool collars idk idk

reading a very fun and unserious medieval romance atm and some reviews r like it's too anachronistic!!! but u know what I am gonna spend yet another year at uni reading ye olde english so I'll take the sillies while I can. I love historical innacuracy if its fun <3

I just think that shakespeare would have loved Mamma Mia! and I don't think I need to explain myself

Lady Macbeth with a letter - act I

"romeo should have checked" girl she was a corpse. she was a corpse in a crypt. She took a magic "looking like a corpse" potion and then they buried her and then romeo found her fully 100% buried what are you TALKING about

this blog has been inactive for so long you'd think I would've finally finished les mis. I have not :)

I'll never walk

again

im reading dracula right now and there are total plotholes in this book like they never mention when he founds monster high nor do they ever mention draculaura i just think bram stoker didnt follow the source material very well he could have done a better job

Hi Professor,

I was wondering if I could possibly be granted an extension on the assignment due Friday. Unfortunately I’m a bit behind as I recently witnessed the deaths of the entire Danish royal family and the Norwegian invasion of Denmark. This has made it somewhat difficult for me to focus on my work. 

Regards,

Horatio

why do i have a document that is just half a sentence i do not even remotely remember the context

I did never think that lady would have loved any man.