The Batfam/Damijon has literally taken over my life. APPARENTLY IVE COMPLETED THE SUPERBAT SHIP HOLY TRINITY I also cosplay and write stories. My entire cosplan list is all DC now
Yknow what I've never seen but would be hilarious?
Jason starting with his usual spiel, "u left me alone to go to Ethipoia and I died in that costume blah blah blah"
And Tim, fed up from the latest jason-attacks-tim-when-all-he-wants-is-coffee moment, says: "Skill issue."
Jason: "wtf."
Tim: "Yeah I mean I legit did my training on a different continent and then wandered over to different countries and had like no contact with B the entire time. You were what, 15? And fully trained? I was 13. Fought King Snake and won. Dick was out there in the scaly panties from 9 and lived to tell the tale. You died to a crowbar and a joke. Fucking Skill Issue. Stop taking it out on me." *leaves to go get a Zesti*
My favorite thing is when Tim's family thinks he's the most put together of them all and it's the best Robin or whatever when really he's a total adrenaline junkie, psycho, who is always one inconvenience away from going on a killing spree and becoming THE number 1 supervillain
the lego batman movie reads like it was written by jason and tim mocking bruce and dick, like you can’t tell me the batjokes isnt there to piss bruce off, courtesy of tim, or the whole scaly panties thing isn’t jason making fun of the robin uniform
i really miss bernard being annoying as fuck. like back then he used to be so fucking unhinged tim had to tell him to shut up SEVERAL TIMES in just one page.
i need that again. in the comics. i need him to be so obnoxious tim have to tell him to be quiet.
When I was brand new to the DC fandom I didn't really care much about damijon and didn't get why so many people wanted it canon. Now every single fact I find out makes me more annoyed that it isn't official.
What the actual shit do you mean they're raising a child together?? And bicker about it like an old married couple? They live together? Jon called him honey?
And DC figured out we wanted this really bad and went "Okay, Jon's bi! But he likes someone else sorry lol. Damians straight though"
Honestly I think they'll be canon eventually because seriously how is DC still calling this platonic?
And DC tried to avoid the two-gay-dad implications by saying Lizzie (the kid) thinks of Damian as her brother but honestly the scene where she says it is so parent & child-y to me
Like I’m imagining David Tenant doctor and fucking Donna Noble witnessing this and hes like “oh” or very interested and shes like “WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK” as she watches this assassin get eviscerated