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i’m a schlatt bastard!
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Unpaid intern, honestly such an entertaining concept that I really enjoyed. When Schlatt got the heart drawing i just about died.
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The part where Schlatt was asking id one of the kids was under the table and the way said, "Who's under this table?" and peeking through that hole LIKE OMGGGGSKJGDJGHDJGHDJGD HE WOULD BE SUCH AN ADORABLE DADDDDD
THAT PART PLUS THE ONE WHERE THE LITTLE GIRL MADE HIM A LETTER‼️‼️
He would be such a good father, I feel like he would be nervous at first when raising his kids. Like when they are babies they don’t talk but once they get into ages like 5-8 his personality with them really comes out.
He’s 100% a girl dad like come on now. Coloring and playing dress up with his kids will end up being his favorite activity, even if he tries to say it’s not.
When they are older he loves playing catch with them, lowkey trying to influence them to take up baseball/softball.
Always telling them about New York and how they need to know certain things but you have to remind him they don’t have the mental capacity for all that information, but he thinks it’s funny anyways.
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Submissive Schlatt, anyone?
i'm willing to do headcannons because i just saw this video and... yes.
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DITTOOOO‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️
im actually losing my mind that i can now say schlatt is a handsome chubby boy that I'm going to cover in red lipstick marks all over his face and his pretty lil' tummy until he's blushing and unable to stop his pretty little giggling
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I'M FUCKING SOBBING
THE HAT IS SENDING ME HES SO BABYGIRL LIKE OMG^^^ he is like that type of guy to pretend to be an asshole but then go home and treat his pets like his fucking kids because they are
he got it in -> this vod i'm pretty sure. he's wearing it in the shortened version that's on jschlattlive
he also got this
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*quiet sobs*
something about getting older something about nostalgia
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pls someone fill me in on qsmp. pls. i'm begging.
^^stolen pic
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thinking about how j would react if his s/o was sensitive to yelling and he lashed out on them without a second thought because he’s just so frustrated with/jealous of another person in their life or any other reason. i believe he might be an angry person in general but he just doesn’t know how to express that so he just yells
they’d start crying and he’d just literally question everything he’s ever done because he feels so bad and even though they’re upset they’re just trying to reassure him through tears, he desperately wants to make it up to them though (wink wonk)
he’d definitely realize immediately but has his back turned so doesn’t see their immediate reaction until he hears a little sniffle and his heart just breaks
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🦷anon ilysm for this it's such a great prompt (added bonus im a sensitive bitch lmao)
schlatt exits his room with a hand in his hair. this recording session completely drained him. there were so many technical difficulties and overall he felt much more irritable than normal. then of course the video he uploaded today got age restricted despite it not even breaking any rules. overall he is fucking pissed.
you're in the living room sitting on the couch, cats curled up beside you while you scroll social media on your phone. you hear schlatt slam the door and go into the kitchen. he's grumbling to himself as he scours the fridge.
"doll? where's the leftovers from last night?" he shouts.
"there weren't any." you reply, not looking up from your phone.
"great, just fuckin' great."
"there's some of the rice i made for lunch if you want that-"
"i don't fucking want that, 'kay?" the harshness of his tone shocks you.
"oh. okay." your voice quivers a bit and tears start to well up in your eyes. you sniffle softly, dabbing your eyes with the sleeve of your sweatshirt.
"don't cry, don't cry." you tell yourself as you stand from your spot and walk toward the bathroom. you grab the hand towel from the rack and cover your face with it as you start to cry, the towel muffling your sobs.
as schlatt heats the rice up in the microwave, he notices that you left the living room. he calls your name as he goes around the apartment, stopping in front of the bathroom door when he hears your silent cries.
his heart immediately drops, realizing that you're crying because of him. he didn't realize how harsh his tone was, how he was lashing his external frustrations on you, his sun, his moon, his stars.
"sweetheart, please open the door, i'm sorry." he pleads, rattling the doorknob.
you quiet yourself down before telling him, "don't worry about me, baby. i'm okay."
"no, no. i shouldn't have yelled at you, it's nothin' to do with you and i'm so sorry."
"no, i shouldn't be crying at this, i don't wanna make this about me."
schlatt pries the bathroom door open, immediately scooping you up into his arms. he strokes your head as he whispers apologies and reassurances into your ear.
he cradles your face in his hands, wiping away your tears with his thumbs. you smile sheepishly, which earns a soft smile from him.
"i'm sorry," he presses a kiss to your lips. "i'm so sorry, doll." he continues to apologize in between kisses, moving from your lips to your cheek and down to your neck. your breath hitches as his breath tickles your neck.
you lean down and capture his lips, wrapping your arms around his neck. he returns your kiss with volition, holding you close while he deepens the kiss.
"let me make it up to you, please." schlatt stands and lifts you into his arms, pecking you on the lips as he carries you into your bedroom.
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all good if not but i saw you giffed(?) parts of the drifting video from ludwig's new upload but is it possible for you to gif schlatt's last drift run? where the guy is scoring them bc he is so cocky and i love it lmao
i have watched that part alone so many times i want to be in the seat next to him it looks so fun oml
you : that looks so fun :)))
the other anon : i would DIE in that car
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Moodboard: Jschlatt as a boyfriend
Pictures you took of him. Part 3.
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