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samsbee · 5 years

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some time ago i read good omens and thought “great book, but what if crowley were gay, a great writer, and somewhat sexually involved with aziraphale?” and, me being me, i wrote a poem on this concept entitled “What If An Angel And A Demon Fell In Love? Wouldn’t That Be Nifty?” and today it won me a hundred fucking dollars in a poetry contest. so take that neil gaiman

#good omens #poem #fuck it's pretty

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samsbee · 5 years

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lets clear up a common misconception:

when i ask if something looks “good” i’m not asking if it makes me sexually appealing. im asking if it makes me look like the modern remix version of a medieval fantasy novel protagonist

#always after a horseback destiny quest outfit

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samsbee · 5 years

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I need more fake dating AUs in my life

#fanfic #au #you can never get too many #ideally andriel

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samsbee · 5 years

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Nora said Neil prefers fruit because he always had access to it growing up and all I can think about is him and Mary driving through Florida and him holding 5 pounds of oranges in his lap from a side of the road set up, thinking about how it’s just them and the oranges against the world

#aftg #tfc #neil josten #got me in the feels

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samsbee · 5 years

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To be clear I was talking about the freshmen. I'm well aware everyone but Aaron is already whipped.

I don’t think Neil has time to obliviously seduce the entire team, Wymack.

#aftg #tfc #neil josten

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samsbee · 5 years

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“Get away from us“

#I love everything about this #aftg #tfc #andriel

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samsbee · 5 years

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I MISS DIRK GENTLY’S HOLISTIC DETECTIVE AGENCY

#hard same #dghda #dirk gently #should have about 8 seasons

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samsbee · 5 years

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A few reasons why I absolutely love Nicky with all of my heart

#nicky hemmick #aftg #tfc #what a prince

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samsbee · 5 years

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"Combined social graces of a cashew" is now my favourite twinyard description.

I’m never going to get over the fact that Aaron had girlfriends in high school. Girlfriends, plural. The twinyards have the combined social graces of a cashew and somehow. Aaron had girlfriends. Who is Aaron when Neil isn’t around and how did he convince multiple girls to date him. What is his secret

#killed me #aftg #tfc #all for the game #the foxhole court #twinyards

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samsbee · 5 years

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Avengers AU - If Tony was Peter’s biological father

Tony is super protective of his son. And Peter, inspired by his dad, becomes Spiderman anyway (his dad and his Uncle Rhodey figure him out in a second though).

My other Avengers AUs

#MY EMOTIONS

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samsbee · 5 years

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My brain: I sure would like to make some new friends

Me: You know you have to interact with people to get to know them right?

My Brain: