piplup! ♡ ♡ ♡ ♡ | ♡ ♡ ♡ | ♡ ♡ ♡

I don't mean to be a sad Aquarius bitch or anything but I've never felt so low in my life.

🕊When it comes to fight or flight, I become a motherf***ing bird 🕊

Taking applications for the position of being my friend. Abilities must include

♡nice memes

♡funny jokes

♡awful selfie game

♡good music taste

♡a loving heart

....thats it. Please

So excited for ethan and hila. Honestly Teddy Fresh is amazing ♡

you forget the ecstasy of love because of the intensity of heartbreak

»nocturne« by bob grumman (+)

♡Samantha♡

Waves like the sea...

**eats three raspberries* I can feel my cells multiplying. my blood is cleaner, safer. my skin……less dry. I am well. I am nourished.

my parents: don’t worry sweetie you’ll understand when you move out and have a house of your own :)

me, in this economy: a what

Mother fucking Jesse Eisenburg Jesus Christ fuck dUde MotheR fucking facebook movie bullshit jesus can you fucking bElieve this ShIt goddamn creator of facebook and fucking lawyers and shit right fucking Winklevoss twins Goddamn rowing the boat FUCK YO SHIT i can’t even fucking believe this shit have you seen this shit fuckin I just watched this shit fuck Jesse Eisenburg man mother fucking Spider-man SPIDER-MAN you put in the time FUCK put in the time Motherfucking built shit with his bare hands fucking best friend shit Jesse Eisenburg i’m very tired. No man I’ll just talk about the facebook movie all day Shit man you have to be so interested in the shit I have to say about the facebook movie fuck dude I just watched it a year and a half ago fuck Jesse Eisenburg man he fucked over Spiderman crazy Winklevoss twins rowing Trent Resin or did the soundtrack, fuck this guy Who invented facebook I don’t like dying I can’t think of who the fuck invented facebook all I can think is the guy who played the guy who invented facebook, who the fuck invented facebook MARK ZUCKERBERG.

Arin “Egoraptor” Hanson (via beambes)

It hasn’t even been 30 seconds into the episode for fuck’s sake

Thanks, Mark