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sam-the-lucario · 9 months
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Here is a joke i have come up with:
ok so, there was a party, there were like 40 people in it, a decently sized party
there was food on the serving, and drinks
there was chips, cola, punch, candy, pretty much anything ya could think
but within the party goers spread a rumor that someone poisoned the punch
no one wanted the punch
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sam-the-lucario · 11 months
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:3
reblog this post if you're strong enough to :3 in 2023
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sam-the-lucario · 11 months
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Tumblr Migration 2: Reddit Boogaloo
We all know about the Twitter immigrants, but there seems to be radio silence on what's happening now with Reddit users from certain subreddits doing a similar thing.
What's happening?
Reddit is restricting their API later this month and killing off third-party apps. An AMA (Ask Me Anything) with the CEO Steve Hoffman was held and it was clear that he would continue with the changes.
In protest, thousands of subreddits across the site are planning to go dark for 48 hours on June 12th. Some are planning to continue indefinitely until the changes are reversed.
Okay, so how does this affect Tumblr?
Some subreddits (mainly queer and left-leaning meme ones, don't worry too much about Reddit Atheists™ overrunning us) are encouraging their users to jump ship to our beloved - and beloathed - hellsite. There will be another influx of new users and many will be unfamiliar with how the site works.
What do us Tumblr users do?
Show them how to use the site; introduce them to the site's culture, tell them to reblog shit and curate their dashboard. Sorta like how we welcomed Twitter users back when they flocked here. Kungpowpenising optional.
I'm new from Reddit, what do I do here?
CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE AND BANNER TO SOMETHING OTHER THAN DEFAULT BECAUSE THIS SITE IS FILLED WITH BOTS AND YOU MIGHT BE MISTAKEN FOR ONE. This is the FIRST thing you should do after getting a blog.
Other folks can help you with stuff like curating your dashboard or creating sideblogs (or you can look shit up) but please, PLEASE just give yourself an icon and reblog some stuff so people don't mistake you for a bot
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sam-the-lucario · 1 year
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When he hits you with the ass melter 9000
TEARS OF THE KINGDOM SPOILERS
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And so the cycle continues 
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sam-the-lucario · 1 year
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I am still alive
Regretably
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sam-the-lucario · 1 year
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Chester fox barely seems to sleep at the moment. I see him at all hours of the day and night, patrolling his territory, scent marking and barking to keep other males away. Dog foxes need to be incredibly fit to get through the mating season!
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sam-the-lucario · 1 year
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Ok at this point, if i see an irl gal in pfp, i’m assuming its a porn bot lmao
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sam-the-lucario · 1 year
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Me normally vs me when ya fecking piss me off
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sam-the-lucario · 1 year
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sam-the-lucario · 1 year
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Gonna be back to school tomorrow
Am kainda exited
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sam-the-lucario · 1 year
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That moment when spyro finnish dub
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sam-the-lucario · 1 year
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New year
Same old me
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sam-the-lucario · 1 year
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Ok so, i think im really good with writing, like really fecking good, not to brag x3
Gosh i sound like a duche
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sam-the-lucario · 1 year
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Back pain
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sam-the-lucario · 1 year
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Ok so, is it a healthy way to manage anger if you hop onto a sandbox game, spawn a buncha enemies and fucking desamate em?
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sam-the-lucario · 1 year
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You ever just feel so cuddly
I wish i was cuddling like five diffirent guys and gals and enbies at the same time
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sam-the-lucario · 1 year
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I GOT A FRICKING BLÅHAJ LETS FECKING GOOOO
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